#thank u king 😌🤧🥰

[chucklerjuergens]

for the character ask do your boy shifty and my boy don🥺 - tim tam tom man (idk what that is but at least i’m not rapping my credentials *cough* EDWARD *cough* ugh god sorry frog in my throat)

favorite thing about them: shifty: his accent and the fact hes a sniper(esque)!! Don: his hair is so bright red its so cute also his courage is astounding. I wouldve stayed in bastogne and cried for years if what happened to him happened to me

least favorite thing about them: shifty: not enough lines 😤😤 don: THE BREAKING POINT HAPPENED

favorite line: fuck i dont remember enough shifty: his thing in his book where he goes ‘by the time i was 22 i had killed 8 people. 8 that i could plainly count. If anyone ever asked me if i killed anyone, particularly if a child ever asked me? I would say no. That information was stuffed deep within my gut and never coming out’ don: ‘where ya from, son?’ (Im so sorry im not doing him justice at all) the line where he says (ive got this copy and pasted sorry its gonna be long->) ‘I didn’t need to think on that one long; later, I’d hear that beyond a shredded sleeping bag and a few body parts, there wasn’t much to see. I shook my head sideways. That wasn’t Skip Muck back there in that foxhole. Skip Muck was sitting on the floor of the PX with me listening to the Mills Brothers sing “Paper Doll” on the jukebox. He was getting my food for me when my legs had given out on the march to Atlanta. He was swimming the damn Niagara River at night, a thought that made me want to laugh and cry at the same time.’

brOTP: shifty: popeye or smokey! Maybe skinny too. I also like to imagine him being good friends with lip don: WHO DO YOU THINK?? Him skip and penkala, him and buck, also him with joe toye bc their irl friendship was amazing

OTP: shifty: tab... of course... don: i like him with skip! I also like the few ot3 fic there are him skip and penk :) him and buck is also cute ive read those fics before!

nOTP: i dont think i have one for either of them?

random headcanon: shifty: sometimes when its raining and he cant do anything outside, he’ll bring out some paper and some watercolors and paint along with a bob ross video or something. Hes slowly getting better! Don: knows a bit of irish gaelic from his family and likes to talk in it to confuse his friends

unpopular opinion: i kinda wanna see shifty punch someone in the face but i dont think many people would agree w me (i dont think i have one for don??)

song i associate with them: shifty: second child, restless child (i have reasons for this) don: mars by sleeping at last (bc of a specific part)

favorite picture of them: uhhhg i dont have any on me but ill do scenes!! Shifty: deer hunging scene he looks adorable don: the boat scene ‘really? Its hot in africa?’ And the scene where he pops the bottle and scares speirs lol