#text logs: aisling gallagher

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Um, sounds gross

I mean... I eat raw heads of lettuce with ketchup. I'm not in a place to judge.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Ash: "🤝🏻"

Trespasser: "They are lying. They're still stuck in Icelandic."

Ash: ">=("

Speaking Le se Bián!

Ah, I only speak le gay

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

If I didn't know better, I'd think Ellie was behind this.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

My life is not a reality series, thank you.

X, X

[o5-the-progeny]

Kinda looks like you do?

Aisling: "I do, yes, but I never said it."

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Ash: "Good luck reaching me, shorty."

I didn't know "cringe" was the new slang for "helplessly gay." Language sure evolves fast...

-Ash

I'm gonna throw a frisbee at y'r head

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

💮 Min! From Ash

Clematis, for ingenuity and cleverness.

From this ask meme

//OOC: Referenced: "Floriography - An Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers" by Jessica Roux

[o5-the-progeny]

Mine certainly wasn't.

X

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

ASH I GOT BAD NEWS!!!

[Wolfy screamed as they barreled through book shelves like a looney tunes character. No makeup, pajamas, they are panicked]

Wh- [Ash looks startled, looking back and forth between the bookshelves Wolfy had emerged from.] How did you get in here? And why are you dressed like that? Are you okay?

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Coward.

I know languages. Gimme the nickname and I'll identify.

-🦊

No.

[o5-the-progeny]

Aisling: "Some things do run in the family, I suppose..."

X

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

There's a reason I have a 500 year ban from the Wanderers Library. It mostly has to do with the first few months I was officially "hired" (read contained) by the Foundation.

In my defense, I was only 17.

@white-rabbits-captain

You won't try to kill me if we ever see each other in person, will you?

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Don't take this the wrong way but I was a While Rabbit, do I have to attempt to contain and or eliminate you if I run into you? It's a weird feeling because you seem nice and I was looking forward to no longer racking up a body count.

@white-rabbits-captain

I won't report you to your higher-ups if you don't, /gen.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

What if I played with you?

Play some animal crossing?

Don't wanna

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Hey ash- I just saw a crow and a centipede making out I need you to stab my eyes

-Wolfy

Not a coupling I needed remindin' of. Now I need alcohol.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Casting spells over there? /silly

Not in so many words; that'd be @maya-moonwalker.