#that are definitely side effects of covid btw
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Once again chanting in my mind "graphic card" to avoid snapping at my mother saying dumb shit
#how do you always get to the wrong conclusion of everything oh my godddddd#yeah yeah a lot is wrong with doctors like a fucking lot I'm well aware I've suffered huge amount of pains for years for that#but she says it from a novax point of view so she's still wrong by saying the right thing and it annoys me so much!#obviously she's too fucking fatphobic to see how that is one of the biggest issues in medicine#fun fact my father is not taking meds to heal from something that could actually kill him because it stops him from eating#that's apparently okay but vaccines aren't#someone should study their brains under a microscope#also my father problem was probably caused by the extreme diet he did that was mostly starvation#at least i feel better about myself#sometimes i get very depressed about all the things I'll never be able to do because i fucked my wrist at 18 but at least i did that#crocheting#he completely destroyed his health to lose weight#also even more fun thing he wanted to lose weight for reasons that didn't have anything to do with the weight he probably just can't eat#grains#he got better as soon as he stopped eating normal pasta and switched to the fake ones made with rice and stuff#they didn't connect the dot#but the second i thin person started to have issues breathing#that are definitely side effects of covid btw#grains were immediately blamed#god i shouldn't get into these rants because i just get mad at their stupidity AND I NEED TO STAY CALM FOR THE GRAPHIC CARD#and especially not build enough represed rage about it to risk trying to choke my mother the next time she says it's fine i lost all that#weight#sure it's fine losing weight because of illness and depression is fucking wonderful#i have to fight with myself most days to eat enough but sure that's fine I'm staying thin!
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Can I ask for your opinion on people comparing sanders sides to iris/Jacksepticeyeās egos when it comes to the wait time and how the stories have been handled? Iāve seen some discussion on people comparing both from that angle, and would be curious to know if you have any thoughts on that.
Btw I understand if you choose to ignore this ask since it does involve criticism stuff. Just would like to get perspective on this from someone who knows both a lot better (I am not super familiar with jse myself but I have been in the tss fandom for a while).
Hope you have a good day regardless!
Thank you, I hope you have a good day as well!
And yeah, Iāll talk about this a bit. As long as this is coming from a view to discuss and think reasonably and rationally and not a view of pure, burning, blind rage just cause. (Also, this is going to be long because I have a lot to say)
Personally, I have no problem with the wait from either creator. I can consume other forms of media for the time being. I enjoy their content greatly, and I dabble in artworks and fanfictions while I wait, but Iām not reliant. And it's not like these people are creating nothing. They still have other stuff for us to enjoy. Like Jackās gaming content or Thomasās shorts or videos with Sleep or the star signs or the planets. Hell, Thomas is working on a video for Picani right now!
Also, people donāt realize that these things take a long time. They both have to go to places, set up equipment, record multiple takes, and repeat since both of them deal with multiple characters. And then the whole thing has to be spliced together and edited to make a coherent story. And of course, Thomas is going to take longer because heās doing more. Yes, Jack has to add glitchy effects to his editing, but Thomas is literally making music for us to consume and enjoy. Do you know how long it takes to make music? That adds more writing, more editing, background music production, and more recording on top of the stuff he already has to do.
And both come from small teams of people with a lot of things to do, so it's going to be expected when things take a while to come out.
The stories, on the other hand, I find a weird thing to compare (if they are being compared, I havenāt seen anything since I blocked the tag.) They are completely different genres after all. Thomasās series is supposed to be more feel-good mental health help, with a hint of drama. (That, naturally, is gonna take more research.) Jack is making an analog horror. Things are going to be different. Also, Jack is just starting his series! He had to pause production because of COVID and just finished his video with Chase that he wanted to finish in 2019! We shouldnāt compare apples to oranges, but we definitely shouldnāt compare when one of the fruit isnāt even ripe yet.
Lastly, I find it weird to compare these people at all. Why? Because theyāre people. It's like not going to college and then your mom going āYour brother went to college, you know.ā We shouldnāt compare Thomas to Sean because Thomas isnāt Sean. People go at things at their own pace. People have their own personal struggles to deal with. And these people are people, not a content farm for you to throw your rotten tomatoes at whenever you feel.
And Iām not saying you have to like these people, I just think other factors go into both series that people donāt consider. Like personal struggles or where they live. (Not to get political, but Florida is kinda a shithole right now. Stay safe if you live in that part ā¤ļø)
But yeah, sorry if this was long, these are my feelings on the matter.
(Also, if you want to compare, Markiplier made a movie, so š¤· /j)
#thomas sanders#sander sides#jacksepticeye#jacksepticeye egos#sanders sides#ts criticism#ts critical
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So I just maybe might have kiiiinda lost my temper on a local Facebook I'm in... This bs about the covid vaccine using AUTISM!!! š² as a surprise smoking gun for WHY VACCINES ARE BAD really gets my goat. I'm sure you might be able to tell. š
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Image #1 screenshot of a Facebook comment, the user name is obscured in red. "Red" says:
Most people are thinking short-term and being "sold" on tomorrow will always come (if you take this or believe that). But, think of the long term...(this is not mine, it's copied/pasted and as always, do your due diligence if you doubt the numbers).
"Red" attached an image reading: In the early 1990s, children received three vaccines for seven illnesses. In the 1980s, autism prevelnce was reported as 4 in 10,000. Today the vaccine schedule requires almost six dozen doses through age 16 for sixteen diseases. In 2020, CDC reported that approximate 1 in 54 children in the U.S are diagnosed autistic.
Image #2 and #3 are screenshots of OP's response:
The autism link to the mmr jab is bull[shit emoji] š© and was literally shown to be a bs hoax by a doctor (Andrew Wakefield) who wanted to have his own patented vaccine for the measles jab go through and be used instead of the combined mmr jab. Wakefield was banned from medicine btw for callous disregard in 2010.
This tripe about vaccines causing autism is nothing more than scaremongering that uses a PURELY CORRELATIONAL THING AS PROOF.
Correlation is not causation. It is not Absolute Proof.
If someone is mauled and the markings LOOK like a large predator and there's a tiger nearby, that is CORRELATIONAL CAUSATION if you then make the Absolute Conclusion the tiger is the culprit when really it was the bear instead.
I'm so tired of this shit being shown online, especially on Facebook, of screenshots of Definitive Evidence of Autism being caused by vaccines and "my baby is autistic because of mean doctors giving him vaccines how dare they" when EXHAUSTIVE research shows NO CORRELATION, NO CAUSATION, NO P R O O F.
