#thanks beanie q u q

[incendiak]

for the artist ask: 5 and 14 and 28 and 29 o u o

5. What work are you most proud of (regardless of likes/reblogs)?

That I have posted 👀 is this lil number here

14. What's one pairing/character/subject/body part/object you want to explore next year?

Oh for sure hands xD I always say that. But I also want to get better at face angles! Feet angles!

28. Did you learn anything about your art/process/style this year?

Hmmm that I can do cell shading to a degree which is cool. I hate shading 🥲 my brain just doesn't know what to do with it but I think the cell shading is working and like giving me some confidence too

29. What are you excited for next year when it comes to your art?

Everything!! I'm finally feeling creativecreative again after all the crap life stuff that's been going on so I'm just excited to M a k e

[honklore]

hello! i just found ur blog and omfg i’m in love with your writing style! may i pls have some soulmate au hc’s for a reader who’s an artist? (i’m indecisive so you can choose who the hcs are with!) so like (insert cc u write for here) has got paint stains on his hands and like assorted sketches and stuff on his skin all the time from his soulmate. ty so much!! :]

masterpiece | quackity

(gn reader, quackity is the loml, reader is so talented but v messy, chat teases q to no end, quackity is the biggest softie in the world but refuses to acknowledge it, plantain slander)

listen to: rainbow connection (cover) by sleeping at last

sweet quackity :((

it starts when he’s eighteen, and it happens like almost immediately

he got these splotches of purple on his hands and his mom was like ?? are u getting into fights ?? are you okay???

and q rlly doesn’t mind aside from the weird questions when the colors are a little too close to red or purple

but!! nowadays mostly you just sketch w a pen

it’s during your classes usually,,, ur an art history major and you need something to occupy your hands (which is actually why you started drawing in the first place)

so during the day quackity will acquire lil sketches of famous paintings,,, or sometimes originals,,, but they’re always washed off before the day is done

sometimes random art facts/theories/studies but he has no idea why someone would write him about van gogh’s use of color

*cue u aggressively scrubbing your skin in the shower bc you always forget how permanent the ink is*

quackity is sort of... hesitant when it comes to writing on his skin. esp with streaming, he’s scared that fans will react badly ,, that negative thought keeps him at bay most days

but sometimes he writes lil notes on his legs,,, where chat won’t see anything ,,,, and they’re always either rlly sweet or rlly weird

(hope ur having a good day)

(hey bestie :P )

(soulmate my beloved)

(will u be the howie mandel to my dr. phil)

that last one made you genuinely worried for your future

badly drawn picture of a duck holding a briefcase (this is me)

which confuses you but as he draws more, you begin to associate him with ducks, and sometimes the duck wears a tie, and sometimes a beanie, and one time he had a giant blue axe which kind of concerned you

but you digress

when you get stressed u finger paint

and it’s just a way to create chaos and feel the cold paint on your skin like idk it’s relaxing yknow :)

quackity is streaming

and he doesn’t realize what’s happening. he’s reacting to attaway general,, and he’s kind of invested

it’s only when he pauses it to make a point that he notices

and he tries to hide it but chat notices right away

panicked!quackity

it’s not that he doesn’t trust chat he just knows things can get negative quickly and he wants his space to be free of that

but someone donates “artist q?”

and quackity lets the joke run

he stands up and pulls the mic super close to his mouth

“i’m in my artist arc chat! nihachu watch out >.>”

“CHAT WE’RE POPPIN OFF I AM A PAINTER NOW I PAINT”

it’s literally so silly bc q knows that chat knows but they’re letting him do his bit

and later that night he checks twitter and artist q is trending, but quackity’s soulmate is also trending

it’s all mostly supportive, and there’s already some rlly endearing fan art of quackity with paint all over his hands

quackity private tweet: ❤️❤️❤️

and he gets a lil confidence boost after that

answers questions abt u on his alt

tells the story of his mom thinking he was getting into fights

“guys paula is still my number one and my soulmate will just have to understand that”

“we already agreed we would both reject each other for taylor swift chat it’s fine”

answers donos and doodles on his hand

which he can do now bc chat knows!!!!

(you’re so talented your honor)

(have you ever seen attaway general?)

(charli d’amelio is in it)

(charli d’amelio is in it shit dixie sorry)

and you’re like !!! it’s on my hand !!!! it’s not hidden at all !!!

this image is so endearing to me like you’ve got paint stains all over your hands and quackity’s scrawl is filling in the empty spaces like he didn’t want to interrupt your work

duck with a beret, a mustache, and a paintbrush (this is me now)

ik he is going to share the most mundane things in a way of showing his love

(i listened to this song the other day)

(i bought a literal plantain today those things are big as shit)

(update: not good :/)

(i’m writing lore)

(i have an exam tomorrow)

just :(( sweet quackity wants u to know every little detail abt his life bc he wants u to know him

and you reply when u can

(added to my playlist!)

(i like plantain chips but i’ve never had the fruit alone)

(rip buddy :/)

(lore? like fnaf?)

quackity finds out you know extensive fnaf lore and the two of you stay up arguing about which is worse: the bite of ‘87 or the bite of ‘83

both of your legs look like newspapers that night and it takes a lot of scrubbing to get all of those off

one day you’re painting smth and quackity randomly gives you his discord

(add me and we can watch game theory together and see who is right)

the two of you end up watching it and getting in call with each other

when you hear his voice it’s like everything falls into place

he fills in all the empty spaces,,, answers all the questions you didn’t realize you had,,,, and he’s so wonderful that you find yourself missing him dearly whenever he’s not on call with you

you join him in calls on his streams sometimes like for jackbox or when he’s cooking

“CHAT MY SOULMATE IS A CHICA KINNIE”

you stop joining him on calls on his stream /s

but chat loves you and always takes ur side over q’s

you get tons of followers on your art account and you even get to sell some of your paintings!!

ur new favorite colors to use are blue and yellow i don’t make the rules

but everyone starts to catch on and they find it really sweet

you catch up on quackity lore solely for him and declare yourself a c!quackity apologist

you’ve definitely retweeted the meme that’s like “if villain bad why hot”

when u guys meet quackity kisses your forehead :((((

when you

a drawing of two ducks holding hands (this is us)

thank you for the kind words and for requesting !!!

[audreyimagines]

hello hello! this one came to me in the middle of the night and i simply HAD to request it-

so hear me out, teacher Reader. this happens before all the major everything when the members of the server were all little kids (except for like Philza since he’s Wilbur, Tubbo and Tommy’s dad (it’s not canon that Technoblade is Philza’s son so if you want to make him Philza’s son for this headcannon you can :D) and Reader was a traveling teacher who would stay in their client’s house for awhile and take care of/teach the children different subjects before going to the next client and then eventually returning (in a sort of cycle).

like Reader could’ve been the one to teach Technoblade about anarchy, Wilbur the guitar, Tommy sewing (i think i saw a headcannon somewhere that Tommy can sew/sew good enough to mend clothing and i adored it), and Tubbo the basics of potion brewing and gardening/taking care of animals (especially bees).

and maybe Dream invites Reader to the SMP (as after Reader’s teacher days they’ve started doing research into magic other than potion brewing and refined the art of enchantments) and just some fluffy reunions with Tommy, Wilbur, Technoblade and Tubbo after they see Reader on the SMP (and if it’s not too many characters maybe even Philza catching up with Reader in person (they’d probably exchange letters)

this is my first request with specific characters and i think that’s funny-

anyways take your time, have fun and have a lovely day ✨

teachers & tattletales

pairing - SBI FAMILY <333 x gn! reader

notes - this is so cute thank u for requesting!! SO LONG i apologize

word count - 986

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it felt like so long ago.

you’d started your position as teacher for philza’s children long ago, before any of these wars and traumatic events.

four little brats running around...what a handful.

techno was the oldest, and thankfully he acted like it. you’d have many a night teaching him how to hold his little rubber sword and hit things. it was so only fair after all, the boy whizzed ahead in all of his studies. any book you gave him was read and analyzed in a day. when he got older, sometimes he’d sit on the roof with you, and ask questions about life and get advice. you’d scowled at the idea of heights, but the pink haired boy convinced you, and he easily became like a little brother. eventually, he even helped to take care of the others with you, though you still put him in his place.

