#thank you ^_^ i have one left to do snd then ill stop but I appreciate the asks from yesterday night ty ty

[kideternity]

maxwell mfin dillon

Mister lightning himself….

-Overall opinion of them: Completely unironically one of the most important characters in the history of planet earths existence to me. Ive liked him since I was 7 years old for over 10 years and I will keep liking him for over 10 years! Extremely under-utilised and under appreciated spider man villain. Literally cream of the crop to me. My oldest friend. Sometimes I get a little embarrassed that I care so much but when I remember there are people who like characters that are 100000000000000x times more embarrassing and I don’t feel bad anymore and who cares anyways. He's my guy!

– Gender/sexuality headcanons: Like Noriko Admittedly I think Max across any version can also just like encompass basically every queer identity imaginable (Insert here “Characters who are gay men and lesbians”) BUT to me- Bisexual because he like, already basically is lol or at least heavily implied to be in comics and nonbinary trans man + arospec

– Favorite moment in canon: SOOO many so once again like Shroud I will just list them off in a like greatest hits sort of way but- That one time he crashed Peter's tv interview to call him a bitch ass motherfucker cunt on live tv and walk away from it unscathed laughing. All of the interactions and fights with Daredevil but especially the issue where Max amidst having a mental breakdown keeps calling Matt shit like baby and cute. W@id is a cunt bitch irredeemable asshole but I also did genuinely like the stuff about Max REALLY passionately getting into socialism. UHMM that one story where Fucking Magneto comes up to Max and asks him to join the brotherhood of evil mutants and Max said NO 😭😭😭😭 also Basically all of Max's scenes in “Light the night!” From 90s Spider-man #38-40. Even more so all of Max's scenes in ASM1964 issues 422-423 and ESPECIALLY 425. Okay im good

-Favorite moment in a fanwork: UHMMMMMMMM Im blanking on specific people but I've liked a lot of fan art I've seen over the years especially some of the redesigns…… Some of the fics were pretty good too and that i've enjoyed… yeah

–Favorite line, in canon or otherwise: “SO RESPONSIBILITY IS YOUR THING, HUH? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE HUNG UP ON, RIGHT? WELL, YOU CAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS!”

– Characters I love seeing them interact with: IDK if I necessarily actually LIKE seeing Max and Peter interact usually but they like absolutely drive me fucking crazy insane bonkers batshit when I DO think about them. Literally on my hands and my knees asking for any writer ever to actually further their relationship in a meaningful way. I think I’m the only person with this take too but I actually fucking love the Daredevil vs Electro issues I think they have a hilarious dynamic HHRFUHFDUDJD Max uhmmm doesn’t have really positive relationships with other villains but I like it when he gets along with Sandman Flint and they should do more with that (: also IDC IDC but they should have done morewith the Magneto connection it woulda been funny. Also Noriko + Max should be besties and so should Max + Eric ant man

-Last thing before sleeping headcanons: man's made of electricity he don’t need to godamn sleep

– Sleeping habits headcanons: okay well to contradict my last point I think he doesn’t need to sleep but he does sleep anyways. Because it makes him feel less existential over his state of existence

– First thing after waking up headcanons: eat batteries and smoke cigarettes

– Favorite locations headcanon: honest to god don’t think Max has ever actually liked anywhere he's ever been in canon but if I were to wager a guess probably just anywhere with strong electrical currents running about- like concerts, power plants, clubs, arcades, etc. I don’t think he's picky but he’s just never one to get attached either

[rollmeataco]

I don’t

OST on here really I’m mainly here for the memes but I have been defrosted by my own self snd I am asking for help

💛 If you want to skip the back story which is also included on the gofundme me ( I have over 22 medical conditions, lost everything in divorce, then almost died in a car accident & was immediately brought to trauma and I’m seeking disability at the moment ( have a long while to go) you can just just skip till then end where the GoFundMe link if your interested in reading, seeing proof and look at the updates 💛

💜Thank you all in advance💜

All my life I have had medical and mental illness and traumatic experiences that lead me to not be able to work. I’m not on disability because I was married to someone for 10 years which his income surpassed what they allowed a spouse to collect.

• In October of 2019 my husband came home one night and just broke up with me. Ended it all right there. That’s where everything went down really quick. I no longer had access to money or anything. (The summer of 2019 I asked him if I could take a mental break from the work I was doing from home because my mental health was to bad and he agreed, so I didn’t have much of my own income saved)

• When we first moved into our apartment I paid to furnish EVERYTHING. ANYTHING a new home would need from a plunger to bed to TVs, dishes, decor, plus I paid the first years rent upfront ($10,000), I bought him a car because his broke within months of moving in together. I also told him since you have been working since 15 why don’t you take a long vacation from working (which he of course took up the offer). At this time I had a successful online business to able to of afforded this).

