#thank you bff👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[lottiecrabie]

I think I said this before but I'm going to miss you sooo bad, you're one of my first friends in this fandom and Pfms was the first Matty fic I read, so I wish you the best of luck on your future projects and future fandoms. You'll be missed and remembered as one of the best 75' writers on this app. Love you lottiecrabie (even tho you're problematic for ranking ABIIOR last/jk)💖

oh i will miss you too:(( i hope lottiecrabie will remain a controversial subject in the 1975 fandom for years to come😌❤️ and not because of my ABIIOR ranking🙄

[erensfeed]

EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUNNIE!!!

✨⭐️💓💝⭐️✨💖

GUYS I LITERALLY LOVE ANASTASIA SO MUCH SHES SO SWEET THANK YOU MY PRECIOUS ANGEL BFF 🤪🤪🤪😽👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💛💞💕💞💘💝

[wetcatschwartzy]

good buddy pal... you said somehting about wanting to receive asks about headcanons so may i have some putnam county headcanons?? (if you want!!!!! no forcing!!!!) :3 please andthank you

YES SORRY I COMPELTELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS. ok uhhh uhhhhhh.

adhdtism leaf, logainne, marcy and mitch. adhd chip. autism olive and rona. ambiguously nd will (stole these. hehe thanks scott)

asthma logainne

she/they marcy

mitch is basically olive’s dad but Better than her actual dad

rona and mitch….. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

logainne once went a week without sleeping and the spellers tried breaking into her house to check on her after she stopped texting the groupchat, they found her on the floor with tons of paper and a conspiracy board

board games at sleepovers end in CHAOS. they set a fire once

polish olive (stolen from scott again)

logainne bites her nails a TON but still asks olive and marcy to paint them (stolen. again.,,, most of these are from scott tbh.)

leaf and logainne being bffs is REAL

MIGHT SAY MORE BUT MY PHONE IS ON 1% AAAH

[perltiaqo]

what do you think makes them soulmates? like jake has dated before, so has amy, what is it about them that makes it so that there is nobody else in the world for them?

my friend and i actually did have a conversation about this yesterday, and one thing that makes these 2 soulmates is they have a such a strong foundation of friendship, and this friendship continues even while they are together. like in the beginning of s2, jake’s confession of liking amy didn’t affect their friendship at all?? they just always want to be with each other and can connect and understand each other so well, even before they were dating, so that really is some soulmate shit.

and my friend also talked about how there’s no way u can just look at someone and just know everything will be fine if they aren’t your soulmate. they just want to be with each other, all they need is talk to each other or just be with each other. literally soulmate shit.

[merakiui]

OMG with your caption of "milkshakes at monstros lounge is about to taste 10x better with Jades secret ingredient" made me have a brain rot.

IMAGEN FXCKING FLOYD DRINK IT AND NOW WANTS IT STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE 😭 in that fic you said that we were first passed to Floyd but he was too bothered so we got handed to Jade. So imagen he somehow find out and now wants us in the same position that we are with Jade but with HIM.

Or Azul is also a degenerate so taking a book from Jade we go back to working for him tasting his potions that for some reason also made us lactate..

OR SOME OF OUR FRIENDS SEE/HEAR WHAT GOING ON OR MAYBE WE TELL THEM AND THEY TRY TO "help" US BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH WE WHERE ALREADY MILKED IT STARTED TO FILL UP MORE TO AN UNCOMFORTABLE LEVEL AND THEM BEING OUR BFF AND "totally not weird or have feelings for us" CONVINCE US TO LET THEM HIM. While it's either but them sucking or playing with our nipples with a bowl under to not make a mess 🤞☺️💕

OH AND IMAGEN THEY FIGURE OUT THAT THE REASON THE MILKSHAKES TASTE BETTER IS BECAUSE OF THIS AND OUR BFF STARTS USING THE MILK THEY GOT OUR FOR US FOR THEMSELVES 🤭 now they self proclaimed themself our lil helpers (or milker).

Now we can also have multiple BFF and they all help us at the same time too to get all that fullness out of us 🥰

-Yours truly, the annon that you awakened their lactation kink onces again 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

YES YES AAAAAAA OTL

(cw: yandere, brief nsfw mentions, unhealthy behaviors/relationship, lactation, female reader, brief mentions of pregnancy)

Floyd and Azul are so incredibly fake. T-T they only want you when you start producing milk. Most fake fans ever, switching up like that… Floyd complains about how lucky Jade is, and Jade has to tell him that it was Floyd who wanted nothing to do with you in the beginning. He’s merely looking after you as you’re now his contractual obligation, though he would be lying if he said he wasn’t attached to you. He’s become rather enthralled. Jade has written the potion recipe down, even perfected it after some more trial and error (which you were more than happy to assist with) and so now he has a potion that’ll have you lactating for at most a full day. <3

Floyd’s too impatient to fill bottles and jars up, so he’ll just pull your shirt open and tug your bra up and take it straight from the source with his greedy mouth. I like to think Jade watches the both of you so fondly, so happy that his favorite people are getting along well even if you’re squirming and telling Floyd to be more gentle, to slow down, to put his teeth away.

