#tf man i just wanna be happy who fucking cursed me so damn bad

[fortunately-bi]

Ugh....

[bajisbabe]

[author’s note] broke into three parts since Tumblr only allows ten pictures per post (four banners for characters and then the breaks are nine total so I can’t add anymore, sorry).

toman boys’ reaction to getting slapped by the reader pt. 1 (mikey, draken, smiley, and baji)

warnings: teasing, cursing, empty threats, nahoya practically bullying the reader, hint of angst for angry, dark!mikey, toxicity (?)

anon said: “I just read your Yandere Kazutora and I got hyped and laughed so hard like YEAH HE WOULD DO THAT JABDJDJAJSJ anyway I had a thought, what would happen if y/n was so pissed/embarrassed/flustered until she accidentally slapped toman Bois while they were teasing her? ”

part 2 (takemichi, chifuyu, mitsuya, hakkai)

part 3 (kazutora, angry)

— lmao, you didn’t

— no you didn’t

— I KNOW tf you did not!

— he looks shocked for a split second, just a second

— and then he slowly turns to you with that coy smile of his

— he doesn’t hit women, that much you know

— but that doesn’t mean he won’t get angry

— he’s pissed, you can see it in his eyes

— but he merely smiles, his eyes disappearing as he pulls a wide grin

— then his hands are on you, curling around your wrists

— tight! it hurts, he’s hurting you

— then he snaps out of it

— Mikey struggles with a darker side of himself more often than any of the others

— he most definitely isn’t the one to mess with

— it would be wise of you to never put your hands on him in that way ever again

— but he acts as though it doesn’t bother him, distancing himself from you and grabbing something to eat to make himself feel better

— anything to get his mind off of how he almost hurt you

— ayo, what the fuck? 🤠

— “I know you didn’t just...”

— “baby, seriously?”

— it would low-key hurt his feelings

— like he would full on pout about it

— you’re dead ass breaking his heart rn

— apologize 🎤

— you would have to kiss him all over to soothe his heartache

— hug him from behind, do all that affectionate shit he loves

— he’ll hold this against you for YEARS to come

— he’ll even expose you in public

— if you’re in the middle of a conversation with someone else, especially if said someone is from toman, best believe he’ll bring it up

— “(y/n), remember when you slapped me?”

— he’ll watch you fall apart and get flustered and embarrassed, stammering to explain yourself before people think badly of you

— “you slapped draken?”

— “what? no! well, yes. yea, I did, but-”

— “yeah, she slapped me in the face. hard as hell too, damn near broke my jaw and all. I even had a handprint on my face for two whole days.”

— will overplay it for sympathy points

— all the while, he’ll have his arm tossed over your shoulder as he pulls you into his chest and ultimately takes over the conversation while you’re on the verge of tears, trying to prove that you’re not a bad guy

— that’ll teach you not to put your hands on him like that ever again

— slap who?

— baji might manage to catch your wrist before you can slap him

— but even still, he would definitely have something to say

— “did you just try to slap me / did you just slap me?”

— answer wisely or don’t answer at all. but you better do something

— mans is about to throw a whole fit

— you know he’s a sucker for affection, so you better get to the kissing if you wanna save your ass

— hurry! 💋 mr. tom 💋 i’m so happy 💋 i could 💋 eat you up I really could 🎶

— he might be in such a mood that he pushes you off if you try to kiss him

— actually, nevermind. don’t kiss him

— don’t hug him, don’t hold him. DO NOT TOUCH HIM.

— he’ll either be extremely pissed off or super petty about the whole thing

— that’s the last time he’ll ever tease you

— if slapping him is how you’ll react, he won’t want to fluster you anymore at all

— you got him stressed for real, he’ll tie his hair up and everything

— for a second, you think he might fight you

— but he won’t, he’ll just stay as far away from you while still being in your vicinity just to ensure you feel like shit about the whole thing

— you couldn’t possibly hurt him physically, he has been punched and kicked and stabbed and beat with a bat before, but he most definitely will pretend like you really hurt him just to make you feel even worse

— when he’s over his little pity party, he let out a huge sigh and that’s you sign to give him all your love and affection ASAP, no rocky.

— hugs and kisses now! 😡😤🤬

— no seriously, he’s very serious about physical affection as it is, and now you’ll have to dial it up an extra notch to make sure he isn’t mad at you

— like you’ll have to kiss and hug him like there’s no tomorrow

— he wants it all and maybe a little more to make up for it

— so you better be prepared to give him that

— now what the fuck?