wilbur was next, and oh lord was he a lot. the kid was smart, sure, but more street smart. you’d leave the room for them to take a written test and peek back in to see wilbur trading with the others for answers. that resulted in a whole conversation with phil, allowance was lowered and wilbur was furious. you could remember his little scowl so clearly. thank god the boy could be distracted by music. the second you figured it out, you were giving him little guitars and things to drum on. he was cunning too, always talking back and weaseling out of things. most of your attention went towards him.

tommy was loud. very very loud. he’d been the one phil warned you about, but he felt like the easier to you. the boy could stick to a task if you made clear it was important, and all work was done on time. he also loved to sew, and one time you helped tommy make a pillow for phil. all three of you cried. the only time he was unmanageable was when he was with tubbo, but that was expected.

speaking of tubbo, he was actually high maintenance. very polite, very sweet, but god what a head in the clouds. he never got stuff done on time, and you ere constant on his ass. he just didn’t seem to have enough motivation, unless it was gardening. the kid grew like seventeen kinds of veggies, and sometimes you’d eat them for lunch. when you weren’t scolding him and tommy, or having to do makeup work with him, he could be the easiest. those two situations were very common, however.

when you received a letter from dream, after taking years to yourself to practice witchcraft on your own, you were ecstatic.

it read,

dear y/n,

i understand you don’t really know who i am anymore. but i’m in prison, and trying to right some wrongs. if you could come to these coordinates, i think you’d be happy to see the boys you used to teach.

sincerely, dream

of course you set off instantly, reaching phil’s house in a few days. it was just as cold as you remembered, and you pulled your cloak closer to you as you opened the door.

“hello?” phil’s face melted from confusion to recognition and then joy as you hugged him. he pulled you in instantly, sitting down to make you tea and talk all about the years you’d missed.

“do you think i could see the boys?” you asked around the rim of your cup. phil shot up.

“oh my god i’m hogging you, of course!”

first stop was techno’s. the man just stared at you for a minute, taking you in. when he eventually hugged you, it was gentle, like he was afraid he’d break you. you swore you heard him sniffle, but techno denied it for years.

wilbur was next, and he was the same cocky bastard he’d been as a little kid, but taller. he was negotiating something with quackity when he saw you in the distance. wilbur mumbled something quickly to big q and then was bounding to you in an instant.

“long time no see.” he extended a hand.

“wilbur,” you mumbled happily, and the boy scooped you up in a hug. you could almost swear he said “so much longer than thirteen years,” but decided not to press it. instead you focused on the beanie boy in your arms.

phil warned you tommy might be a bit off, though he didn’t explain why. you didn’t ask, it was their own lives. tommy would tell you if he wished. when you reached his house and knocked, the boy who answered looked battered. it broke your heart.

“tommy!” you said. he shrunk back.

“don’t,” his voice was shaky, “don’t mock them.”

“what? tommy it’s- it’s me?”

you held your arms out and gently hugged him. it took a few minutes, but before long tommy was sunk into your embrace, sobbing.

tubbo was a bit less emotional, with you arriving at the giant mansion and just staring. holy.

an enderboy??? half ender??? whatever. someone answered the door, and blinked politely at you.

“can i help you?”

“oh, i’m sorry. i thought this was tubbo’s house.”

the mans face lit up.

“tubbo! someone’s here for you!”

before long the brunette rounded the corner, leading a small pink haired child by the hand. the kid fell, and tubbo scooped him into his arms. his gaze flipped you to you, and his mouth dropped wide open.

“TEACHER!” he was running at you now, quickly handing off the child to the enderman before tackling you with a laugh. once you got up, tubbo took you on a tour around the beautiful gardens he had. it made your heart swell.

after being invited to stay over by his now-introduced husband and child, you made plans with the rest of the family to see them tomorrow, and drifted to sleep, perfectly content.

[newagesispage]

OCTOBER                           2021

 THE RIB PAGE

*****

We miss U Charlie Watts!!

*****

The Stones performed at a private party for Patriots owner Robert Kraft of all people. The test run looked like just that. Shark jumped. I am becoming disillusioned.

*****

SNL is back with Owen Wilson as first host of season 47. Kacey Musgraves is the musical guest. Episode 2 will have a ridic choice for host. Halsey will sing. I suppose $ is power with the Kardashians. I could think of about 10 million other people to host but more and more Lorne goes for the shiny object , what he THINKS people want instead of taking risk. Beck Bennett is out.

*****

Is everybody watching the Amber Ruffin Show?? I loved her before but now… I learn so much from her show. Sometimes it takes a comic to get to the real serious shit. For example: Have you heard of drowning towns? Towns like Oscarville, Kowaliga, York hill, Seneca Village, Prentiss and countless other black towns that were drowned out to make lakes for the local whites. Central Park was also made after a black community was erased from history. Development displacement? Alleyway dwelling authority? Even those rabid for history can find out new things everyday. Thanks Amber!!

*****

Bob Woodward and Robert Costa are finally giving us Peril !!!!!!  I’ve been waiting!!** I was in political nerd heaven on Sept. 24 when Yamiche hosted Robert, Bob and Weijia Jang on Washington Week. All of my favorite pundits all together at one table, my dream team!!

*****

Iman looked great at the Met Gala!! Other great looks belonged to AOC, Tessa Thompson, Maluma, Helen Lasichanb and Pharrell Williams. Gigi Hadid, Kiki Layne, Ashton Sanders, Hailee Steinfeld, Kehlani, Zoe Kravitz, Michaela Cole, Lili Reinhart, Kate Hudson and Shai Gilgeous- Alexander were great. Whoopi Goldberg seemed a bit off.

*****

Jason Isbell is back with his latest offering, Georgia Blue.

*****

I see a lot of Title Max type establishment are closing down. Are they a thing of the past? Let’s hope.

*****

Law and Order is coming back to NBC for season 21. Dick Wolf will own 2 entire nights of television. Some of the old cast is reported to be returning.

*****

Britney Spears Father was suspended as her conservator.

*****

Timothy Chalamet, Rowan Atkinson, Sally Hawkins and Olivia Coleman will star in Wonka.

*****

The 2022 Super Bowl halftime show will bring us Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, Dr. Dre and Kendrick Lamar.

*****

People are doing test runs for school board positions to see if their political ideas will play well for the big leagues. If they don’t seem to work, at least they can sometimes change the rules in their own area.

*****

Joe Rogan got Covid.

*****

Lake Michigan beaches were closed down thanks to a US Steel plant chemical leak.

*****

Is this country the master of endless administrative work?  None of us should have been surprised at the red tape that the slowed down the end of the war in Afghanistan.** Uber donated 50k for rides and meals to the Afghans when they arrive.**And why do so many waste taxpayer $ on useless recounts and recalls when people need real help with food and healthcare? They must really hate humanity.

*****

R. Kelly was found guilty of 8 counts of sex trafficking and 1 count of racketeering.

*****

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

*****

Texas has put a law into effect to allow most Texans to carry open without permit or training.

*****

Texas has banned abortion at about 6 weeks. Uber and Lyft will pay drivers legal fees if sued under Texas abortion law. Lyft donated $1mil to Planned Parenthood. ** Look for the ruling in the Mississippi law over Roe V. Wade in June 2022.**Hear us roar!** BTW.. Go Jen Psaki!!!!!!!

*****

They seriously banned plastic straws and abortion before assault rifles? – Eden Dranger

*****

Please stop banning abortions, the last thing the world needs is more Americans. –Sarah Beattie

*****

Women don’t inseminate themselves. Vasectomies are reversible. Should every man have one until he’s deemed financially and emotionally fit to be a Father? – Bradley Whitford

*****

90 year old William Shatner will go to space for Blue Origin.

*****

The Q Anon Shaman pled guilty to a felony for obstructing the Electoral College proceedings. I say 20 years and a $250K fine.** 600 others have been indicted.

