#tfp headcanon

[aerocolar]

I always headcanoned that Jack Darby played lacrosse. I got this idea after watching Teen Wolf, where the main character, Scott McCall, starts as an average high school student and a lackluster member of his school's lacrosse team. At the beginning of the series, Scott is unremarkable—he struggles with the game and doesn't stand out much. However, after being turned into a werewolf and drawn into the supernatural world, Scott’s leadership qualities begin to shine. He grows into a confident and capable leader, eventually becoming the captain of the lacrosse team, a position that mirrors his role guiding his friends and allies through the threats in Beacon Hills.

This character arc made me imagine something similar for Jack. Just like Scott is thrust into the supernatural, Jack gets pulled into the world of the Cybertronians. Optimus Prime himself recognizes Jack's potential, even entrusting him with the Key to Vector Sigma—a significant responsibility coming from a Prime. Ratchet even mentions that Optimus (back when he was Orion Pax) was a lot like Jack. This parallel got me thinking: what if Jack's journey toward leadership was mirrored on the lacrosse field?

Throughout the show, Optimus could have shared wisdom and guidance with Jack about leadership, teaching him to navigate both his responsibilities in the Team Prime and the challenges of being a team player and leader on the field. Jack would start as a struggling, average athlete—someone overlooked, like Scott—but grow into someone who inspires his teammates, just as he steps up to help the Autobots. Seeing him balance these roles, overcoming his fears and doubts both in the human world and on the Cybertronian conflict could have been a fantastic way to showcase his development into a strong, confident leader.

[pax-former]

Miko, playing a online game on her phone: 何こいつら？うざいんだけど死ね！！！

(Translation: Who is this guy? His annoying- JUST DIE.)

Optimus, who was working on decoding the Iacon database now looking at Miko: ミコ、そのような言葉は使わないようにしてくれ。他人の死を願う事はよくない。わかったか？

(Translation: Miko, please refrain from using such language. It is not good to wish upon someone’s death. Do you understand?)

Miko: はぁーい🫤

(Translation: Fine🫤)

Jack and Raf, who were playing video games now staring at the two just casually having a conversation in a whole different language:

[inhumanetrash]

My June headcanon is that her mother was a special agent and had "died" in an accident but she actually just went to work on some mission as she specialised in undercover work.

Also that she got with June's dad just to discourage him from investigating missing people cases related to government activities because he was getting too close to the truth (it worked 😔)

[melishade]

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This ask btw

TFP Megatron is not good with receiving any, positive, physical contact for a good few reasons depending on where we are.

One: he associates physical contact with violence due to his own backstory and nature.

Two: physical contact might be associate with some type of sexual favor and he's not for that.

Three: If we're talking Post-TFP Megatron, he feels guilty or doesn't feel worthy of that type of intimacy because of all the energon on his servos.

Four: He's just straight up touch-averse.

[n1ght5h4d3]

Headcanon tiiiiime!!!

Going off of my personal headcanon that Optimus can constantly hear the previous Prime's in his head, and they're able to weigh in on his decision making, things like typing tend to go a whole lot slower. Orion didn't have millions of Prime's in his brain, pushing him in one direction or another, so he can get typing work done in a snap. Optimus, however, has to wrangle his hands away from Nova's urge to write 'dick balls spike valve' over everything (bc Nova's a silly cunt like that) and also bc Sentinel wants to send death threats to everyone he's ever spoken to ever.

The Archivist vs the Old Ass Man

(s02e20 / s02e08)

[lovinglonerhybrid]

Optimus prime becomes a western highway ghost story.

If you’re driving in the dead of night along those long stretches of highway in the western US you might just encounter a lone big rig who will drive along side you for miles. The truckers will blow their horns as they recognize his custom paint and trailer the truck will slow its steady speed to match them. Those truckers with cbs say that there’s someone to talk to in there but he seams sad and lonely. No one ever sees him stop. Some say he’s an angel who will lead rescue workers to crashes at the dead of night. Those unfortunate enough to wander the highways at night tell story’s of the truck that stopped and got them somewhere warm and safe for the night only to wake in the morning with large sums of money in there pockets and a small note apologizing for the low sum. Children and parents smile as he always honks his horn when asked. The people of the western highways know when you see big red you’re always taken care of no matter who you are or where you came from.