— genuinely shocked

— he’ll get stone faced for a couple seconds, no longer smiling, just staring down at you

— high-key aggressive af

— he thinks you want to fight him

— you better put your hands up because he is not playing with you

— “oh, that’s how it is?”

— he sucks his teeth, smile returning full force but in an eerie way that has your stomach turning

— “you wanna fight? hm, (y/n)? you wanna fight me? on god?”

— you don’t want to fight him

— but he’s not giving you a choice

— will pin you down, straddle you, and push and shove if you try to get up

— fight back or else

— “you wanna fight me? forreal? after all we’ve been through? put your hands up then, let’s see if you’re ‘bout it.”

— don’t put your hands up

— he might actually fight you

— but he’ll get over it once he sees you genuinely getting upset

— like if you start crying, or like begging him to stop to the point where you’re getting choked up, he’ll stop

— but he sure as hell is disrespectful with it

— rolling his eyes, and shoving you one last time before getting up and glaring

— mf is scary though, I don’t blame you if you start bawling fr

— he will still have some shit to say though

— “yeah, that’s what I thought... crybaby ass.”

[dreamii-yume]

New Episode Update Let’s GOO!!!

Warning : This is just Yume having a mental breakdown, seriously. This episode update was WHACK.

~ MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 68-75 ~

I know we ain’t participating and all but the game reminding you that there’s 10 minutes left to prepare is seriously bad for my heart.

Aah, shiet. Vil is still hurt.

He still has small wounds and scratches that he hid make up. Daddy, I’m worried.

Apparently, yeah, I’m not the only one cause my homeboy, Epel just asked to switch the center role with Vil. THE CONFIDENCE.

Aw, he’s worried about him falling over during stage (And make the performance look bad) Come on, Epel just be honest-

...He finally became the ideal poisoned apple that Vil wanted, huh?

Vil being proud a mom.

But the queen inside him is STRONG.

He’ll embrace the villain in him, OUR QUEEN CAN STILL GO. INJURED, WHO?

...AAND he proceeds to roast Epel again lol Typical Vil.

I love how Epel just accepted a nickname like “Doku Ringo-chan” lol It’s so cute, senior-junior relationship goals right there.

HERE WE GO.

Everyone is actually really confident hahaha

I really wish Deuce’s mom, Ace’s brother, Jamil’s sister, and Vil’s dad were here in person to watch.

HECK I WANT KALIM’S WHOLE FAMILY HERE WHY NOT

T-THEY’RE REALLY LETTING US HEAR THE FULL SONG. 

IS THAT JAMIL RAPPING.

Look at Jamil’s solo SD dancing. LOOK AT IT.

I really fucking love Vil’s singing voice aaa

HIS VOICE IS SO GOOD.

Album when disney.

Is Vil okay.

...aight im hearing some high quality panting here

...dont mind me listening to it a bit too much...

...they’re going to be great reference for some spicy- leave me alone

Vil panting is making me feel SOMETHING.

ANYWAY. THE CROWD IS A MOOD.

IS VIL OKAY.

Unmei no megami is giving me idia ptsd here.

Heartslabyul Senpais are watching their kids, looking all proud *sniff

Oh god, after playing Obey Me, it just occurred to me how similar Cater and Asmodeus’ voices are...

Watch these Senpai dorks act like Ace and Deuce’s second family. Trey being the dad, Riddle being the mom, and Cater being the supportive big bro. It’s so beautiful.

Riddle’s voice is a lot more softer now, I just realized...It’s so soothing...

God i miss u too octavinelle never change

Yeah, why tf did Floyd not audition for this

Bro, can you imagine Nobuhiko Okamoto in the squad as well??? IMAGINE-

Of course, he wasn’t in the mood back then. Of course. Why did i even ask.

IMAGINE FLOYD BEING IN VDC NEXT YEAR.

Omg i miss u too octavinelle never change

Azul’s gonna overblot again with Floyd’s marketing skills lol

Jade coming in like welp i guess thats that. Too bad, huh Azul?

GOD i miss u too octavinelle never change

SAVANA BITCHES HI

I wonder if these mfs knew that Vil just overblotted and malmal was the one who fixed the stage lol

oooh Leona’s sus about something he a sharp boi

Speak up my guy—

still so weird leona taking his job seriously

Malleus looking happier seeing this performance rather than Lilia’s lol

I miss the simpery in Sebek

Silver’s not in the verge of falling into a coma for once wow

Chenya’s so cute.