*****

Days Alert: The Beyond Salem thing was ridic but it was so great to see some old characters.  Days is so great at visiting old family. Who can resist Shane, Austin and Carrie, Billie and the old Kristen? I do wish that Peacock would get their kinks out!! Back to the real Days: Are we smelling an Emmy for Susan Seaforth Hayes and Bill?? ** Good to have Abigail back. It is always fun to wonder which actress and or personality it will be. ** Deidre Hall got her star on the walk of fame.**And just in time for Halloween, the Devil is making a comeback. The end of the year in Salem is always the best!! It is so brave to give the 96 year old man the old switcheroo into the Dark Lord.  It was fun to see the grandkids discover Grandma Marlena’s story. Delicious!! Hail Satan!!** It is past time for Tate and Teresa to come back to town. Brady needs to be put in his place. And thanks for the Philip and Chloe flashbacks!!

*****

The breakdown of the vaccinated: 90% of Atheists, 86% Hispanic Catholic, 84% Agnostic, 79% White Catholic, 73% White mainline protestant, 70% Black mainline protestant, 57% white evangelical. 1 in 500 Americans have died of Covid.

*****

So Mike Lindell and Jim Baker have teamed up to sell children’s Bible pillows.** Piers Morgan has returned to the Murdoch organization by joining Fox. That sounds about right.

*****

Please stop saying the vaccine does not have severe side effects, I took my shots and now I’m alive and have to keep working. –Mohand Eishieky

*****

In theatres Oct. 22: The French Dispatch.** October also brings us a new season of Curb your enthusiasm and Oct. 17 will catch us up on Succession. Whew!!!

*****

So people under conservatorship are not free to marry who they want? What?

*****

46% of Americans believe in ghosts.

*****

Simone Biles, Mckayla Maroney and Aly Rasiman testified at  the Senate judiciary hearing about the FBI’s handling of accusations against Larry Nassar and it was eye opening!

*****

We wanted a no -nonsense Dem who pushes on and does not puss out.  I am a bit surprised to see we have it. There are so many pressing issues that I hope Biden works a bit more on Haiti though.

*****

The National Police Act was passed to celebrate cops. Still no police reform.

*****

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn are going to have a baby.

*****

The Emmy’s were a little different this year with more of a Golden Globe look.  Cedric the Entertainer hosted with Reggie Watts as DJ. Lots of minority noms but barely a win. It was a white people night. Ted Lasso had a great night. Mare of Eastown took home a few with Evan Peters, Julianne Nicholson and Kate Winslet. Now, Kate is great but how did Anya Taylor- Joy not walk away with that? Queens Gambit did win a couple and gave the longest speech with the seemingly arrogant director Scott Frank who opened up 2 page acceptance. Categories were tough but I was routing for Renee Elise Goldberry and Bowen Yang but perhaps next year. The people in England who had their own party for all the statues that the Crown won seemed to be having more fun! Hacks won for writing and directing and Jean Smart!! It was nice to see the Norm Macdonald love which was barely mentioned by Lorne but celebrated by John Oliver. Colbert ‘s election night special won as did JB Smoove. Hamilton won and Debbie Allen got the big one. I do not understand why real singers and or musicians have to be there for the in Memoriam. It takes me out of it a bit and concentrates the focus on them. Do they think that people will pay attention more? Do they want to keep the home audience or live audience from the bathroom?  My best dressed were Anya Taylor-Joy, Michaela Cole who won for I may destroy you, Jean Smart, Josh O’Connor, Kathryn Hahn, Billy Porter, MJ Rodriguez, Keenan Thonpson, Leslie Odom Jr., Catherine O’Hara, Trevor Noah, Eugene Levy, Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys, Bowen Yang,  Anthony Anderson, Leslie Grossman, Amber Ruffin, Allyson Felix, Renee Elise Goldberry, Samira Wiley and Rege- Jean Page. My worst were Sarah Paulson, Gillian Anderson,  Beanie Feldstein, Elizabeth Olsen and Aidy Bryant. To me the best part of the show was the enthusiasm of Conan and the way he injected himself into much of the evening .He was the show.  Go Conan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****

Next year there must be some Emmys for Sarah Paulson and Cobie Smulders in Impeachment!!!!!

*****

Oh Boy!! The Eyes of Tammy Faye!!

*****

Looking forward to the Electric Life of Louis Wain with Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy.

*****

Abba has a new album!!

*****

Shang Chi is the biggest Labor Day opening with a $71.4 mil opening.

*****

Sen. Amy Klobuchar has announced she has breast cancer.

*****

Is it the 70’s? A streaker ran past the studio of the Today show.

*****

Rascal Flatts Joe Don Rooney was arrested for DUI.** Nicholas Cage was thrown out of a prime rib pace in Vegas after being drunk and disorderly.

*****

Jennifer Eckhart has filed a lawsuit against former Fox news anchor Ed Henry for rape and retaliation after allegedly being handcuffed and beaten.

*****

Scarlett Johansson has settled her Disney lawsuit.

*****

Pete Buttigieg and Chasten had twins they named Penelope Rose and Joseph August.

*****

I noticed a commercial for Dancing with the Stars. Are we onto the E list because I have heard of hardly any of these people. ‘Stars’is really stretching it. And as I post this I see there are some covid issues there as well.

*****

Virgin River was renewed for 2 more seasons.

*****

Trevor Noah is right? Why do they stop giving lollipops to adults at the doctor?

*****

Jon Stewart is back on Apple tv with ‘The problem with Jon Stewart.

*****

Brooklyn 99 had about the best finale (other than Newhart) that I can recall. I had my fingers crossed that Chelsea would be back. Will they honor us like they did in the show and come back for a special about once a year? That would be fucking awesome!!

*****

Don’t expect compliments from an insecure person.- Mr. Pickles

*****

Thousands and thousands of people are in need. Haitian refugees and other immigrants have seen nothing like this what with assassination, a hurricane and earthquake. The Southern border is a mess.** Why does Fox news keep telling refugees the border is open as they sit back and laugh at Biden’s predicament.  Spreading false info to intentionally hurt poor, distressed people has no end for them.

*****

Do companies know how fucked up their employment websites are? It is true that some people do not want to work. It is true that people schedule interviews and don’t show up. It is also true that companies have made it so hard to apply that many can’t. I suppose it is easier for them but the poor who may really want to work have a hard time. Paper applications are almost completely gone. The old fashioned way of walking into low paying job sites and finding a connection with a manager rarely exist. Some places only accept texts or have long ridiculous psych tests that a working Mother may not have time for. A Father working many hours already, may not be able to go to the library to get online if they cannot afford a computer. Many websites tell you that there no positions available in your area while there is a huge sign in front of the establishment. Can’t find people to work.. Gee I wonder why?? And treat people with respect once you find them, how about that?

*****

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. –Jerry Seinfeld

*****

Hey.. There was a van air B’n B biz going that got busted. Hey.. The poor need vaca’s too. It is wrong but If they are willing to sleep in a van, why not. I truly think that many do not understand how much people are struggling.

*****

Free coffee day came and went but only a few places really gave you free coffee without rules to govern the promo. Some places wanted to sell you something else and some made you belong to their club. Starbucks held that customers had to come inside for the free cup of Joe, handicapped or not.

*****

One would think the Republicans would run out of $ for recounts but they have deep pockets. Just think how much good they could do for the huddled masses with that scratch.

*****

Sad to lose Mick Brigden, protégé of Bill Graham who managed The Stones and worked with Frampton, Dylan and Santana.** And the comics were very vocal about the loss of Norm Macdonald. He was one of a kind and he will be missed!

*****

R.I.P. Ruth Marx, Lee Scratch Perry, Willard Scott, Jean-Paul Belmondo, Isadore Bleckman, George Wein, Michael K. William,George Holliday, Anthony Johnson,  Basil Hoffman, Al Harrington,Willie Garson, Mick Brigden, Tommy Kirk and Norm Macdonald.

[woozisnoots]

eboy!joshua hong 

° pairing: joshua x emma reader ° word count: 1.1K ° genre: fluff ° warnings: none ° a/n: this is dedicated to my soulmate @haosvteen​​ i love you and you deserve the entire world 💞 there are mean people in this world but just know that joshua and i would never treat you like that eboy or not 🥺

masterlist!

[breathes]

okAY HERE WE GO

you and joshua were actually childhood friends

well kinda,,, not really

his family moved in across the street from your house

you help your mom bake cookies as a welcome gift and his parents are like

“wOW what a really nice neighborhood, don’t you think so joshy?”

