#thanksgiving thirstfest

[wack-ashimself]

Thanksgiving thirstfest...

(for the worst of us who make people work on a day, regardless of shitty history, as an excuse to see our family)

Black Friday. Kill each other to save $50. That's 'sanity'.

Small business saturday: watch the people who can't offer you big business deals act like they still don't fucking care about the end profit.

Sunday (still open): <My dad said something with restaurants. I said Sandwich Sunday. We are still open for options. lol>

Cyber Monday: Hey lazy fuck heads; we will help in all of those adjectives, you lazy fuck heads.

<JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT?> Travel Tuesdays. Air flights, hotels, vacation spots, rental cars, etc... discounts. SINCE WHEN?!

Now unto wednedays....whose got an idea?

Might as well act like every day is about buying useless shit to give this monetary system a fucking soul....

are any of us really happy with buying shit being a definition of life?