#thank u for doing actual research i saw emilia and blacked out bc its funny

[moonshynecybin]

Re: rosquez baby name submissions: I did this because I keep inventing rosquez babies for the mpreg multiverse and it was getting out of hand, but pls benefit from my suffering (triangulating 2 Reddit pages and a Catalonian news site to find the overlapping top baby names of 2022 for Italy, Spain, and Catalonia). Caveat I have no idea what Valentino’s irl daughters are called and I don’t need to know, but if I unwittingly choose one of those we ignore it forever and ever amen.

For girl names: best overall (on all 3 lists) was Emma, runner-up Sofia/Sofía, honorable mention to Julia/Júlia/Giulia: technically high on all 3 lists but a) spelling b) you can’t even pretend that’s pronounced the same. Marc saying Júlia and Vale saying Giulia would be funny tho.

And for boys: Leo/Leonardo is a top pick across all three, tho the Italian version is longer (amusingly Marc was allegedly the top Catalan baby name from 1997-2021, dethroned by Leo), Matteo/Mateo, and Diego.

Do with this what you will, including ignore entirely 💜

i love ALL of these picks so bad um... the one i had sort of tentatively picked out for baby girl was emilia, which is p close to emma!!! emilia is corny because it means RIVAL and ties into a. vale's italian ass and b. the emilia romagna grand prix which marc marquez has won seven beautiful times. maybe they call her emmy/emi though i know we have some motogp bloggers with those names lol

i also like leo and matteo so much thats SO cute... emma and matteo the rosquez babiessssssss