Azul goes absolutely insane when he learns of that potion. You can’t tell me he also wouldn’t have the biggest lactation kink ever. It ties in nicely with the breeding kink. Jade has him sample some dishes made from your milk, along with a glass of your milk, and he’s easily able to tell there are notable differences. He asks if this is goat’s milk rather than cow’s and Jade smiles deceptively and says he’ll show Azul who to thank for the delicious ingredients. He brings Azul to you, where you’re currently trying to deal with your swollen, leaky tits while Floyd is doing everything he can to try to steal at least one sip. If only you could see the dollar signs in his eyes… Oh, you’re so marketable! He could definitely capitalize on this.

Now that Azul knows of this, it’s over for you. But before he decides to sell your milk or use it for Mostro Lounge dishes, he wants to touch and squeeze and fondle you. I imagine he just stares at you for the longest time because his brain is short-circuiting trying to remind himself that you aren’t pregnant; this is just the result of magic. You aren’t pregnant or filled with eggs, but you could be. You’re not pregnant. He’s never fucked you before. But what if… Azul milks you once and out of sheer instinct he places his hand over your belly and mumbles something about how he can’t wait to be a father. (pathetic tako delusions…)

Imagine they give you the potion so often that you start to lactate on your own, if only a little. Magic definitely has more of an effect on your body because you can’t use it or sense it like mages can, so it’s definitely possible it might do something to you internally. Imagine being with Ace and Deuce and you leak through your shirt and you’re so embarrassed trying to explain what’s happening and Ace is poking fun as usual, while Deuce is in shock like, “Milk comes from women?!?!?!?! The store-bought milk I drink,,,,,, came from a woman????” Deuce already had a lot of respect for you, but now he is a million times more respectful because it can’t be easy filling all those milk bottles. (Deuce, never change. You are a sweetheart.)

Ace will want to sample directly from you. He teases you a lot, squeezing your breasts just to watch the wet patches on your shirt become larger and more noticeable. Deuce thinks that the two of them should bring you to someone who can help. Ace supposes that’s fine, but before that he needs a taste. Be a good best friend and let him taste you. There’s nothing weird about it. Best friends help each other out all the time. Ace and Deuce bring you to Trey because he’s responsible and oh-so-wise, and Trey also has this moment where he just stares at you, mouth slightly agape, before he has to clear his throat and quickly act normal and relaxed and calm and level-headed. Did I mention how relaxed he is? You cannot lactate around Trey. He will want to use your milk in the sweets he bakes (Riddle’s strawberry tarts are about to be so delicious), but he’ll also want you against the counter while he fucks you against it, pretending the both of you are married and he’s knocked you up and you’re lactating in preparation of the baby. He’s so not normal about this; he’s so down bad.

The brain cell duo bring you to Housewarden Riddle and he is overcome with so many emotions. Riddle is so flustered and he snaps at Ace and Deuce to cover you while he figures out what to do next. But you know Che’nya’s probably lurking around, and if you happen to be outside and a pair of invisible hands grope you and you’re suppressing moans while milk trails down your tits…… Riddle is fighting a losing battle here. He has never been so,,,, conflicted. So acutely aware of the female form. So immersed in how you sound when Che’nya’s teasing you. Riddle wants you and your milk so bad, but he has to be polite and respectful. He will help you and after the fact he will not think about it again. He will not lie awake at night, staring into the darkness and wondering how it might feel to drink directly from your breasts. For once the Octavinelle trio have done something good, even if this good thing is the byproduct of dubious behavior.

Ruggie learns of this and you know he’s going to want in. Let him have a taste, won’t you? He couldn’t get breakfast because he was running all around for Leona. He’s parched! Likewise, Leona probably hears of it from Ruggie or he catches the gossip from his dorm members and now he’s demanding Ruggie to bring you to him. Leona’s much more composed about the entire thing. He’ll tease you a little with a cocky smirk, asking if you like being in the spotlight like this, if you like his hands on you, if you like being milked and treated like a commodity by some (Octavinelle). Leona actually handles you very gently when he milks you. He respects women and their bodies, so he doesn’t want to hurt you or cause you any discomfort. Sometimes he thinks you’re pregnant (which could also be another reason why he’s oddly sweet to you), but he quickly reminds himself that that wouldn’t be possible because if you were pregnant it would be with his child and his child only. If you point out his behaviors, he’ll gruffly tell you you’re delusional and that he’s not doing this for your sake. It’s just his means of having access to a little snack when Ruggie’s taking forever to bring him his lunch.

