#texas wishes he was a diesel engine. but he really is more like electra

[ivory--raven]

had a really vivid dream and it was a wttt / stex / actual election day crossover thing so I sent a lot of messages going you'd better not be passed out in the street right now, I will end you, I see on the news that your little election party is fizzling out so call me back, WHERE ARE YOU, and then I went pestering the states to teleport me around but they kept giving me lists of tasks to do before they would, so then I was doing all these tasks and a lot of them were train sabotage and I had to do the whole thing on roller skates and when I finally made it to dc I saw gov and he had pointe shoes so I took them away from him. I found the person I was looking for and they weren't doing great and their phone had no charge and I said don't jump off the seawall I'm not fishing you out and they said what sea and then I was claustrophobic and when they went home I pestered the states again and they gave me MORE TASKS. I realized they were also all on roller skates (texas was pretty much electra except I'm sure he would hate to embody trangender electropop) except new york and florida. florida had glued wheels to crocs and miraculously they spun and new york had pointe shoes. california stared.

new york was good at it, too