#territorial swisspute

[babsvibes]

HI THERE uhm i binge read like all ur fics and last night i finished the Swisspute office au (chefs kiss btw) AND i was wondering if the other employees ever figure out that relationSHIP had sailed, so to speak, and like what their reactions would be!

HI DARLING! Oh my god, this is so sweeeet! Tell me you got some rest though eventually, please? For my sake? You need sleep 😭😭 but thank you for the highest compliment!!

Hello new favorite ask! Let’s see, the coworkers’ reactions in Territorial Swisspute:

Aiden: 100% already knows, and he’s counting down the days until Louise’s contract is done so his job can go back to being normal. Secretly though he’s rooting for them (Logan is a lot easier to work with when he’s less…. pent up)

Salima: she thinks it started before it actually did, so she’s been making sly remarks to Louise and Logan that neither of them understand. She’s happy for them and could see them in a full time relationship, but she’s going to let them figure that out in their own time

Gabriel: oh he haaates it, his ego is so bruised from the whole situation. Because of that, he lives in denial for a long time but eventually comes around. When him, Salima, and Logan start having coffee together again (and when a new IT employee starts), he’s actually the one pushing Logan to make it official instead of doing “whatever nasty thing you’re doing”

Katie: finds out afterwards when the gossip finally hits the rest of the bullpen, and she’s riding her “I told you so” ship into the sun. Everyone finds her insufferable, but hey she was right

Felix: doesn’t know about the relationship or what day it is, doesn’t care, couldn’t be bothered

Nadine at the admin receptionist desk: picked up vibes when Logan stopped coming by her desk for some innocent flirting when Louise showed up, annoyed about the whole thing because now she’s bored at work again

Terrell: Says he knew because of the flowers but didn’t actually think Logan would win Louise over. He would say that to Logan’s face too (another lie)

[shortnotsweet]

Logan and Louise meet the professional objective of maintaining focus and developing a consensual workplace relationship of mutual torment.

[transcript]

“Having a hard time, huh, Slowgan? I heard it through the water cooler. Way to keep your crap together and not overreact in front of the board. Really inspiring stuff.”

“Fuck off.”

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Guess who's been re-reading Louigan fics

it's me, I'm who

Some louigan fanart inspired by @babsvibes's iconic "Territorial Swisspute" cuz it's iconic

[drawthethingdoppelganger]

Bob's Burgers Fanfic Rec List!

Babs thinks she can just trick me into trying whateeeeever things that involve making a list (she can. she's evil). A ship-oriented list cuz umm, I think that's all I've ever read.....

Boblin

do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life? by @jimmypesto - Linda is unhappily married to Hugo, when she meets her soulmate in a bar. Rated E.

for a moment, I knew cosmic love by @jimmypesto - Boblin Soulmate AU. Rated G.

still my patron saint by @jimmypesto - A Boblin Ghost AU. Rated E.

everything’s alright when she calls me back by @jimmypesto - Bob and Linda relive a decades old memory. Rated M.

I see you every day now by @jimmypesto - Five times Bob and Linda should’ve moved in together (and one time they actually did). Rated T.

Old Cape Bob by @babsvibes - Old Boblin Beach Day fic. Rated G.

Stairway to Lemon by @babsvibes - New parents Bob and Linda spend a well-earned night off… sitting on the stairs. Rated G.

i want to know what love is by @https-hunter - A collection of short fics for boblin week 2024 on tumblr.

An Indecent Proposal by @golden--doodler - Bob has decided that the day has finally come: He's going to propose to Linda. Rated T.

Tinimmy

Honey Combed Hair by @babsvibes - (summary? what summary? incredibly important fic to me personally is what it is)

Beach Glaze by @babsvibes - At face value, Tina's goal was quite simple: Have a beach day with Jimmy Jr., just the two of them. So why did it always have to go wrong? Rated G.

the night we snuck into a yacht club party, pretending to be a duchess and a prince by @jimmyjrsmusoems - Tina and Jimmy Jr. decide to sneak into the Glencrest Yacht Club's annual Christmas party. Rated T.

a message in a bottle is all i can do (standing here, hoping it gets to you) by @jimmyjrsmusoems - that time that Jimmy Jr. texted Tina on the emergency phone. Rated G.

all i know, is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life by @jimmyjrsmusoems - Tinimmy Faking Dating AU. Rated T.

don't be afraid to jump, then fall (into me) by @jimmyjrsmusoems - Jimmy Jr. plans a (semi-)romantic surprise for his girlfriend. Rated G.

it always leads to you in my hometown by @jimmypesto - Over the years, Tina and Jimmy Jr. reunite when he returns to Seymour's Bay for Christmas. Rated M.

my gold rush to cold touch favorite ex by @jimmypesto - After a nightmare, Jimmy Jr. pays Tina a late night visit. Rated T.

Bits and Pieces by @eroticfriendfictions - A collection of ficlets and one shots. Rated T.

After Hours by @eroticfriendfictions - Tina and Jimmy Jr. have a closing time rendezvous. Rated T.