• TWO WEEKS after he literally left me on the floor sobbing when he said he didn’t want to be with my anymore. (That night he came home and showed me all the drawings he had drawn me and read me our vows etc) I was t-Boned by a black SUV that was driving over 60mph. Needless to say i was extremely hurt and was sent to trauma unit (I am still healing and still need surgeries)

• I of course could not go back to my apartment after that because I needed someone else to be in the home to take care of me, so I moved in with my mom.

• Long story short Christmas morning all I wanted was to go to my apartment and see my cats. I walked in my door and everything was TRASHED! Cat food emptied all over the floor curtains ripped outa the wall, stuff smashed. My cats were locked in my bedroom with no food or water so scared I couldn’t get them out all I could do was leave food and water under the bed.

• To make long long story short, i lost all my belongings, and left me within a 678 bill for what was remaining after my security deposit because of the damages he had done.

• When I asked him for the things I wanted he asked why did he have to start all over? But he left me… my money paid for everything in that apartment.

I have finally gotten to the point where I can begin to restart my life, but I am waiting on disability, hospital is helping because I suffered a traumatic brain injury.

I’m in need of everything clothes, kitchen things, bedding, food, money to use to update my ID, try and get a vehicle, and so much more

‼️Also as of July 7th 2021 my state has dropped my insurance stating I have been on it to long. I am trying to fight with them about that now, they also stopped my food stamps.

⚠️ I would also like to be able to sign up for BetterHelp the online therapy because that helped me so much. I can get a discount on that, which last I checked js $75 a week.

I don’t really have any family, my dad isn’t in my life. All I have is my mom and sister and they are already trying to keep them self afloat.

I will leave a short list of some of my illnesses I have that prevent me from working

• Dislocating right shoulder and arm

• Traumatic Brain Injury

• Brain swelling

• Lupus E

• Trigeminal Neuralgia

• Degeneration disease and back

• Hypothyroidism

• PTSD

• CPSTD

• Previous lower back surgery

• Previous right rotator cuff surgery

• Manic depressive

• Social anxiety

• Borderline personality disorder

• Seizures

• Diverticulitis

• Heart murmur

• Spondylitis

• Spondylolisthesis

• Dis attached liver

• Chronic kidney infections

• IBS

• I was also kidnapped at 15 by Scott Sheflibine at 15 (he was a pedophile which made a huge impact on the rest of my life) - for proof you can Google “15 year old girl tolland scott shefelbine” I am that 15 year old

Girl.

🦋“You are never strong enough that you don’t need help.” – Cesar Chavez 🦋

🦁“Sometimes asking for help is the bravest move you can make. You don’t have to go it alone.”🦁

Thank you to everyone in advance 💙

❣️ Even if you could just share this I would be more than thankful❣️

https://gofund.me/c7eb9842

[sortagaysortahigh]

Yall i need to rant somewhwre so im going to do so here. This is personal so yall can keep scrolling idc tbh.

I live in a very toxic household, like genuinely its sexist, mysoginistic, homophobic, ignorant and disrespectful as fuck. Mind you for a while I was used to said behaviors because Ive grown up in shitty ass places with shitty ass people and after a while you get numb to it. It becomes your normal.

My freshman year of college is when I finally realized that my normal wasn’t normal-like sure ive always known how fucked it all was but after a certain point it stopped bothering me. So i spent a year away at school and it was one of the best years of my life, then sophomore yesr came around and i was so excited to go back to school and fall semester was so much fun, i loved being back on campus in my apartment-sure i had beef w my dirty roommates but it was sm better than being home.

Then covid hit in the middle of my spring semester, we all got sent home and Ive been stuck in the environment that i was so thankful to leave. The people I call my family dont treat me like fucking family, they treat me like im nothing but a piece of shit snd they constsntly remind me of that. I am one of the conossouirs of daddy and mommy issues at this point because what the fuck. Ive been in this house with the same people who told me I was a mistske to my face-on multiple occasions-for months.

These are the same people who are impecabbly homiphobic and ignorant. I get into srguments with my “father” so often that I literally cannot bring myself to talk to him. This is the same man who doesnt believe in mental health and who thinks everything i fucking do is a cry for attention. Like my guy relax...you dont even know my birthday and we dont have a relationship because you left me for like 14 years...some store trip.

