#terry and Ron are the father/son duo ever

[dungeons-and-burgers]

Ron: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Terry Jr: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Ron: You don’t have to wear it—

Terry Jr, taking the bracelet: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

[magical-awesome-kid]

IDK why I’m obsessing over Dungeons and Daddies again (no wait it’s because it’s a good freaking podcast) but I was thinking about how Ron is currently cursed to not wear pants ever again.

So as I was sitting here, I, a DND veteran, was thinking “wait, isn’t there a remove curse spell?”

Which there is.

But it’s not available to any of the Daddies’ classes.

Bummer... right?

Well, then I was reminded of Terry Jr, who has been seen to have talent in magic - sorcery or wizardry from the sounds of it. If he decides to go Wizard and trains up, then he could one day cast Remove Curse.

So now imagine Ron struggling with his lack of pants, once again, and Terry Jr comes up with a scroll and is like “hey... Ron-Dad, I have been practicing my magic and I have something to give you.” Then he casts Remove Curse on Ron. Ron, of course, flubs the Arcana roll, so he doesn’t know what’s up, until Terry throws Pants at him and is like “I did this for myself too I can’t stand seeing you constantly in underwear” and Ron puts the pants on and??? They don’t melt???

And Ron cries and hugs Terry and tells him how amazing he is and I love the Stampler Father-Son Duo.