So please. Do me a favour. Don't try and use autism and the crap Andrew Wakefield pulled as justification for your poor understanding of how virology works, the causes of autism and potential affects of vaccines (which are tested rigorously and side effects are NOTED DOWN AND EXAMINED FOR HOW LIKELY THEY ARE, NOT PRETEND IGNORED).
I'm tired of my condition being used as a gods damned "smoking gun" against vaccines that SAVE LIVES AND PREVENT DEATH AND IMPROVE HERD IMMUNITY AND OVERALL PUBLIC HEALTH.
A gif of wrestler Hulk Hogan dropping a microphone is at the end.
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me on a reddit thread: hey it might not be a good idea to make estrogen combo pills OTC (even though progesterone would probably be fine) cause clotting disorder based strokes aren't in the numbers of side effects stats cuz america is dumb about things that are "preexisting"....and also my mom's stroke at 27 definitely isn't counted in the numbers (nor would hailey beibers btw....cuz she had the perfect storm of combo pill hormonal bc, covid, plane ride, and an undiagnosed heart issue so they can't pin it on the estrogen in a suit to a pharma company)
some twat: wellllllll if you donated blood twice monthly you'd neeeeeever have a clot
Like source please....cuz the lieden v thrombophillia foundation (which is my family's mutation I was lucky enough not to get (even though my rheum thinks that's the side my likely CTD comes from....great.....)) has NOTHING about it. I am SURE my aunt and mom would have preferred extra blood draws done to 3x daily self injectable heparin shots when having my cousins and i......when pregnant you can't take the pills, it's gotta be the shots (and this is with them both as single gene carriers lololol)
don't talk out of your ass about health conditions wtf....But only 1/300 women a year will develop a blood clot on OTC estrogen menopause meds.... ONLY 1/300.....ONLY.
#personal#to the tune of happy and you know it: *external factors dont change your genes* šš*external factors dont change your genes* š š#*unless its in cancer and you raised the chancer* *external factors dont change your genes* š š#HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL BIOLOGY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL ME#i cant live on a planet in a country with people this WILLINGLY stupid#your entire body genetic makeup isnt changed by a little NEEDLE pulling a few pints of blood out..............#(nor did a medication change your whole body's genetics...nor did a mRNA vax......nor did covid.......)#even fucking cancer is localized gene mutations in specific areas which is how they can tell where metastisized cancer starts#my moms on anastrozole as preventive care and like thats the one also used for metastisized BREAST cancer but its not for brain cancer or#blood cancer or bone marrow cancer or gallbladder cancer or.... or..... or...........#cause even CANCER isnt changing all your genes........which is why my aunt works on *gasp* gene therapy#where they isolate the genetic makeup of the tumor and use mRNA injections to have your immune system target the mutant parts of you#so it has YOU kill the tumor....so cool!!! isnt that cool!!! (her family is brca+ so she went into boobie cancer research)#((looks at my moms family like.....my aunt by marriage has two genetic disorders floating around in there...#and my moms blood relatives most likely also have two genetic disorders floating around in there oooooooof OOF))
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TGF Thoughts: 5x02-- Once there was a court...
Season five is off to a great start. Iām feeling more energized about TGF than I have in ages, maybe since the beginning of season three. After the mostly standalone premiere, I wasnāt sure what to expect from the rest of the season. Episode two introduced a lot of new elements that Iām intrigued by and excited about, so hereās hoping the rest of the season can sustain that energy. (Many) more thoughts under the cut.
And, again, since the most consistent thing about Tumblr is its inability to roll out new features that are actually helpful, here is a link to view the post so you donāt have to read it all on your dash. (Omg, Tumblr, not only do you force people to keep reading on their dashes but you also jump down to the middle of the post when the full version opens? Do you have ANYONE beta test these features?)
Reddick/Lockhart is bustling when the episode opens. The fact theyāre calling it Reddick/Lockhart seems like an indication that Liz chose to partner with Dianeāit's not. The firm just needs a name, and it canāt have Boseman in it. (The signage still says RBL... for now.)
Everyone in reception is talking animatedly, except for Carmen Moyo, whoās just taking it all in. You might be tempted to read her as nervous. You would be very, very wrong. But we donāt know that now. Right now, it wouldnāt be wrong to assume sheās Maia 2.0. This scene strongly parallels Maiaās first day at the firm (opening with the reception saying āGood morningā and the firm name, then showing new associates waiting for an orientation by David Lee). And in that scene, Maia is absolutely nervous, like youād expect a new hire might be. Ā
Carmen focuses on another associateās hand. I assume this is meant to be a parallel to how Maia fidgets with her rosary ring in that initial scene. Carmen then peels a price tag off her portfolioāpossibly another Maia parallel, since the portfolio Diane gives Maia is such an important symbol in Maiaās arc.
I also see shades of Alicia and her first scene hereāAlicia's silent and focuses on small details (the thread on Peterās jacket) too. Ā
I donāt say any of this in hopes of comparing Carmen directly to either of those characters. Carmen is not like any other character this show has had before. But these parallels are quite good at establishing character, building intrigue, and showing contrast (even if you donāt see them as parallels, weāre still getting a lot about Carmen just from watching her reactions, even if we donāt yet have the context to understand how to read Carmen). Since Iām now thinking about Maia and Alicia, Iām also now thinking about how Carmen is different from them and triangulating her spot in this universeāthat's a good thing. Sheās not a copy of either character, but I understand a little more about what the writers are telling me about her from the parallels.
The RBL sign in the background is being taken off the wall. It falls and adds even more chaos to reception.
David Lee walks in and screams, āStand up! Those seats are for clients.ā This is the exact same language he uses in the 1x01 scene; this is definitely an intentional parallel. Ā
Btw Carmen already has more personality than Maia and sheās been in one episode so far! I didnāt hate 1x01 Maia, but I will say that nearly everything that intrigued me about early Maia was that I could project more about Alicia (whom I, obviously, care a lot about) onto her. I can and will compare Carmen to Alicia, but when I do, it wonāt be because Carmen is an interesting lens through which to analyze Alicia... it will be because Alicia is interesting precedent to use to understand Carmen. Ā
I still hate Maia, yep.
David Lee accidentally instructs a client to stand and then has to save face, heh. Ā
In Davidās tour of the office, we see the partners squabbling. Sounds about right. And STR Laurie is still a thing, which explains why David is there (though not why he is giving a tour). Ā
Throughout the tour, we get a lot of shots of Carmen. Again, sheās silent and looks like she could be nervous. (Spoiler: this is a fakeout and when you rewatch this scene, you can see what new cast member Charmaine Bingwa is doing hereāexpertly putting on a face that looks like anxiety in one context, but is actually just Carmen calmly sizing things up.)
