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astoriachef · 1 year

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Jesus shitting Christ it is fucking hot in Osaka. I asked my wife if this was out-of-the ordinary, and she said no. Apparently, the typhoon that delayed our arrival by six hours is making it less humid here.

I found that if you drink plenty of water, where thin, loose-fitting clothes made from light, natural fiber, and just surrender to the heat and accept the fact that you’re living in Satan’s sweaty butt crack, you can endure.

#and man i gotta tell ya #the last thing you want to do is add six hours to a sixteen hour air trip #especially of a lot of that time is spent sitting on a plane that can’t unload passengers #or waiting in line trying to rebook a connecting flight that leaves in twenty minutes #and a group of six middle aged australian lesbians doesn’t have proper documentation for their flight #and the elderly couple brought their dog and didn’t tell the airline he was coming #i mean you want to blame united but even they couldn’t fuck this up worse #thank you ana airlines for making this happen and upgrading our seats #but also fuck united airlines #create a functional app you shitheads #japan #summer vacation #vacation to japan #travel #i miss you guys

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