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transformhim · 4 months ago

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“B-Bigger, uhh, actually…”

“Yeah? I f-MMUUugh-fuckin’ thought so… huh…”

“And bigger…? J-Jeez, dude, what’s gotten into you…”

“I dunno, man.. delayed pump? It was lookin’ sick though, right?”

“Oookay, Jin, take it easy, I said I’d help you out with recording but—”

“Sorry, sorry, it’s just—UU-OOhhh—oh, Kai a-are you ffffff-UUGH-uh-kin’ SEEING THIS??”

“WOAH… dude c-c’mon, chill, you’re gonna—”

“Why would I sssssssSSTOP this, bro?!”

“Quit flexing! It’s speeding the—and your fucking voice! And the—your, uh… your… wow…”

“AAWWRRGGH ffffuuck yeah man, look how thick my meats getting man.. SSSorry, I know you don’—UUGGHH—t swing that was but—FUCK you can’t imagine what this ffff-feels like…”

“It—It’s—you’re… still getting bigger.. Y-your balls…”

“Fffffffffuuuck—UUHHNF—ooohh god that was a bbIIIIIIgg one…”

“… Tore your shorts and s-snapped your j-jock, Jin…”

“Fffuck, It’s like I’m pissing this shit…”

“All that pre…”

“Dude.. feel me… G-GRRRROWWW with me…”

“I—I mean, I wish…”

“UURNGH—oooh, fuck, dude I w-*buuurrrpp*-wish you could t-toooOOOOOO, mmnnnhhooooyeaahh…”

“UUGGH! Nasty dude, that’s fucking rank..”

“Excuse me! MMNNFFF!!…”

“Gross… smells like..”

“YYYYYEEEAAAHHhhh, it does—RRNG!!—You think that’s what did it? That energy drink? That rando on the floor was h-hhhAAANDING OUT—FUCK!!”

“Goddamn, you’re gonna burst through this place!”

“Mmmff, that’d be so fuckin, hot.”

“F-For real…”

“… You wanna—mmfffuckyeeaah—grow with me, dude?”

“I—Well… Yeah, bro, I kinda do…”

“… Then why don’t you ggggnnff—go crack open that can in your bag, bbbrRROOO—FUCK—or are those drinks still ‘sooo bad for your overall health?‘”

“I think I can make exceptions…”

“That’s what I’m tttALLLKIN’ bout, dude.”

“Let’s see what this bod can do!”

“Strip down, Kai.. I wanna feel you fuckin’ all over me while you beef up, dude, grow with me, bro, get ready…”

“Bottoms up!”

“Fuckin’ right.”

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Scrolled across this pic👇on the dash right before this reblog and the mind couldn’t help but wander 🤪 Thanks for the inspo, @swollenmuscles!

“Is the room getting smaller, or am I getting bigger??”

#just a quickie #reblogged #male transformation #male tf #muscle #muscle growth tf #had to prove to myself that i could still write i gusss #tf by drinks

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bbbbbbbbatman · 1 year ago

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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted #being forced to take on a ‘if you’re going to drink then id rather you do it with me’ style of parenting #just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going ‘why tf did I adopt a child?!’#batman #robin #battinson #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc #dc comics #mine

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ultimatefartwizard · 4 months ago

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Nightshade found a trailcam and wanted to say hello!

As for Alex, well... he got a bit startled LMAO

(might adjust some hues in the upper image for fun or later edits)

#ultimatefartwizard #transformers #tf earthspark #transformers earthspark #maccadams #earthspark #nightshade #transformers nightshade #alex malto #poor man spilt his drink EVERYWHERE #this idea came totally random to me because i was looking at cool effects you could make with layer blending modes and pen opacity #Dorothy is gonna cackle about this later #there needs to be a series of just.... transformers trailcam drawings it would be so funny #dont worry alex is fine after this nightshade just came out of NOWHERE

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gunsatthaphan · 2 months ago

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that's 5 years in horny jail for you, miss metavee 😤

#pluto the series #pluto series #pluto series ep3 #oonmay #aioon x may #mayoon #namtanfilm #namtan tipnaree #film rachanun #gmmtv #gl drama #thai gl #JKFKJD MAY STAND TF UP #i cant with her #that omelet scene took me tf out lmaooo i spat out my drink #that was so uncalled for???#miss calm down

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akiacia · 2 months ago

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pokemon au

#akia art #olba #baxter ward #olba mc #pokemon #we're back to the obnoxiously long posts w this one 🤣#i'm only a casual consumer but pkmn is probably my fondest childhood ip.. it'll always be famous to me #i was going to do trainer splash art for each page but gave tf up LOL #there's maggie's drinks fit that i haven't shown before tho 🤣 it's her senior prom dress #+ the fankids bc it wouldn't be pkmn w/o pkmn childhoods #(i hope everyone stateside is taking care after this past week 👴)#i wasn't even old enough to vote the first time this happened so it's unreal to me that we're here again all these yrs later

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ginnungagay · 8 months ago

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you can't present the idea of 'dream drinks what may have interesting effects on people' and expect me to be normal about it. get champagne'd idiot. happy mermay

#my art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #mermay #mermay 2024 #mermaid tf #hits the OTHER blonde with the shrinky drinks #g/t #shrinking

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thepainhouse · 6 months ago

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