[transformer-analysis]

Transformer Prime Details I’ve Noticed

The Autobot’s computer keyboard keys are short, small and squarely.

maybe cause it’s built with Ratchet’s square fingers in mind:

The Decepticon’s keyboard keys is long and sleekly:

Probably cause it’s built with Soundwave’s long and sharp fingers in mind:

pat on the back for the designers who considered this

(Orion Pax trying to type on the Decepticon’s keyboard with his giant wide square fingers)

[chamom1le-t3a]

chill bro its all yours 😭

[namiwamibobami]

TRANSFORMERS DUMP WOOHOOOOOOO BABY

[spiritshaydra]

Sooooooo y’know how in some continuities Ravage was the one who found and kinda raised Soundwave?

And I hc the Sweeb to be one of the ones that absolutely had a feral Sparkling stage.

Creature. :]

ANYWAYS here’s my proposal

Ravage finds a very rude and hissy sparkling while out in the Wastes.

Go kitty go

Copycat

Ngl I have NO idea if this is “canon” to Tfp Spitverse but BOY is it entertaining to me

[doctorsilverhead]

Heal Me! (Bayverse Optimus X Human Reader) Headcanons!

To set the mood: Trailer

At first, Optimus was hesitant and did not trust you, either because you were a complete stranger or because he had been betrayed many times before. However, as time passed and you and the Autobots became closer and worked together, you became great friends with both the Autobots and Optimus.

You would always leave Optimus being inspired by your acts and words. He would show a lot of respect for you.

Whenever Optimus or the other Autobots were harmed, no matter how slight or severe, you would become extremely anxious, and Optimus would find it adorable.

Optimus really wouldn't get any time to talk to you, either because of him being busy or you being busy but when he does, that is during midnight, you both would engage in a rather in conversation talking about your private lives or past. Him sipping his energon and you sipping your coffee would talk for hours and even cry on each other's shoulder.

He loves it when you touch him during your regular check-ups. He fantasises about you caressing him out of affection.

He would even go so far as to fake his injuries or intentionally injure himself in order to meet you or be touched by your small fragile hands.

Poor Optimus cries on his knees every night, because he knows you would not love him in the same way he does or at least he thought you wouldn't. :)

It would be difficult for him to resist the want to simply hold you securely close to his spark, kiss you, or touch you and have his way with you. But he would fight them while remaining in control of himself.

Everyone knew Optimus was in love with you since his entire attitude changed around you,from being a prime, a protector, the great leader of the Autobots to a soft,shy and nervous robot. 

Despite everyone telling him to express his feelings to you, he would hide them inside himself and never say or admit anything to you. He was too afraid of what the consequences would be.

[lockheed-martin-unofficial]

Decepticon purring headcanons!

There’s no Dreadwing or Airachnid in this. I forgot they existed.

Edit: Dreadwing has been added!

Shockwave: Purring is an emotional response, which means Shockwave cannot do it. At least, not voluntarily. Maybe the shadowplay isn’t 100% successful, or maybe the fact that it represses emotions doesn’t necessarily mean it prevents all physical response resulting from those emotions.

When Shockwave finds himself purring, it is completely out of his control. He doesn’t see it coming, and he cannot stop it.

It would confuse him. He doesn’t know why his frame is responding in this way because he literally doesn’t have the capacity to understand. Shockwave sometimes has trouble distinguishing emotions he sees in others, especially during complex situations or when the person reacts in an unexpected way. It would be even more difficult to understand how and why he reacts to emotions that are no longer there. I can see him alone in his lab, trying to understand where the sound is coming from until it hits him.

He has a very deep voice, very deep purr to match. It’s not a sound you would immediately register as a purr, and if Shockwave heard it post empurata recovery, he wouldn’t recognise it as his own at first.

