#tfrparker

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Well Upper East Siders, we all knew that this day was coming but after Jesse Walker’s little outburst... It’s been confirmed. Alexandra Vandervort is with child. There's a bun in the oven. She's eating for two. Now, what I couldn't help but notice is just how scarce she's been with the baby daddy deets so I've decided to try and shake things out. Let's not beat around the bush- cast your votes now.

Do you think it was Xander? I mean, we all saw how cozy those two were getting at Tripp's house party. Or maybe it was Parker who she recently locked lips with. Freddie we all know was tossed out our girl's front door by none other than Aaron Vandervort (wonder how he'd take that news). Or maybe it's one of our two Hunters- Logan has a track record and Jake seems to be her new arm-candy. Or maybe it's fan-fave and overprotective bestie Jesse, keeping it in the family, huh Jess? Maybe it was even Oliver Andrews. Alex was awfully quick to jump to his defence, fiercely. Or...another. If you decide to cast a vote for 'Other' be sure to let me know just who you think it is.

You know you love me,

xoxo ---Gossip Girl

[filthy-reckless-rp]

Activity check #8

The following roles will be reopened/ deleted on September 1st if the players fail to resume activity or contact the main:

Parker Knightly

Veronica Ravenwood

Serena Van der Woodsen

Matilda Nesbitt

Bristol Kingsley

[talia-wentworth]

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Awkward reunion between Parker and Baby. Yikes

Oh boy, you can say that again. But luckily they’re both too nice to ever make a scene. Or should I be saying unluckily? We here at Gossip Central like to consider ourselves connoisseur’s of drama; much like your favorite Upper East Siders know fine wines and how to Holiday in the Hampton’s, Gossip Girl knows the start of a good story. And this, my dearest readers, is the start of a full-length flop. We’ve seen this story play out before. Parker and Baby are sweet and adorable together. Parker leaves for college and, uh oh, Baby’s on the outs. But do they have a messy, public break-up, or trash each other on twitter? No. They quietly go their separate ways as if nothing ever happened. And, as we’ve all learned from recent scandals, if you don’t have the receipts, nothing really did happen.

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Seem like Juliette and Parker are developing quite flirtation. I wonder what big brother must be thinking?

We don't know enough about the only Vanderbilt female in the current generation to say for sure, but our White Knight flirts with everyone. Why shouldn't he? He's young and beautiful. And Juliette is new so that's his way of making small talk. He's just feeling her out -- my guess is not feeling her up. At least not yet.

As for Tripp, he's gone underground so he probably doesn't have much of an opinion at this point. Juliette flirting isn't bad for his upcoming campaign and she's been on her own long enough to handle things without his intervention.

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Parker is killing every single girl on the UES with those eyes... There's something about the way he flirts without even noticing that makes us all go crazyyy...

Trust me, no female is immune.  The question is which one is driving him crazy.    

The answer is guaranteed to be as unsurprising as his last relationship.

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Parker and Baby are already boring me and he just came back

You said it yourself — he just came back.  Give it time.  They always were rather low-key.  And if you’re an expert, such as myself, you can spot that old ex-tension a million miles away.  Tension will always blow up in someone’s face if given time to marinate.

I recommend looking around at anything else to distract yourself in the meantime— such as the little white Knight’s burning hatred for dear old Ollie, who has wormed his way back into dear old sis’ bed….or the fact that the same white Knight flirts openly with any female within speaking distance.  That can’t be easy for a quiet ex-girlfriend to witness.