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Court?! Yeah, hi.. hello.. so, uhm, do you think making me this horny is cool? I mean, longhaired bearded Frank is one thing, but hunting his own meat? Living in the woods?! IN A SECLUDED CABIN?!! I need to lay down..
OMG HII HAPPY 2K, LOVE!!!!
Thank you for writing and sharing it with the world, FOR FREE โผ๏ธ๐๐๐
Truly a blessing if u ask me and know you're appreciated by me (a big whore) and other people alike ๐
I'd like to order an old fashioned with Frank Castle, please!
So here goes my silly thot:
hunter/butcher!Frank au (anything to do with selling meat)
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"I didn't come here for meat. I came for your meat."
AHHH MY LOVE!!! THANK YOU!!! ๐
i'm not gonna lie to you, reading this one turned me rabid. if i may be an absolute whore add some spice to this old fashioned-
this old fashioned is garnished with jalepeรฑo (minors dni)
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frank castle's meat
let's set the stage, shall we? we're talking long haired, bearded frankie (think punisher season 1)
he's the local butcher in town, and all his meats come from his own hunting kills
now frankie has a shop most of his customers come to so they can get their meats, but because you typically work while his shop is open, he allows you to come by his cabin to pick up your orders
his secluded cabin in the middle of the woods (you know where this is going)
now you know for a fact he doesn't allow anyone else to do this, and you use that knowledge that he's sweet on you to your full advantage
maybe your dresses and shorts get a little shorter with every visit, or your shirts get just a little more low cut, but frankie doesn't seem to mind and you notice his flannels and henleys are far more unbuttoned around you than they are when he's in town
being the gentleman he is, he loads everything into your car for you
"can't have you gettin' your pretty hands all dirty."
sometimes he lingers for a moment, leaning up against your car as he asks you about your day or how work is going, and you ask him questions in return. if he's busy and doesn't have time for small talk, he'll throw a little extra something in for you, but he never invites you inside
he's not the chattiest person, and he's always polite and professional when he's talking to you, but that doesn't mean you don't catch the way his eyes wander when he thinks you're not watching him
you keep your flirting playful and light, just in case you're reading him wrong and he really is just that nice, but eventually you grow frustrated and decide if he's not going to make a move, then you will
so you put on your prettiest dress and the sexiest pair of panties you own and drive to frankie's one friday night, and that mountain of a man is on his porch before you can even shut your engine off bc he saw the headlights
and while there's clear confusion on his face when he sees you, the second you get out of your car and he sees what youโre wearing, that confusion quickly melts into something else
"hey sweetheart. I uh...missin' somethin'? didn't think you had an order to pick up tonight."
and the clear lust shinning in his eyes underneath the glow of the moonlight fills you to the brim with that last ounce of confidence you needed to finally get what you want
you swear you see him swallow thickly when you approach him slowly with a sultry smile on your lips and a shake of your head
"I didn't come here for meat, Frankie. I came for your meat."
again, being the gentleman he is, frankie just stares at you with wide eyes, refusing to make a move until he's sure he knows exactly what you're asking for and stumbling over his words
"I uh...don't think I...I know what you're askin' for here, sweetheart."
"I think you do, Frankie. I think you want something from me, too. What do you say we work out a trade?"
if you weren't so turned on you would find it comical that you rendered the giant broody man everyone in town was intimidated by so nervous that he couldn't speak, but you were turned on and impatient so you take frankie's hands and guide them to your hips until he gets the hint
and that is all the confirmation he needs to pounce and then there is not an inch of your skin his hands aren't exploring
he's wanted you for so long that he can't even make it to the bedroom. he spreads you out right over his dining table and drops to his knees to get a taste of you before he's fucking you so hard over it that the table ends up halfway across the living room by the time he's done with you
needless to say, you're his favorite customer
#so i need like 5 chapters of the lumberjack/butcher frank fantasy#thank you ๐ซ ๐ฆ#frank castle x reader#frank castle
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All of these posts of the baby badger! My dash is a sea of beautiful baby Daniel right now. ๐ฅฐ๐๐
yay I'm glad it's been a delight!! โค๏ธ๐ฆกโจ I've been browsing posts from the past and omg there are so many wonderful baby badger moments I've not seen before as a newer fan!! ๐ฅน๐ฅฐโฃ๏ธI sometimes like to reblog a ton between work emails here at the office hehe โค๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ golly, I just love him so much ๐ฅบโค๏ธ thank you for the lovely note!! ๐๐ซ hope it's been an excellent day! โ๏ธโค๏ธ
#asks#thank you!!!#gosh!! he!!#I am swooning and fawning and thirsting most ardently ๐ซ โจโค๏ธ๐ฆ
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Five and One
Summary: five times you were Lewis' comments and the one time he was in yours.
A/N: this is my first time doing a smau! I had so much fun making this. Enjoy lovelies ๐
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lewishamilton Next stop, Imola ๐
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user1 nice pic ๐ฅ
user2 nice ๐๐๐
user3 champion
user4 8 time user5 SAY IT LOUDER
ynusername put me in the trunk and drive away with me PLEASE ๐๐คค
ynbestfriend this is your public account girlfriend ynusername and? I hope Lewis sees my comment user6 he doesn't want you ynusername he always wants me
masonmount shoe game goes hard
user9 give me a pair of your boots ๐คฒ๐ป
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lewishamilton Our time here on this planet is so short.
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ynusername our time is so short so spend it with me please
user10 you beautiful man! ๐
ynusername SHOW THE FULL PIC
ynusername ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐
ynbestfriend what are these supposed to represent? ynusername water...obviously
user15 Ur literal job is burning fuel and rubber. Hy. po. crite
user16 shut up
roscoelovescoco go dads! you rocks!
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lewishamilton Thankful for this time I've had off but now it's go time!
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user1 this this this ๐
ynusername i could climb you
ynbestfriend GIRL GET OUT OF HIS COMMENTS. TALK TO HIM user17 what do you mean by this? ๐คจ๐ค
ynusername let me sit in your lap ๐งโโ๏ธ
ynusername begging to be that soda can ๐
user18 aren't we all ๐ user19 get in line
user3 Ginger Ale...? ....RIGHT ๐
wroetoshaw common Lewis W
user39 bro came out of retirement to comment on a Lewis post
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lewishamilton It's a dream.