Marissa eagerly joins the tour. āThatās right. Theyāre letting you play lawyer, Marissa. How nice,ā David says. Carmen takes this in, too. āFucking prick,ā Marissa mutters. Carmen hears.
David Lee introduces āsomeone from HRā which is a great sign that HR is very effective at this firm. Ā
In the conference room, the partners are still arguing about who should replace Adrian. Diane tries the āall options are open to us and we plan to decide in the next 48 hoursā strategy, but this audience is too smart for that. Madeline asks about the new leadership structure. (I am kind of hoping that one nice side effect of having to kind of shoot the season in a COVID bubble will be that weāll get more small recurring characters. Madelineās been around for a little while but weāre already seeing her get to do more this year.)
āDiane and I are going to run the firm together. For now,ā Liz says. Oh, no, Liz, do not open the door to change. Letting the partners know youāre not sure is probably the worst strategy. Youāve gotta decide or theyāll sense weakness. Ā
āJust the two of you? A black firm being run by a white woman?ā a partner asks. āWell, Iām not running it alone. Iām here to assist Liz,ā Diane says, trying to deflect. āReally? Because she needs assistance?ā he counters. Diane doesnāt know what to say, but she and Liz both know these questions arenāt going to go away.
HR is running an orientation for the new hires and it involves having them all take pieces of toilet paper. Man, I hate ice breakers. Carmen takes a moderate amount and then passes it to Marissa, who takes only one square. Carmen notes this and makes eye contact with Marissa. And this is where it starts to become obvious that Carmen is not nervousājust observant and not chatty. Carmen knows Marissa is one to watch from how David reacted to her presence. She gives Marissa a look thatās meant to be noticed and start a conversation. It works, and Marissa explains that for each square you take, you have to share a fact about yourself. Carmen hates this and hides the rest of the toilet paper so she only has one square. Ā
Liz tries to say there will be a discussion about the partnership, and Daniel (thatās what the captions call him, though they do reference him as āBarryā at one point but I'm like 99% sure I know which actor is Barry and itās not him) says it feels like theyāre just being told what the new state of things is. Liz says she hears him but right now they need a senior associate to backfill Lucca.
Daniel doesnāt think they need one. I donāt get why, unless it has to do with the budget cuts. Ā
āWe need someone with real experience to take on her caseload,ā Liz notes. Hell yeah you do!
Liz asks if any of the partners want to take over family law. None do. Ā
After the meeting, Liz asks Diane if she can call a head hunter. Diane approves. David Lee pops up to ask which one of them is taking Bosemanās office and they havenāt discussed it yet. I love that they managed to order a sign with their names on it before theyāve talked about how being partners will actually work. Ā
(Also, Adrianās office is quite obviously going to end up with Liz. And it would be weird if it were Diane, anyway, because itās Dianeās old office from Lockhart/Gardner and it would look it if she sat there again lol)
David notes that an empty corner office looks like failure. He is correct. He gives them until Friday to decide.
Marissa does not like the ice breaker at all and pointedly notes she only has one secret, and it is that she used to be married to a mime. She makes a whole bit out of it and then whispers to Carmen, āI usually just make things up.ā Ā
Carmenās next and she finally gets to speak her first words of the series. You know who else didnāt speak at all in her first scene? Alicia Florrick. Very different scenes, but I canāt help but think this is intentional. From what Iāve seen of Carmen, both she and Alicia use silence strategically and are comfortable with quiet. Aliciaās first scene is silent because she doesnāt need to use words to be expressive, but it does establish that sheās going to be a character with a lot of internal thoughts she wonāt vocalize and that sheās observant and tries to maintain composure. Sure, you can watch the first scene of Pilot and just see a woman whoās stunned into silence, but when you watch it knowing Alicia and realize how much of the essential parts of her character are in her totally silent intro sequence that kicks off the show... itās kind of amazing.
So comparing Carmenās introduction to that? I mean this as a huge compliment. Carmen deploys silence for reasons both similar and different to Alicia. While Alicia uses silence to maintain some kind of boundary between her inner thoughts and the outside world, Carmen uses it to get a chance to observe and take things in without showing her cards. (We do see Alicia do that as well, especially at work, but I would call this a side-effect of Alicia being a quiet person rather than her intention; Carmen seems to be more conscious of how she uses her silence.) Ā
Carmen is from Victorville, California. That means nothing to me but Iām sure thereās some significance. Carmen mimics Marissaās response when asked for her secretsāshe also responds with, āsecret,ā emphasizing she only has one. But what she says next also shows her in contrast to Marissa. She says her secret is she hates games. We already know so much about her and sheās said like ten words! Ā
I think itās smart to set Carmen up as a contrast to other characters. I know who Carmen is not because of how she differs from more familiar presences like Alicia, Maia, and Marissa. Marissa hates ice breakers, but her reaction to them is to use them as an opportunity to say something funny and over the top. Many others (including probably both Alicia and Maia) would likely resent the activity but play along and say something unremarkable (I could see Alicia overthinking it and sharing something surprisingly quirky though!). Carmen just does not give a fuck, and in a different way than Marissa doesnāt give a fuck. Marissa insinuates that she thinks the whole activity is stupid... Carmen just flat out says it. I would not pull this move on my first day of a new job! And that is the pointāwho is this person who is so self-assured sheās willing to insult HR on her very first day of her very first job as a lawyer? Ā
ALL OF THIS FROM A FEW WORDS AND SOME WELL-ACTED GLANCES! As I said, Iām very intrigued by Carmen. I have some questions about the logistics of this plot, her endgame, and how sheāll function when brought into the firm drama/debate plots, but for now, I only have good things to say. Ā
Liz interrupts the ice breaker to announce that everyone will be assigned a mentor. She then pauses to greet Marissa, which Carmen, again, notices. Liz is really there to say that theyāll be working on client maintenance that day, and each new hire will get to help with one of their clients. When she reads off their top clients, all the hands shoot upāexcept Carmenās.
Madelineās last name is Gilford. Noted. Johnās last name is Wilson. Ā
No one raises their hand to assist with Oscar Rivi, who is in a maximum-security prison. Carmen confidently raises her hand. Ā
Barryās last name is Poe. Noted.
Marissa and Carmen exchange glances. Super curious to see how this evolves. There are too many Marissa/Carmen exchanges in this episode for the writers to not plan to have them interact more in the future.
