#tentative smb tag

[spewpurr]

portal au

(not pictured: The Pure Cubes)

[diona-98]

Rottmnt leo aus!

Time to tag the people 💀

(If you guys can't find your leo, just send me an ask then i will screen shot it for you!)

KL (Kid Leo): @angelpuns

EW (Empyrean Weeping): @cupcakeslushie

LS (Little Subject): @allyheart707

LM: SMB (Life Mission: Save My Brothers): @daedelweiss

TD (Tentative Devotee): @s0fti3w1tch

SL (Separated Leo): @dianagj-art

Gemini: @tangledinink

2AL (2 Arms Left): @intotheelliwoods

CAS (Cass Apocalyptic Series): @somerandomdudelmao

TMNT 04: @koolaidashley

Hidden Hero: @egg04

TN (The Night): @y0unginhumans

RR (Red Rover): @theserpentsnight

BS (Battle Scars): @kaysdenofchaos

EMD (Even More of a Disaster): @teaableu/@3lectricinsomnia

Totpocalypse: @pastadorable

TMNT Double or Nothing: @mobiitez

Addams! TMNT: @lackablazeical

NFOE (New Friends Old Enemies): @sunydays

Mertles: @qquewpp

The Kendra Childhood: @zeawesomeness

Unnamed Separated : @v-albion (lol, i know it doesnt have a name yet but still want to include it)

Wretched Little Pests: @abbeyofcyn/@noxvee6/@spacemimz

The 4 Servents: @angelosorangebandana

Cowboy leo: @rufwoof (idk if this is an actual AU but still want to include cowboy leo cuz i love him)

TMNT aberration: @probably-not-a-rutabaga

Celestial: @ashwii

Villainous Brothers: @signanothername

Mutant Manhunt: @baskeigh-ball

Is This Right?: @cruilty-ink (ink, im sorry but i accidentally drew him curse, i tried man 😭)

Battle Racing: @apollo-not-in-space

TMNT Redline: @0ddbugs/@coffinpal

ANLFM (A Ninjas Life For Me): @triona-tribblescore

[peep911]

Summary of my first game of D&D (Was goin’ through old msges)

also it took forever for me to actually look up the word kobold lol

The party was:

Mjöll the Half-Elf (Me)

Bastille the Warforged (Scarfy)

Lanaé the Squole (Tibbles) [homebrew]

Tenly the Dragonborn (Rag)

Nym Olonrea the Drow (Smb)

Toox the Changeling (Lin)

Entering the town > Lords manor

> Inn

Our quest was to find some dude, the last person he talked to was the town drunkard who stays in the Inn, we decided to talk to em anyways. (I will say my a lot, which of course would be talking about me if you didn’t know.) Afterwards we went around the town talking to people (I talked to people, Smb just tagged along).

A day passes everyone decides to split up, I go out to the market with Rag and Scarfy, Lin waits for us at the Inn’s entrance, Tibbles sneaks back into the Inn, and Smb is on top of the Inn meditating. Btw no one knew where Smb was at the time, he was last scene with me the night before, and so everyone gets super suspicious of me even tho I didn’t even know where he was either lol. Anyways at the market I go talk to some farmers I had met the at the Inn the night before, while Rag and Scarfy head over to this fortune tellers tent. This next one I forgot to include the two other fortunes told. One was that death was foreseen in our future, the other I can’t remember.

I buy cucumbers and then it goes back to Tibbles. Oh and the farmers were talking in a very pompous, old, rich British accent which was an accident on our DM’s (Slash) part that we kept going with. XD

Then our slime boy decided to challenge two farmers to a drinking contest, winning by a land slide, and changing to the color of the alcohol after becoming drunk. as smb*. the guards see that scarfy has taken care of the idiot and they walk back to the inn. The red bit I meant to put scarfy... woops.

 At this point all of us are back inside the Inn. Smb tries to get the alcohol away from Tibbles, but ends up getting the last bit spilled all over em. Again I put Slash instead of Scarfy’s name... double woops.

We then go out on our quest to take out a local tribe of kobolds, the drunkard said the man we were looking for may be around there too. Rag see’s distant enemies and calls it out, but everyone ignores him because he has constantly acted like an idiot. I notice it too, but I was spaced out at the moment.. triple woops. Prepare for horrible roles. 

not ask* she nipped* Tibbles is on fire, Me and Lin are marked, and Scarfy is bloodied.

Rag suddenly snaps at me, I reply.

By this time Lin has been knocked out for most of the game and I am the next to be knocked out.

Rag then off’s me, for reasons that his in game character had no knowledge to... 

Lin is the only one who dies, but everyone except Tibbles goes down.

Tibbles brought justice’s maul down on Rag’s head.

Then Tibbles proceeds to remove Scarfy’s chest plating, putting the chest plate on himself, then to sprinkle his (cracker) rations all over Scarfy’s body, licking him, reaching some part of his goo body down his throat, and bringing it back out as to not kill him. 

During this whole scenario the Smb is just leaning against the rock wall, not stopping this situation, instead watching and not giving a single fuck.

The Warforged had like 10+ to his roll so he literally couldn’t die.

Me and Rag argue as ghosts.

My intro was me leaning against the wall to the storage of the pub we started in. To which the bar maid told me to sit down or get out, which I thus very sadly walked to a table to sit down.

There comes the bit were Smb wasn’t there with me in the morning again. He didn’t hear about Smb being on the roof though, because he was unconscious. However I did come back with info on the death cultist rumor, a Dragon sighting, last known where about’s of the dude we were looking for, and a few other things. I also healed everyone in each encounter and played support most of the game. (His alignment was neutral good according to him btw).

After waking up Scarfy hits Tibbles off of him knocking the slime boy out and after getting up wakes em up again.

All through out the previous battle, war horns could be heard, then suddenly..

Everyone alive gets swarmed, me and rag are still arguing in the dead.

Smb manages to run off to the side with his bow even though he got marked, while Scarfy and Tibbles both go down again. (Tibbles was still wearing his armor, both of them have negative stats lol. Tibbles is on top of Scarfy even though his icon is under him.)

Who woulda fuckin’ guessed it.

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familiar

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Another Nintendo character is an ancient being with floating green rings and eye motifs. I have to wonder if there’s, like, some kind of very specific reference material both characters were inspired by? Maybe some sort of Japanese folktale, or…?

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Some interesting excerpts from “The Two Faces of Man” by Dr. Meerloo

(Kinda reeling at the implication that SPM might’ve been inspired by some psychology book from the fifties, but, like. That would explain why SPM is Like That.)

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I love them so much—

every shade, every gorgeous hue

It’s no surprise they’re taking over

everything that I say and do

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But I am the eighth wonder

Eighth wonder of the world

You'll never get to see

What in the name of God can I be...?

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Hat Hare

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dimentio, but ancient egypt

(his hat tails are limp and look like a nemes until they’re levitating)

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haven’t drawn peasley in a hot minute

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the crafts version of a little doodle

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Super Tippi

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haven’t been feeling like myself lately

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my three girlfriends—

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beware the ides of march