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ynusername DON'T BUTTON THE SHIRT
ynusername UNBUTTON IT user5 did you just reply to yourself? ynusername maybe? don't judge me
user7 I totally dig your style!! Hawt! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
ynbestfriend i don't think @ ynusername is alive. it was nice knowing you
ynusername i've died but come back but i'm dying again user25 literally me
user17 are you grey?
fencer my bestie
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lewishamilton New week, new possibilities ๐๐พ
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ynusername i'm literally speechless
user16 wow
user8 nice ๐๐๐
ynusername i have no words
ynbestfriend for once?!?!?!? he's killed you
ynusername I'M TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO SAY AND I CAN'T ๐ญ
user4 daddy
ynusername simple, but effective
user15 i need that shirt
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ynusername i may be in his comments but he's forever in my heart ๐
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lewishamilton my love โค๏ธ
ynbestfriend YAY BESTIE THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A HARD SECRET TO KEEP โค๏ธ
serenawilliams congrats ๐
user29 THIS WHOLE TIME??
user13 we need the timeline asap ๐คฒ๐ป user2 her besties comment had me ๐คจ one day
kingjames my brother! congrats!
marcusrashford champ on and off the track @ lewishamilton
user4 why can't it have been me ๐ซ
user1 grow up user4 IT WAS A JOKE
mercedesamgf1 much love to Roscoe's new mom! ๐ถ๐
ynbestfriend so... when is project hamilton happening with a baby?
ynusername RELAX lewishamilton soon ynusername BRO????
#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x you#lewis hamilton fanfic#lewis hamilton imagine#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#social media au#smau#f1 instagram au
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pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 3
synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.
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yourusername: incase you haven't heard, max and i are getting married! planning my pinterest board wedding with @/maxverstappen1 as we speak!
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user1: what.
user1: mother you are getting married to that PASTY AND GNARLY EUROPEAN WHITE MAN??? ๐ก๐ก๐ก
user1: is this a joke
user1: this MUST be an insane practical joke that she pulled off
user1: think of your CHILDREN (me) as you make this decision
user1: until then, i uninvite myself from the wedding โ๐ฐ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ปโโ๏ธ
user1: sincerely, your favorite child
user1: (for all of you overtly sensitive fat fucks that was entirely satire ๐คก๐คก๐คก)
user2: everyone who doesn't have twitter right now must be hella confused ๐คฃ๐คฃ
redbullracing: ???
yourusername: please avert your gaze to this message and the entirety of my account as a whole, deepest apologies for any confusion or misunderstandings ๐คก
yourusername: @/maxverstappen1 fifth slide. my head between those juicy thighs. five o'clock tonight.
yourusername: need my head in between that meat like a stick on costco rotisserie chicken ๐๐๐๐คค๐ฆ๐ซ
maxverstappen1: I am in shock.
maxverstappen1: I do not even know how to respond to this comment
maxverstappen1: Also what is a "costco"
yourusername: oh shit, i forget that you're not an american LMAO ๐๐๐ฆ
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yourusername: it's just a huge wholesale groccery store
maxverstappen1: Oh okay, I see
yourusername: was that a redeemable statement!!!
maxverstappen1: Not one bit. โ
maxverstappen1: Also it is spelled as *grocery instead of whatever mess you spelled
yourusername: i hate you
maxverstappen1: You cannot hate your husband, I am very likeable
yourusername: AHA YOU JUST ADMITTED IT
yourusername: I GOTCHA NOW BUDDY
user3: top ten wedding (???) announcements ever made, ladies and gentlemen
user4: Y/N I APPLAUD YOU, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS ON HOW WILD YOU CAN GET. GO AMERICA RAHHH ๐ฆ
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maxverstappen1: Wait if I marry you does that mean I also have American citizenship?
user5: MAX WHATTTTTT LMAOOO???
user6: did NOT expect max to type that lmao, free him y/n ๐ค
user7: the #maxisaynhostage agenda never ends ๐คฃ๐คฃ
yourusername: what-
landonorris: Mate, what are you on about...
landonorris: Also congratulations to the happy couple! @/yourusername @/maxverstappen1
yourusername: awww, thank you so much lando!! max, you better make him the best groomsman or ELSE
maxverstappen: @/yourusername @/landonorris ๐๐๐
charles_leclerc: Congrats you two! ๐พ๐ฅ Alex and I would love to be invited to your wedding!
yourusername: Saving a seat for you two (plus leo!)
maxverstappen1: There is no wedding. โ๐ฐ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ปโโ๏ธ
oliverbearman: the oli bearman erasure from the leclerc family is unforunately so real ๐
yourusername: OLI I WOULD NEVERRRR FORGET YOUU
oliverbearman: please adopt me ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
yourusername: of course ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
charles_leclerc: ???? @/maxverstappen1 .... Do you approve of this mate?? Your first child is my child?...
maxverstappen1: OF COURSE NOT PLEASE UNADOPT HIM @/yourusername
yourusername: this is your first born. no. โ
oliverbearman: โโโ
user8: the way she makes max more unhinged LMAO u can see it in his typing
oscarpiastri: Okay. The Oscar Piastri-Leclerc erasure saga never ends.
oscarpiastri: Hello??
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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! ๐๐ซถ๐พ LMAO I LIED part three came out faster than expected. but part four may take a while as i'm a tad busy these next four weeks ๐ซ
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Imagine pretending to be asleep while g!p yujin fucks you, only for her to whisper "i know you're awake" in your ear ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฆ
ehehe OKAAYYY ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ thanks for the ask anon, i will not stop think about this until the day ends ๐ซก
[cw: somnophilia, size kink? oop.]