Iām kind of loving that it seems like the showās leads are now Diane, Liz, Marissa, and Carmen. Dianeās obviously great, Liz is someone whoās been deserving of leading material for ages, Carmen seems interesting, and Iām so impressed they have managed to make Marissa, usually good in small doses, into a character who can handle larger plots without wearing on my patience (like that awful Elsbeth centric episode of Wife). Ā
Diane has a client who received a summons directly, which Diane finds strange. But, since she is already working with this client on the same case (teaching kids during COVID) in another court, Diane is optimistic about this second suit. She thinks it could set a good precedent. Ā
Diane introduces Phoebe, an associate who will help out on the case. Diane says sheās not personally going because itās a formality and Diane needs to work on the brief. Iām like 99% sure Diane isnāt personally going because Dianeās role here is to convince the client sheās getting senior-level attention while having junior people do the work, but nice story! Ā
Diane asks Marissa to go along with Phoebe. Marissa thinks sheās going to get to argue in court... Diane says no, Marissa gets to hand hold a client. Ā
Oscar Rivi is basically Lemond Bishop, which is the only explanation I have for why RL would represent him. And, youāll recall, I didnāt understand why RL would represent Bishop either. But weāll just have to go with it. Ā
(I think representing multiple drug lords is probably a bigger PR issue for RL than having a white partner! How come no one ever talks about this! Actually, new complaint: wasnāt Liz, who now has more power than before, the one who was most against representing Bishop?) Ā
(I guess it may make sense that sheād be more okay with this Rivi dude than Bishop. Whatever Riviās done, I donāt think heās threatened Lizās kid like Bishop did!) Ā
(Also, Iām fine with them switching it up and suddenly having this new drug kingpin. Mike Colter is obviously unavailable since heās a lead on Evil, and I was tired of Bishop anyway. If the writers stop using Bishop and Sweeney as shorthands for corruption I will be very happy; I donāt think thereās much more mileage left there. Speaking of, Dylan Baker popped up in 2x02 of Evil!) Ā
āI donāt want you to be intimidated,ā Barry tells Carmen as they arrive at Riviās prison. Carmen reads articles about Rivi on her phone, saying sheās taking notes. Barry tells Carmen to āsit, listen, leave.ā But then he discovers his ID is expired (he didnāt get it renewed during the pandemic) and he canāt go visit Rivi as a result. Carmen says sheās fine aloneāshe'll sit, listen, leave. Sheās calm and not at all cocky as she says it, and it really takes until sheās actually talking with Rivi to realize that sheās not (just?) a hypercompetent law school grad trying to impress. She doesnāt seem to care at all what people, no matter how powerful, think of her, as long as sheās able to find security of any sort. (Tbh, it is kind of amazing she doesnāt get fired in this episode.) Ā
(Iām getting ahead of myself but in Aliciaās first ep, she also changes up strategies on the partners. Alicia does it almost without realizing sheās gone against their wishesāshe's just sure of the right strategyāand Carmen does it much more intentionally.) Ā
Marissa and Phoebe canāt locate Judge Wacknerās court. Marissa asks a security guard sheās friendly with (of course she is) for help. He says thereās no Judge Wackner there, and the security guard notices that itās a summon for a ā9 Ā¾ Circuit.ā The guard laughs at the Harry Potter reference; Marissa is not amused. They leave the courthouse when Marissa spots a sign for ā9 Ā¾". She follows the sighs down an alley. Phoebe wants nothing to do with this; Marissa and the client are intrigued. They end up in a store called Copy Coop and are directed to a warehouse.
In the warehouse, an argument is resolved through Rock, Paper, Scissors. Then itās Marissaās turn. She asks for a continuance just like she was supposed to, but she uses the wrong phrasing. Judge Wackner notices. Thatās when Marissa notes sheās not a lawyer, and Wackner responds that heās not a licensed judge. So itās fine that Marissa isnāt a lawyer. Ā
Marissa tries to protest again that sheās not a lawyer, and Wackner basically tells her to proceed anyway. The client wants to stay, weird as this fake court seems.
Carmen reads with Rivi. She stares at him, getting him to speak first. His translator asks if thereās another lawyer with her; she just introduces herself. The translator does a terrible job of translating Riviās complaints, sharing very little of what Rivi said with Carmen.
Unsurprisingly (to me at least, because scenes like this ALWAYS have the twist where a character doesnāt let on that they speak the language until the exact right moment), Carmen speaks Spanish.
She lets Rivi know she speaks Spanish AND insults the translator in one go. Pretty big move. That gets Riviās attention and he kicks out the translator. He asks who she is and she repeats her name again (characters reacting like this will never not remind me of āWho are you?ā āKalinda.ā).
Carmen notes that sheās just out of law school, explaining thatās why sheās eager to help. She doesnāt reveal that by mistakeāshe's using it to her advantage. Ā
Credits! As I predicted, things are blowing up again this week like normal. No more kittens and puppies. Thereās a new couch that blows up in the credits. Wacknerās desk also makes it in. I canāt remember if the purses were in this position before; they might be new. All the exploding TVs show footage of January 6th (which I hear is going to be a major theme of the season, though itās not heavily featured in this episode). And the zoomed in shot of the closet (that Iāve never really liked) is gone, as is the falling curtain! Ā
I still hate the font of the logo for this show. I also donāt understand why the show seems to have three logosāthe one thatās the TGW logo but with āfightā, the one in the credits, and whatever the one theyāve come up with for this seasonās marketing materials is. I like that theyāre trying with the marketing of this season but I donāt get why the show has three logos. Ā
While Iām talking about the marketing, can we just talk about the āGoodbye Luccaā graphic the official social media account posted? It had a fucking crown drawn over her head like this is a 2013 Tumblr shitpost!!! Who are they targeting with this?! WHO ARE THEY MARKETING TO? DOES THIS WORK ON ANYONE??? It literally says, āChi-Townā on it. I cringed so hard. Sometimes I feel like the marketing of this show is meant to cater to the people who would, like, watch the credits of last weekās episode and be like, āYes! It IS all now puppies and kittens! Everything bad in the world has been resolved!ā Ā
But hey, at least itās better than the absolute trash they used to post for TGW. Remember when thereād be episodes about Alicia making career moves and theyād be like, ā#TeamPeter or #TeamWill????ā Ā
OR, OR OR OR, the fucking time they tried to crosspromote TGW and the Victoriaās Secret Fashion show (yes) with a tweet that read, āAll āSaint Aliciaā needs is a pair of wings&she practically turns into an Angel.ā I... have no words. Ā
Hey, Caleb is back! I was not expecting them to actually wrap up his arc with Liz. I think Iām actually pretty thankful itās ending like thisāhe comes back for what I assume is one last episode and I donāt actually have to deal with the Liz/Caleb plot. Apparently the writers were setting that up so they could do some plots about power dynamics and interracial couples and who is seen as having power. Caleb and Liz were going to have an encounter with the police, who were going to listen to Caleb instead of Liz even though this encounter wouldāve taken place in Lizās house and Liz is the name partner and Caleb the employee. Interesting enough, but anything boss/employee just squicks me out and I donāt need it around and Liz deserves better.
