#thank u abi for indulging me

[peterrrei]

Ok but do tell us abt the Italian dub lore, please.

ok so. ahfkajd maybe lore is a big word but its a series of facts that are HILARIOUS to me and my boyfriend lmfao. this is going to be long I Think

so! fun fact! italy is the first country that aired gundam 0079 outside of japan! in 1980 i believe. so we have this generation of boomers who grew up watching gundam and other mecha shows who are constantly complaining about Today’s Cartoons Being Bad. which is. okay whatever. but also…! i am pretty sure that the television channel who bought gundam had no idea what it is about. and so the translations feel very off and more often than not theyre wrong or just. its impossible to understand what is happening!

for example, out of curiosity i watched the first episode of vintage dub edition (which is on amaz*n prime. they removed the original series in japanese and left vintage edition there. ok whatever. explode).

i get to the first sayla and char meeting scene and. nothing about their interaction leads you to believe that theyre brother and sister. char calls her “blondie”. its just. what. i remember even seeing italian comments under gundam videos going like: “oh i recently rewatched gundam in japanese with subtitles and so many things make sense now! i had no idea char and sayla were related!”

and its funny to me. because as i said earlier this generation of mostly Men in their 50s believe everything thats not gundam or their other old mecha shows is shit. but they had no idea of what was happening in the show!!! i guess the message about war still came across but idk. its funny

the other funny thing is that italian television channels used to do this thing in the past where they would completely change characters name if they felt like they were too difficult for ita viewers. and thats how… we got Peter Rei! commander of the robot! (i’ll get to this quote in a bit.)

yes. amuro is peter. and char is scia (which is cute and kinda a pun bc scia means trail and comets leave trails!). sayla is pronounced seira like in japanese. mirai is flammet (???). fraw is mirka. haro is pallina!!!!! (little bouncy ball…….)

the dub is really bad. peter amuro sounds like an old guy. chars voice is kinda cute and fitting but everything else is a mess. but we got………… gundam italian opening!!!!! which is kinda a banger despite the lyrics being so. ???

heres the opening

the lyrics, translated:

“here we are, we are you friends,

and my name is peter rei!

there they are, assaulting us, never be afraid!

because there’s someone here who will think of you!

(gundam gundam gundam etc)

my friends, here i am, peter rei,

commander of the robot!

i am the guy who says No! to the enemies,

because no one else can!

(no one can defeat…. gundam!!!!!!)”

there’s also a longer version with other insane lyrics like Oooh here comes the indestructible guntank!!! which is. lol

ok, one last thing also

the episodes names are hilarious.

“gundam flies!” ��garma dies!”

“good job flammet(mirai)!” ????

(theres some episodes missing obviously, but these are the names of the last episodes and its so funny)

gundam must win!

gundam wins again!

gundam is invincible

gundam’s enemies

BRAVO GUNDAM!!!!

no one is stronger than gundam….

lmfao really feels like grandpappy gundam is giving itself a pep talk for motivation. cmon gundy u can do it…

ok i think im done LMFAO SORRY maybe this is all irrelevant but its funny to ME

[neetily]

your magic pocket pussy works haunt my brain.. so much.. being used like an object like that just gets my brain going. i kind of think that brother sebastian would def use it as a revenge tactic in the way that you might be hanging out at the saloon with your friends, and he'd decide to tease the toy, eating you out, giving himself a pussy job, rubbing his tip against your clit etcc etcc. just absolutely tormenting your body in public where you can't even scold him for touching you like that. maybe he'd put his dick in, maybe not depending on how much of a bratty sister you are, but imagining having to hide your face in your hands or bite down on your lip to cover your moans as you get violated in public and try not to let it show.. A+++ . also,, public creampie ,, yes please .

omg i LOST this message in my ask box and just found it again, im so SORRY anon!! thank u for coming back to me LMAO....

tw: incest, magic pocket pussy

mean big brother sebastian who asks you such innocuous and innocent questions like... what are you doing today? where are you going? what time will you be back? just to get an idea of how long he has alone, really. but hey... don't you always feel funny when leaving the house without him?

having him skip out on the usual friday hang out every so often. you still go without him, it's fun getting to see sammy and abi, especially when your big brother isn't there to tease you about your pool skills... but without fail, every time you go there alone, you have to excuse yourself for an hour or so.

sebastian, at home, is putting the magic pocket pussy to good use against his baby sister... he only wishes that he was there to see your face as he humps the toy up and down his cock, leaking precum all over the faux slit to help lube you up a little; he's not evil. just corrupt. jacking himself off with his favourite cunt, forcing you to endure a public pussy job as he takes to so slowly and teasingly fucking against the toy. just a little, making sure to knock your clit a few times with his drooling tip in sheer indulgence. and god, you can't blame him for it!!! you've got the prettiest pussy in the world, and as your big brother, he reserves the rights over it, yeah? whenever, wherever he wants it.

he doesn't even need to stick his dick inside to cum usually. the knowing that you're probably struggling in public, huffing and panting away, unable to hide the enjoyment on your face when he lifts the toy to his lips to eat you out; he's still getting stimulation from tightly fisting his cock at the same time. that's enough for him. has him shooting rope after rope against your cunt, the squishy toy in his hands just sopping with his seed.

maybe if he's feeling particularly mean, he'll make you clean it up with your own tongue when you come home <3