...jOSHY ? ?

and then you notice there’s like a tiny guy hiding behind his mom’s legs

he softly whispers “thank you”

but honestly you didn’t know if what was him or the fly that just passed your ear bc it was so q u i e t

he do be kinda cute tho ngl

after a couple days, your parents soon found out that you guys were going to the same elementary school together

so they conducted a parent meeting

and as a result:

CARPOOL

BABYSITTING

PLAYDATES

FAMILY GET TOGETHERS

all this happening while you and josh are sitting next to each other in the corner

staying like 5 feet apart

cuz like,,, you didn’t ask for this?

it’s like they were forcing you guys to be friends

when you have some of your o w n

big ‘hop off my d**k’ energy

it’s not like he tries to make an effort to talk to you either

(joshua shy boi uwu)

so that dynamic goes on for years until high school rolls around

you don’t really share any classes together cuz he’s in more advanced classes than you are

but like,,, you have photography with him? you need the credits okay

you don’t even have each other’s numbers bc what’s the point?

all those years joshua has stayed the same: quiet, timid, carefree in his own nature

(total gentleman vibes ya feel)

you’ve stayed relatively the same as well

your families regularly meet at least once every week or so

while your parents chatted away, you and josh would speak little as 5 words to each other every time

sipping on your own drinks

sometimes his parents would ask josh to play the guitar

you were n e v e r gonna tell him this

but you secretly loved those moments bc he looked hella attractive

the day after you guys ate dinner together, you see josh walk in to your photography class

your day immediately went from

:|

to

:O

BECAUSE yesterday, he looked like this:

TODAY, he walks in looking like THIS:

(hot)

w h a t the f u c k

there was no way josh converted into e b o y culture in less than 24 hours

class starts but you barely pay aNY attention

knowing you’re gonna have to face HIM sooner or later

;)

wELL guess you had to face him NOW since your teacher just announced that you’d be in the same group as him for a photography project

you’re internally freaking out

he talks to the other girl that you guys are also grouped up with

and you notice he’s being,,, rather flirty

and now you have the sudden reflex to want to punch a wall?

like the josh you know talks to no girls

now he wants to suddenly wife up a random girl?

>:(

before you could do anything, josh starts walking towards you

but he just continues walking past you

and just says

“see you”

W T F

he probs gave that girl his phone number, address, date of birth, social security number

and you get a ‘see you’ ?

he didn’t add the ‘later’ after it like ??

what kind of gentleman behavior do you call this?

betrayal?

you do not get josh off your mind for the entireee day

half bc his transformation still has you shook af

and the other half is the fact that you are still furious

you might just give him a piece of your mind

so you go home and get ready to go over to his house

kinda nervous bc this is the first time going in voluntarily

but at the front of your house, josh is ALREADY there in his car

looking at you like t h i s:

and you could have sworn you melted

you hear him unlock his car and say

“get in loser we’re going shopping”

(cue tik tok sound)

i’m sorry… LOSER?

you were flabbergasted and was about to refuse

ugh but the way he nudged his head to the side signaling for you to come sit next to him in the passenger sit

HOW COULD YOU HAVE SAID NO

:3

so you get in the car, he drives to the mall, and for some unknown reason he’s shopping for clothes

he says it’s for the photography project and you’re just like oh

OH

wait but that means

WAIT

YOU HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF HIM LOOKING LIKE THAT

nononono

you might combust

you guys go into this one store

josh grabs a few articles of clothing

some rings

and some c h a i n s

you denied him a beanie bc you said he looked better without one

wait did you just say that

he goes into the fitting room

and comes out

“how do you like this look?”

:o

“...”

:O

“yn?”

“okay,, are you doing this to mess with me or are you being serious?”

stupidstupidstupid

as if things weren’t awkward enough

you just popped the cap off congratulations

“what if i am messing with you?”

ahahahaha

what? :)

he did all this just make you look like a c l o w n

FOR WHAT BRO FOR WHAT

you hear laughter and footsteps coming your way towards the fitting room

you try and make your exist to save yourself from the uncomfortable atmosphere

but then josh grabs yours wrist and hauls into the fitting room with him

oh yes

you are in a fitting room with joshua hong

[you’re welcome]

your back hits against the wall while josh traps you by gently placing his hands just slightly next to the sides of your face

he leans in, close enough to whisper in your ear

“you know i’ve liked you since we were kids right? i guess you never noticed”

you couldn’t tell if it was what he said or his breathing that sent chills down your spine

“i’ll take note that you like the eboy look tho. didn’t know you were that type.”

from the corner of your eye, you could see the smirk that formed on his lips and before you could mutter out a response

you feel his lips touch your cheek

it lasted for 2.5 seconds

you almost stuttered at the loss contact

“till next time sweetheart”

and with that he swung open the fitting room door and walked out

leaving you to rot in awe

[scatter-kinnin-patter]

YOU WANT MORE COMABUR MEMORIES??? IVE GOT MORE COMABUR MEMS FOR YA!!!

A continuation of this post because I've been digging around and the memories are coming back more and more! Mostly pre-dsmp and S2, S3 is still mostly a blur to me b u t! Under the cut~

So I'll start with some pre-dsmp memories of mine. So as a refresher, my canon had Phil as my dad, Techno as my twin but older by a few minutes, and Tommy as our little brother. I don't remember our mom, though I know we always joked about Philza and the fridge XD I think Tommy was our half-brother, and had a different mom than Tech and I? Still a bit fuzzy on that.

I mentioned how my Tech was a piglin-human hybrid, while I was more "human with very few piglin traits". One thing I remember though was I actually had naturally pink hair that matched Techno's, but I dyed it brown and often wore my beanie to hide when my roots were coming in. I'll explain more why I did this later.

I remember pre-dsmp, I grew up in another smp. SMP's kinda... worked like varying realms one could teleport between? The teleportation was difficult though so there was rarely anyone who'd frequently swap between smps. But I grew up in Earth SMP's Antarctic Empire! Phil raised Techno and I, and later we had Tommy with us too! I remember it was always cold, but in our castle and fortress it was much warmer. Techno, being Techno, was extremely skilled in combat and strategy and Phil took him under his wing(hah!) as the technical heir to the throne and taught him everything he'd need to know about conquest. Me, I preferred teaching myself diplomacy, fighting wars with words rather than with blood. For a time this worked actually, Techno and I really balancing each other out, but soon things got... Eh.

Tommy brought it up to me first, I think he trusted me to open up to more than the others(sorry Tech and Phil but I'm the favorite xoxo /J) and basically opened up about how unhappy he was there. He wanted to explore the world, not be holed up in some frozen corner of the planet going and conquering a bunch of strangers just so we could follow Phil's and Tech's legacy. He felt suffocated in their shadows and... tbh I felt somewhat similar. So we made a plan, and one night we ran away without saying a word... Well, I left Techno a letter, but.

We ran to the portal, and somehow convinced Dream to give us access to the dsmp. I think he agreed because he knew that would knock Techno down a peg(my Dream and Tech were rivals for p obvious reasons). And we started over there. I dyed my hair, we got ourselves a new wardrobe, and we thought starting over in a small place without many people would be good! We lied about our past, though. We didn't want to be connected to the Antarctic Empire... both because we were trying to leave that part of us behind but also so no one would tell Tech and Phil where we were. This was our new start!

AND WHAT DOES TOMMY DO. START A FUCKING WAR WITH DREAM HIMSELF.

Tommy. Ily. But you're so stupid. /lh

So I've talked about how my mems from S1 and half of S2- up to Techno's execution- went, but I've remembered a bit more!

After Techno brought me back to his cabin, we talked for a long time about what happened. I told him I didn't remember anything leading up to my "death", and Techno filled in the gaps for me. I also didn't realize Phil was in the server because... Well I don't remember my confrontation with him. I also didn't remember my hypnosis, and since Dream is the only other one who knew, Tech didn't know and didn't relay that to me.

We agreed that for now, it'd be best if I stayed with him instead of back in L'manburg. And for a while I did!

One day though, Techno finds Tommy. ... Specifically the Tommy that was living under his house like a raccoon. Techno was furious and started chasing Tommy around, who was still hoaring his Gapples and whatnot, and when I finally walked outside to see what the hell was going on, I locked eyes with Tommy, and we both stopped.

He was white as a sheet, and looked about to cry, and luckily Techno stopped chasing him after seeing this. Again, Tubbo Quackity and Ranboo never told Tommy about me, he thought I was dead. I spoke up first with a "Tommy?" And he goes "Wil... You're alive?" To which I started tearing up- "Yeah... Yeah, I'm alive!" And we both just- broke at that, we ran to each other, I nearly crushed him in a hug and we were just sobbing. He thought I was gone, and I had gone so long without seeing my favorite lil bro that just... Aaaaaaa

After that Tommy explained his exile to Techno and I, and why he ran away and lived under Techno's house. I think Techno was softened up by seeing how happy Tommy and I were to be reunited, but also Tommy's his brother too, so he agreed to let Tommy stay too.

Now, Tommy was salty at L'manburg for exiling him, and Techno is anti-government. But- I think Techno was even more against L'manburg because of how hurt Tommy and I came out of it. So Techno and Tommy swore vengeance and decided to start doing crimes against L'manburg. I stayed out of it though- I was in good enough shape to take care of myself by this point, but I still way too injured to be in any sort of fighting shape.

And then one day... Techno came home without Tommy. Turns out Tommy sided with Tubbo in the end... and Techno was still determined to destroy L'manburg. Eventually they broke Philza out and- hoooooo that was an awkward reunion. Dream also came over from time to time to plan for their attack. I was. V uncomfortable around my Dream for reasons I couldn't explain(spoilers: it's the hypnotism that I forgot happened). I wanted nothing to do with their plan. I didn't want Tommy hurt, and I wasn't going to help them hurt him. I should've done more to stop them, but... Can't change the past.

After making a crater where L'manburg was, I confronted Phil. I called him out on doing something so awful... And he called me out for doing the same. He said to me, "Power corrupts, Wil. I've seen it with Schlatt, I've seen it with Tubbo, and most importantly I've seen it with you!" To which I retort, "You see it in everyone but yourself, Phil!" Because... ANTARCTIC EMPIRE ANYONE??? Turns out the Empire disbanded shortly before Tech and Phil came to the server, I don't remember how exactly that falling out occurred, but there was a reason why Tech and Phil were so strongly against any governments at this point.

After our fight, I left Tech and Phil. Tommy needed me. I built my own place not far from the crater, and frequently visited Tommy, Tubbo, and the others. Not Ranboo though, since Ranboo stayed with Phil and Techno. And Niki kinda wouldn't talk to me because she was... def also upset at thinking I was dead.

I was with everyone who confronted Dream when he had his finale with Tubbo and Tommy. He was NOT going to hurt my boys fuck no. Tommy took 2 of Dream's lives and you BET YOUR ASS I WAS CHEERING HIM ON(sorry Dream kinnies ily)

And then. Oh boy. Before Tommy could go for a third... Dream turned to me, and said something- I forget what, maybe it wasn't English, but it snapped something in me. I may have forgotten being hypnotized, but the effects were still there. Something came over me and I everything in my system was screaming at me to attack Tommy... so I did. I screamed, and lunged at him, but I was only able to tackle him and couldn't even get a hit in before Quackity and a few others were able to grab me and pull me off of him. I was thrashing to get free, but thank fuck they held me down.(Big Q ilysm /platonic)

It was then Dream revealed what he did to me way back in Pogtopia. He spoke something again, and I just felt that urge in me drop like a rock through my body, and I fainted then and there. When I came to, Big Q filled me in on what happened. Dream said he was the only one who knew how to undo what was done to me, and if he was killed, they'd run the risk of me doing that again. So they put Dream in the prison.

Now most of S3 is still blurry to me, but I remember breaking into the prison with Tommy. And that confrontation(which would've been Ghostbur if I was canon compliant but nope my canon is OFF THE RAILS). Tommy was with Sam, and I was stuck on the other side with Dream. Dream threatened that if he wasn't let go, he would "reset" me, whatever that meant. There was a lot of arguing and tbh I was terrified, but I knew I couldn't let Dream go. So I looked at Tommy and I told him "It's gonna be okay, Tommy."

And then everything went black. My memories after this are VERY blurry but- I think Dream somehow reverted my mind back to how it was during my Pogtopia corruption arc. And I had that itch in the back of my mind again. I'm the villain. Time to act like one.

... HECK THIS POST GOT REALLY LONG HUH... UHHHH ANYWAYS HOPE YOU LIKED IT IF YOU GOT THIS FAR IM JUST A V CANON DIVERGENT COMABUR >>

[theladysexpistol]

For the Q&A thing: Mista: What is your favorite smell? Trish: Do you like/want children? Johnathan Joestar: What got you into JJBA?Dio: Whose outfit would you love to wear?

🥺🥺

Thank u

Mista: I like a lot of candle scents and food, specifically Italian food and various desserts. It’s bad but I also like the smell of sharpies and gasoline 🙃

Trish: I really love working with children, I used to teach religious education when I was in high school. I’m not opposed to having kids, but I’m planning for a lot of other things first - my professional career is much more important

Jonathan: I had a couple of friends who were already into it, and one of them always got excited when we would see JJBA cosplayers at conventions. My first impression of it was part 5 - I remember specifically as the dub came out that voice actors were tweeting about it, and the two scenes I remember in particular was Bruno licking Giorno’s face and the torture dance. I though Fugo was Giorno in a different outfit lol

But anyway I had to study for for my Fall finals and I don’t study well in silence so I turned JoJo on thinking it would be just something goofy and memey to have on in the background. And then Jonathan died and I was sobbing into my study materials 😂😂

Also Dio. I really wanted to watch for Dio. The “it was me, Dio!” And “oh, you’re approaching me?” Memes were my favorite and they’re still my favorite

Dio: It’s a toss up between Mista, Trish, and Johnny. Although Johnny’s wouldn’t make anyone react around me because all my clothes are like 70% star patterned. Unsure if this is good or bad. Johnny makes me want a star beanie really bad.

[findingbetty]

tagged by @beanie-betty 😇

a - age: 150 (and still young)

b - birthplace: New Zealand

c - current time: 12:39am

d - drink you last had: chocolate milk (my greatest vice)

e - easiest person/people to talk to: my sister

f - favorite song: Right Now by Haim

g - grossest memory?: probably something injury related. i’m pleased to say i can’t think of anything right now

h - horror yes or horror no: no thank you.

i - in love?: i think i’m im love with my new job, which is simultaneously remarkable and also quite lame

j - jealous of people?: i try really hard not to be. it gets easier with practice

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: just use your words

m - middle name: ********

n - number siblings: seven

o - one wish: more acceptance plz

p - person you called last: i called one of my sisters to complain about something, and she didn’t pick up. rude.

q - question you are always asked: can you please give me directions to ___? (the answer is always no. i am entirely the wrong person to ask, and yet i get asked every time)

r - reason to smile: there is endless free parking at my new office

s - song you sang last: Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift

t - time you woke up: 7am perhaps?

u - underwear colour: black

v - vacation destination: Iceland

w - worst habit: overthinking. being concerned about absolutely everything all the time and pretending otherwise

x - x-rays: multiple broken ribs

y - your favourite food: pancakes, greek yoghurt

z - zodiac sign: Leo

feel free to do the same! x

[bettyjugg]

Got tagged by my fav @beanie-betty​

a - age: 21 

b - birthplace: australia

c - current time: 7:50pm

d - drink you last had: water - I literally drink so much water and nothing else

e - easiest person/people to talk to: my friend celeste 

f - favorite song: of all time!?!? wow that’s so hard... a song that never fails to get me bopping is everytime we touch by cascada

g - grossest memory?: I accidentally ate a fly when I was at the football bc it was on my chip and I saw it at the last possible second before it went in my mouth and there wasn’t time to physically stop myself eating it... and I felt sick for the next couple of hours

h - horror yes or horror no: NOT AT ALL THANK YOU

i - in love?: no unfortunately

j - jealous of people?: I get angry jealous of people who get things without working hard for them

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: walk by again - personality is so important to me, no matter what you look like

m - middle name: freya

n - number siblings: 1 full and 2 half

o - one wish: to fall in love with someone who is respectful, loves my family and is as weird as me

p - person you called last: my mum

q - question you are always asked: why are you so busy?

r - reason to smile: my little sister

s - song you sang last: tip toe by jason derulo (I am super obsessed with song for some reason and I have to listen to it like 5 times a day atm)

t - time you woke up: 6:14am

u - underwear colour: black 

v - vacation destination: Hawaii, Canada, Melbourne and Broome (I used to live here and I wanna go back so bad)

w - worst habit: perfectionism and procrastination

x - x-rays: my mouth to see if I had any wisdom teeth (I don’t have ANY), and my finger 

y - your favourite food: PASTA

z - zodiac sign: gemini

I think I am so late on this and I reckon everyone has already done it so sorry if you have!! tagging @wonderrful @allskynostars @sopaloma @thewomaninthepictureisme @boogiebuggie @paperlesscrown @bettyscooperr

[jenni-with-an-i]

U, Q, O, L, and P

U: Favourite time of the year and why?