But I did like Caleb as a character, so Iām glad he gets an exit, unlike past characters who have just disappeared. (Remember Robyn Burdine? Or that time Taye Diggs was a major character for two seconds?) Ā
Liz was NOT expecting to see Caleb as a candidate for Luccaās old role. Things are instantly awkward. I guess Caleb left STR Laurie? Ā
Diane immediately senses that things are awkward with Liz and Caleb. Caleb is very professional throughout all this. Diane gets an important call and leaves the room, so Caleb and Liz can chat privately. Ā
Caleb says he thought Liz was reaching out; Liz says she shouldāve reached out but things ended abruptly. Love that Caleb checks that no one else is in the room with Liz before getting even more personal. He says they should just act like nothing ever happened between them and Liz asks if he can do that. āIām the employee. Of course I can,ā he says. This is why you donāt sleep with employees. Ā
He says he really does want the job and he liked the firm. Liz says sheāll talk to Diane. Caleb says if it doesnāt work out heāll be fine. Ā
Phoebe tells Diane about 9 Ā¾ and Diane does not understand... at all. āIf it has no power, and it doesnāt have jurisdiction, what does it have?ā Diane wonders. Ā
A little more on the case: RL is representing a woman who taught a small group of students during the pandemic, and some parents are suing her for preaching socialism at the children. Ā
The woman suing did NOT like being called a Karen by her daughter or being compared to the family from Parasite. She wants a refund. Ā
Marissa objects and makes up her own grounds, realizing that since itās not a real court, she can object for any reasons she wantsāas long as they follow common sense. Ā
These scenes could so easily feel ridiculous, like a gag that goes on for too long. They do not. Thereās just enough zany humor and theatrics to make the 9 Ā¾ court feel surreal. And, most helpfully, Wackner is a GREAT judge. He is engaged with the work and only concerned with the facts and arguments rather than politics. Heās tough but fair. Heās direct and he maintains control over his court. Heād be one of the best judges in a normal court. His sincerity is enough to make you wonder why courts DONāT operate like this. Itās easy to see why the characters are sold on this BS-free, rational, and effective system, even if it makes no sense that it would exist and it has no power. Itās simultaneously idealistic (if only things were resolved fairly) and threatening (how can something like this exist?! What does it mean that the real courts are so ineffective that thereās a need for something like this?! What happens if this goes beyond what are basically mediations for simple issues?).
This type of thought experiment is where TGF excels. I think they were going for something like this with Memo 618 (which hasnāt gone away!), but that arc always felt like it was on the verge of going off the rails. Mandy Patinkinās performance and the writing for the 9 Ā¾ court already have me more invested in this than I was in Memo 618. Ā
Marissa tries yet again to wait for help to arrive, but Wackner insists that they keep things moving. She tries to stall and ends up referencing George Clooney. Wackner cuts through that, tooāhe hates speeches āunless I'm giving them, and even then Iām just trying to stall.ā Then he holds up a sign that reads, āCUT THE SHITā and the audience laughs. He says this isnāt the kind of court where you can just run out the clock. Kind of ridiculous that real court IS that kind of court, no? (And thatās why this is an effective device so far.) (I say so far because I have watched content from these writers for long enough to know that things that work in small doses or initially can go wildly off the rails.) Ā
Marissa changes strategies and does what she does best: she goes on instinct and adjusts her strategy as she goes. She eventually catches the woman accusing her client of teaching socialism in a lie about Parasite. Itās very Legally Blonde and very smart of Marissa. And Iām rather proud of myself for seeing what Marissa was doing (getting the woman to commit to a time frame and then baiting her to talk about a moment that proved the time frame fake) before she revealed what she was doing. Ā
Sarah Steele is so good in this scene. I love her smile when she realizes the woman took the bait, and that she reacts with āAHA!ā instead of something more proper. This is pretty much the perfect court for Marissa. Ā
Diane and Jay arrive; are confused. Ā
Carmen leaves Rivi after quite a bit of time has passed, making Barry nervous. Carmen tells him very little and repeats that she sat, listened, and left. She told the translator to go fuck himself (almost in those words) so sheās gotta know that Barry will hear what happened from someone. She does not care. She lies to Barry like itās nothing. Ā
Diane does not understand the 9 Ā¾ court, nor does she understand why a non-lawyer like Marissa is arguing. She does not understand why losing in this venue would matter or why a lawyer she knows (ha, I looked him up to see if heād been on Wife or Fight before, and he has... as a totally different character!) is there. Ā
āOkay, Iām losing my mind. Look, this is not legal. We have got to get out of here,ā Diane says. Toni, the client, wants to stay.
I donāt actually know the answer to thisāwould there be repercussions to someone who is a member of the bar participating in something like this? Everyone knows itās not real or binding, so nothing is being misrepresented, but this FEELS illegal? Ā
Toni notes that a lot of people suing her are there watching, so walking out or losing would look bad. She also likes Judge Wackner because he is ābetter than the judges in real court.ā
āDiane, what is real?ā the client asks when Diane points out again that this court is fake. The clientās spent 8 months on this case in limbo, so this feels like reality to her. Fair point. Ā
Diane chats with the other lawyer and asks what heās doing here. He says heās getting paidāwith business down and court dockets backlogged (how much would that affect a large firm that settles most cases out of court? Iām actually curious about this), itās a good source of money. Ā
Diane realizes itās basically arbitration. Then says she doesnāt understand anything anymore. The other lawyer replies, āSure you do. Thatās why this is throwing you. Welcome to 2021.ā Yup. Ā
Diane goes with it. A former teacher is on the stand. Heās got a grudge and wants money, so heās helping out. He tries to say something that is the most obvious hearsay ever... and Wackner has no problem with it. Marissa likes that. Ā
Wackner basically says heās fine with hearsay because he can use his brain to figure out whatās real and whatās fake, just like we all do every day. Crosstalk is also allowed. Ā
Wackner also doesnāt allow for bullshit breaks where lawyers tell clients what to say, because he ālikes the truths found in sudden utterances.ā All his rules make a lot of sense. They are all also counter to every single sneaky legal strategy these characters tend to use.
