#thanks to zack freedman from voidstar labs for making a joke in his 2021 april fools video that gave me this idea

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Horny Potion

Potion, rare

A shimmering potion with dull colours. Smells like mint and is mostly tasteless, though some vague notes of grass and lemon can be found.

Effects: turns the drinker into a random horned animal for 1d4 hours. This effect takes 10 minutes to kick in. Roll a d20 on the horny table to see which animal the drinker turns into. Drinking multiple potions at once allows the effect to be prolonged with 1d4 hours for every potion drunk. Drinking a horny potion while already under the effect of a horny potion resets the effect: 10 minutes after the second potion is drunk, the drinker will once again turn into a random horned animal for 1d4 hours.

Horny table

1 Urial

2 Scimitar oryx

3 Mouflon

4 Blue wildebeest

5 Zebu

6 Plains bison

7 Addax

8 Springbok

9 Muskox

10 Kuri

11 Changthangi

13 Lichtenstein's hartebeest

14 Giant eland

15 Blackbuck

16 Blue duiker

17 African forest buffalo

18 Takin

19 Gaur

20 Manx Loaghtan

(all links lead to the wikipedia page about the animal)

Note: in all of these species, both females and males (can) have horns.