Fall time! When it’s hovering around 60 degrees, and the things im allergic to start dying!

Q: Favourite flower?

Uuuuh Iris?

O: Where would I like to travel?

England! I just really like it there

L:Siblings?

Yup, one younger sister

P: What kinda music?

Well it’s a mix of 80s +instrumental + random tracks + musicals. 

It’s pretty weird

Thanks for asking beanie!

[newagesispage]

                                                                    SEPTEMBER         2021

The Rib Page

*****

How will we go on without Charlie Watts? The greatest drummer I have ever known is gone. 80? Yes. ill? Yes. We saw this coming but it still shocks. Peter Criss and Michael Mckean gave about the best tributes. Paul McCartney left me shaking my head.  I was touched by the billboards with a tongue and a tear. Me and mine were forever changed by the Rolling Stones. The Charlie shirt that my friend and I wear is a favorite. I will miss him every day.

*****

AMC is bringing us Anne Rice’s The Mayfair Witches!

*****

Thank you Netflix for The Chair!! What an amazing cast!!

*****

The Stones Tattoo You has been remastered and has some bonus tracks!** There has been bad news for the make- up shows. After successful surgery Charlie Watts needed time to recover and now he is gone. Steve Jordan will step in and is the only real choice but after that, no Watts.. no Stones, any Stone will tell you that.

*****

Reservation Dogs is having a moment.

*****

4 Capitol police have committed suicide.

*****

Lindsey Graham mocked Dems for wearing masks.

*****

Kathy Griffin had lung cancer surgery so, of course, Meghan McCain had to let us know again that she does not like her.

*****

American Horror Story is back with Double Feature!!! The premiere was long and slow moving but a love letter to Finn Wittrock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM IN!!!!

*****

A P Bio has been renewed and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia will get 4 more seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****

Gov. Cuomo is out!

*****

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. Yoko Ono

*****

We never trusted the Taliban. You can ask them yourself. –Mike Pompeo** What is this about Pompeo accepting a $5,800 bottle of whiskey from Japan and it just disappeared?

*****

Puppies assisting vets. Yes!

*****

Can’t wait for Worth on Netflix with Michael Keaton.

*****

Jay Cutler: Anti masker

*****

Q-Force is coming to Netflix. The animated series follows a secret agent with a team of LGBTQ super spies.

*****

3 Alaskan volcanoes erupted at once.

*****

This month’s sexual assault news:The Boy Scouts have reached an $850 mil agreement in their sex abuse cases.** CBS and Sony are being sued by Briana Thomas after complaints against Tony Morina, executive producer of the Young and the Restless.

*****

It’s time to work on the drive thru. They are successful and needed now more than ever. Let’s put some real $ into making them more efficient and making the outside of these buildings more beautiful. This is what people are seeing when they visit your company.

*****

The House passed the John Lewis voting rights bill.

*****

Ghost Town living on You tube is awesome.

*****

Channing Tatum is dating Zoe Kravitz.

*****

I will miss U Brooklyn 99 but I am sure enjoying it while it is here!!!!

*****

Evil people don’t destroy civilizations- the spineless do. –James Baldwin

*****

Marjorie Taylor- Greene took about $350,000 in PPP loans for her families company and tweeted, “Stop paying people to not work and skip rent, and it will all workout.”

*****

Brendan Fraser will join the cast of Killers of the Flower moon.** Margot Robbie is joining the new Wes Anderson film.

*****

Mike Richards ? Jeopardy? Really?  Mayim Bialik? OK but what a narcissistic shit this Mike Richards character is.** Before month’s end he was out at Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune with man complaints following him. Sometimes it pays to keep a low profile. These guys never learn.

*****

ElPaso, Il. is planning a museum to honor voting rights and the first black voter in the state, David Strother. He served under Gen. Grant as a cook in the Civil War.

*****

House of Gucci looks great!

*****

Dear America: You are waking up, as Germany once did, to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3, while 1/3 watch. – Werner Herzog

*****

When we all truly rise up and quit letting the powerful walk all over us?** We are succumbing to the arrogance of power- A 60’s protest sign.

*****

Why are we not still talking about a base income for all?

*****

How about a show that asks well known people where they were on important days in history?

*****

An alcoholic version of Mt. Dew??  And a flaming hot Cheetoh flavor? God help us.

*****

Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson have a new baby boy.

*****

Will the Robert Kennedy assassination conspiracies go out of control like they did with JFK? Will Sirhan Sirhan get out? There are pros and cons to that. Should the liberals stick to their ideals? Should a human get out if they are no longer a threat?

*****

American Crime Story is back with Impeachment. I am sure Hillary and Bill dread every time that the story rears its ugly head. This time we will watch to see Clive Owen, Sarah Paulson, Edie Falco, Margo Martindale and Beanie Feldstein tackle the subject.

*****

Should Oprah come up with a snappy but serious and informative morning show on her network that comes from Chicago? Let’s change the central hub of this country to the real middle of the country.** Rose McGowan tweeted about Oprah: I wish she were real but she isn’t. She is as fake as they come.

*****

Major Crimes should come back for a third reimagining.** And while we are at it, Con Air 2?? Cage and Cusack team up on the same side to take down some evil doers. ** And could 60 minutes follow the example of some of the stories and have more diversity?

*****

The war in Afghanistan is over. Things could have ended a bit better but at least a President finally kept his promise and got us out of there.

*****

R.I.P. Nanci Griffith, Neal Conan, Markie Post. Don Everly, Haitian earthquake victims,, Sean Lock, Tom T. Hall, Matthew Mindler, Ed Asner, Chuckie Thompson, Afganistan casualties, 429 Rampart St. and other hurricane Ida victims, Patricia Hitchcock and Charlie Watts.

[pinkandpearls]

All about me

Tagged by the amazing @mmpranger-things thanks :)

Rules: answer the questions in a new post then tag a few blogs you would like to get to know better!

A- age: 28

B- birthplace: Chelmsford , England

C- current time: 19:15 pm

D- drink you last had: Tea

E- easiest person to talk to: my best friend Janine

F- favorite song: minutes? Stand by me- any version 💛

G- grossest memory: accidentally biting into sweet corn when I God damn hate the stuff (I'm a little extra sorry)

H- horror yes or no: YES ! Give me a good slasher or a old fashioned thriller

I- in love: not in love just lust

J- jealous of people: never

K- killed someone: erm no

L- love at first sight: im a mess so yes

M- middle name: Naomi - I used to hate it and then Naomi Scott happened and now I don't 😏

N- number of siblings: none

O- one wish: to go to California

P- person you called last: Mummy

Q- question you’re always asked: How tall are you exactly ? 5FT and a half fucking fight me

R- reason to smile: getting back to my old self

S- song you last sang: Mayores by Becky G and Bad Bunny

T- time you woke up: 4:30

U- underwear color: blue

V- USA

W- worst habit: freaking people out with my flexibility

X- x-Ray - left knee and chest

Y- your favorite food: Mexican - please feed me

Z- zodiac sign: Pisces

@powerrangershumour @incorrectpowerranger @trinis-gay-ass-beanie @trimberlytrash @trimberlyfanfiction

[consumerrae]

@omgbumbleby tagged me. Thanks for the tag. :-)            

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

A - Age: 21

B - Birthplace: West Memphis, Arkansas

C - Current time: 10:04 PM

D - Drink you last had: Water

E- Easiest person to talk to: I don’t really have an easy person to talk to. But… if I had to choose it would be between my mother and one of my sisters.