wherein you know just how much of a pervert your dear leader really is ๐ซฃ youโve known about her antics for a while nowโฆ waiting until youโre asleep before she cuddles you from behind in her underwear, grinding against your ass before pulling her dick out and jerking off.. decorating the back of your thighs with her cum.. sometimes she even plays with your clit.. gently circling it with her fingertips, her breathing and soft moaning in your ear bcs even just pleasuring you turns her onnn ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ other times itโs a lot more extreme.. youโd wake up with your holes sore and gaping with cum all over your thighs and stomach,, you never confronted yujin about them bcs, well, you were so into it ๐ซฃ
you used to wake up in the middle of her bullshit (sometimes you sleep through them).. but now you actually wait for them! pretending to be in the deep slumber as soon as yujin comes home late from one of her solo schedules.. you even made sure you were wearing your sluttiest pajama set! all for your yujinnie ๐ฅบ๐ your core clenching as she joins you in bed, excited for whatโs to comeโฆ yujin usually starts with kissing your shoulder, pressing her nose right against the back of your neck and inhaling your precious scentโฆ then her hands get to work: groping you gently, slipping underneath your undergarments and feeling your hard nipples and your soaked panties.. ugh that would get her to stiffen up so fast! ๐ before you know it, she was pulling your panties aside, grinding her cock along your entrance, making sure her precum makes your cunt nice and wet for her to smoothly slip insideโฆ
gosh, youโd feel her stretch you out as she inserts her sick and tense up bcs she was so thick ๐ตโ๐ซ having to do everything you can not to blow your cover and let a moan slip past your lips.. but fuck, youโd hear yujin whining behind you, your warm, tight cunt clenching and fitting around her cock just right like it always doesโฆ no matter how much yujin fucks you, youโre always so tight for her! it drives her nuts ๐ซ ๐ซ
โoh, babyโฆโ it took everything in you to not moan alongside yujin once she starts moving in and outโฆ she was so painfully slow, making sure her entire length was inside you before pulling out nearly all the way back.. and it wasnโt until she starts to move at a faster pace that you were slowly going to lose control of yourself! ๐ฐ having to pretend to stir as yujin wraps her arms around you waist and starts fucking into you, her sweet voice all up in your ear sounding so precious and delicate that you almost forget her cock is nearly splitting you in two..
yujinnie sneaking one of her hands in between your legs and circling your clit with her fingers.. then she says, โi know youโre awake, princessโฆโ lord. โsuch a slutโฆ youโd just let me take advantage of you like this?โ you wanted to tell her that no! you werenโt a slut! โน๏ธ you just wanted to help your yujin-unnie bcs you know how stressful it is for herโฆ if this was a way for her to destress then who were you to deny her of that?? ๐ฅบ alas, you couldnโt tell her shit bcs sheโd pull out and practically demands you to get on top of her and ride her which of course.. you wouldnโt be able to resist ๐คญ๐คญ
ugh.. yujinโs perverted ass enjoying the show youโre putting on wayyyy too much ๐ซฃ watching as her cock disappears inside you, literally drooling at how it was almost too big to fit inside your tight little cunt, you were just such a treasure ๐ฅฐ at least your voice was finally free! moaning yujinโs name, whining, whimpering as you bounced up and down your leaderโs cock at such a steady pace as if this wasnโt the first time you were riding her.. yujinnieโs hands on your waist helping you go up and down, controlling some part of your pace and thrusting into you herself if she feels like her tip isnโt hitting you deep enoughโฆ and she rips up your top and tosses it aside just to see your pretty tits bounce for her..
her praises being music to your ears ๐ฅฐ only encouraging you to be better.. โfuck, (y/n).. always so good for unnie even for thisโฆโ ๐ตโ๐ซ thatโs it, you were going to completely let yourself go! leaning down and kissing yujin, hugging her as you rode her as fast as you could.. bringing the two of you to climax at the same timeโฆ feeling her hot cum seep inside your walls as you fell asleep on her chest.. sheโd definitely keep her cock inside your pussy even after she was finishing cumming! just in case youโre up for another around next morning.. ๐คญ
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Please.. I need to know.. How big are alpha/G!p Bada's and Tiffany's cocks?? I can't stop thinking about it! How thick are they? How long?? What does it look like. Are they veiny?? Whats their favorite position to take me in?? I need to know. PLEASE FEED ME, MOTHER. I'm such a cock slut for them. ๐คค๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Tsk tsk, someone's thirsty....... Thank goodness I always have water though ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ (thanks for the ask luv!!! ๐)
Let's start with my love Tiffany!! I think her cock is not the biggest, maybe 17 cm but it has a very nice girth. Definitely pinkish, it looks clean and delicate like her and hers is not veiny at all and I do think her cock looks pretty like you really wanna put it in your mouth and suck it like a lollipop; she is romantic, passionate and very possessive so I think she really likes anything that gives her access to your lips, like missionary. (She is all romantic but she loves facing you because it means she can say the nastiest, most obscene things ever staring into your eyes as you milk her dry over and over again ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
Now Bada... I think she is on the big and girthy side, maybe 21 or 22 cm (big to the point of hurting you if you are not really prepared to take her all in) definitely veiny and a bit intimidating at first but she is so good with foreplay that you don't think twice before letting her take you in any position she wants ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ she has two favorite positions: 69 because she loves fucking your pretty mouth while she absolutely destroys your pussy with her tongue and doggystyle because she loves how you arch your back for her and she knows her cock is big and this position is more comfortable ( cocky, yes, but handsome girl doesn't want to actually hurt you)
Also doggystyle because she likes watching your ass in the air while her cum drips from your pussy ๐คค
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Your new fic a doe in fall has got me..... smiling like a dummy, rolling my eyes back, slamming myself against a damn wall. It hits a little harder bc im also a sexy lil dancer irl ๐ฅน You're such an amaziNG WRITER AHHH. The part when alastor is talking to his fan I was cackling I can't believeeee I read that with my own eyes, that was gold. And the way you write himmmmm, I love how you are portraying his asexuality in this. Fucking amazing. Beautiful work. Chefs kiss. Muah muah๐ all your works have been divine. I can't wait for more.๐
I basically cuddled this inbox message in my arms for several days ๐ญ thank you so much! I think Human Alastor had to deal with a lot of issues Demon Alastor doesnโt. In hell everyone knows his reputation and doesnโt even try to fuck with him. But I think human Alastor had to deal with a lot of bullshit and a lot of uncomfortable situations for the sake of fitting in. A lot of โokay if I do this then maybe they wont leave yetโ. I think when he does have sex with reader, itโs from a place of just intense emotion about feeling accepted and seen as a whole image and not the mirage he casts out into the world. The moments where he finds himself suddenly not alone he feels compelled to get closer to reader in one of the most instinctive ways humans can, physically tangled together.
sorry, I am obsessed with this story in a weird way, itโs become my HC about his life before his death ๐ซ
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โขHumanAlastor x FemaleBurlesquerReader - A Doe in Fall smut๐ฆ
Part 1 - Pretty in Red Part 2 - Liar Part 3 - A Tragedy
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Happy Wetnessday ๐ฆ
I hope you're doing well.
