#tgcautnaf

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the group chat AU that nobody asked for: the reunion - me (2023)

one eyed bastard - green day (2024)

call me nostradamus

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Silly question is there a reason why your name is specifically English bear traps in Nebraska. Why not spanish bear traps huh (I have no idea if there is any Spanish bear traps)

its a fic reference actually!!

i read it for the first time a few years ago and its so silly i love it so i made one of my favorite scenes my blog title ^-^

the scene is essentially two characters are texting each other in the group chat, one of them is high off pain meds in the hospital and the other is like smoking weed in a tree, and the one in the hospital is attempting to make up a story about how he got stuck in this bear trap without actually telling the other guy the truth (bc the group did some shit behind weed-in-tree-guy’s back) and they’re both high as fuck and like establish negative information in so many words and its fucking hilarious

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area 51 and toes and money

good lord what am i talking about

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i'm in Wait Mode so here are some random TGCAUTNAF fun facts because i like talking about my stupid clown writing

before i posted the first TGCAUTNAF, i posted a different one but i deleted it pretty early in and started over because it sucked

the early chapters make me cringe to high heaven because there are some weird parts that were extremely specific to the group chats i had with my friends that are probably not funny to literally anybody else

the inspiration behind it was "no one here is cis" by frankiesin on AO3

it was one of my friends that convinced me to add patd, i wanted to keep it MCR and green day only (patd definitely made it better)

on april fools day one year i posted a chapter where i said i was either ending it or deleting it, i can't remember what exactly, and people kind of freaked out a little

i had a related work that was just funny quotes from TGCAUTNAF pasted onto aesthetic backgrounds that my friend made but he ended up saying some homophobic shit so i cut him off and deleted it all (i have no idea if the pictures even still exist)

there have been multiple occasions where someone has stolen parts of the original TGCAUTNAF to put in their own fics

at the height of TGCAUTNAF popularity, i had a whole GCEU (group chat extended universe) planned which included fully written chapters not in GC format (like the lemon parties and the STD murder) which i still have saved, but they're really not good at all and i can't see myself fixing them, so they'll probably never be posted

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upping and dating babey

we got texas rangers and huge hoes in this one

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SECRET CLOSET HEIST

and there's a little note at the beginning that's kind of a warning that things are about to get kind of weird, even by my standards

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we back :)

sorry for disappearing for a while :/

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get in loser we're overthrowing the government frank empire

new chapter :)

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new chapter go brrr

things are heating up under the fregime (frank regime)

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i know this is a long shot but is there any chance the person who made the tgcautnaf tag yourself meme and the person who made the alignment charts WAYYY back are reading this and, follow up question, do you still have them?

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woohoo new chapter

i knew the reunion would never live up to the original but i feel like it's kinda not going very well, which i guess is down to me growing up and bandom not being as big as it was back in the day

but i'm gonna carry on, don't worry, either until 50 or 100 chapters depending on what i come up with and if anybody's still interested

turns out i actually missed this, who would have thought

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NEW CHAPTER (finally)

featuring: pope francis, boeing 747s, pubic enemy no.1, and the breakup of the century

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bartholomew

???

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50th chapter alreayd what the fawk

here 2 fifty more

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updat :)

chapter 49 already where does the time go

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BAD DECISIONS WOOHOO

contender for worst idea ive had thus far