F - Favorite song: I don’t have a favorite song, but one of my favorites is In The End by Linkin Park.

G - Grossest memory: Umm... I have a very bad memory, so if I had one I don’ remember. So, I guess  don’t have one.

H - Horror yes or Horror no: Horror yes.

I - In love?: I haven’t even been in love ever, I don’t like the dating process and I don’t date. There’s too much involved in it.  

J - Jealous of people?: I don’t generally get jealous of people. I mean there are times I’ll think aw I want that or would like that then I think…. hmm, maybe not.

L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again?: Personally, I don’t believe in love at first site because love to me develops overtime. But, if you’re interested just tell me and I may or may not feel the same, but I won’t treat you any differently if I don’t.

M - Middle name: It’s Ceemone and is said the same as Symone.

N - Number of siblings: I have five brothers and two sisters, and not all of them are full blood. Most are my half sibling. And I am the second youngest of us all.

O - One wish: I guess to know if any of the characters I ship are canon or not. Waiting for your ship to become canon takes years of time and dedication… both of which I am willing to invest and have. Lol.

P - Person you called last: Umm... it was one of my roommates because she called me first and I was returning the call. PS… I am a senior in college who is rooming with my friends. Awesome right… (And this is not sarcasm.). Lol.

Q - Question you are always asked: I don’t really have a question that I am always asked. But, what’s my name is. Lol. But, a question that I do get asked about I guess, every once in a while is what is my sexual orientation/do I date girls. And I identify as straight and I don’t date girls…, but I do ship the hell out of them together as long as the chemistry is there and seems to it in not a toxic relationship.

R - Reason to smile: I smile because of fanfiction, my ships, the tv shows/anime/movies/cartoons/manga/books I watch and read, my family and friends (even though sometimes they get on my nerves and are the reason I frown then), my electronics, music, the sky when it changes colors, artwork/fanart/, life and etc.

S - Song you last sang: I-800-273-8255 Logic ft. Alessia Cara and Khalid. It’s a great song with a great message. Happy there’s still some real music out there.

T - Time you woke up: 7:50 AM

U - Underwear colour: White

V - Vacation destination: It would probably be Tokyo, Japan, or an Anime, Comic Con or RTX Convention.

W - Worst habit: It’s biting my nails, procrastination, and that I eat a lot of junk food.

X - X-rays: The only X-Ray that I know and remember having had is my teeth when I go to the dentist.

F - Favorite food: I don’t really have a favorite food. But, if I had to pick it would be home cooked food, sea food, Chinese food and food that won’t make me sick in general.

Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, Pig with a fixed element of water (Chinese Zodiac)

tagging: @taikoturtle @y8ay8a @trinis-beanie-says-it-all @zhenxueqing @fallintolife @ellelehman @n7brendan  @allisonbw @carlaviz @handjobgirl

And you have a choice to do this if you’re tagged. It’s up to you to decide if you want to. Also, if you do, tag me. It’s fun learning about other people. I also find it funny that the letter Y isn’t included.

[deathandallhisfriendss]

About me A-Z

Thank you @xmarksthexyloto​ and @swallowedinthestars​ for tagging me!

A - Age: 23 B - Biggest fear: Losing someone important C - Current time: 4:17pm D - Drink you last had: Coke E - Everyday starts with: Checking social media F - Favourite song: Sooo many. From Coldplay Up&up and DAAHF and ETIAW and and from Ed Sheeran Photograph and and... G - Ghosts: Stories. That’s enough for me. I - In love with: Bands. That’s it. K - Killed someone: Of course not? L - Last time you cried: I almost cried yesterday when Chris talked about gender equality.. Yeah I cry a lot M - Middle name: Suvi Maria N - Number of siblings: 3. One little brother and two big brothers O - One wish: to get a job I love P - Person you last called/texted: My friend Antti. Q - Question you are always asked: When I was younger, people always ask why am I so negative. But not anymore so idk R - Religion: Lutheran by birth. I dont think about religion a lot and I don’t really believe in anything. It’s ok as long as it’s your own business. S - Song you last sang: I don’t sing a lot because I have three flatmates. But probably something from Coldplay T - Time you woke up today: 6:15am U - Underwear color: Black V - Vacation destination: Los Angeles and many more W - Worst habit: Ugh I have so many. I stress about everything and I’m scared of everything and and.. X - Xrays you had: I was snowboarding last February and fell down.. They took three xrays from my knee but there’s “nothing” wrong. But it’s still not normal.. Y - Your favourite food: Everything unhealthy! Pizza, burgers.. Z - Zodiac sign: Gemini

This was nice! I tag @fools-gold-thunder​ @blueberry-beanie and @flamingplay, do this if you want :)

[maxvillareal]

S I M  R E Q U E S T :  M I L O  L E D E S M A

anon asked: hey..yoo. can i have a young adult sim with pretty long hair and green eyes. he obviously smokes and drinks and he is really laid back. Thank.

Here you go!! A green-eyed, long-haired, pot-smoking cutie named Milo who wants to be a musician but can’t stay off of his ass for long enough. He’s got the Musical Genius aspiration and his traits are lazy, vegetarian, and creative. You can catch him getting high down in San Myshuno, frequenting parties, skating with his friends, and more often than not, napping. You might even catch him trying to write a song, if you’re lucky. 

Milo comes with two custom every day outfits, which use mostly the same CC except for the shirts and one includes a hat. The rest of his outfits are base game (except for his Party outfit, which uses CC pants that he wears in everyday anyway. He probably doesn’t do laundry like. Ever.) so you don’t have to peep him naked around town, unless you want to. All of his CC is linked under the cut!!

You can change things about him so that he’ll fit the aesthetic of your game, but don’t change him too much, and don’t claim him as your own or reupload him! I’d love it if you tagged me in your adventures with him if you decide to use him. (▰˘◡˘▰)

custom content: hair ( 1 / 2 ) / eyes / skin overlays ( 1 / 2 ) / scars / eyebrows / lips / body hair / blush ( 1 / 2 ) / eye bags / lashes / mouth corners / nose mask / nose ring / beanie / sweatshirt ( 1 / 2 ) / jeans / vans / socks / plugs 

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[mauridianhallow]

