#thank you dibu

[b-plot-butch]

hear me out. emiliano “dibu” martinez as destruction of the endless

he will obliterate

he is a fucking giant

he could decimate a city just with these thighs

also you can imagine him picking up his siblings like this!

in conclusion,

[meowmeowmessi]

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[burstbubbbles]

🏁 and away we go! 🏁

main ship: soukoku

rating: T (will go up eventually)

tags: alternate universe - formula 1, slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, humor, soukoku's unconventional mating rituals, racing au, mutual pining, budding love.

status: ongoing, ch. 2/15

everyone say thank you diana @reading-stains for sponsoring the gorgeous artwork by dibu!

hopefully reblog so it reaches more potential readers <33

[starrynightsoversunflowers]

Having watched the copa but only speaking a speck of Spanish is making my dash a delightful interpretation puzzle rn thank you for all the memes I’m sending to my friend who invited me to her watch party 🙏

Kcjdjc i'm glad you liked the memes. in conclusion:

La copa América was held in the us which was a TERRIBLE host. Horrible fields, horrible conditions. No respect for neither players or fans. They wanted to do a half time show like their superbowl with shakira and it fucking sucked. She sang in english at the argentina - colombia match. That is the biggest betrayal for us

Also there was sooo little security. Fans were fighting and no one was doing anything. People got in without tickets and they didn't know how to handle it. The final started an hour and a half later. Usians don't know how to handle latinoamericans who don't have 1000 USD but are still passionate about fútbol (this is like. something that happens every weekend in most parts here)

Then there was the final! It's always said that argentinians are always suffering and everyone hates us. And it's true! But that only makes us more powerful. The match lasted 1000 years but we made it and we're champions once again!

Some highlights:

It was Ángel Di María's last match. Fideo. He's a sweetheart and an amazing player. They won this for him.

Messi got hurt and had to be replaced. He was crying. They won this for him.

Dibu is a fucking wall. None shall pass. He's also incredibly funny and a does little dances. Everyone wants him carnally (except if you're not argentinian. In which case everyone hates him but that only makes him more powerful)

Lautaro got put very later on and made the gol. He was the jinxed one before the copa and then became the main goaler. We love you toro.

Shoutout to our defense players who gave everything.

The match had to be extended another half an hour and we scored when there were like 10 mins left. Everyone in argentina was having heart problems by that time (or they gave up and went to sleep. It was 1:30 a.m.)

And in the end. Having had all of latin america against us. Some fucking horrible fields. Unbearable heat. People killing themselves outside. No captain from the second half. A terrible and anticlimactic half time show. 120+ minutes playing. We still did it.

Once again. Campeones de América for the second time in a row 🩵⭐🌟⭐🩵

[mxxn-archive]

Hello I love the way you draw Dibu <333

Hi!! thank you, I love him so much! one of the harder faces to get it right tho XD

[cloudsspoke]

¿La Scaloneta? Una poesía muy buena ~

Some heated, hilarious, and heartwarming moments when the boys meet each other as a rival ⚔️

↳ Previously on “¿La Scaloneta? Una familia (part 1)”

Nico: No estaría mal que Leo se coma una patadita Caro: NOOOO

Le dije que no se tenía que enojar porque fue todo pelota. Después se reía porque sabe que se tiró al pedo. Tenemos una gran relación con Ale, son cosas del Partido y quedan ahí - Cuti Romero's interview with Sofi Martinez

↳ Context: Mac was actually upset that Brighton lost because he felt injustice from the Ref’s decision

🔴 Enzo (Benfica) vs Messi (PSG): two legs UCL game all draw, vs Di Maria-Paredes (Juventus): two legs UCL game all won

🔵 Meanwhile, Chelsea’s Enzo vs Cuti – Licha-Garnacho – Julian – Mac Allister – Dibu: all LOSE 😭

Sad to know we don’t get to see Cuti vs Licha during the Spurs clash against United because of Licha’s injury, but at least we get to see Juli-Enzo together once again 💕

