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[bougiebutchbitch]

behold: the (de)evolution of a headcanon

kakashi... trans gener..... > haha what if his packer falls out sometimes > HAHA WHAT IF HE GLUES HIS PACKER TO HIS GROIN WITH CHAKRA SO IT FALLS OFF WHEN IT FAINTS > omg what if it happened after the first zabuza fight and kakashi was like barely conscious and mumbled something about his dick falling off and his kids now just presume that’s basic biology > what if Naruto freaked the fuck out after Sasuke knocked him out because he thought he’d lost his dick > awww but what if Naruto is trans and Kakashi helps him source his hormones and gear (and tells him not to take the biggest packer in the shop because he’s thirteen and he’ll look like a fool) > what if that advice came from personal experience > what if Kakashi swaggered out after passing the jonin exam with a GIGANTIC SILICONE TREE TRUNK IN HIS PANTS because he thought size = authority in the Man World and wanted to be perceived as a mature commander > what if the resultant lack of mobility led to Obito’s death and now Kakashi has a horrible traumatic reason for not wanting to Naruto follow his path with bad packer choice > wait remember that scene where Gai and Kakashi compare dick sizes as kids > what if the reason Gai was so freaked out was because Kakashi was wearing an adult packer then, too > Kakashi has been wearing adult stp packers on and off since he was like. eight. > Sakumo Hatake was also trans and Kakashi inherited his dick -