AND WE’RE BACK TO CUTE HEIGH HO TEAM

fcking shotacons man...im not one to talk

Aw, they didn’t show Neige performance...

The simping in the crowd is a MASSIVE mood.

WHO WINS TELL ME

These night raven fuckers better vote for us and not pull a “oh shie my hand slipped lololol” i swear to god- im gonna throw hands

*me holding my phone and pretending to vote as well

Suspense music intensifies be like-

HAAA

BOIS, ITS ONE VOTE DIFFERENCE WHO IS IT AAAA

WHAT.

HOW DARE- HOW!? HOW DID WE LOSE!?

WE LOST BY ONE VOTE!?

EVERYONE’S SO SHOCKED LOL

vil pls dont overblot again-

Noooo grim’s tuna cans-

WE REALLY LOST TO A LEGIT KIDS SONG.

These children do not have the right to be this cute. I wanna take Timmy, Toby, and Shelpie home.

I swear to god one of these dwarves sounds like Cheka lol Is it Toby?

EPEEELLLL DONT CRRYYYY

KALIMMMM DONT CRRYYYY

KALIM HAVING THE AUDACITY TO SOUNDING LIKE A BIG BROTHER AND THEN CRYING HIS OWN RIGHT AFTER LOLOLOL

I HATE THIS EPISODE YALL MADE MY TWO BOIS CRY IM FIGHTING THIS EPISODE. BURN THIS.

This background music too though im deeeeddd

KALIM IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING A SINFIC ABOUT YOU PLS DONT CRY-

Jamil impressed about Vil being “calm” and Vil just going “h e h. you dont even know.”

....ha...

Monsieur Rook. WHAT did you say.

ROOK VOTED FOR ROYAL SWORD. Are you kidding me. You snek how could you- i loved you

WHAT DID I SAY- Ya’ll night raven fuckers shall not slip by their fingers when voting rook.

Vil is in the brink of passing out aaaaa

I have never heard Ace this pissed before whoa- lol he sounds like Deuce in his delinquent mode

Aw...Rook felt that Neige’s performance carries a stronger bond than theirs :’( it’s hard to put the blame on him when he’s saying all these stuff

It’s just like what they said in the past episodes that it’s really hard voting for your own team when you know the opposing team is better.

Aww...He just wanted Vil to believe in himself more...Rook is such a best man. Im crying-

Oh noooo is Vil gonna cry too nooo- daddy turned to baby really quick SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN EMERGENCY HUG

Well- at least...at least the 100 year record of not being able to win is still going, yeah? Um...bad joke? Sorry, i’ll see myself out-

NEIGE NOT NOW AND YOUR VII-KUN BULLSHIT- we’re having a moment here

Neige is such sweetheart but aaaahh— This makes it worse, we can’t even hate him aaa—

OMG JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN’T- AAAAA

MONSIEUR ROOK. YOU’RE A FAN OF NEIGE!?

MOTHERFUCKER just got exposed by Neige himself lol

Going to Neige’s shake hand events, sending him letters, buying all his merch and shie- HE’S A FULL BLOWN NEIGE STAN

WTF YOU SNEK GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL-

OOOOHHH THAT FUCKING ALBUM- HIS “LIFE’S WORK” or whatever bullshit IS FULL OF NEIGE

...actually- my japanese is lacking- im not sure lol what is a ブロマイド??? Lol I feel like a clown.

Rook is sweating profusely LOL

...what do you have to say for yourself, monsieur rook.

Wait- huh is that-

IS HE GONNA CRY-

WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING!??!?!?!

HE’S SILENTLY CRYING AS HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO NEIGE WHAT. THE. FUCK IS THIS EPISODE.

Neige fanclub??? Eternal Snow??? What kind of creepy-ass- OH, HE EVEN HAS A MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TOO-

Props to Neige with his :) expression unfaltering.

I’m- I’m speechless.

Vil is just looking down at Rook in disappointment like- “you’re more pathetic than I am”

Queen just went “I think you need this handkerchief more than I do now” THAT’S RIGHT. REPENT MOTHERFUCKER.

Rook crying is cursed.