FROM THIS >>>> TO THIS

I'm not crying, you are :')

🟥 El Huevo got a red card that prevented him from playing in the Final match

The hard pill from having “The All-Argentinian Final” 😔

The more (Muchachos play in the same team), the better 💕

⚽ Molina dedicated his goal to Angelito Correa (who missed the game due to the death of his beloved Mother)

Is this even legal to have 5 Argentines in 1 club 😭😭

Lisandro Martinez es como mi padre - Garnacho on MUTV

In September, if all is well and Ten Haag is nice to us, let’s hope to see these two together play for Argentina, as what a stroke of bad luck that we had when in March it was Garnacho who couldn’t join the squad during the 1st FMD, and last month we missed Licha when Garnacho made his debut 😩

⚫⚪ Being Juventini for 20 years I’m happy both of them left the club, especially after Juventus’ point deduction that made them couldn’t participate in any Europe competition. And although to me they playing there is like a failed project aka wrong decision, at least I got to see Di Maria scored a hattrick (Sofascore rating solid perfect 10) and Paredes also got MOTM with his superb free kick goal (against Lecce) ��

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2022/2023 Season wrap-up:

CONGRATULATIONS:

Lautaro & Tucu for winning Super Coppa and Coppa Italia 2022-23 (Lautaro scored in both final matches) 🏆🏆

Licha & Garnacho for winning Carabao Cup 2022-23 🏆

Messi for winning Ligue1 2022-23 🏆

Gio Simone for winning Serie A 2022-23 🏆

Otamendi for winning La Primeira Liga 2022-23 🏆

Montiel, Acuña, Papu, Lamela, & Ocampos for Winning UEL 2022-23 🏆

Manu Lanzini for winning UECL 2022-23 🏆

↳ Not to mention Brighton & Hove Albion who finished #6 which makes them qualified for UEL Group Stage 👏 and Aston Villa (#7) who for the 1st time in 12 years have qualified for European competition (UECL Qualifier) 👏

Finally and above all, triple applause for ‘La Araña que pica’ Julian for winning the Treble [EPL-FA Cup-UCL] with City 🏆🏆🏆

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📌 Honorable mention from me goes to Facu Medina:

MAN IS ON A MISSION 🤭

We were talking, you know what Leo is as a person and as a player. To be honest, I congratulated him and thanked him for the World Cup - Facu Medina on his chat with Messi after the game @ SC_ESPN

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👋 if you enjoy reading this post you can also click here to similar posts I have already made:

(1) Little Things I Love from La Scaloneta

(2) Hilarious & Heartwarming stories about La Scaloneta

(3) Crackhead Muchachos

(4) Full thread about AFA's Tournament de Truco

(5) Full thread about Players' room arrangement (¿Quién duerme con quién?) + more gifs about Messi and the gang

Coming up next: Argentina FMD + Holiday picts, stay tuned 😉

[footballerimaginess]

Hello there! May I ask for an Emiliano Martinez blurb for the special Father's day? The plot is about Dibu Martinez having a wonderful Father's day with his wife and his kids with a special surprise for him (another kid on the way). Hope it will inspire you and don't hesitate to request me a story if u want! Thanks in advance!

Word Count: 322 His little family are adorable btw, his little boy is so cute

You were in Argentina as Dibu was on international duty, you flew out with him so you could have a small holiday before pre season resumes. As the kids were playing with Emi as you were making some food as you family were planning to come round.

