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hippophobia · 1 year ago

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i used to think a lot of those “one time i dreamt” posts were made up for likes but i just woke up from the most vivid dream involving a supernatural and glee crossover special promoting getting vaccinated that was sponsored by sprite. what the fuck. i’m so sorry i ever doubted you guys. what the FUCK.

#some of the details were the weirdest part too #like the fact that no one else had seemingly seen it so i had to go hunt down a copy #and the only place it seemingly existed was in a loose crate of vhs tapes #or the fact that the glee cast did absolutely no singing but the supernatural cast did #and everyone was dressed up as cowboys for some fucking reason #so my dream self obviously went onto tumblr because wtf??#and i had to spread the word like some cringy 2012 era prophet #but everyone quickly turned on me because while it turned out they were definitely going for a brokeback mountain type thing #they made the winchester brothers the couple #thankfully i woke up before i was fully canceled for my part in this disaster #but now i do have a strange craving for a sprite?#subliminal advertising is really getting advanced these days jfc #personal

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