Megatron’s purring is very loud and deep. He sounds like an idling tank, the sound alone making you aware of just how mighty he is. However, he does not do it very often, because there isn’t really anyone Megatron can open up to like that. It’s lonely at the top, especially when you’re purposefully building a reputation as someone to be feared even by your own troops. But he’s part of the “purring while recharging” crowd, and sometimes, when he’s really passionate during a speech or particularly enjoying a battle, you will hear the powerful rumbling of his engine.

Fun fact: Predaking would not be able to purr because he doesn’t have an engine, at least not in the way other cybertronians do. Predacons in general would instead show their trust by shutting their optics, the way tigers do because they can’t purr either. Maybe they’d be able to make a similar sound with their voicebox but it wouldn’t be a true purr, more like a growl.

I think this gif is really funny. He’s looking under his arm because he can’t see around his ridiculous bigass shoulder pads. Stupid bird /affectionate

Starscream, once he feels relaxed and safe, will purr excessively. It’s very easy to draw the sound out of him if he trusts someone. Unfortunately, this doesn’t really happen often. He has a reputation to maintain among the decepticons, and he is very good at hiding his true feelings. Also, most days he can’t really feel at ease on the Nemesis, he’s constantly watching his back for one reason or another. He does it quite often if he’s alone though, it’s a self-soothing thing. (Cats do that when they’re injured or stressed, and those two things happen to Starscream a lot during the show.) Although it would take a lot of time and patience for him to express a possible vulnerability someone by purring, it’s definitely possible. You would know he’s being genuine about his feelings when he does, because he can’t fake a purr.

Soundwave: Cybertronians that don’t speak are still able to purr because the sound comes from the engine, not the voicebox. But for Soundwave specifically, I’m not sure if it’d be considered breaking his vow of silence if he purred. Must be embarrassing either way. He would probably (attempt to) repress it in most situations. When he does purr, it’s barely audible. Probably makes a whirring sound, and you’d be able to feel the vibration all throughout his frame. Similarly to Megs however, Soundwave doesn’t really have anyone to open up to and be chill with. Personally I don’t ship them, but if you do it’d make sense for them to do it together. Being the only person the other can truly open up to and whatnot.

Knockout is probably the Decepticon who purrs the most openly. He’s not really ashamed to openly express his feelings. Unlike the high command, he has no reason to really hide it. Knockout has quite a powerful engine, and his purrs sound more like revving than idling.

On the other hand, Breakdown is not as loud as him. Actually, he’s surprisingly quiet for a bot his size. That’s not to say he doesn’t purr as often in Knockout’s company as the doc does in his. It’s a gentle, peaceful sound. You could fall asleep to it.

Dreadwing is not ashamed to let his feelings show. He is professional and composed, yes, but he’s never going to try to hide the fact that he’s happy. He considers doing so to be the same as lying. And sure, Decepticons usually aren’t averse to deceiving, but then again he isn’t your average Decepticon. When he purrs he does so proudly, not considering the continuous rumbling of his engine to be an expression of vulnerability. Rather, an expression of passion. His purrs are loud and make his entire frame vibrate.

He never purrs when he is fighting, considering doing so to be disrespectful but able to understand why someone like Megatron would.

That’s all, folks! Might to an Autobots version, but I don’t know them as well as the cons. That’s mostly be general headcanons.

[pax-former]

Megatron from tfp is in love with the big lady from ponyo. (A.k.a, Granmamare)

YALL CANT SWAY ME FROM NOT BELIEVING THIS.

Like, I imagine him first watching this shit while looking through the internet, and found a clip of the big woman from ponyo and he just instantly falls in love.

Like, because of the war going on, and because he didn’t care, Megatron doesn’t know about Earth. Which means Megatron actually believes she exists. 

And she is everything he wanted.

She’s understanding.

She’s kind.

And best of all?

she’s BIG.

We all know Megatron stims (kicking the air, chuckling whole heartedly and talking to himself / ranting about her) because of Granmamare.

