#tentacle mommy also has me in clutches

[justpked]

'Asol will never let you escape his grasp.'

Why do I feel... a strange subtext here?

Don't worry bout. Totally not me, planning a certain route, that requires the Harbinger to do one thing, that'll totally not backfire ahaha-

[atiny-piratequeen]

Can you tell more about the coven?

The Coven currently consits of High Witches Hyuna (the scientist, torturer of captured souls), Sunmi (the one who can change, implant, and steal memories), and her fiance Chungha (head BIC)--all of which are Tay.

Then we have NingNing, a somewhat weaker witch who i believe is the maknae of the house, who was taken in after her mother left her in the forest after helping her flee as a child from those trying to kill them for being witches. Her mother never came back and is presumed dead. Yoohyeon is. Uh. A fucking tool of a woman whos inspired by Da Ji and someone else that escapes me atm and is currently running from her ex who is also lucifer's son and the reason shes an insufferable rude ass tsundere ass bitch. Sohee who is a half succubus who first came into the rp as a whole bc she was sent to ruin Bibi's relationship with Taemin and Lia but kinda latched onto Taemin after he resisted her enchantment, talked shit to her enough for her to spill that she didnt want to do this shit and was being forced to, and now is in the coven as the rp as a whole waits for the Lunar Festival and the bullshit after it so she can actually have a second chance to live and have a normal life--all of whomst are Kira.

Sana, whos a tiny cat that transforms into a girl. Shes the demigoddess daughter of Aphrodite who was used to try and be a weapon for the same assholes who had/have Sohee in their clutches. Which is why her magic goes haywire and she explodes sometimes and those who arent resistant to the magic will have their emotions amplified, good or bad. Zuho, the original vampire (cant go inside if doors/windows have been closed without being welcomed in) who's a certified baby boy extraordinaire whos also crushing on Sohee now. Soobin, the reincarnated god who's actually three goddess stuffed into a 6'1 man. No but really he has a heart of gold and was first found running from Titan Kronos but now hes currently Boo'd up to Yeonjun and the girls. Forever. Dragon Prince Seonghwa who im sure yall are all familiar with by now with how much ive talked about FeiHwa today. Tall handsome princely boy who's got more toys than the eye can see and is very protective over his crush-turned girlfriend-turned mate FeiFei. Current status of dating NingNing is (????) Because of a whole argument and (unintentional but still bad) gaslighting incident with NingNing, Hwa, and Fei so now the latter two are staying away fron NingNing whos running from her damn problems and not properly listening to other folks but i digress all of which are played by Gaia

Then there's my bots.

Yeonjun-immortal eldrich lich that's definitely overpowered and literally there to curb there being TooMuchAngst in this coven but also not too much bc be also has a lovely case of "thats not my problem unless the coven is in danger", terrifying eldrich monstrosity that constantly breaks and shatters his own mind when he's fighting (and feeding) for too long if he's really into it. Hes got consentacle tentacles a plenty and is king degradation and bdsm too. Also 'mated' with Soobin nd has given him a chunk of his eldrich power to keep him immortal.

Tasha & Sadia: both are Yeonjun (now Soobin's) eldrich familiars that take the form of two girls. Sadia is 5' nothing and part of the gremlin itty bitty tiddie committee. Has absolutely no filter, is literally a brat personified, and represents all the wilder parts of Yeonjun's personality and inner being. Then there's Tasha. Mega Mommy Milkers herself with the gentle nurturing personality and usually the calm one of the trio. A wise man (Zuho) once said; "the easiest way to see how Yeonjun really feels about you, is how Tasha treats you", as she represents Yeonjun's (admittedly suppressed) compassionate and caring side. If even she doesnt like you, you should probably stay the fuck away from Yeonjun before snaps you like a slim jim.

And Princess Zhong FeiFei-whomst im sure you all know by now as well. She came from a forest paradise known as Elysium and was sent by her parents to heal the house. She used to be a lesser witch working to strengthen her earth magic so she could better protect the coven, but now that she's mated to Hwa, shes gained not only confidence, but also immense power and is also the main cook in the home. FeiFei makes sure no one that comes into their home leaves with an empty stomach and there's love thats bloomed into every bite.

[zester000]

[TEoAS] Author's Note + Prologue

Hey. I'm Zester and this is one of my stories. I've been working on it for years now and it is now at the point of being semi-readable. To me, anyway. You'll have to see for yourself ;)

I write from time to time but haven't found a routine for it. Don't expect an upload schedule. What you're about to read has been sitting dormant in my computer for a while lol

Anyway, enjoy.

The Eye of All Suits: Prologue

Through frantic tears and whimpering, he watched as the pale moonlight drifted in from the window, seeping into its jaws. It shook wildly, growling with pleasure, as more vantablack drool bled from its mouth. Once it had taken its full, it retreated onto the wall, satisfied, becoming a shadow once more. 