But damn, I’m kinda liking this new relationship this bitchy relationship they have

Neige just dragged everyone’s ass back on stage and his snow white energy just said “LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND SING”

NEIGE IS FUCKING GREAT- HE REALLY DID GOT THESE BITCHES TO SING HEIGH HO LOL

ACE’S RELUCTANT SINGING AND DEUCE LOOKING LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN

KALIM IS SUCH A MOOD, SINGING EVEN WITHOUT KNOWING THE LYRICS AND JAMIL JUST HAVING THAT “i want to die” ENERGY

AIGHT. ROOK IS HAVING WAY TOO MUCH FUN AND EPEL IS TRYING HIS BEST. HE’S SO CUTE-

OMG NEIGE AND VIL HAVING SUCH GOOD HARMONY—

YAHOO Y A H O O TANOSHIINDA~~ 

YA’LL SURE ABOUT GIVING ME THIS BLESSED MOMENT??

What a somewhat happy ending, even though Rook just backstabbed us I’m crying Beauté 100 points!!!

LOL Vil realizing he’s having fun singing with Neige- “SOMEONE JUST END ME RIGHT NOW-“ The desperation in his voice-

I love how Neige’s yahoo yahoo is messing with everyone’s head, even Vil wants to pass out lol

haha Crowley is so depressed lol

WHA- WHO-

HEADMASTER OF ROYAL SWORD!?

He looks like your typical grandpa- and his outfit looks like that one mickey mouse wizard outfit but blue—

Old man just went “we won lol” just to piss Crowley off I like this guy’s energy already-

Crowley being most likely as old as this guy—

ooohh this man just sensed something in this stage- Leona did too, didn’t he???

* Damn. Crowley talking so fast sounds like he’s making a load of bullshit lol

Anyway, I’m just glad that it’s not mickey mouse who’s the headmaster— I would’ve lost my shit.

We’re back in our dorms and I forgot that the squad doesn’t live with us anymore. It’s suddenly so lonely now...

Grim is getting the yahoo yahoo ptsd too lol it’s too goddamn catchy

oooohh shiet- mickey is calling us again

YES we finally got a good picture of this motherfucker

It seems like nothing is disrupting our communication this time, so MC thought to call Grim but—

Grim is not here.

Uuhhh...Grim? Where you’ve gone??? We’re getting flashbacks of the first parts of the game.

We went out to find Grim and HE’S CHOMPING ON ANOTHER BLACK STONE ON THE STAGE-

GRIM SPIT THAT OUT YOU LOOK TERRIFYING

AAAAAHH GRIM HAS GONE FERAL— He’s attacking US

Is this because we didn’t win his tuna canss nooo

NoOO SWEET BABY COME BACK.

Legit I’m sad, please baby don’t overblot like this...

He learned a new move though- SCRATCH

Ooh— We’re seeing some Ignihyde scenes here~

P U H I H I

Idia getting a lot of emails from bigshot companies whoa—

THAT OLYMPUS—?! EXCUSE ME??? Ortho what- Are we finally getting that Hercules episode—

Damn getting a hot chance in olympus only to put them down the recycling bin oof— Idia why edit : Yume was informed that olympus is kind of a company that sponsored VDC sorry she was mind-fucked at this moment and the ability to understand proper Japanese just went whoosh lol Thanks to @starshiningsirius for pointing it out for Yume~ ♥︎ HONESTLY YUME’S JUST GONNA WAIT FOR ACTUAL PROFESSIONAL TRANSLATORS AT THIS POINT LOL Don’t trust me for important situation too much lol

Aaaahh...We’re getting this shut-in out of his room in the next episode, are we?

And that concludes the whole Pomefiore Episode! JESUS CHRIST 75 CHAPTERS ALL IN ALL!? How long is the Ignihyde chapter going to be, huh!?

This was a really, really fun episode lol I’d consider this a fan service episode actually cause of all the things we get to experience— The singing, dancing, and the new songs, THE DRAMA. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

But then, the plot thickens, no? What’s going to happen to Grim? In the Ignihyde episode? And those reoccurring memories of us? And our relationship with Tsunotarou lol ALSO WE NEVER REALLY DID FIND OUT WHAT ROOK’S UNIQUE MAGIC IS. DISNEY EXPLAIN—

Thanks for reading this shitpost of Yume losing her shiet lol See you all in the Ignihyde Episode~ ❤

[judediangelo75]

Unpopular Opinion: Haywood Edition

I’m sorry, I just started playing Year 6 (on chapter 4) and I already can’t stand almost everyone.

Especially Penny and Beatrice. Beatrice especially.

Granted, the thing about me is that I try my best to look at both sides of the story. 