Alpha Steve is very angry about you saying he doesn't care about you enough. He has to prove you wrong but since he's a nice alpha and loves you very much he'll let you choose your punishment/ lesson.
Spanking you untill you're sobbing and accepting you'll always be his first choice
10 orgasms in one session so all those silly thought leave your brain
warming his cock in your mouth so you can't even say your concerns out loud
All 3 ๐
Which one do you choose?
xoxo Wetnessday anon ๐ฆ
All 3?! Are you trying to kill me?! ๐ตโ๐ซ๐
As great as all 3 sound in theory, that would be a very heavy session. I'd need a week of vacation afterwards, lol. I'm greedy, but have my limits ๐
Cockwarming is all great, but in my fussy state I'd probably feel like he wanted to shut me up without addressing my concerns. So that's a no.
All the orgasms are always ๐ซ yes, please. However...
I really miss and could use a good spanking session ๐ฅบ Spanking for catharsis. Merciless. To sob it all out. Then be cuddled and taken care of in the softest, sweetest way. With a spanking like that and aftercare, it really makes his focus on me and my feelings.
Thank you, Wetnessday Anon ๐ You're a sweetheart. And yes, my funk has kinda melted away, so I'm better.
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Hello lovely! I was curious how you'd rank Will's outfits in TF. Which look is your favorite?
Love, Jess ๐
Jess
JESSS.
This ask has thoroughly destroyed me but I am so grateful to you and the thots that have come from it, so thank you very, very much. ๐ฅต
These were not easy decisions, and it took a lot of time staring and researching, but here are my rankings:
The Polo.
Come on. The fit of that thing? Fuck me. The way it stretches over his broad shoulders and his firm tits and how it showcases those arms of his?!? I'm wrecked. Every single time I see THAT scene I am incoherent and making noises and there's drool.
Not only the shirt, but the jeans?!? They cover those legs of his in a way that makes them go on for DAYS. The belt? The way he makes a point to hold the belt as he's talking? Fuck off, Captain Miller, you're too sexy for words.
The Grey Henley. (I couldn't find a better gif ๐ฉ)
Just. Yeah.
I hardly have words to explain this one.
I mean, he could've undone that last button which probably would've put this outfit at number one, but god the fit of it is purely carnal and I'm unwell. Points for rolling up the sleeves to show off his amazing forearms which are a favourite feature of mine and a whole kink in itself. And pairing it with those cargo pants? ๐ A+ Will.
I'm calling this next one The Warrior Outfit.
The plaid shirt. The slutty scarf. The tac vest with all his gear and weapons ๐ซ (hey, Captain let's put those zip ties to good useโฆ) We have another appearance of cargo pants, this time equipped with built in knee pads (๐ฅต) I can't begin to explain how this outfit gets better over time with him being soaking wet from rain and swimming across that river, the mud and dirt and grime, plus the blood from his gunshot woundโฆ.I'm starting to think this needs to move up in the ranks but I'm honestly such a mess right now I can't make a decision to save my life.
The Hoodie
I know that polo is under it ๐ Imagine how warm he is in that? I would like to bury myself in it and never be seen again please and thank you. He just looks so comfy and cozy and thicccccc in it and I really love this casual look on him. For some reason it screams Husband to me ๐ซ
The โIโm a professional and this is my fancy shirtโ Button Down.
He's just so fucking sweet in this shirt. I imagine this is like his โdateโ shirt. I want to rip it off of him. Points for tucking it in those fucking jeans again ๐คค and rolling up the sleeves. ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Honourable mention to this outfit
Which I'll call The โthis was rolled up in my bag for a week but it matches my eyesโ shirt
It looks comfortable. Linen and breezy. Clearly effortless judging by the wrinkles ๐คฃ and fuck me the way it compliments his eyes in that last scene has me screaming. I'd really like to see him in just that white t-shirt that's under it though.
In conclusion;
William Miller can wear anything or nothing at all and it will severely disarm me no matter what.
#I am unwell#send help#send Captain William Ironhead Miller to revive me#will miller#will 'ironhead' miller#triple frontier#charlie hunnam
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โจWriting Share/Out of Context Line Tag/Seven Sentence Sunday ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
Thank you SO MUCH for tagging me a couple of times for this one, @wyked-ao3 ! Also huge thanks to @thatuselesshuman for an out of context tag, @pippinoftheshire and @justabigoldnerd for a Seven Sentence Sunday tag, @lychhiker-writes , @tragedycoded and Wyked for a 9 lines tag, and @mysticstarlightduck and @thecomfywriter for a Writing Share tag! I feel the love of this community and I am so honored and appreciated to be a part of it. Thank you all so so much!! ๐๐๐โจ
As with many of you, I have been tagged for lots of things (and I LOVE that! Please keep tagging me โจ) However, due to the volume of tags I receive, itโs possible I may miss a few. If I donโt respond, assume I havenโt been alerted. You are also more than welcome to retag me, or DM me at any time if you want to share anything, and I will do my best to respond to as many tags as possible. I appreciate you all! ๐ซถโจ
That being said, hereโs a share from my most recent writing session of YWIMC. Be prepared to be punched in the gut with feels ๐ซ ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
During this presentation, Ali stared up on stage at the man he longed for, his breath hitching in his throat. In that suit, Noah was dashingly handsome, poised, passionate about his work. How he carried himself, despite the compounding anxiety, was admirable. How far heโd come in his own journey made Aliโs violet eyes well with tears. Pride was not a word strong enough to describe how the genie felt about his master in that present moment.
And Ali realized, at that very moment, through a sunken heart, how tragic it would be if he let this man get away. His heart pounded furiously at the thought of Noah in five, ten, fifteen years without Ali in his life. Would another man appreciate that gorgeous smile like him? Would somebody else offer Noah a shoulder to cry on in his darkest moments? Inshallah, would anybody treat Cauldwell with the respect, love, and reverence that he so deserved?