Jack was frozen. The gasping candle flickered in his trembling hands, casting blinking light into the swallowing darkness that engulfed his room. The creature’s shadow stood over his bed, its faded tentacles drifting with a low hum. It hadn’t moved far from the window it entered from. Since it came in, it hadn’t moved from the edge of his room, but it also hadn’t broken eye contact. Its eyes were these horrid things- gaping holes in its shadow or bright white orbs that seemed to glow. They were always fixated on him, pulsating. He felt its gaze push him back to the wall.

Suddenly, it tore from the wall. The candle’s flame glimmered on its many bone white teeth, casting an orange glow from ear to ear. In a cracking cacophony, the teeth began to separate, revealing an endless throat. Black ooze melted from the sides of its mouth. The candle’s light didn’t even penetrate the darkness beyond its jaws. It began to slither forward.

Jack shrunk down, taking a hand off the candle to try what his mom had taught him. He shut his teary eyes, put his hand on the wall and tried to keep himself still. He focused on the shadows, trying to feel them with his fingers, peeling them from the wall. He felt something shapeless and cold start to appear, and hot breath from his left. As the material began to solidify, he could feel the creature inch closer, sometimes even feeling droplets of drool splash on him. But he didn’t dare move- he had to see if this worked. His family bent shadows, and this creature was a shadow too- maybe objects made of shadow had an effect on it? He concentrated on the image in his mind and the forming handle between his fingers, imagining the attached blade. He had to try. It was like what mommy had told him: even if things try to stop you, march on.

Finally, the knife had fully formed, and Jack pulled it from the wall, turning to face the creature. The tip of the blade grazed it as he turned; the creature was inches from his face. Suddenly, it groaned, and a snake-like tongue began swirling in its mouth. If his mother were there, she would be very proud of him. That knife was the first item he’d successfully shadow bent. It had taken many weeks of difficult practice in secret, but he had finally done it. It was a shame he didn’t even get the chance to use it.

As Edgar Flare tucked his adopted son into bed, he heard a child’s scream off in the distance. Startled, his son shot up straight and yelped, clutching his blankets. He’d yet to take off his glasses, so they flew off his face and landed on his bed.

“What was that, Edgar?” he whispered meekly.

Edgar stared out the window for a moment. “I’m not sure, Nathan.” He grabbed the glasses with a large hand and gently placed them on the nightstand. “Probably just another kid like you, having a nightmare.”

Nathan stared out the window, his mind flooding with fear. “Are you sure? What if it’s a monster? What if it’s going to get me?!”

He grabbed Nathan’s head and pulled him close. “Hush, Nate. It’s not going to get you. You’re safe in bed, in our house.” He released him from his arms and flicked up his chin so their eyes met. “With me.” He ruffled his hair. “You’re safe here.” 

His son’s comfort shined in his smile. 

Edgar backed away from the bed. “Besides, monsters aren’t real anyhow.”

The boy’s eyes widened, filling up his glasses. “Wait… really?” he gasped, showing this was clearly news to him. “But… but what about all the heroes? Like the ones on the plaques? Like Sir Coe? Everyone tells me they killed lots of monsters.”

Edgar paused, realizing the slip of his tongue. “Well, there’s a difference. Those monsters, those ones are very real. But the ones you find in books and stories? Those are just… less real. Does that make sense?”

Nathan shook his head meekly. “No…”

“Well, it’s hard to explain…” explained Edgar. “It’ll make more sense when you’re older.”

Nathan was used to hearing that. “Oh, okay.”

“Just remember to always respect the heroes,” he reminded him. “They keep us safe from the monsters.” He jokingly flexed his muscles, which weren’t very large. “And so do I!” 

Nathan giggled, releasing a wonderful cheer of childlike glee. It always made Edgar smile when he heard it. “You’re silly, Edgar! You’re not a hero!”

He chuckled. “I know, Nate, I know.” He walked to the door and blew out the candle. “You think you’ll be alright now?”

“I… think so.”

“Are you scared anymore?”

Nathan paused. “I… don’t think I am.”

“Are you sure?” toyed Edgar.

“No.” His son was a very honest and straightforward person. 

“Aw, Nate… you’re a smart, brave boy and you’ll grow up to be a strong, brave hero.”

“I am?”

“You are.”

“I am,” he said slowly, gaining confidence. “I am!”

“Yes, yes you are!” he smiled. “Have heroic dreams.”

“You, too Edgar.” He waved enthusiastically, his hand bouncing on his wrist. “Nighty night!”

He chuckled. “Good night, Nathan.”

And the door was shut.