I have 4 brothers. 4. Two of which are barely starting elemtsry dchool and the other sre grown ass men who get fucking spoon fed. Ive always done more than them in the house snd outside of it, im not tooting my horn im being fucking realistic. I was raised under the ideology that “you cant find a husband if you dont know how to cook and clean” like bro relax im literally a lesbian. Ever since this stupid fucking quarantine started ive been doing everything-and when i refuse to do so its always the same “get a job and pay rent”-mind you i had a job, and now i have another job but im not paying these people shit. Not to mention whenever something goes wrong its either “its all your fucking fault” or “get the fuck out of my house”. And now that im carless i cant get kicked out bc where tf ima go. My parents wanna make me homeless so damn bad.

But the worst part of it all is itll go from i hate you, you were a mistske, i wish i never had you, why do you always fuck everything up, what the fuck is wrong with you to the ‘i love you, im sorry, you just make me so mad sometimes’. Like yall this is toxicity at its finest. Real clown shit. Im so used to it that at this point in my life my mental health is just at a steady decline but guesd what? Ima just get zooted and everythings gonna be fine for a few hours. But a few hours turns into a few days then a few weeks and now its been months. If you cant stay sober because of your family life, recognize that theres an issue there.

And to everyone whos read this, to everyone whos had to stay in their toxic ass households during the pandemic, and to those that are still minors just know that I feel for you, and I love all of you. If you ever need someone to talk to or to rant to Ill be here. That goes for literally abyone because i know hot alone it can feel-and how suffocating it gets.

[yeetusthymeatus]

Well... im getting kidnapped

It isn't the worst start to a day that I've had but being stuffed in a red sack, tied up like a Sunday roast isn't exactly far off, and after some kicking and a few unsuccessful bites i was in the sack being dragged along the cold tile floor, getting hit by the lift door on the way in and after a brief few moments of jamming out to Kevin Booths set me free, i was tossed in the back of a vehicle as we set off

I couldn't tell you how much time had passed, but enough for the cold and damp to seep through the wet sack, the wind and snow whipping the now bordeux sack, cursing the day people decided open top cars in winter are cool, and why i didn't sleep with more cloths on, but finally we stopped, the sound of the wind changed to... bells? Those tiny bells you find on stockings that your cat always finds a way to take off and play with them in the early hours of the morning as if to remind dawn its time to show its colours

As the jingle came near i was grabbed out the car and dropped on the sidewalk, and after a buzz of a doorbell the bells turned to the sound of hoofs striking the road and a door opening, the sound of snow crunching under someones shoe slowly approaching

They opened the sack, letting me see for the first time where i was, tossed on the pavement in front of a house i didn't recognise, shaking from the cold as the wind hit my bare chest, snowflakes stinging my already numb skin, that's when i saw her, her brown eyes hidden by her mist covered glasses as she quickly dragged me into the house and unceremoniously dumped me in the living room, before in a hurry darting off to the kitchen

The house itself wasn't anything big, just big enough for one, a few Christmas lights draped over the curtain poles, a couch backed up into the corner barely large for two, a small dining room table covered in papers and books with a laptop open playing a video about napoleon backed up to the bar separating the living room and the kitchen where she was frantically searching through drawers, the sound of the kettle being made in the background, a single door going out to a small balcony in the far side of the kitchen

As i try to sit up i see the knots around my my ankles has chewed through the skin, tainting the white rope a light shade of red, as i began to try to untie my hands from behind my back, flopping around like a fish on a boat trying to work some slack into the rope only to have my leg cramp as she walked outside the kitchen with two mugs of hot water and a box of tea bags on a tray

Cursing she set the tray down and yanked the tape off my mouth, smirking lightly from the not so quiet ow that escaped my mouth, slowly loosening the knot around my hand enough for me to grab it

"Go make what you were making in the kitchen, i got it from here" i said as i slowly untied my hands, my countless hours tieing knots in scouts and sailing making it relatively straightforward, as she quietly left through a door i hadn't previously seen, only for her to emerge back into the room with a couple blanket and a small first aid kit i got her as a joke

"Here you go Mr tough guy, do you want me to make you something to eat or am i still too clumsy to handle hot things?", you could almost hear the smirk in her voice as she went back into the kitchen, grabbing some pot noodles to make along the way

"If you have something warm you can make it would be appreciated, but try not to burn yourself this time" i said as i heard a thud and swearing come from the kitchen "How did you hurt yourself this time?"

"Oh shut up.... I knocked the cat water bowl with my foot, that's all", i grabbed the first aid kit and after some disinfecting cream i wrapped my ankles and arms in some gauze and tried to get up to go to the kitchen only to stumble a bit and fall on the couch

I got back up, making sure to support myself off the couch, and i carefully made my way to the kitchen, where i was greeted with the sight of her grabbing a fork and putting it the noodles before turning around to head out again, only to stop in her tracks as i slowly approach and give her a hug, a few errand tears streaming down my face relishing in the warmth of her embrace

She slowly looked up at me, letting me look in those beautiful brown eyes, concern still lingering in them, her hand rubbing my back to ease me, quite ironic after the countless times I've comforted her, but after a while, and a few rumbling sounds from my stomach we went to the couch, where i inhaled my noodles, getting a few drops of the broth trail down my face to her amusement, where we sat in silence, waiting for the other to speak, no one brave enough to make the first move

"So, while i appreciate your company, do you have any idea why you were dropped on my doorstep, during a lockdown no less?"

