#thank @/ princess-of-purple-prose for that

[pan-of-light]

He lied, lyingly, like a liar.

[dyed-indigo]

little did he know

original

plus bonus shang qinghua version i made before i realized the system made more sense here

[ID: Scum Villain fanart based on a Breaking Bad fancomic by @/flashcs5. The System says via a smiling kaomoji, "It is pride month, valued user. You know what that means." Shen Qingqiu sweats, "Huh. What."

The System smirks while Shen Qingqiu frowns, "Do you want me to train like. Gay disciples. What." In the background, a comically huge-and shiny-eyed Luo Binghe touches his fingers together and goes, "Shizuuuun."

In the bonus with Shang Qinghua, Shang Qinghua says "It is pride month, Cucumber-bro," and is shown crying as he turns away while Shen Qingqiu asks what he means. End ID]

[thirstywaffles]

Voted as the worst couple in the entire sect bc of their annoying ass pda

[ID: Scum Villain fanart of Luo Binghe enthusiastically hugging Shen Qingqiu, who makes an annoyed sound but is blushing. Luo Binghe is in white disciple robes. End ID]

[camiliar]

[ID: Trigun 98 fanart of Vash and Knives pointing their guns at each other while deadlocking each other by gripping the other by the other wrist. Knives says, "I'm genocide..." and Vash says "... and I'm peace." Impact font surrounded by flames captions them, "The Transgender Brothers." End ID]

[casinocircus]

[ID: A Revolutionary Girl Utena edit of the spiral staircase leading to the dueling arena. Overlaid is the meme of CJ from Grand Theft Auto looking forward and saying "Ah shit, here we go again." End ID]

[wifiwuxians]

original

if someone else has done this i'm really sorry, i didn't see it because i live under a rock LMAO

if you're gonna tag this as a ship please only do so with songxiao 🙏

ID in alt and also under cut for those curious!

[ID: A MDZS comic using dialogue from a Tumblr post. First, Xiao Xingchen looks upset and cries a bloody tear as he asks, "AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a corpse and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?"

Second, fierce corpse Song Lan asks worriedly, "AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a corpse and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?"

Finally, Xue Yang eats street food and says flatly, "AITA for killing that guy." End ID]

[asyor]

talking his ear off and taking his head off(??)

[mushroomwriter]

(x) (+)

[toishiramitsu]

prepare for trouble, and make it double!!

[ID: Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart of Kim Dokja and Han Sooyoung dressed up as James and Jessie from Pokemon's Team Rocket. They're both posing and smirking, and a tiny cartoon Yoo Joonghyuk in the form of Meowth floats above them. End ID]

[moran4444]

he doesn’t like it(lies)

[ID: Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja gently cups Yoo Joonghyuk's head as he presses a kiss beside Joonghyuk’s eye, multiple "kiss" effects floating around them. Joonghyuk, blushing, frowns and emits a weak protesting sound. The background is pale pink, and the piece is softly overlaid with a pink and purple glow. End ID]

[elvenfaur]

Wolfwood……….

[ID: A Trigun meme redraw. Elendira sits at a principal's desk and frowns, "You made a lot of your coworkers very nervous. Wolfwood sits in the chair in front of her and scowls unrepentantly, saying, "That's because they're a bunch of bitch-ass Gung-Ho Guns." Elendira, pissed, replies, "I hate to break this to you, but you're also a bitch-ass Gung-Ho Gun." End ID]

[dyed-indigo]

believe it or not i am reading

[ID: A meme redraw of a quote-retweet with Scum Villain characters.

Luo Binghe @/shizunliker: you see me chasing you down wyd (Attached art of Luo Binghe running on Chinese rooftops while scowling)

Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu @/peerlesscucumber: Killing myself in front of you to forever change our bond and the trajectory of our lives. End ID]

[lostinthesasuke]

i’ll never be a martyr again

[ID: Naruto fanart of Sasuke falling upside down down a column of blue-violet light surrounded by darkness. His arm is out, obscuring his face, and emitting crackling cyan lightning. Light blue stars the same color as his lightning float around him. End ID]

[nekofra]

Matching icons for you and your dumb friend

[ID: Matching icons of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun 98 and Badlands Rumble

Vash screaming as Wolfwood traps him in a pseudo wrestling hold on the airship’s deck

Eriks!Vash and Wolfwood looking serious

Vash and Wolfwood both saluting and smiling nervously

Vash and Wolfwood laughing obnoxiously on the bus

Wolfwood and Vash looking up with concerned frowns. End ID]

[witchiestwitch]

God sent 2 angels

[ID: Trigun fanart of Vash and Knives done in the style of medieval paintings. Vash is on the left half, raising his gun with a sorrowful expression as stars rain down in the blue background. Knives is on the right half, wearing blue robes and smirking at Vash as his blade chains rise behind him in the red background. End ID]

[thatrandombystander]

"I've never fired a gun before" says the guy with a machine gun/rocket launcher combo weapon that also has compartments to store several smaller guns

Funniest lie he could have told

[ID: A Trigun 98 screencap of Wolfwood looking with surprise at the gun Vash is handing him and exclaiming, "Hey! I've never fired a gun before!" End ID]

ID courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose