#thanos snapped

[starlight727]

She���s literally sitting on one of those curious lotus serving bowls.

Dark Cacao, don’t worry, we’ll find a way to help your kingdom (Mystic Flour fr gave everyone Covid), we’re gonna get through this together! Tbh, I think all that excess flour in the air is making everyone’s lungs get clogged.

CRUNCHY CHIP AND CARAMEL ARROW ARE HERE LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

YO WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS THE SOUL JAM FADING AWAY?!?! DON’T TELL ME DARK CACAO’S GONNA HAVE A MOMENT OF APATHY HERE!!!

I’m liking the new location, I love the temple! Also, are those trees made of popcorn or dumplings? Whatever they are, I’m eating them up.

NEW PEACH COOKIE THEY'RE SO PRETTY!!! Ngl, that flower on their left eye reminded me of the hanahaki disease.

oh… oH NO… THEY… THEY GOT THANOS SNAPPED!!

COME BACK!!!!

[jacarandaaaas]

WHO WROTE THIS💀

[hauntingblue]

I can guess why Percy's mom is sitting in the rain but why is she listening to Olivia Rodrigo

[frickyesforumweapons]

[azvhaalk]

triptych

[the-smiling-doodler]

chucks this out into the wild

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[holyblanchett]

Jac really woke up this morning and said lesbian rights and I have so much respect for her. Thanos stans are so salty in the comments and I live for that.

[doubledudeski]

ever think about how they both tossed a loved one off a cliff to gain power

[thatcrazymind]

Imagine MCU X-MEN and Thanos snap in Cherik universe

Aaaand I bet Charles is the one who’s getting dusted

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

Alastor’s most terrifying power

Okay, there are two posts I want to make about this with very different tones, but the same pictures, so I’m just going to combine them.

1.

“Vox can turn into electricity” this, “Valentino’s saliva is an aphrodisiac” that, how about we start being scared and worried about the guy that literally causes glitches in reality? Do you have any idea how terrifying that would be if you were there, instead of just watching it?

Like, imagine you say something impolite to some random guy at the store and he pulls THIS out of his ass:

I don’t know about you, but I’d get the fuck out of there. Yes sir, sorry sir, please don’t kill me sir.

The Vees are fucked. No contest. Vox would threaten the hotel one (1) time before he starts glitching around the edges and he’d fuck right off.

2.

I’ve seen a lot of theories about how Alastor killed those Overlords. Did he have angelic steel? Did he eat them? Did he trap them in the airwaves? Are they trapped in a pocket dimension?

And despite what I might personally think, it’s time to consider that maybe, just maybe…we’ve already seen how he did it.

What am I talking about, you ask?

This. This right here.

He glitched them out of reality. They no longer exist. End of story.

Because, as I stated above…causing glitches in reality is honestly one of the most terrifying abilities ever.

And Alastor has that ability.

And it comes so, so easily to him.

Almost like he’s practiced it.

[mistressemmedi]

Imagine if the MCU had followed the storyline of Thanos actually having a thing for Lady Death and that's why he went on a bit of a killing spree, only for Death to be revealed as a lesbian still obsessed with her ex wife. All of that destruction only for him to be left on read lmaoooo

[imidori-ya]

If you’ve ever wanted to know what it was like for the fifty percent of the population that got left behind after Thanos’ snap just go for a walk in an American suburb during the kickoff for the Super Bowl. Absolute peace and quiet interrupted by cries of woe rising from multiple houses at once. A very authentic experience overall.

[indecisive-v]

get a man who can do it all

[magicpiano]

I have seen a few DCxMarvel dimension travel fics, and quite a few of them are of them are Peter Parker post-blip. Which gives me a crack fic idea: everyone who got snapped ended up in the DC universe. Yes, all of them.

The current world population is around eight billion, so half of that would be 4 billion... Yeah that would cause so so so many problems. But the DC universe is used to crazy shit.

Obviously there would be a sudden influx of "new" heroes and villains but with absolutely no context it is hard to figure out who is who.

Batman immediately trying to make contingency plans for all these new heroes and villains as well as figure out their civilian identities but this is very difficult because literally no records exist yet.

Magic users from both worlds team up, but I think they were still unable to fix it, the infinity stones were just too powerful. Also I think Dr. Strange and Constantine can't stand each other.

While I am at it, Wonder Woman and Loki would probably hate each other too. DC is more Greek but it has had their own version of Norse mythology, so maybe they are the same and have beef?

They would struggle to feed and house that many new people, but getting them jobs and integrating them into society would be hard too. And good luck proving anything anyone says. "You swear you have a law degree from Harvard? Okay I guess."

Do doubles exist? Yeah a lot of people probably don't have an alternate universe double, but it stands to reason some do. How do you deal with having a new kind-of twin? Or a dead friend or relative coming back, but different? Or even someone you never knew/doesn't exist in this world insisting they are family.

Some au double ideas I have seen people toss around are: Dick Grayson as Richard Parker, Kara Danvers as Carol Danvers, Steve Trevor as Steve Rogers, and Slade Wilson as/being somehow related to Wade Wilson, but I am sure there are other fun ideas out there too.

The snap didn't just affect humans/earth! So other planets are having the same problems.

Then randomly, five years later, just when people were getting used to the change, they all disappear again without warning. This causes as many problems as the original appearance did.

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Oh, we're gonna die. Uh oh.

Roier: AAAAAA— [Gets launched into the sky] ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