Toni made a comment that she ācouldnāt fall in love with anyone who voted for Trump.ā That gives a point to the plaintiff. Diane notes that this belief is shared with most of the country, and Wackner asks her if she shares it. āIām not the question,ā Diane replies, because she definitely doesnāt want to talk about her husband who worked in the Trump administration. Ā
Wackner flat out tells Diane that Marissa should argue instead of her. āMarissa is not a lawyer,ā Diane tries to say. āWell, Iām not a judge!ā Wackner responds. And thatās it for the day.
Diane asks Jay for intel, and then we get one of the most effective Jay scenes in a whileāhe bonds with the Copy Coop security guard, who only has good things to say about Wackner. I like how the writers use COVID in this episodeāthey treat it like itās recent past (fingers crossed) and reference it when it makes sense, like how the courts are backlogged, or this guard was laid off. Ā
The security guard notes that he thinks Wackner is building something good in his spare time. He also notes that Wackner is a big Grateful Dead fan.
Carmen takes it upon herself to visit someone else in prison to help Rivi. She points out theyāre under surveillance and convinces this other dude to take the fall for Rivi so he can go free. Itās very smart. I assume this is all her own strategy, as we see her look up this other dude before sheās even met with Rivi, though itās possible Rivi came up with some of it. Ā
There is something about Carmenās demeanor when she deals with clients that is very Alicia-like in interesting ways. Sheās very direct and unflappable in a way that people seem to take to (remember how all the creeps loved Alicia?), and she only shows emotion when she decides to. The similarities stop there. Carmen doesnāt seem remorseful or conflicted (Alicia always did). Sociopathic definitely isnāt the right word for her, but Iād be lying if I didnāt say it didnāt cross my mind. Carmen knows that her clients are bad guys. That doesnāt trouble her. And she doesnāt try to take the easy way outāshe does more than she needs to. I donāt know what sheās really trying to do here, but I suspect she does. Ā
Carmen is 28, just fyi. Ā
Liz gets a call from Charles Lester. Obviously, Lester now works for Rivi, because Rivi is New Bishop. (Usually Iām a bit against saying any character is the new version of an old one, like how Lucca was not the new Kalinda (even if she was brought in to bring new energy to the space Kalidna occupied) or how Carmen is not the new Lucca (same), but Iām pretty comfortable saying Rivi is New Bishop. Heās not the same personality, but he... is New Bishop.) Ā
Lester notes that Rivi only wants to meet with Carmen from now on. Liz does not understand this and sheās not thrilled with it. She notes that Carmen is a first year who has been there for two days, but she doesnāt want to lose Riviās business so she goes along with it. Was that Carmenās endgame? Job security? Does she not care about the RL job and see a good opportunity to... just represent Rivi without a firm behind her? I canāt tell.
(This is where I could see this arc faltering. I get why Liz keeps Carmen onāshe doesnāt want to lose the clientābut I donāt really understand why Liz wants Rivi as a client. Losing Carmen whoās been there for two days and Rivi who she probably doesnāt want to represent seems like a fine outcome to me. And, beyond that, if Carmen doesnāt care about the firm and also doesnāt need them, whatās in it for her to stay? I donāt think she really cares that the firm would have more resources to use in defending Rivi. Like, why isnāt the outcome here just that Carmen teams up with Lester and leaves RL behind?)
Diane listens to the Grateful Dead and writes down lyrics she can use in court. Kurt gets home from work. Diane asks him if he thinks she should give up her name partnership since itās a black firm. Kurt asks if sheās the best lawyer there. She says no, but sheās one of the best, and besides, itās a bad look and she wants to do whatās right for the firm. āYou and I disagree on so much. You obviously ask my opinion because you know that I will argue something you know you wonāt,ā Kurt says. This is a very good, and very accurate, response.
Diane keeps going, though. Kurt plays along and starts talking about identity politics. Diane starts debating back, ignoring that Kurt is not really wanting to play devilās advocate. Kurt doesnāt give Diane an easy out and tells her sheās rightāshe should step aside. Thatās not what she wanted to hear. Kurt laughs and then goes to take a shower. Ā
Liz is eyeing Adrianās office when Carmen walks up. Sheās invited Carmen to talk to her. She asks her how things are going. Carmen just wants to know if she did something wrong. Carmen says she likes the firm and itās great to be out of the legal clinics. Ā
Liz shares the news that Rivi only wants Carmen going forward. Carmen is pleased and says thatās surprising... though she looks more pleased than surprised. Ā
Liz suggests maintaining a professional distance, to which Carmen replies āIām very professional.ā āOh, I donāt doubt it,ā Liz tries to backtrack. āIs the firm dissatisfied with my work?ā Carmen asks bluntly. Liz says no. āItās my intention to treat all my clients like humans. Even the ones who might be murderers, or definitely are murderers. And I think Mr. Rivi might be responding to that because itās something that he hasnāt received at this firm previously,ā Carmen notes. This is QUITE the tone to take with your boss.
One question I haveāand this is mostly inspired by the recap at I think Vulture?-- is to what extent Carmen knows what sheās doing. It seems like a lot. I canāt tell how much Carmen knows vs how much Carmen THINKS she knows. Sheās definitely smart, and I donāt think she is an idealist (when she says her intention is to treat her clients like humans, she means thatās her strategy), but she is young and new to the law and only out for herself, which makes her vulnerable. Ā
Liz does not take well to Carmenās talk and notes sheās talking about her personal safety. Carmen thanks her and says sheād understand if Liz doesnāt want her on the case.
There is something a little unnerving about Carmen. She keeps saying things that are boldly inappropriate but masked by how professional and correct her arguments sound (like the line about treating clients like humans). And she has a way of gaining power over a conversation. Liz squirms way too much in that conversation and loses some of her control as a result. Ā
I just need to know more about her!!! The fact that I canāt understand her makes her immediately interesting. Ā
Diane and Liz interview Julius for Luccaās position. They all know it would be a demotion for him, but theyāre seriously considering it. I feel like this would look awful for the firm and they are going to handwave it anyway after a few lines about how bad it would look. Ā
Diane quotes the Grateful Dead in court and it works. The other lawyer tries to quote songs too... it does not work. Ā
Carmen gets Rivi a bunch of candy bars from the court vending machine so he can have a snack he enjoys. The security guard doesnāt want to let Rivi eat them, but Carmen is right that this is permissible. The guard smashes the bars in defeat. Carmen opens one for Rivi. Ā
It is a little distracting to see the main characters pretend that COVID is in the past when the extras have masks, but honestly, thatās kind of what life is like right now?
