#thank you too everyone who enabled me and the wonderful peeps who helped me talk through my pet anxiety I’m so excited for themmmm

[nick-eyre]

These creatures are going to be in my house within the week and I need name suggestions for the Tortie 👀👀👀

[frannyzooey]

hi kelli, it me, making my 256638th appearance in your inbox. but this time i do not have filth to share, but rather oodles of appreciation and love for you!!!

you are so fucking amazing. do you know that? like, so you honestly comprehend how incredible you are? i call you Wonder Woman (sorry not sorry, Gal Gadot) and I MEAN IT because it’s TRUE.

what’s that? I can’t HEAR your protests over me listing off how simply GOOD of a person you are:

1. Kind to everyone. EVERYONE. and not just kind as in polite, but also as in “I genuinely care about what you have to say, also, here are some expertly handpicked reaction gifs”

2. speaking of which, you are FUNNY AS HELL. I have narrowly avoided spit takes reading your texts or replies to asks almost one too many times. omg.

3. your writing skills aren’t what make you great, but your ability to tell a story and pour your heart and soul into it DOES — you see these characters so clearly & help us get a better sense of who they are (and ourselves!).

BIG BRAIN KELLI.

4. big filth energy. listen. i could fucking never write smut as well as you and i’m okay with that. you are the queen. but also. thank you for being one of my prime enablers and always willing to talk smut ideas with me even it’s 2am or 7am or 3pm in the afternoon 😌

5. oh wait, let’s not ALSO forget the fact that you run this blog and write THOUSANDS of words a week while also having a real life that includes work and a family and small children.

in conclusion i have successfully argued that you are wonder woman.

ily. ❤️

HEY

You’ve made me cry.

Are you happy now?

When this week has been rough with little kid school and with work and your child asks you what “fucking” means because you not so kindly sorta yelled “get your fucking shoes on” because you were at your wits end and you have the brain capacity of a — I don’t even know, because my brain is gone and you try to sit down and write after everyone is asleep and you are so tired

Of ALL the things you just listed, “kind” is the most important to me. ❤️ it is what I strive for (unless my child won’t get their shoes even though we are running behind and I’ve asked 13 times already 😑)

(And funny - funny makes me so happy)

CRIS; I love you. This message is received, treasured, cherished. I will be looking at it constantly - in fact, peeping at it tonight when I sit down to work on Weeknights, with the phenomenal playlist you’ve made me. 🥰

I LOVE YOU

Me, holding you close for all eternity:

Also, you come into my inbox with no filth?! What the FUCK