A L L O F T H E Q U E S T I O N S

Good shit good shit this took me ages holy hell enjoy you meme loving fucks Q's for you to A Do you have a favourite sweater? I actually do, it's that kinda folded over stretchy grey one I always wear, y'know? I wore it to The 1975 and, from what I hear, it was awesome. (Although I can't remember bc I was Gin Drunk) What’s your middle name? Lawrence...no judgement...Do you still talk to the first person you kissed? I don't, I wonder how's she's doing. Heard she was studying History from her friend I met in a bar one time. Glad to hear, she was nice. Do you get on with your grandparents? I did! Sadly it's been a few years since they passed but I very much did. What was your favourite cartoon as a kid? Hmm, it's a tough one, between the 90's X-Men TV show they played on repeat on Fox Kids or Ben 10 when it wasn't absolute shit like the remake. Yeah I'm bitter. What’s your favourite cartoon now? Archer lol Do you read the news paper? Yeah pretty much every day...I swear I'm not an old man. Who was the last text you sent to? My friend Laura, asking if they'll still be at the park when I finish work. What does the last text you sent say? "Y'all still gonna be there when I get away?" If you could have any hair colour what would it be? Idk I like the one I have. Do you like nature documentaries? Not really my cup of tea to be perfectly honest. What is your aesthetic? Climbing a mountain at a 90° angle in Skyrim on a horse. When did you last pet a dog? ''Twas yesterday. Whose friend’s parents do you like the most? The twins'! They employ me! I literally get paid to hang out with friends some days that's the good shit! Have you ever been on a road trip? I've been on a couple, longest was a drive to Southern Spain from Scotland! Was awesome! Tell me about someone you know called Emma? Went to school with her, cool gal, she saw HP in London and I'm jealous, shoutout to @weewildelassAre you reading a book in english class, what is it? Oh god I'm old. I haven't had or attended an English class in over 2 years. Do you have a favourite Aunt? Well considering she also employs me...hell yeah, shoutout to my Aunt K you legend! Baths or showers? Baths for comfort and treating yo self, or sharing...😏...Showers for quickness and weird snapchats at 3am...😂 Skiing or sun bathing? Sun bathing my dude. Do you kill spiders? Sometimes, sometimes not. Have you ever made an ice pop? I have not. Are you wearing shoes right now? I'm not wearing anything rn. Tell me about you favourite primary school/elementary school teacher? Let me tell you about Mrs. Mary "The Bonecrusher" Highland, and how she was such an iconic, legendary, influential and inspiring woman that she was the person you sent into the bad fucked up schools in movies and have them all pass with straight A's, she ran a tough ship and was slow to praise but when she did, she went all out, and made you feel like what you had achieved was truly a feat. Oh and she encouraged children to learn and think for themselves, genuinely encouraged you when you said you were interested in something even when it went above and beyond the curriculum. She was charitable, friendly, and spoke to you like you were an equal, and a worthy one at that. Mrs. Highland was literally so influential in so many people in my class being successful, free minded, hard working adults that she deserves a goddamn award. And let me tell you another thing, at the end of my First Year in College, I went back to my old Primary School for a teaching assistant internship because I knew the school was becoming a bit run-down and out of control and I wanted to help the way that Mrs. Highland had, and who had they just asked to come out of retirement, come back for TWO WEEKS, sort shit out and then walk away into the sunset like some goddamn Old Lady Teaching Avenger who appears when needs were greatest? MARY FUCKING HIGHLAND, I GOT TO HELP ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD HEROES BE AN ABSOLUTE TEACHING LEGEND AND REALLY INFLUENCE SOME GOOD IN A KIDS LIFE, THAT IS THE SHIT! Seriously though, she truly is one of the good ones, they don't make em like Her anymore. Who was the last person you hugged? I think that would be my mother actually hahah. Do you wear glasses? Occasionally. Do you have a cat? I sadly do not. Do you have a favourite pair of underwear? Not a favourite pair exactly more like a favourite kind?? Next All-Black, that's the good shit, makes my ass look great among other things. What was your last tweet? "How the fuck do you work twitter" about 5 years ago and I haven't used it since. Do you still use Facebook? I do, rarely. Do you like birds? Aye pal birds, blokes, the lot. Who was the last person you called cute? That genuinely would be my niece, or you lol Who was the last person that called you cute? This is a strange answer but a regular in my work. Long story. How did you meet your best friend? I literally turned a corner and ran into a group of emo's in like Fourth Year at High School and I haven't looked back since. Escalators or elevators? Nah m8, trick question, I'd rather take the stairs. Does wonders for the thighs. Are you named after anyone, who? Ahaha yeah my dad, both my granddads, and Saint. Christoper (Catholic mum yo) What was your first url? I have no idea. Autumn or Winter? Winter I can't lie. Do you win at scrabble? I do not lol Put your ipod on shuffle , who is the first song that comes up by? "American Idiot", Green Day. Classic. Have you ever drunk from a mason jar? I have not. Can you draw? Barely even write m8 let alone draw. What was your first profile picture? I think it was Kenny from South Park. Favourite t-shirt? God I have no idea. Best tumblr friend? Shoutout to @bepizzazzed and @double-dorks-beanie and @hesitant-butthole When did you last run? Tonight when as a joke my friends took my jacket and tried to get it on top of a climbing frame? lol I had it back in seconds and decided to get some payback ahah Do you like to paint your nails? Not particularly fussed, not a look I could pull off. Did you ever do something as a kid that got you into loads of trouble? I did more things to get me into trouble as a kid that anyone should ever do. And I still did it. Who is your favourite dog that isn’t yours? Trick question, all of them. Have you ever been drunk? Literally so many times. So many. Have you ever done something you regret while drunk? Some-thing? Some-one? Getting into a slutty dance off with a professional dancer? Stealing a mannequin? The exact words "I can easily make this jump..."? The exact words "Watch this lads"? The exact words "Shots won't do me any harm"? The exact words "Another Venom? Aye no bother!" The exact words "You can crash at mine if you like...?" You get the picture...I do messed up shit I'm drunk, and yet, I continue to do so. Do you want to kiss anyone right now? Ronald McDonald ngl for the sweet sweet invention of double cheeseburgers. Do/did you like you math teacher? I had a crush on both of my maths teachers, Mr. Kelly and Mrs. Hendry, both of which contributed to me turning up to class, but also contributed to me failing said classes bc I was too busy looking at them and being a hormone ridden, horny 16 year old boy, than I was doing maths. Do you often ride the bus? I do, everyday I'm in College. Do you have a fireplace in your house? We do actually it's getting renovated right now. Are you violent when you’re angry? God no! Do you cry when you’re angry? No, I rarely get angry and when I do it can only be described as dry anger. Favourite Harry Potter book? It has to be OotP, fight me. Can you remember your last dream? I can, and let me just say, Chris Pratt, thank you. Do you go to bed early or late? "Do I go to bed?" would be a better question. Do you speak a second language? I speak various levels of different languages. Some if you dropped me in their respective countries I could find my way about, albeit difficultly, and others I can ask for the bar and the bill and that's about it. Who was your first ever best friend? A boy called Dean. Have you ever had an operation? I've had a couple yeah. Tell me about your favourite cousin? His name is Reece and he's a meme loving shit and I love him the whacky bastard. Do you have a piece of clothing that doesn’t even fit you anymore but you can’t bare to throw away? During what can only be described as the Greatest Summer of My Teenage Years; the Legendary Summer of 2014, I wore on my feet almost EVERY DAY a pair of Classic Chuck's, they cost my poor wee mum like £60 the Christmas before but they were too big and when it finally hit summer they fit perfectly. I wore them every time. If you've ever read the book Me Before You or watched the film you'll know what I mean when I say they were my bumblebee tights. Have you ever been in a musical? I played the Cowardly Lion in my school play as a kid. Do you have a porch? I do not. How many times have you watched your favourite movie? At least 100 no joke it has to be. Empire Strikes Back. What do you order at McDonalds? Plain double cheese , small fries, Oasis Summer Fruits and maybe a coffee. Do you get on with old people? Worryingly well. Science Fiction or Romance? Sci-Fi m8. Do you take naps? Anytime I can. How many classes do you/did you take in High School? In my final year I took 3 classes. At its height I think I was doing 9 classes. When did it last snow where you live? A few months back. Does it ever snow where you live? It's Scotland...hahah it very much does. How many months until your birthday? 12 m8. How much charge does your computer have right now? 42%What is your favourite Disney Channel Original Movie? I don't actually think I had one. Sorry. the City or the Sea Side? Jokes on you fool, you can have both. What is your least favourite colour? Beige. Who tf likes being beige. Do you have homework to do? Nah. Are you still friends with your first best friend? I am not. Do you have/are you the gay cousin? I have an asexual cousin, bug more often than not I'm the gay cousin. Do you own dungarees? They can look cute on peeps. Do you like to play sport? I do, not to the extent I used to but yeah. What was your favourite ever Christmas present? My baby nephew. How old are you? Ugh I'm 20. Do you ever use Internet Explorer? Not for s long time. Have you ever had blonde hair? I haven't no. I wanted to but sadly I was a kid. When did you last see the person you have a crush on? Well considering I fall deeply in love with strangers who are nice to me on the train, that question is crazy. Who did you last talk to on the phone? Laura. Pants or Dresses? This question is a lot funnier in the UK and even funnier in Scotland where a man can wear one, but to do so, he's not supposed to wear the other 😉 Do you read fan fiction? Not anymore y'know. What is you’re favourite blog? @mauridianhallow is a pretty cool blog you should check that shit out Do you write poetry? I HAVE written poetry before. Drama or Comedy? How dare you insult The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt by suggesting you can't be both. Have you ever had a hickey? Perhaps...perhaps I have. Perhaps I cannot remember how I got some of them. Perhaps I should stop buying the ENTIRE bar a round of shots knowing all too well that almost every one of these people will offer to buy me drinks all night and then I won't pay shit for another drink until the night is over. Perhaps I should...I won't but I fucking should. And perhaps this has on certain occasions resulted in hickeys I don't know.