Okay time to stop chopping onions and alert the tag list ๐ง
๐ฆ consider this an +open tag as well! ๐โจ
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A Musing Monday ๐
Today i'm musing about connections and how they are often synonymous with our opportunities, our ability to survive, and our thoughts- therefor changing who we are and who will become. Also coin metaphors ๐ช
Last Tuesday out of the blue one of my partners was laid off, he started a new job two days later because he knows people who work at a cabinet mill. ๐
My family made the most healing ratatouille that we ate off of all weekend because someone I know from work had too many eggplants. ๐๐
We got our house thanks to the efforts of a friend with a real-estate license. I got the contact info for my current therapist from a girlfriend. I have a song stuck in my head from a child I work with and I pick up catchphrases from people on tv and I know how to do pushups for the 1st time in my life bc an online friend taught me how. ๐ฅ๐ช
Its fun and frightening to think about- that we are obelisks of pennies created from every person that gave us their two cents ๐ช๐ช
If every trait, thought, inclination, or idea of yours was a coin- which of your coins are old, passed down through the generations until they were shuffled into your hands? Which are invaluable? Like my dads tendency to accept things (like my gayness and transness and polyness) as long as no one is getting hurt, which I know he got from my grandfather โค๏ธ. Which coins are a burden you dont know how to get rid of? Like my mother's propensity to say "It could be worse, think of__ (children in Africa, Houseless folk, etc)" which has become my tendency to minimize my own experiences and neglect to give myself breaks ๐ซ . Which coins did you find on the sidewalk and which sit with you in your car? Which are made of metals you're allergic to? Which are tarnished and scratched but still good? Which coins of yours are most valuable to you? ๐
There are so many times in my life where I felt like I couldn't get a leg up, and the only way I got through was stacking pennies, adding up my connections and the ghosts of connections past to try to escape the pit..
With that in mind I want to take a moment to shout out the change (๐ฅ) that others have gifted me with recently, cuz boy buddy have I needed to stack pennies lately, but have been so blessed to have so many new coins.
Thanks @sableglass, the fire you put into the world ignited action into me. I spent a year lamenting the loss of a job until your 'fuck it we ball' attitude inspired me to get resolved about that ๐คฝโโ๏ธ. I got a job offer today. You helped me get here.
Thanks @the-golden-comet , you were one of the first writblr blogs I came across. You shaped my idea of tumblr to be something positive and uplifting during a very hard time for me ๐ซ. Your stories are so free and wild (๐ณ๐ฆ) and wonderful that they changed my outlook on being a writer and that what im 'allowed' to put in a story is anything but a limiting factor. You taught me that the course of a day can be changed with a simple frog gif and that you dont necessarily need to know someone to know how much they care. ๐ธ๐
Thanks to @tragedycoded for DMLS and @words-after-midnight for Libaw. Yall write the mentalscape of various conditions so well that im taking better care of myself ๐ง ๐ฟ. I'm more proud of the work I've put into myself. And i'm becoming proud of the person I could have become but didn't.
Thank you to @lychhiker-writes for being my first homie on tumblr and for letting me vent my various frustrations into your dms ๐๐
, and for being a brave and honest alpha reader for 7C.
Thank you @wyked-ao3 and @cowboybrunch and @gioiaalbanoart for being such great cheerleaders for my writing ๐ญ๐ seeing yall connect and feel your feelings in my comments gives me so much hope and happiness and I honesty dont thank yall enough. I finally finished ch8 (no, really, check the doc ๐) and your encouragement helped me really embrace Seeker, who I used to think was too boring, and get that chapter finished ๐.
There are so many others and I'm sorry for not naming them all ๐ but if I have read your work, thank you. If I follow you or you follow me, thank you. If we have ever bonked together in a discord chat like two wayward beyblades ๐- *Thank You*
Today, I feel like I'm finally out of the pit, and it's thanks to the random 2 cents and spare change yall have gifted me. Your influence is priceless. ๐ฅฐ๐ฐ
(Still no taglist for Monday posts yet, hmu if you'd like to be on it!)
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wednesday tag game
thanks so much for the tags @deedala, @energievie, @sgtmickeyslaughter & @jrooc <3
name 'oven' courtsey of @transmurderbug
zodiac capricorn bby
sign how many trips have you made around the sun? personally i've never been to space, it scares me ๐๐
what time is it where you are right now? 21:32
what is your favorite the candy you wish you were eating right now? s'more's
would you rather swim in a swimming pool or a natural body of water? natural body of water. i once swam in a cove on holiday when i was a teenager but we have no idea where it was, we can't even remember the country. i always wanna go back to swim in that cove though!
what's the last thing you ate? a magnum ice cream
ind the closest book, what's the last two words on the last page of the last chapter? beds together
what's the last scene of shameless that you've watched? probably the "you're my husband, i gotta worry" scene. i watch it all the time ๐ซ
what's the next song you're going to listen to?
i'm so in love with this song right now. here are my favourite lyrics:
'Lost the game of chance, what are the chances?'
'Say it once again with feeling How the death rattle breathing Silenced as the soul was leaving'
'My beloved ghost and me Sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G'
what scent is your body soap? ๐
what does your pillowcase look like?
i have a silk pillow case because i have frizzy hair issues, it's a champagne colour
when's the last time you did laundry?
last week?
what's the sky look like where you are right now?
black
go drink some water and put any emoji here to denote completion of this task: ๐ฆ
what was the name of your earliest childhood teacher that you can remember?
it was my teacher that i had for the last two weeks of year two because i switched schools. mrs shhhhh
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Helloooo ๐, I just finished scrolling all the way down on ur blog, you answered ur first question on this date
Itโs been almost a whole year ๐ซ ๐๐
Hello!
Wow, thank you! ๐ณ๐ฆ It's actually been a year already ฮฃ(๏พ๏พ๏พ๏ฝฃ)๏ฝฃ in fact, I got this message today!!!
Happy birthday to this blog ๐ฅณ๐
#w9 inbox#when I looked at your screenshot I thought it'd say it was posted on july 7th#but you just have impeccable timing O_O
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Hi everyone! Welcome to my bio! (It's a long one)
You can call me Reeds or Reed. Some basic facts:
๐ I am 25
๐ I am 6'4 = 193cm
๐ I am American
๐ I am ethnically Scandinavian
๐ I speak basic Franรงais and ๆฑ่ฏญ
๐ I am a virgin ๐ I've actually never had my first kiss
๐ I wear glasses and am definitely a nerd
๐ I am straight
My tags:
#Ask Reeds - my ask responses
#ReedsPosts - my misc short posts
#ReedsWrites - my longer form writing
#ReedsIRL - photos/audio/media of me
I have a snap with the same username and am finally verified on PH! But i haven't posted anything yet.