Dance Me to the End of Love by @waytoomanyhobbies - With their wedding about a month away, Tina has been going out until very late every night for the past two weeks. Rated M.

Wagstaff Side Story by @https-hunter - West Side Story AU.

Louigan

Logan's Run (-ning away) by @babsvibes - (something something roadtrip romcom). Rated T.

Territorial Swisspute by @babsvibes - Louigan Coworkers AU. Rated E.

Stacy's Cardamom by @babsvibes - Logan commits unthinkable crimes to get Louise’s attention. But in like a romcom-y way. Rated M.

Dread String of Fate by @babsvibes - A soulmate AU where each person has their own identifying tell, and Louise isn't happy with hers. Rated T.

Cry Me a Liver by @babsvibes - Louise and Logan break up for a reason unbeknownst to a pair of deeply concerned and meddling siblings. Rated T.

Pie v. Cake by @babsvibes - Louise and Logan have their stupidest argument to date. Also, there's a puzzle. Rated T.

i don't blame you for being you, but you can't blame me for hating it by @jimmyjrsmusoems - Jimmy Jr. and Logan fighting to figure out who, exactly, is Bob and Linda's "favorite". Rated T. (This is both louigan and tinimmy and I love it sooo much)

take a dirty picture, babe by @jimmypesto - Louise can’t let Logan leave for his trip without giving him a surprise first. Rated M.

small talk in the kitchen (dated, dumb traditions) by @jimmypesto - On Christmas, Logan and Louise have a disagreement about the merits of PDA. Rated T.

Christmas Proposal Proposition by @sailoreuterpe - Louise asks Logan an important question about an important question on Christmas Eve. Rated T.

Rarepairs

BLT- A Commit-y of Marriers by @sailoreuterpe - Bob and Linda are marrying Teddy. Of course, thing don't all go according to plan. In the end, however, their wedding is still (almost) perfect. Rated G.

Chloise - we might just get away with this by @jimmypesto - Chloe and Louise meet up in private. Rated T.

Tinimeke - Veals Like The First Time by @babsvibes - Tina, Jimmy Jr., Zeke. Where one goes, the other follows and usually with a hand tugging the last along with them. Rated T.

Tedmort - Unpack Your Heart by @cosmic-hoboandthehighlander - Teddy gives Mort the key to his house - indicating he wants him to move in with him. Rated G.

[babsvibes]

Do you have any headcanons about how womanizer Logan, who's also very jealous and possessive of Louise, would act?

This is like tailor-made bait, like you went to a bait shop and said "give me whatever lure that will hook Babs IMMEDIATELY." because I am salivating for a "whore met the love of his life and now it's all over for him" plot

My first thought is it would probably look like whatever is going on in Territorial Swisspute or Sex & Candy. They've both got that jealousy element if that's what you're into! As far as headcanons, let's seeee...

As an adult, Logan has the kind of ego only a rich blond skater can develop, and it completely knocks him on his ass when Louise doesn't fall for any of the usual lines

He doesn't even know that he wants to use the usual lines because this is Louise, she's annoying and drives him insane, but he keeps coming back to bother her

Louise finally has an acceptable target to be mean to. Like he's an idiot but also proud of that? The jokes she can make... AND he's not actually going to get his feelings hurt if she says what she's thinking (which is a bit of relief since she has to handle everyone else with kid gloves). He even laughs sometimes when she's mean to him, what's that about??

It happens pretty frequently that they bump into someone he "used to know" and Louise is more and more baffled at WHAT these women see in him. Meanwhile a good portion of them are baffled by Louise, because how is she keeping Logan's attention for this long?

Logan's positive every person in every room at any given time wants Louise because how could they not. He's way more physical about telling everyone else to back off. Louise won't get it--still absolutely convinced everything he does is just to piss her off--but any other man seeing him always take the seat next to her or putting his hand on the small of her back to nudge her somewhere

Please lord in heaven give me all the fics with the "arguing turns into making out" for their first kiss, I beg

[babsvibes]

Territorial Swisspute rated E, a louigan coworkers AU

This was all her fault, Logan concluded. If she had minded her own business, if she hadn't taken his office, then none of this would have happened.

[babsvibes]

10, 15, and 20 for ao3 wrapped :)

Thank you so much for asking! Ao3 Wrapped Asks here!

10. What work was the quickest to write?

Without a doubt, Swiss Missing Her, a little drabble about Logan missing Louise while on vacation. But is it really a shock that it only took like ten minutes when it’s a whopping 650 words? I’m… not great at letting the soft feelings marinate too long 😭😭

15. What WIP are you taking into the New Year?

Too damn many is what I’m taking. But the big ones are Dread String of Fate, Territorial Swisspute, and Logan’s Run (-ning away)! At least one of those is very close to being done, eh? Eh?

20. Which work of yours have you reread the most?

For things published this year, Stacy’s Cardamom! An insane fic about Logan being a milf chaser that spiraled so so far from the 1k oneshot it was supposed to be 💀