Carmen zones out a little in courtānot sure if she just does that or if she is trying to look unfamiliar with the rules so people will go easy on her/have low expectations. I think itās a combination of both, considering that weāve seen her laser-focus on things elsewhere in the episode AND she tells the judge it is her first day in court. Ā
Court stuff happens; Carmenās strategy works. Ā
The judge tries to give Carmen advice and a warning. Liz is also there, watching, which is good because I was shocked anyone would let Carmen do this unsupervised. Ā
Carmen is also kind of like if you removed all of Maiaās worst traits (her selfishness, her spoiled brat attitude, her sense of entitlement) and skipped right to her willingness to partner with Blum.
Liz and Carmen talk again, this time about the reputation of the firm. Liz notes that Carmen is clearly capable and reminds her sternly that she needs to conduct herself in a manner that does not put the firm at risk and thatās the only reminder sheās going to get. Carmen twirls a pen and stares at it instead of listening to Liz. She says sheās just listening like sheās perfectly innocent. Itās the right thing to say and, again, itās SUPER UNNERVING. Ā
āWow. You really donāt give a shit what people think about you, do you?ā Liz says in frustration. āIām here to do a good job for my clients,ā Carmen notes. Is she??? Does she just not care who sheās representing and want to do a good job, and thatās her whole motivation?? I would find that interesting but I need more to believe it. Sheās so perplexing.
(Again, I donāt really get why Liz hasnāt fired her, because if she and Carmen keep having these interactions, Liz IS going to end up ceding all of her power and looking weak. But maybe Liz is as intrigued as I am.)
Liz also tells Carmen sheās going to be her mentor. Carmen says thanks and that she respected Lizās father. Liz does NOT take that well. Audraās reactionāa mix of shock, irritation, and confusionāis perfect here. I think Carmen is trying to say that she respected Carl Reddickābut she has no such respect for Liz. (It could also be about the sexual harassment, but I donāt think thatās public knowledge.) Ā
I noticed earlier that the courtroom was #305 and was wondering why they chose that number (itās similar to Courtroom 302, the book that inspired the bond court arc, which is why 305 stuck in my mind). I see now that the Copy Coopās address is 305. Heh. Ā
Turns out that the woman suing Toni is someone who would break COVID protocol and be generally terrible. Iām shocked.
Wackner decides to skip closing arguments and rule. He sides with Toni. Ā
See, this is where this kind of thing is dangerous. Wackner is great and fair. But you canāt really replicate a system like this (though I also think this system would fail if replicated on too large of a scale; the reason it works is that everyone involved is buying into it and if it were to be corrupted no one would buy into it unless forced toāand if people are forced to buy into an extrajudicial system then thatās its own problem). What if some other judge were to just decide to skip closing arguments or decide suddenly a trial was over? That could be unfair in so many different ways. Ā
After the resolution of the case thereās clapping and even Diane is surprised at how reasonable the verdict was.
Wackner then insists that everyone shake hands because āthe thing we all crave most is respect and acknowledgement.ā They also have to say, āI respect and I love you.ā And they do! And no one even seems that unhappy with it Marissa and Toni are super into it.
And, someone in the gallery wants to get Marissaās number because she did such a good job. Yep, sounds about right.
Diane fills Liz in, and Liz canāt believe it. Liz wants to hire Wackner (jokingly). Then she says she wants Julius since they know and trust him. Dianeās good with that, but she also chooses this moment to playfully let on that she knows Liz slept with Caleb. Weāve seen Diane observe Lizās reaction to Caleb/mentions of Caleb all episode, and I donāt think itās coincidental that Diane brings this up now, and in a friendly way. Diane doesnāt need to bring it up. I donāt think Diane needs the answer. I think she just wants to throw Liz off without making it obvious thatās what sheās doing.
I really, really hate to say it, because my whole thing about this season is wanting to see Liz be a great manager, but I donāt... actually think... Liz is a great manager? Sheās second-guessing herself far too much. Sheās more thrown in this scene than Carmen, who has like two days of experience, is by anything she encounters. And worse, she doesnāt hide it when sheās thrown. I think Liz is very smart and capable, but this episode is a pretty good case for why she might not be able to manage alone.
I know Iāve said that I want to see Liz manage and think sheād be good at it. I still think she could be. But Iāve also tended to think that Liz is a good manager and Adrian talks down at her, and Iāve dismissed some of her less strategic ideas as the fault of the Adrian/Liz dynamic. But nothing in this episode seems out of character, so now Iām less sure. (And to be clear, Liz not being a great manager isnāt a problem with the show, itās actually pretty interesting to me.) Ā
(Here are some of the things Liz has done in this episode alone that she needs to stop doing to be more effective: 1) Everything about her reaction to Caleb (and the fact she slept with him-- and yes I would, and did, say this about Will too so this is not a double standard!) 2) Not having a clear plan when meeting with the partners, even though sheāand not Dianeāis the one who is seen as having power. 3) Not being able to hold her own nearly as well as she should be able to with Carmen. Iām curious to see how the other partners hold up, and in fairness to Liz, I may be able to make this criticism of any character who doesnāt just immediately fire Carmen.) Ā
And, I say all of this now because Diane in this scene is SO smart and SO strategic. She mentions Caleb to disarm Liz, then casually notes that she thinks Liz should take the corner office since itās a black firm. Ā
Liz isnāt sure if she should thank Diane for that (it is a little patronizing) but she does anyway.
Diane has another ālast thingā to say, and itās that she wants to bring on another partner, a black one. She wants to be in the discussion and to retain a name partner position. Liz says yes, as long as she has any power over the decision. This is a very smart move for Diane. Itās a compromise thatās to her benefit, and she makes the request of Liz at exactly the right time. I think Diane likes Liz as a person and wants to work with her, but sheās definitely buttering her up. This is kind of like an audition to show Liz that she should stick with DianeāDiane will be friendly with her! Diane wonāt judge (but definitely knows about!) her indiscretions. Diane is reasonable and not power-hungry! Diane is understanding! Ā
(And again, to be clear, I donāt think Liz is falling for Dianeās trap or anything. If Diane is smart enough to plan all this out, Diane is absolutely someone youād want to keep on as a name partner. Itās just that Diane showing how smart she is, is a pretty stark contrast to Liz getting disrespected by a first-year associate.) Ā
(And, because I feel like I'm being quite harsh on Liz, I donāt think Liz has handled the Carmen situation badly... yet. I just see signs that Carmen is able to shift the balance of power in her favor without really trying, and that Liz is getting flustered. I think Liz mentioning the mentorship is a way of Liz asserting power, and I think/hope that now that Liz knows the situation, she will try to regain control. And, I could very easily see this same plot happening but with Dianeāit's just that there are a few other plots where Liz seems flustered in this episode alone, so it feels like a pattern. Iāll be looking out for more of this.)