This bio will be a bit long, so for more info on everything about me click below! ๐ฅณ
๐ POSITIONS AND ROLES ๐
I'm a top, meaning I enjoy the act of pleasuring my partner more than having my partner be focused on stimulating me. If we had to pick a position, I'd want it to be the one that feels best to her, because seeing her loving it is what thrills me, less about min-maxing my own sensations
I lean a bit subby, meaning I'd prefer my woman to be in charge and take the lead, but I can be flexible and switch. Society has (sadly ๐ป) not created many women who feel naturally comfortable bossing men around in the bedroom or elsewhere and really enjoy it. That's fine, I mostly just want to pamper my partner. Whether that's through worship and service as a sub myself, or spoiling a pillow princess submissive as more of a dom. It feels less natural to me, but when I see how happy and needy it makes her I'm very happy to give it my best ๐ฉท but I can't do super mean aggressive slap-slap-slap "what did you say to me!?" *punish *punish it just isnt in me.
So combining those two (top and sub), I like the sort of woman who while we're hanging out would decide she wants her pussy eaten, and so would spread her legs, and begin tugging a bit at me coaxing "babyy~ i think you need a little snack~ ๐๐ซฆ" and then watch a huge bulge form in my pants as my face makes contact with her thighs and I greedily service her until she can't take it anymore and pulls me up to kiss her instead.
Or while we're in a fitting room shopping for clothes would lift up her skirt, revelaing she isnt wearing any panties, and lean in giving me a big hickey and whisper "you're going to breed me in this fitting room ๐" and giggle as she leaned over into the position that always felt the best for her, eyeing my blushing red embarassed face, hesitating. "Or else I'll moan ๐
๐" she'd threaten and tease, but silence herself with a bite of her lip when she felt me slide in and fill her, her personal fucktoy thrusting just the way she taught him until she gets everything she wanted, and then praises me with a "thank you, good boy ๐ฅฐ๐" enjoying the helpless puddle I've now been turned into. Then slide her pants back on and walk out of the room with her pet's sperm still leaking down her thigh, off to go keep browsing while waiting for me to collect myself.
๐ FETISHES AND KINKDOM ๐
I'm fine with just plain vanilla sex ofc all cuddly and lovey with little growls of "you're mine ๐ซฆ"
๐ฉต BDSM โ๏ธ
I'm not into bdsm like sadomasochism and pain play. Wax, knives, whips, black leather. I just don't get the appeal, I'm soft and sweet. Some light bondage to mix things up, collaring, etc is all fine but not too much beyond that.
๐ฉต Pegging โ๏ธ
I am *not* into pegging ๐ (gasp) I know. Heresy. But I don't want anything in my butt, see the above about topping. Although being pinned down and her riding her clit against my bottom to masturbate herself...๐๐ฆ
๐ฉต Humiliation & Praise
I like the idea of humiliation but anytime I've actually heard it its been super cringe. The fantasy of the "popular girls" inviting me to a sleepover just to watch how easy i get hard then pin me down and toy with me knowing whatever they show me would be the most I've ever seen, etc is really sexy to me ๐ซ but the moment a real human voice is roleplaying it idk I find it hard to suspend disbelief and not be overly aware of myself and feel silly. Maybe its the anxiety disorder. Praise is always nice ๐ฅฐ
๐ฉต Service
I consider myself a service top sub and love to worship and please someone, whatever it is that makes them turned on. That can be giving lots and lots of head and getting my face ridden ๐ or using my hands for her, or giving a foot massage, or chest kneading, or holding her book as she reads, or brushing her hair, or carrying her things, or worshipping her butt with kisses, smooching her tummy, clitwarming her in my mouth while she reads, etc. I love to be useful to someone and that extends to in the bedroom. Bonus if it comes with praise for doing a good job.
๐ฉต Breeding ๐ฆ
Creampies are so sexy, i dunno why you'd want to finish anywhere else. There's something so posessive about insemination and the idea of fertility and a cervix and womb thats just very ๐ฅต. I also think the body changes associated with pregnancy are very sexy. Getting a cute tummy bump and swollen leaky breasts the prove I'm claimed to you now is yummy. But i dont think i want kids, definitely not right now, and theres nothing sexy about labor pains or abortions lol so for now this is more of a mental fantasy kink. But if they invented a birth control pill that still simulated the tummy and tits a bit and needed a particular potency and cycle timing to activate i would be alllll over it ๐๐ also maternity clothes are so cute.
๐ฉต Dry humping & grinding
I'm a very big virgin, so sometimes overly forward stuff just overloads my senses like blowing out a photograph with sunlight and i dont get much out of it. With dry humping the motions, the desperation, the longing for whats behind her panties but not quite getting it, the involvement of her clit which will feel really nice for her, how she rocks her hips controlling exactly what tempo will make her go absolutely crazy its just so needy and cute and sexy. Id love someone able to get off just by desperately rubbing agsinst my throbby bulge.
๐ฉต Posession, Lipstick stains, & Hickeys
Possession is very sexy and what better way than cute lipstick marks stamping me as owned. Or a collar, or her name written in sharpie on my underwear, or bites just under the shirt line. I want it all I want to be so so hers.
๐ฉต Lactation ๐
Idk if the actual milk would be warm and gross irl but the idea that you can suckle someones pretty tits so hard it makes them leak, and that milk pressure builds up and gets achy needing to be relieved by a subs mouth is very ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ plus needed to go through breeding to activate it usually is kinda naughty in a "I did this to you" type of way.
๐ฉต Me as a Dom
As far as being more of a dom goes, I think I actually prefer the ddlg side of things, which I think is currently out of style and unpopular. But I like the dynamic lending itself to pampering and spoiling someone and being more focused on sweetness relative to just being some sort of master figure. Also like littlespace gear is still so cute like pacis and onesies will be adorable forever its such a mix of cutesy girly and a bit humiliating for someone to wear that I really think it works ๐ฉทWhen I identified more as a dom I kinda always wanted an abdl sub to baby and still think its cute and degrading and hot & am embarassed to admit that, I never e-dated anyone who actually did it. ๐ but if I'm the sub, while I have a mommy kink I'm not into regression or any of that stuff myself
๐ฉต Omo/pee (her, not me) sounds spicy and is hot to watch, idk if it'd gross me out irl. I used to be really into videos of girls wetting their pants or panties and something about it is still strangely hot. Have a tiny maybe fantasy of a girl making out with me straddling my lap and then just letting her bladder go as we kiss and grind soaking us both. ๐
๐ฉต Collaring and petplay is cute, I'd totally wear one for her.
