#tf clacker

[universe-prime]

Are you in need of transport A.S.A.P?

Looking to deliver some goods across Cybertron faster than a turbo-fox chasing its own tail?

Tired of having to keep track of overbearing lists and passports just for a single ride to the city??

Well look no further than Cybertron's finest—

The mighty Click-Clack and Co.~!!

I've been thrown back into my transformers love HARD and decided to revamp/create a bunch of ocs to cope with it lmao. Anyway, meet Click-Clack and(a small part) of his dandy crew~! Click-Clack(or just Clacker for short) specializes in delivering all manner of goods and services across the vast expanse of Cybertron in just a few days time. Whether it be weapons, medical supplies, building materials, or simply an independent company needing help traveling from point A to B, he doesn't really discriminate and just LOVES doing his duty as a gigantic mailman train

To really put Clacker into perspective, I put him beside a few iconic bots from tfa...👀💦

And as an added fun bonus, I even made a map of his internal layout when he's in train mode(which is pretty much his default tbh)

But what's a train without his helpful crew, ey? This is only a small part of it, my pal @simplych4i has ocs that cover a good majority, but I can at least give a quick overview on these fellas!!

Needlepoint

The one and only medic! If there's an incident or injury, she'll take care of you with a patient servo and a caring spark

She was assigned to Clacker due to a recent scandal that ruined her career. Her patients mysteriously wound up dead or missing memories while under her care, and enough of these reports piled up to the point where her license was revoked and no respectful hospital would ever hire her again

Overall she's a doting maternal figure to the crew and, although a bit quiet and reserved, she's always happy to lend a shoulder to cry on or a listening audial fin

Sprocket

Self proclaimed demolitions expert and part-time mechanic! Should the train ever be attacked by Decepticon's raiding it for it's cargo, or any other outside threat, she's there on the front lines ready to blast them back to the hole they crawled out of

Former Elite Guard, Sprocket was quickly demoted and shunned from her station due to her "sudden" fatuation with explosives and anything that could cause them. After a near-death experience that nearly extinguished her spark, she went off on a personal mission to recreate the enlightening blast that started it all in the hopes of "seeing utopia" once again...whatever that means

Nowadays, Sprocket is just as explosive as her passion. Loud-mouthed and unafraid to speak her mind, she's always ready to slam a fist into anyone who crosses her path while also gleefully spreading a few headaches across her fellow crewmates

Tag

And lastly, our head of navigation! Despite their age, Tag has a natural gift for plotting out routes, understanding complicated maps, and making sure that there's always a backup route should the current one ever be interrupted

(Former)delivery mailbot by day, graffiti street artist by night, Tag often explored the seediest parts of Cybertron along their route and saw the injustice firsthand. Using their artistic talent and the access they had to private letters, they'd anonymously paint rebellious ideology and personal defamation against elites as a way of speaking out. Tag's artistic trail was eventually traced back to them, and they were swiftly demoted to a spot on the Click-Clack

Tag is overall what you might expect from a young bot who was practically raised in the underbelly of Cybertron. Cute and sweet one minute, then cutthroat and petty the next, overall Tag is just a bundle of energy constantly looking to prove themself alongside the much older "adult" bots of the crew they're with. They can't quite grasp why everyone insists on protecting them so much, but slowly Tag has learned to accept this ragtag group of weirdos and ex-convicts as their true family

And that's about it!! These guys have been flooding my mind for DAYS and if you've actually made it this far, thank you thank you🥺🤙 I can't wait to post more stuff about them, I'm rattling them around in my brain SO hard

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it? (Lie detector edition)

FYI, jeremy Kyle is basically Dr Phil, but from the UK, and a billion times better at his job. His focus was always finding the truth and helping those who need it, not making a big spectacle of everything and taking on things far above his pay grade so he can live it up easy in the hollywood hills. He's a regular dude.

[dollwritesarchive]

Sooo how would you describe a ballsack? lol, wow, like wow. Okay seriously laughter aside. Like how can I make it sound sexy dammit!!???!?

All I got is like, sack, scrotum???? Your Dio clackers fic has me like wait. How tf did she make balls sexier?!

YOU KNOW ILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST I was going through It ™️ while I was writing the CLACKERS FIC KDKDKSKS and I did kinda come to a couple of conclusions.

1. There is not nearly enough sexy synonyms for balls 😭

HOWEVER 2. Is that it’s not always what you call them but how you describe them, if you are descriptive enough you can get away with using some of those silly words for them.

Full disclosure I think about balls too much they’re probably more important to me than the dick itself in terms of aesthetics. and if I’m reading about them, I want to know about their WEIGHT. Saying they’re heavy or swollen makes me think that he’s touch starved or depraved or desperate to get off, describing the hair pattern and color can make it more believable that it’s a certain character. some balls hang low ( my fave ), some are high and tight, and some are uneven. If he’s thrusting at all, mention the SWING. Ball enthusiasts like myself love that shit.

I hope this helps! Synonyms are the enemy when it comes to balls I tried to just use balls or scrotum when I’m writing about them if I can help it, but the in depth description of the genitals themselves is really what I think makes writing about balls sexy.

[baurbiediv]

if you looked at this and said everything but tongs, disrespectfully, i’m e-slapping tf outta you LMFAOOO

wtf are clackers and pincers???????

[dolphin-enthusiast]

That moment when your cursed doll post wasn't nasty to me, but the fact that the clacker volley MONSTER CRUNCHES INSTEAD OF SAVORS AND APPRECIATES HARD CANDY, WHAT KIND OF FUCKIN-

IKR IM LITERALLY SO DESENSITIZED NOTHING MOVES ME ANYMORE BUT LITTLE THINGS SUCH AS THESE SOMETIMES PISS ME TF OFF-

[universe-prime]

Some shenanigans with my little freaks just to give y'all a taste lmao