"I... I don't know, i mean, i can't think of anyone who has the man power to do something like this, or let alone why, i couldn't see there faces but... But they were in an open top ride, and i probably hit my head somewhere but and i heard bells and hooves when they left"

"Hooves, as in horses? I heard them too but i thought it was probably from the documentary, but who would kidnap you and just dump you here?

I mean, it's quite a random place to drop you off, they could have gone a few hundred metres either side and no one would find you till weeks after, so why here, and why ring the bell? "

We sat there in silence, thinking of why it would happen, each question bringing with it five more, she opened her mouth as to say something on a few occasions but never spoke in the end, this went on for what felt like hours, till i went to take a sip from my tea and sneezed at the same time, spraying it all over me as she sat there giggling

"You never learn do you?" she walked into the kitchen and emerged after a few moments with some paper towel handing it over for me to clean up, as she brought the cups and bowls back into the kitchen, and grabbed a few biscuits, only for her to thwack me across the head when she walked back out

"Why did you do that?" i said while rubbing the back of my head

"You small brain monkey, you are still half naked wearing wet clothes, you'll catch a cold at this rate" she threw me the blankets she took out before, and tossed them into my face only to disappear through the doorway snd emerged with an old sweater of mine and a clean tracksuit

"I was wondering where i had left that sweater"

"Well wonder no longer, out these on and give me the wet stuff to wash"

"Right here? Shouldn't i go to a bathroom or something?"

"Through the door to your left, and try not to slip on the floor, it's like ice sometimes"

"Thank you" i went to the bathroom and true enough, you could almost skate on the floor it was that slippery, it would be embracing to fall and get injured, so i tried my best to stay upright by holding on to the sink, but i fell and whacked a glass covering the floor in glass and falling into it

Hearing the noise she ran into the bathroom to check on me, only to sigh and give me a hand up,she brought me into the kitchen under the bright light and with a pair of tweezers started plucking small bits of glass out of my arm and shoulder

"Why do you find new and creative ways of hurting yourself?"

"I don't always get injured"

"The lollipop incident?"

"How was i supposed to know that bard sugar can make stabby things"

"Sandpaper"

"You poked me"

"Recorder"

"Ok yeah, that's on me"

"Mashed potatos, plastic knife, a pen"

"ok ok you have a point"

"Now don't get injured while i grab whatever bandages are left"

I sighed in defeat, as i slowly inspected myself, looking for any other possible injuries, the clean sweatpants are a bit small, but that's to be expected, i was a head taller than her and women's clothes are a pain in the ass in terms of sizes, ill need to thank her properly tomorrow for all this, as she came back into the kitchen and finished bandaging me up while mumbling how stupid i was for getting injured all the time we sat down on the couch, blankets draped over us watching an old Christmas movie

Next morning we woke up on the couch cuddled up, her arms locked around me as if i would disappear if she let go, her drool on my chest as she slept peacefully for once after her recent spell of nightmares, i lied there, feeling relaxed for once, until she moved and jabbed me in the ribs with her elbow, my small groan of pain waking her up, giving me the opening to give her a quick kiss on the head, startling the daylights out of her as she looked in my direction with a surprised expression on her face

"You're actually here, i thought i dreamt the whole thing"

"Yeah im here, why do you ask?"

"I think i know who kidnapped you then"

"what do you mean you know who kidnapped me"

"You remember the old tale of the Christmas lovers?"

"Yeah, you used to groan that it's random nonsense and why do they have to be lovers and you can't just wish for anyone you care about to have them brought to you"

"Well, since March when lockdown started i kept on wishing that for Christmas my gift would be a hug from you..."

"So you think this was..."

"Yeah..."

"that does explain the hooves and the bells... And sleighs are open to the elements... The sack, why i was left here of all places"

*how does the story end? "

"They check the stokings amd there is a key to the others house for him to grab his stuff and move in"

"Did you put up any stocking this year?"

"Not really no"

As i slowly move around and hear my joins crack i notice that there is some Christmas stocking on the table, as i slowly pick it up and put my hand inside i find my wallet and my keys, with a note that said :

Sorry for the ruff treatment, we were very close to falling beginning schedule, we locked you apartment up so you don't have to worry about your stuff getting stolen

Merry Christmas