๐ฉต Getting referred to as "my little white boy" by a nonwhite person with a thing for white guys (๐๐ SHUTUP!!)
๐ฉต Minor humiliation like being teased by her panties or sat on/used as a stool etc
๐ฉต Not really an irl thing but in hentai when the girl is overstuffed and you can see the bulge pushing up her tummy ๐ฅต
๐ฉต Corruption, of either of us and especially me.
๐ฉต Dirty Talk
One of my absolute favorite things to do is get to talk to someone as they touch themselves ๐ฉท turning them on with my fantasies and then begging them to please please please cum, spamming my words as they release so they can just read and not have to type just feel like im there with them ๐ฅฐ
๐ MY "TYPE" IN WOMEN ๐
My taste in women irl is that I always have the biggest crush on the kindest girl ๐ like the one who's proactive and honestly makes me feel bad for not being a better person when I'm around her. Someone who listens, has a big heart, Christmas is her favorite holiday just because of the cheer and her sweet childhood memories and she thinks its cute to hold hands. Who focuses on the positives whenever possible and wouldn't compromise her ideals to fit in socially. Not into gossip or putting people down, is nice to strangers, waitresses, etc. I think you get the point. Something about those sort of people imprints deep into my heart ๐
I am into successful, intelligent, driven women. Like "I was the president of ___ club, I'm a ___ position in this company, I have a degree in ___, I speak ___ and ___ languages, I play the ___" it all makes me just ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต. I'd love someone who has some sort of public skill/hobby like playing in an orchestra ๐ or doing community theater or playing in a sports team, anything where I can show up and get to be a cheerleader like ๐ฅน๐ป that's my baby up there!!! And get to clap and cheer and compliment how she did I just think would be super cute and fun. Then take her out to dinner afterward for doing such a good job โญ๏ธ
I don't find typical domme-aesthetic things like -- *Smoking *Vapes *Weed *Lots of tattoos *Short hair *Goth vibes *fishnets *dyed hair *promiscuous *into knives and blood -- to be very attractive personally. Just not my type.
I'm more into miss innocent church girl, honors student valedictorian who secretly has had a high sex drive awakened and guess who walked right into her trap ๐๐ฆ she secretly corrupted herself and now she's going to corrupt me ๐โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
I totally get the sex appeal around the bully type domme who is all tough, even if she shows you her sweet side, and that sounds super hot on paper but idk irl I just don't seem to be into people who are actually that way. Its very "sexy" but it isn't compatible on a deeper layer
I don't really care about age. Obviously they *must* be legal but college student who is younger than me vs someone my age vs milf who is a bit older it's all a wash. All have their distinct appeal. All get a ๐.
Height is also inconsequential. I mean I'm (6'4 193cm) or thereabouts so I'm nearly always going to be a fair bit taller than my partner regardless of her height. I think the size difference is cute, something about having a 4' in your height is just idk a bit hot? Lol but i have no real preference I like the whole spectrum and never really think about height, and hypothetically if I *could* find a woman who's my height or taller, that'd be sexy too ๐ฅฐ Different flavors but all delicious.
I am a genuine fan of both more curvy and more skinny body types, but less so each extreme. A slim figure and grabbable waist i can fit my hand around and a lil *pow* booty is scrumptious, but if she's so skinny its like borderline unhealthy and it feels like id break her if I grab her wrong and I can see all her bones ๐ฌ. Of course I'm very happy to support a partner struggling with an ed or who has had one in the past, but I want my darling more than anything to be healthy. Likewise curvy people can be extremely yummy ๐๐, I love a curvy tummy in a bikini it oozes fertility. but if its to the extent it prevents her from going on cute lil hikes with me and creates health problems then I'd want to help her workout and cook her some homemade healthier food so she can feel better and be more energized and well. But purely aesthetically โค๏ธ curvyness is a yes. So are stock standard body types โค๏ธ
Breasts and everything to do with the body is actually kinda gravy because for me its the *face* that I'm attracted to and the body is just the fun present that comes along for the ride. Nothing about someones chest size or whatever would make me unattracted to them if i liked their face. Buttt obviously a full chest is nice, but i hesistate to say big because it really depends on weight and body. Fullness relative to body type so that it ๐ฅณ pops is most sexy. So a skinnier girl will be a smaller size, but being skinny and still having a fairly prominent bosom makes it ๐ฅณ pop. Likewise being curvy will grow the size, but some people already big will now develop ๐ฅturbo milkers๐ฅ that ๐ฅณ pop. So its less about surface area or bra size and more about protrusion from the chest, and ofc big is nice โค๏ธ that being said an itty bitty chest while independently less sexy becomes part of a persons vibe and fits into the whole which as a connected body can be very attractive ๐ Plus then you get to wear pretty bralettes. I'm not really hyper aware of tit sizes but I did want to explain what I think most guys mean when they say they like "big tits" but also we dont pay that close attention a boob is a boob and theyre all fun so just ๐ฉท love your body mkay?
Bootys i notice less person to person, theres just like 3% of the population that has ๐ฅ๐ฅ in their pants and *also* dresses to accentuate it and show it off and look we all think those people are ๐คค๐คค like making a protruded lil mound out of their tight jeans or rocking some yoga pants or leggings. Hottie hot hot but 97% of us have unremarkable normal butts.
