#that are weirder than a walrus showing up even in a narrow nyc apartment hallway

[libraryspectre]

The thing is, even if I cannot fathom any way for the walrus to have gotten to my door, I can accept that there IS an explanation even if I can't think of one. If the walrus is at my door, it had to have gotten there somehow. This does not trouble my perception of reality nearly as much as a fairy.

I refuse to believe there is any situation in which it is literally impossible for a walrus to be at your door. You are just not thinking creatively enough.