#thank god for the mustache and whatever demon possessed him to have that awful sort of undercut cause yeah that made me able to look at him

[alexalblondo]

Seeing redbull seb do the whole pr stuff is giving me different feels god, seeing him cook the lucky soup, it felt alot domestic and him fighting in ad with the pretty lady in shanghai god I'm in love, he was so cute in the ad ahhhhh, I'm diving deep into the redbull seb hole and I'm simping badly

Listen, I cannot watch or even think about rbr!Seb or really anything that involves thinking about Seb before he and Fabian did a couples haircut in 2018 doing anything away from the race track for longer than 10sec at a time for personal reasons that are entirely me having to pretend to be sane adult in real life and not the type of person who tags posts with „murder me daddy“ and thinks about posting selfies on Twitter and has a whole ass app on her phone that she mostly uses to secretly save pictures of Seb, so I applaud your bravery for not only watching these videos but also being able to talk about them!

If I ever met an alien the Men In Black wouldn’t even have to wipe my brain, they‘d just have to press play on that Singapur video from 2014 where Seb is walking through the paddock with Martin Brundle and my brain would immediately reset itself to factory settings which as you may know by now is just a mash up of that Clare Balding Show interview and Jenson Button saying: „Are you proposing?“ on an infite loop

But I really do wanna applaud your bravery, clearly you are a far braver human being than I have ever been ���