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bluefiredrakka · 4 years ago

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its one of those days and after seeing some posts of “Edeleth and Chrobin are kind of the same ship”

had one of those shower thoughts and was like, you know what the Edeleth fandom has some shit they should Learn from the Chrobin Fandom:

so heres a bunch of traits the Edeleth fandom need to absorb

1) its the same fucking ship regardless of which gender the MU/Robin is. M/M Chrobin and F/M Chobin is shipped similarly or exactly the same way. with the Edeleth fandom; if its not F/F its “not a valid way to ship it”. Bullshit, you guys are just assholes. be like Chrobin and respect other peoples preferences and reasons why they prefer either gender.

2) the general united love/stanning of the Lord of the ship. Chrobins all agree Chrom is a fuckin’ sweetheart Himbo, Edeleth fandom agrees Edelgard is a complex and deep character, but is suddenly “devalued” when she's shipped with a man, NO. who Edelgard dates does not change the fact that shes a complex character, also gentle reminder she's godamn BI, she is attracted to men too.

3) the you do you mutual respect mentality, in the beginning there was shit fights over F/M Chrobin and M/M Chrobin but after a little time everyone calmed down and came to the conclusion of; 1) its the same fucking ship regardless of which gender the MU/Robin is. if you want to look for F/M chrobin? rad you go ship that ship. M/M Chrobin? its your ship man; sail it however you want. with the Edeleth fandom the “ew I saw Het” cooties phase has yet to die. if you could speed that up and Old yeller it in the backyard it’d be fantastic.

that is all and thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

#Edeleth #Chrobin #I am so sick and tired of people who are like #'if its not gay you arent doing it right'#or #'if its the F/M version you're a Homophobe'#I literally just prefer male Byleth's Design #female byleth is just Bleh to me #thats the only reason #that and I just like the idea of big Boyleth getting fuckin bodied by his wife who is shorter than him #Im a sucker for Smol and Tol #and Male Byleths Resting bitchface #and I also really like that headcanon that Edelgard and Byleth never really 'grow out' of their attraction to each other #its like 'Stap bein so HAWT godamn'#and Im so tired of not being able to find any content of them on this Hellsite #and if it is it's bashing #they're like the Klancers of Voltron but so much worse #its not even funny #and before any of you go 'If YoU wAnT cOnTeNt MaKe It YoUrSeLf'#I HAVE #and I am so burnt out from making my own its not even funny #to put it simply trying to find anything on here is like starving to death while watching someone gorge themselves into a coma #and if I see anyone argue 'but- most of its not that good'#the answer to that is NO #You are allowed to complain about QUALITY #not its QUANTITY #you have so much already its insane #and you're only going to get more #so suck it up and stop whinging you greedy fucking shitheads

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