Marissa and Carmen, both with large folders of casework, get in an elevator together. āSo. I guess it begins,ā Marissa says as the episode ends. I very much want to see more of Marissa and Carmen interacting. Mostly, I just want to see what Carmen does when sheās in situations that arenāt about representing a client or defending her work. I know what type of lawyer and employee she is, but who is she as a person? Ā
Wow, this might be the most Iāve written about characters on TGFāas opposed to plotsāin quite a while. I think thatās what has me so excited about this season. Carmen is interesting as a character because sheās so unique (or, perhaps, because she feels so much like a part of this universe yet so little like any other characterāthat's why I keep trying to compare her to others and find out where to place her). The 9 Ā¾ court is interesting because Wackner is so grounded, because it challenges Dianeās sense of reality in a way thatās new and interesting (this whole series is about making reality seem like itās shifting under your feet; this is a new take on a familiar theme), and because it is a great match for Marissaās personality and will give her a lot of opportunities for growth. It seems like weāre heading for some interesting material with Diane and Kurt, and thereās been a little bit of a tense undercurrent in their interactions in these first two episodesāI truly canāt tell if itās supposed to be part of their banter or if there are mounting frustrations; I think the former but could see it being the latter. And, as Iād hoped, Liz is getting a lot more material. Ā
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Hey you havenāt updated build a Bucky or posted much which is completely fine btw but I just hope youāre doing ok! Also I want you to know you donāt have to feel good for posting or rebooting anything even if you donāt have or donāt want to update your story. Love u
Iām sorry, I definitely planned on posting both final chapters by now but my brain has been in a blender lately and Iām just so stressed so Iāve been falling way behind š© But I have a half day at work to get my second covid shot so Iāll be able to write this afternoon and maybe tomorrow if I have the side effects all my friends did and stay home lol. I appreciate your support and kindness though š„ŗ I love you! š
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Blog: Turning the the XM8500 into a mini-SM7B
At Ā£15 in UK the XM8500 is an incredible bargain, competing with or downright beating lots of mics in the sub Ā£100 category. It would be a no brainer for Behringer to release a broadcast style version with a SM7B-style yoke mount for say Ā£35-50 and they would absolutely kill it. The last year has seen a new wave of similar mics from Rode, Presonus, MXL, Samson and a few others. None of them sound that great, but theyāre selling. The fact is handheld dynamics, no matter how good they sound, donāt seem to have the same kudos in the YouTube podcast world where how you ālookā is all important, maybe too important. I find that sad, personally, but thatās the way it is. You can mince about your bedroom, bathed in neon all you want, but if youāre rocking a handheld you might as well have virtual COVID.
The Dark Side of the Mic Ā· Audio Blog: Behringer XM8500 rehoused into mini-SM7B style body
Searching for a Yoke So that got me searching for companies and products that could make it possible to ārehouseā a handheld dynamic, cheaply. Itās gotta be cheap - no one wants to disassemble a cheap already decent sounding mic and spend a fortune on a āBlue Peterā project. My searches came up with nothing until randomly I was investigating mic capsules and came across this on eBay:
On eBay It was advertised as '743 Microphone Capsule Internally Mounted DIY Microphone Cartridge' (all links btw are down below). You can also get it on Aliexpress even cheaper. Now there is no capsule or cartridge of any kind in the picture and I wasnāt sure what Iād get for my Ā£16. Was it everything in the picture or just a random bit of plastic mounting part? I took a punt and sure enough everything arrived that was in the picture. Nice! The kit is not what you would call high quality, there were a few scuffs on the mic shell body and the yoke, but I thought Iād roll with it.Ā
You donāt need to use everything in the kit, It comes with the actual body, sturdy base, XLR port, the grilles, inner pop foam and the yoke mount. So in essence all you need to do is remove the Behringer capsule, fit it inside the shell/body and solder the XLR.
Mounting The main challenge was mounting it in the shell. I decided I would keep the Behringer middle housing section (the stubby bit where the capsule is fitted) since I thought that might offer better RF interference protection (who knows?). To mount it I used 25mm x 4mm thick foam tape stuck to the inside of the shell, it needed 2 layers to make a kind of effective shock mount (patent pending :D) for the capsule. So I guess that means 8mm sponge around the inner diameter of the shell. I had to push like crazy to get the capsule through the hole, kinda like giving birth in reverse! But once itās in there, the fit is super tight, no movement, and it sits dead centre.
āI got my Philosophyā Part of the design philosophy of this endeavour was to sit the capsule a bit back from the end address grille (I donāt know of any other mic manufacturer who does this :D). This means you can be right up on the mic but still have the capsule recessed in the body, which really makes a difference in how it handles plosives (one of the major problems with the stock XM8500). Additionally, as part of the migration to the new body, I ended up using the Behringer XLR port since that one has gold plated connectors unlike the plug that came with the kit, but it fitted perfectly into the end base. Once that was soldered in, itās just a matter of fitting the grilles, inner pop foam and screwing it all together. Really quite simple. The front end grill just kinda squeezes on so I may sugru it for a permanent solution - it isn't super solid at the moment. I added a foam windscreen designed for an AT2020 on front, which really helps tame the mid to high sizzle in my voice, but judge for yourself in the audio samples above (There are timestamps on the player to let you jump back and forth).
So how does it sound? The sound of the modified mic seems slightly more open to me than the original, but it think this is due to the way the capsule is recessed into the body by about an inch, so you can never recreate the proximity effect you can with the handheld, which can at times sound a bit boomy or muddy if you bring it too close. The Behringer is a great budget option because it runs fine without a cloudlifter on practically any preamp. It seems to have a sensitivity of about -50dB re 1V/Pa (Behringerās publicised measurements seem a bit wacky) which means in practical terms it requires about 4 or 5dB less gain than my SEV7 (-54dB re 1V/Pa) - Thatās pretty good for any dynamic. Iāve recorded a separate clip showing how I would EQ my voice through my Rodecaster Pro (my typical podcast recording device) which has pretty good preamps up to a point, but you definitely donāt want to be maxing them out:
The Dark Side of the Mic Ā· EQing The Broadcast Behringer XM8500 (SM-BB1)
Links to buy
Mic kit on eBay
Mic kit on Aliexpress
Shockmount foam on Amazon
Foam Windscreen
I plan to use the new mic, which I'm calling the SM-BB1 (Behringer Broadcast!) on a podcast series im producing in the next few months, so it will be nice to hear it on some other voices. I will update this blog with some new samples as I have them, as well as some further thoughts as to how its held up on actual projects. So what do you think? Is this a mod you would want to attempt? Can you improve on what I've done? Would you like to see Behringer do this properly with the XM8500? Listen to the audio samples and let me know! Take care for now, Mike.
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