#text: caikira

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caikira ; [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if they don’t realize it, it’s their loss / [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon / [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that.

(-- @svnsawrites

[Caileigh sent at 2:52am] LISTEN BINCH UR THE BEST FIREND IVE EVR HAD THAT ISNT MY BROTHRE OK[Caileigh sent at 2:52am] yEAH FCUK HIM AND HIS DUCKING SENS OF DUTY! THE FCTUK IS TATH SUUPOSED TO MEAN????????? U WANA BANFG OR U DONT RIGHT????????????[Caileigh sent at 2:53am] i jsut want to clumb him like a tree though, helooks lik he can fcuk me goooooooooooooood. i miss beign prperlu fukecd

[Caileigh sent at 10:39pm] I’m coming, I’m coming! I had to leave the kids with mom, and Kira was crying so I stayed until she fell asleep![Caileigh sent at 10:39pm] This whole single mom thing isn’t easy, I’ll tell you that much.[Caileigh sent at 10:40pm] 5min and we’ll be singing Hakuna Matata!

[Caileigh sent at 8:01am] Whenever you get this sentimental, I feel like we were both made for each other, because we’re tough bitches who don’t really get sentimental, but we have so much love for each other...[Caileigh sent at 8:02am] I love you, Kira. I mean... I named my kid after you. If that’s not true love, then I don’t know what it is.[Caileigh sent at 8:02am] With that said... I hope you know that you’re loved too, sister. More than I could ever explain. Thanks for sticking by my side after everything...

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[text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready // mod!caikira

[Cai 8:54pm] Why though? Oooo, are you visiting Dark? I’ll be there soon. I’m just that nice.

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[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>! / caikira

(-- @svnsawrites

[Caileigh sent at 4:09am] wow i can see your drunk ass from across the party... i’m taking you home[Caileigh sent at 4:09am] it’s an amazing ass btw[Caileigh sent at 4:09am] still a drunk ass.... but an amazing one[Caileigh sent at 4:11am] i’ve called an uber for us, sis

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[ text ]: Sometimes I get tired of all this. // caikira

Caileigh [10:22am] Do I need to serve Dark’s balls to him on a plate?Caileigh [10:22am] Sometimes I think it would be easier if you and I were a couple.Caileigh [10:22am] And that says a LOT.

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“You did WHAT?” // caikira (shadowhunters)

Caileigh [3:22pm] Fucked your brother. Caileigh [3:23pm] He was getting on my nerves so I kissed him to shut him up. I know, I know. Gross and everything.Caileigh [3:23pm] At least he doesn’t have a log stuck up his ass anymore.

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[text] I th unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx) // caikira

Caileigh 2:41am: I’m hURT. How dare you going out for drinking and not inviting me over? [roll eye emoji]

Caileigh 2:41am: Turn on your Find My iPhone and I’ll be there in a heartbeat. The things I do for you, sister.

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[MSG:] I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can’t tell. Best party ever. // caikira

Cai [4:44am] lmao do you want me to stop by and keep an eye on you, sissy?

Cai [4:44am] it’s not like i was sleeping anyway. i could totally crash at your place. i’ll take my things and my cute batman pajamas and love you down.

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[text]: I accidently just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. // caikira

Cai [9:11PM] Come on over and hide under my bed. I promise to feed you at every three hours.

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[MSG:] Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again. // Modern!Caikira

Text: Why do I do the things I do?

Text: Why does God hate me so much?

Text: Why isn't this hangover going away?