One thing I *am* really into, the closest thing I have to a "type" is long hair โจ๏ธโจ๏ธ. Like i have never seen a girl with hair past her butt I didn't want to marry. Mid-back ๐ waist length ๐ past butt ๐คช the longer the better. Idk what it is it just seduces and intoxicates me its so pretty. I know its such a pita for women to maintain which is why its very rare, and my partner can have her hair however she wants it i wouldnt want her to suffer for me, but super long hair is just goddess tier its like the one physical attribute i have a clear robust preference on. Short hair indeed can be cute but long hair will always win in my heart. Straight, a bit wavy, curly honestly it doesnt matter that much its all gorgeous. Long hair my beloved ๐ may i have my lady sit on my lap and allow me to brush it for her some day. I want to help wash it and learn 1,000 ways to style it for her, although hanging free is the best ๐
People have different physical sensitivities, and I think I prefer having a pretty sensitive partner. I've had before during sexting where I'd spend 3 hours naughty talking someone and sexting while they touch and still just barely cum by the end, and other partners where we'd be going 20 mins and she'd go ๐ฅบ I'm really close and I'd beg her to let it go and then she'd release and then probably be too sensitive to even go again for a whole day. That was soooo cute and sweet to me. Since I love pleasing someone so much getting that validation more quickly was really nice and also fit my schedule better, and it would be so creamy and throbby and pulsy when she was done it made my eyes roll back to just watch it. And she'd have to be so careful about how much she touched or it would ache even if she was soaked and horny still. It was really endearing โค๏ธ everyone is different and needs different amounts of time but I'd prefer someone where I can pour everything into a really great 30 or 40 mins as opposed to being up all night trying to get them off. Being especially creamy is also a plus ๐คญ
I'm totally fine with someone who is a little too tight and has to be really gentle with themselves, its cute and I don't mind at all if most days all she can tolerate is a gentle tonguing and some kissing. Same with if she's too sensitive and has to stop early before I finish, so long as she gets off and is satisfied I'm a happy camper ๐๐ But nothing wrong with stamina either
So concludes the sexual information!
๐ About Me Personally ๐
๐ฉต I am musical ๐ถ
I play the guitar ๐ธ and previously played the drums ๐ฅ and piano ๐น and even have a clarinet
๐ฉต I'm a big reader ๐
I have a particular interest in Classical Eastern Literature and have read things like the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Valmiki Ramayana, Journey to the West etc. I'm a big fan of classics in general, my favorite book of all time is the Count of Monte Cristo
I also have been getting into classical SciFi, been reading a lot of PKD and some Dan Simmons and Kurt Vonnegut and it's been really enjoyable so far.
๐ฉต I'm a programmer
I can do fullstack web development from html to nginx and work mostly within the dotnet ecosystem.
๐ฉต I'm a nerd en gรฉnรฉral
I love learning things. My first love is the sciences, I went to college for chemistry. I would love to have time to improve my terrible math skills and pick up Korean as a another language, and want to level up my world history especially with regards to Africa and Southeast Asia both of which I am fairly unacquainted with.
You can talk to me about productivity systems, desk setups, fountain pens, video games, and other weird nerd things.
๐ฉต I want to travel
I've never left the US and one day would love to get to see more of the world.
๐ฉต I do some amateur writing
I enjoy making my lil erotica mini stories here, and also sometimes in my freetime plan out silly novels and short stories never to be published but just for fun.
๐ I think I'll end things here for now, there's definitely more to me but that should be an effective enough primer. If you made it this far and havent dm'd me...wtf is wrong with you?? We're basically already friends now? ๐
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hi just wanted to say hope youโre doing well and that i think youโre writing is so creative with that last bit in your Alastor rut teaser; using that song was a good idea. anyways thanks for the content and donโt forget to take care of yourself as much as you take care of us !!
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Thank you dear ๐ฅบ that song fit so well, I got lucky! ๐ thank you! Iโm trying to work at my own speed and not stress too much about posting time, because I will admit sometimes I start to panic when I havenโt posted in a couple days. Sometimes I start to stress and realize itโs literally been 24 hours since I posted a fic but canโt stop the anxiety ๐ซ
referencing โขRutting Alastor x Fem Bunny Reader - Alastor in Rut smut๐ฆ
Less than confident and lacking much in the way of assertiveness, you find hell to be scary. But, a very kind and helpful deer demon has a solution! Just in time, as an unexpected rut hits him and he feels the need to reel you in.
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Omg hi!!
This may come off as a bit late, but I just wanted to tell you that after reading chapters 1-2-3 of your Wakfu fanfic Collision in English, I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT ๐โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Seriously, this might just be one of the best Wakfu fanfics Iโve ever read on Wattpad (AO3 is a whole other breed ๐น๐) of all places and Iโm so grateful I even came across it thanks to you on tumblr!!
I just finished reading chapters 4 and 5 right now AND I NEED MORE โค๏ธโค๏ธ
I donโt know how you did it, but you perfectly did everything right! You managed to properly convey some of the sadidasโ opinions about the eliatropes, you even showed an elite eliatropeโs perspective on their history (from their days back in the Genesis era to today), you portrayed each character so accurately, and you managed to fill up what we were missing before the season 4 finale.
Honestly, I think youโre extremely good at what you do and I love the way you had the idea to start the fic right before season 4โs final episode.
You make my day everytime you upload and itโs always worth it ๐๐๐
Thank you so much for even finding the time and energy to translate the chapters!! ๐๐๐
Mmm, ok, let me take a moment to...
Cof cof, ok, I'm fineโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Thank you SO MUCH for giving it a try to Collision, and for your quick review, it means A LOT ๐คง๐๐. I've been following your neat blogs and reviews for a while now, and let's just say that I've been taking notes ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ So I can say that most of the development is thanks to your analysis influence ๐๐๐๐
I've been a little concerned about how the English version is being received, cause I still don't have much feedback there, and I've been posting the translation feeling that is not 100% accurate, but doing it anyway for that part of the fandom's sake, cause I wanted them to read it too, even though I know my English is not perfect ๐คง๐๐๐
The Spanish version, on the other hand, is receiving more feedback (depending on how juicy is the chapter) and it has already 32 chapters that I've been writing and posting on the go, and it keeps going. So, don't worry, you'll have more juicy content eventually ๐โ๏ธโจ๏ธ
Or maybe in a few minutes... ๐๐ฆ
I decided to post the translation this way so I could take time to manage both versions, keep posting on AO3, keep making art, and post to my social media, while I deal with my real life and keep translating...
I'm fine, really๐๐๐ฆ
So your feedback and support mean to me MUCH MORE THAN YOU THINK, and refill me with motivation to keep up the hard work ๐คง๐ค๐๐
Thanks again for passing by and giving it a chance ๐ฅน๐๐ Please do not hesitate to give me your opinion, or suggestions, that also help me to improve and defeat the creative block that I get sometimes ๐
๐ซ ๐
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