But you had a little surprise for Emiliano before hand. "What you up too?" you asked as you walked back into the living room as you heard them all squealing with excitement. "Papa is being silly" your son smirked as he tickled his son ferioucsly. "I have something for you" you smiled, handing Emi over a small envelope. "You gave me all my presents? I don't need anymore do I?" he asked as you shook your head as you perched on the side of the sofa as you watched him open it. "What is it Papa?" your daughter asked he let out a gasp. "No you're joking me" he cried. "Nope" you shook your head as he jumped up and hugged you so tightly, you almost gasped for breath. "Oh baby" he gave you the biggest kiss. "You are going to have a baby brother or sister" you told them both. "Mama" they squealed as they both round your arms around your waist. "How did you keep this quiet from me I will never know" he smirked as he showed the children the scan photo. "Because I am clever that's why, but seriously I have barely had any symptoms. So it has been good" you smiled as you gave him another cuddle. "Oh that is good, you two will be so good to the new baby. Do you think it will be a boy or girl?" he asked them. "BOY" your son squealed as loudly as he could. "GIRLLLL" she laughed as she jumped around the room as the doorbell went. "Course you'd both say that" you smirked as you went and answered the door.

[hermywolf]

top 5 teammates of messi

bestie im kissing u on the mouth (consensually) rn i wanna talk about la scaloneta so bad at all times always

for this ask game

1- dibu (the third picture??? sexo)

i mean are we surprised. dibu is an amazing goalie first of all. y bueno por supuesto es el mas grande es el rey y ademas esta re loco. and also i want him carnally so that's that. also also, seeing all the french people who fucking loathe his guts is just making me love him more ik so many ppl even irl who just fucking hate him it makes me so happy i love it when he's fucking insane

2- juli

arañita te quiero tanto amor de mi vida bebecito i would die for him. i don't think ive ever seen a single picture of him where he's not smiling all huge and sunny he's literally free serotonin personified. he's the definition of babygirl i would die for him he's so fucking CUTE

3- kun

whats that? he's not in la scaloneta anymore? umm idk what you're talking about look at this picture

he's literally world champion?? he's wearing the jersey and everything. clearly he's still part of la selección. why would you even say that smh

anyway he's fucking hilarious y su amistad con leo is everything to me son adorables los amo. sus stream>> thank u kuni for giving us some of the best leo content ever btw

4- di maria

idk man. idk what to say. anytime i look at fideo i just get overwhelmed by love and fondness and im a loss for words. i just love him

5- i realize now this was a terrible idea i just love them all too much i can't pick. so im just gonna put rodri, beckham and enzo all in the fifth place bc why not. honorary mentions for dybala and ale. oh and paredes. just all of them really i love them all

bonus: neymar bc i love him but i wasn't sure if the ask included any teammates or just the argentina nt. he's so babygirl

(also obviously scaloni but i didn't think i could say him since he's not a player anymore. do NOT mention kun we've talked about this)

[everyweekwefollow]

everybody say thank you dibu

[gustingirl]

tagged by @sheakastilllovesjungjihoon to put my On Repeat playlist on shuffle and post the first 10 songs 💕 thank you, love!!

i. te para tres - soda stereo mtv unplugged (the only song i’m listening to lately, gus' guitar solo sends me beyond heaven)

ii. dynamite - bts (i still love this song idc)

iii. un osito de peluche de taiwan - los autenticos decadentes (what a good ass song for the love of god)

iv. permission to dance - bts (this is getting so funny ngl)

v. bolero falaz - aterciopelados (i can listen to it for hours straight)

vi. prisionero - miranda! feat. cristian castro (it doesn't make sense how good this version is, i can’t stop listening to it)

vii. tan solo - los piojos (ciro's voice >>>>)

viii. no se llama amor - turf (still slays ngl)

ix. heat above - greta van fleet (couldn't miss a bit of gvf)

x. loco un poco - turf (dibu's song omg)

idk who are doing these games but i’m tagging @zurdoabsurdo @change-pt2 @peachy-101 @loser-user-noaccuser @magiaveneno @knivesofwater @luzmi191 and @laucha-posting

[lesbiano-tonta]

Thanks @bi-dibu @magiaveneno

rules: tag 10 people u wanna get to know better

relationship status: single AND TIRED (mujeres mandar cv se cocinar y soy low maintenance)

fav colour: purple (yes sapho yes its because of her)

fav foods: empanada de carne suave, locro, sangui de milanesa

last thing i googled: temperatura buenos aires (ya ta bien loko)

song stuck in my head: why oh why

dream trip: right now Bariloche. I wish i could see it again. Or Tafí del Valle (google it you wont regret it)

anything i want right now: cobrar. Mentira ir a pasear.