There were many cybertronians who fell in love with the gladiator, but he didn’t feel the same way. Even as a warlord, he sometimes got letters to show their love to him, which he easily declined because, alas he doesn’t feel the same way.

But Granmamare?

She’s got his spark wrapped around her pinky.

Megatron’s HOOKED.

Whenever he has time, he actually goes to the city where the movie took inspiration from ( Fukuoka, Tomonoura ) and flew around the ocean for HOURS. He gets sad that she didn’t show up, but he won’t stop trying to look for his crush.

Megatron usually leave gifts for the lady, for example, a heart shaped energon he carved himself. He is just absolutely in love he doesn’t even know what to do, he hasn’t been this happy and excited since he met Orion Pax.

He will keep searching for his lover. To the ends of this world.

[myfictionalfables]

The Jasper Trio !!!

[melishade]

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This ask game btw

Everyone, and I mean everyone would be terrified of Hanji if she somehow ended up in the TFP Universe during the events of the actual show with her 3D gear. If not she’ll make it herself. She would go after everything and everyone. She would actively be worse than Miko. She and Shockwave have beef over creative differences.

She would bloop Predaking.

[emelinstriker]

May you share your TFP Decepticon headcanons 👁️👁️

If you want specifics, then their domestic lives? (Or what one can achieve akin to a domestic life in time of war 💀)

I did NOT expect to see any ask regarding TFP- Or at least till I switch fandoms again- So like I can't really think of many X Reader headcanons right now. So I just wrote down like 3 for each. I'm also not quite sure how to condense domestic points, cuz I suck at general fluff when my hyperfixation is elsewhere- So sorry if these don't feel like they're really in the domestic direction fhgnfhg

Only doing some Decepticons though-

☆ ~ Headcanons ~ ☆

☆ Megatron

He do be a busy mech, so he doesn't have too much time on his servos. Therefore he cherishes it whenever he gets to have private moments with just his human and no interruptions.

Likes to carry you around on his shoulder pad- It just generally makes it safer for you, in his opinion, and more comforting for him.

Any that would merely look at you weirdly would face the wrath of Lord Megatron. You can tell him not to punish the other Cybertronian though. He does listen... sometimes.

☆ Starscream

Mans refusing to show affection towards you around other Decepticons, especially Megatron. But he's just melting around you when in private.

He prefers recharging with you lying on him. It's oddly soothing having his human on his chassis.

Tends to look for you as comfort whenever he had a bad day with Megatron.

☆ Soundwave

Despite the amount of work he does and how busy he is, he doesn't really fail at also paying attention to you. He's truly a multi-tasker.

Would let Laserbeak play with you though if his extra appendages and music can't keep you busy.

Very loving towards his human. He may not talk, but he uses emoticons on his visor to display how much he loves you.

☆ Shockwave

Just don't play with whatever materials he needs to conduct his experiments and you're good to go. Play with his antennae and ear fins while on his shoulder pad instead.

He gets easily distracted by his human. He knows it's illogical with the major size difference, and how he should just be able to ignore you. But he can't help it nor explain this phenomenon.

He also also can't explain why he has this urge to gently pat you with a digit.

☆ Knockout

While he does buff himself on his own, or has Breakdown help him, he does enjoy it when you're buffing him instead as well. Especially when he's in his alt mode.

Speaking of which, expect drive-in theater dates. Just don't get his interior dirty with snack crumbs.

Worries a lot about your health. If you're sick, he'll keep you close to him to make sure you're actually alright. But no kisses from him till you're no longer coughing and sneezing. He just buffed himself and doesn't need your sickly fluids on his frame.

☆ Predaking

Tends to pick up you up whenever he wants attention. You were talking to Steve? Nah, now you gotta give your giant mecha dragon pets and kisses.

He also enjoys carrying you around on his frame whenever he can. At least he won't have to look where he goes this way.

While he has to go on missions from time to time, it's not a common thing due to his value, so a lot of his time is spent protectively watching over his human.