But I feel how I feel at the end of the day.

Das it.

If you don’t wanna read, that’s cool. Just don’t attack me about it. We can have a conversation if you like but don’t jump down my throat about them. Without further ado, my unpopular opinion.

FYI: This might be a bit long.

Yo, why is it that our character has to play therapist between these two sisters (I can say the same thing about EVERYONE but that’s for another post for another time). 

I understand the struggle that exists there.

Bea was trapped in a portrait for nearly a whole year and Penny nearly worried her hair out over her.

But, excuse you, don’t point your frustration at me.

Granted, Penny should understand that Bea can’t simply go back to the happy, carefree version of herself after getting trapped in a portrait. Change is VERY likely to happen.

Did I expect her to turn into the Hufflepuff version of Ismelda? 

Not even close. 

But Ismelda isn’t so much of a bad person. Yes, she has dark tendencies but it’s not like she killed someone already. She just has her own likes and preferences. Mind you, at first I didn’t like Ismelda too much but eventually she grew on me. If you’ve done the Crushed SQ, the O.W.L.S. TLSQ, and even the Sphnix Club TLSQ, you see that she’s not so bad.

Funny even. 

Plus, I highly doubt she would put Bea in harms way. It’s not like Ismelda is torturing creatures and cutting herself in front of her.

With Penny seeming to know information through streams of gossip for damn near everyone, I half expected her to suspect another side to Ismelda. You know, don’t judge a book by its cover?

But I digress.

Beatrice.

Beatrice. Beatrice. Beatrice.

How much pre-teen angst can you hold in that little body of yours?

Honestly, distancing yourself from Penny isn’t working if she’s gonna constantly plant herself in front of you. Yes, she’s one of the most popular girls at Hogwarts ever since her first year. She can entertain herself with anyone that’s everyone’s attention.

But is everyone her sibling? No.

The fact that you two were so close and then for you to suddenly cut her off like that wouldn’t mean anything to her doesn’t help matters.

Then you wanna tell me to tell your sister to leave you alone? I’m sorry, I’m confused.

When did we start playing telephone and why wasn’t I informed?

Because I didn’t ask nor do I want to play.

Go tell her yourself!

Then later, you go on to say to break this year’s curse faster this time, as I was just taking my sweet time last year just living my best life.

You know, it’s not like I’m also a student who has to worry about her future and been constantly been told by the Headmaster to stay away from the Curse Vaults and let the adults handle it. 

Or I have a year long detention after saving the school from another curse and got no real thanks for it. 

OR I had to turn the castle on its head to get a stupid portrait, train to take on this new curse vault, FIGHT A DRAGON, been betrayed by a professor (I never trusted Rakepick BTW) and could’ve been killed, seen two of the Unforgivable Curses in the same year, been abandoned by my only sibling who I spent seven years hoping to find him and still, ya know, be student.

I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS LIFE! 

My character did not ask to be dub as this ungrateful school’s protector and I’m not even an official Curse-Breaker. I’m not getting paid for this shit.

Granted, I know she doesn’t want other people to experience what she went through. Being caught up in a curse is nothing short of traumatizing event in one’s life. For you to come out fine would probably make some people wonder what’s wrong with you.

But again, I’m still a student. I can’t simply drop my studies at the drop of a hat and immediately figure out how to break the next curse.

And AGAIN: TALK TO YOUR DAMN SISTER!

Tell her how you really feel and KEEP ME TF OUT OF IT! 

And keep the pre-teen angst to yourself, PLEASE. 

When I saw a clip where we have to take Beatrice to the Black Lake with us or she rat us out to Dumbledore, I slapped my forehead.

Like little girl, didn’t you say to “break the curse faster this time”? You are literally slowing me down because now I have to babysit you. 

All because you want to have a rush of breaking the rules. Do you think this is a fucking game?

I’m breaking the rules because I have to. Not for shits and giggles.

And Penny: don’t blame me for taking your sister to a potentially dangerous situation when she forced herself on me. If anything, you should be mad at her. Not me.

I was starting to dislike Penny because of how often Jam City is throwing her at me, but this behavior...

I wouldn’t take this shit laying down if I had the chance to adjust my character’s personality myself.

Like damn, it’s not like I have a whole brother missing. Not like I’m not sad or upset that he left me and I have clue if the man is dead or alive. 

Why am I involved in another pair of sibling’s issues? 

-Sighs- This is only the beginning. Lord have mercy