I tag @haystarlight @safodebuenosaires @yellowbrdges @ifuckedyoutwiceputodemierda

[thelionsship]

[ Young Dibu⚽️ ]

Thank God that you exist. ✨

น่ารักอ่ะ เธอมันเป็นต้าว—

[seddenostalgia]

happy ⭐⭐⭐/🇫🇷/dibu martínez!

First, thank you sm anon!! you inspired me to make this special one just for today no more

Second, France.

[guardiolas]

The magic is back, the light is back, the color is back, the happiness is back. I am back, the duchess. I don't know if you heard about the alleged infidelity scandal of several players of the Argentine national soccer team. It was at the party they had after the match against Uruguay. It all started when a model uploaded to her stories a screenshot of a message she received asking for "elegant" models (in the context of Argentina that means a blonde girl with blue eyes, skinny and tall) for a party with the national team, paying for plane tickets and $1500. That girl didn't go but the next day on Twitter, another model, told in a thread everything that happened at the party. She said that she had no proof of that because as is the norm at such parties, the PR people and security took away her cell phone before entering. This girl said that several national team players cheated on their wives at these parties. Among them were Paulo Dybala (who just got engaged), Nicolas Otamendi and Angel Di Maria (he told her not to tell anyone she saw him there). The thing does not end there, another model, commented on the Twitter thread that after the party there was an after party and that there joined Enzo Fernandez (who recently became a father for the second time with his girlfriend) and Leandro Paredes (also Dybala's name reappeared). The girl who was with Leandro Paredes wrote to his wife on Instagram telling her that her husband was unfaithful and she replied that she knew perfectly well what her husband did and did not do. Besides that she was going to defend Leandro if that kind of slander continued. The one who seems to be in the eye of the storm is Paulo Dybala because he got engaged to his girlfriend a few weeks ago after 5 years together. In the Twitter thread many people commented that Dybala is a terrible cheater and womanizer. Because of the party that takes place in Cordoba (Argentine county where Dybala was born) and he is there, party where he ends up having sex with women. Also it was commented in the thread that until a few months ago, he was still looking for his ex-girlfriend. In spite of everything, except for Leandro Paredes' wife, no one involved said anything about it. Anyway, most people don't believe these girls because they have no proof of what they say, even though the message of the party was real and very specific in what kind of women they were looking for for the party, people think they are just looking for fame. As long as they are not Messi and Dibu Martinez, I still believe in love. Thank God their names weren't mentioned once in that Twitter thread. I was late in bringing the gossip because it was only 3 days ago that this whole thing blew up.

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Duchess you've made me sad with this message ☹️ even if it's just rumours/speculation at the moment this is making me so disappointed with these football players.. I'll never understand the logic behind cheating on your partner. If you don't want to be with them, then let them go, there's no need for heartbreak..

[velocidaixxtor]

tagged by @halo--hall! thank u sm!!🖤

rules: tag 10 ppl u want to get to know better

relationship status: single 

favorite color: black (like my wardrobe), burgundy, lavender

song stuck in my head: atomic roses ‘95 - edward ka-spel 

last song I listened to: what else could i be but a jester - the garden

three favorite foods: pizza, chow mein, pastel de papas

last thing I googled: “weather forecast” (the heat is slowly killing me)

dream trip: southern argentina (i want to see penguins before i die lol), denmark or sweden

anything I want rn: a good job, peace of mind and graduate :c

I’ll tag: @dedicatedfollowerofrock , @disintegratingeros , @somekeepsakes, @corvus-pictor , @bi-dibu , @lastflowerss &  @lapetiteverole  (if you feel like it, no pressure ♡)

[b-plot-butch]

when im on mobile the screen is very small so it seems you have the indian flag behind dibu

LOL, missing the wheel though. thanks for telling me, it made me chuckle