Though Malleus can’t sense life within your belly, sometimes he’ll think you really are pregnant when he sees you lactating and he thinks of how pleasing it would be to raise little ones with you. He visits every night, not only to see you and spend time with you, but to help should you be kept awake desperately trying to milk yourself empty. Malleus is also gentle when handling you, his voice so soft and fond when he speaks to you, praising you and calling you all manners of endearments to show you that you should not be self-deprecating or disgusted with yourself. He thinks you are absolutely perfect; this is nothing to be ashamed of, nor does it make you unsightly in any way. He’s probably kissed you while his hands were cupping your breasts. There’s something so intimate in kissing while he’s touching such a special, sacred place. Every day the temptation to sweep you off your feet and away to Briar Valley consumes him. He could build such a happy family with you. Lilia certainly encourages it.

[stargirlrchive]

🥹🥹 ANISSAAAA!!!! ani bae 🎀🎀 happy birthday my bffie beloved bestie amazing writer friend who never fails to make me giggle when we talk!!! my harrie and more <33 ilysmsmsm thank u for letting me feed into your delusions whilst feeding to mine, and just everything and more. every convo i have with u is always so special to me and i really really always appreciate you!! im always a message away (the world fears that us being irls is just too powerful), so remember u can always spam me or come to me when ure feelin low. ily bub have the absolute bestest day ever rahhhhhh!!!!

JUNIEEEE 💗🫀i love you so so bad you litch have no idea <333 i really do think the world would collapse if we knew each other irl, we are litch the same person! but ur so cutesie wootsie and ily bff ! MWAHHHH 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

(real life picture of me reading this)

[himbofan]

I FOLLOWED YOU bc you are a fellow tsukki fucker like i am, and any tsukki fucker is a new bff to me 👯‍♀️ also your writing is amazing and i love tout headcannons !! i also want to say that you’re so pretty and you have the cutest cosplays 😌💗 smooching u !!

RISU IM KISSING U RN 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕

thank you so much!! i love ur writing so when u followed me back i was freaking out tbh 😭😭💕🫶🫶 and yes us tsukki fuckers gotta stick together so we can continue to build our cult🤝🤝🤝

you’re super pretty too and we are so hot and sexy together 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 if we were in the same room it would catch on fire

[kynrki]

CONGRATS ON 2K BAEFY 🫶😘 U DESERVE IT SM I LOVE YOUR WRITING!!! 🥰🥰🥰

MY BAEFY BFF,, THANK YOU SM👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💓i love you yen!!!

[zouisalbums]

hi bff hope u are doing well 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🫂

hello my beloved thank you ❤ hope you're having an amazing day

[lottiecrabie]

happy birthday!!!

SERIOUSLY HOW DID YOU GUYS KNOW😭 thank you bff it means so much!!👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🕺🎂

[jarrodsbowen]

GOOD MORNING BFF <333 hope you have the best day, they are going to be amazed by you I know it

morning bff 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 and thank u i hope they look past the eye bags 🙁💔

[lottiecrabie]

having pfms withdrawals

alright bffs here’s a lil snippet to hold yall over👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

You rub the ringless knuckle with two fingers, still feeling the memory of a ghost on your skin. Kneeling at the end of your bed, you pick at your nails. You think of what to say, of prayers to mouth in the evening. You’ve been sinning, you know this. Forming an hubris, leaning into desires, smoking— smoking with a boy who smirks and pours gray clouds out of his lips and looks you up and down like he could swallow you whole. A boy who’s Matty Healy; a proud sinner; a reckless atheist.

Still, you kneel at your bed and you find most of your head empty. Your bedroom door is cracked, letting a shine of light pass through. Your father walks; you hear the monotonous steps, loud and heavy and regular. Instinctively, you close your eyes, muttering nothing to yourself.

“Goodnight, sweetie,” your father says, peeking his head through. You open your eyes in false surprise.

“Oh, goodnight, Dad.”

“Sleep well,” he says, and you nod curtly. You’ll dream of filthy things. Scandalous mirages. You’ll imagine skin and hips and breasts; fingers and lips and cock. Licking and biting and devouring. He can’t stop you.

You grin, bright and wide. “Thanks. You too.”

[lottiecrabie]

I normally dont send asks like this but

I had no idea your work was fanfic ?? (It just randomly popped up in my trending page)

I just read the matty healy last time and dear god i was hooked so good. I have no idea who matty healy is but i read every word. Very good 11/10.

BFF THANK YOU👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 I CANT BELIEVE UR LEARNING ABOUT MATTY HEALY THROUGH ME THIS IS SO CRAZY

[zouisalbums]

lol i was just wondering who this was! i missed your latest url change. i really love it though, we all want to be bffs with louis, so it’s very fitting.

also ♾ !!

AHHHHHH thank you !!!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼‼ oh and the game <3

song: strawberries and cigarettes, troye sivan

my fav lyrics:

put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up