[at the end of each chapter, there's a different related piece of in-universe writing]

~Monsters of Myth~ 

Tenebris-

(A) predatory creature(s) with an unknown appearance. Conflicting accounts debate whether it lingers in shadows and darkness or is made of them. Most accounts describe it with pure white eyes and many teeth, though the details on its body differ wildly. Some describe tentacles, others legs, and some even with wings. Most sightings of it come from the Shadow’s Thicket and one of the nearby villages, Brinelette.

The behavior of the Tenebris is also mysterious. Some harrowing accounts describe it as a predator that consumes its victims, while others argue for it being a parasite. It is commonly agreed upon that the Tenebris feasts off of light for energy, but its effect on people is unknown. Most who encounter the Tenebris do not come back to tell their story, and those who witness it are often too manic to give discernible details.

The name of the Tenebris has echoed throughout the centuries, but there is no solid evidence of there being more than one of it. Thus, if a hero were to slay this feared demon, they’d be putting to rest a millenia-old tormentor. It is recommended that- like with other demons- heroes should try to combat it using a source of light magic. The rule goes as many tales have proven: in the face of light, evil cowers.

Mirros-

Grater-

Graters are aquatic creatures best known for their hunting patterns. These human-sized predators move in groups, with a single Grater being chosen as “ringleader.”...

[lord-dusk]

Jurassic Emblem-Episode 17

“Hey Berrynut, look at that bluenette, He’s...he’s...he’s..”

“Mauling all of our troops! Holy burgers and nuggets, even your genetic progenitor wasn’t THAT insane when his friends roasted my precursor’s wife and ate her!!” - Almond and Berrynut as they stuck on the blood-splattered hall of the fortress witnessing what is happening.

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  “Geheheheheh......GAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA~!! Isn’t it wonderful, Emmeryn and Lissa? I’m tearing apart these goons here and there and everywhere! You sisters can rest in peace and happeniness-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAH!!” Mr. Chrom laughed untastefully as soldiers lost all definition as they were reduced to patties and sausages. Blue was fighting alongside him.

“Umm, Chrom, if I may be blunt, I do not feel comfortable with your sanity. I truly understand that the loss of a sibling or four is accompanied by pain, but you can’t simply drag others to your sadness.”

“Oh Blue, I’m not sad, I’m not sad at all.” Chrom said with a crooked smile, one that sent shivers down Blue’s spine.

 A soldier with a hand-ax charged at them. The Falchion blade cleaved the man perfectly in two, lungs and intestine egressing out of the body cavity.

“I’m just giving my darling sisters the lives they deserved without Plegia! Without the Grimleal! Without my ex-wife-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!” It wasn’t long until two figures headed their way: a Therizinosaurus rode on a golden motorcycle before jumping off to meet the blue heroes. The motorcycle shifted upwards and morphed into what appeared to be a woman with braids.

 “Welcome to Lady Yuwi’s Risen Grima,” the clawed theropod spoke up. “I am Clawed,-”

“And I’m Mercedes, his battle partner,”

“And we shall teach you what it means to be slain by the lead house from Fire Emblem: Three Houses!”

“Herbivores certainly outnumber predators 25 to one, but I don’t think they are masters of the planet,” Blue remarked, readying her stance. “What makes you think that?”

 Clawed posed extravagantly. “Why, so that I never die, I have planted my heart inside Mercedes’s chest should my physical body get destroyed-

SHLUNK! Chrom leaped into the air like a velociraptor and jammed his sword right into Mercedes’s golden breasts and dug his hand not clutching the Falchion into the wound. Suddenly a sensation of jolted knives rocketed through Clawed’s body, and he couldn’t lift his massive weaponry at the sprinting dinosaur launching herself to gouge unto the larger theropod’s neck and shoulder.

“Y-Yamate! Please, stop it!” Mercedes begged, her back to the floor as Chrom pried away at her chest.”If you rip out my master’s heart out you won’t just kill me, you’ll kill him as well! Please, do you not feel for the players having tea-parties with our counterparts from 3H!?!”

“...Think I give a shit about non-Ylisseans!?! The only girls that matter now are Lissa, Emmeryn, and Lucina----!!!” Chrom cackled as he forcibly extricated the cardiovascular organ right out of the golden automaton’s thoraic wound. She spazzed, sputtered out, and collasped violently. Likewise, Clawed splurged out a crimson waterfall from his mouth, not only from Blue eating away at his flesh, but his life had abruptly ended as he fell onto the floor. Chrom squeezed the heart in his hand tightly, a splatter of red embellishing an artfully decorated hallway of dead soldiers and the mangled bodies of designer hybrid.

“Now, let’s see where our little friend Validar is,” the crazed swordsman snickered. “I really want to pee on his carcass right away!!!”

 The velociraptor shrugged. Please Future Witness, please be alive, she muttered to herself. Daddy Chrom mentally dead and who knew the consequences if the only heir to the last relic of Ylisse succumbed to her wounds.

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“Ahh, I get why Kasei World: the Game is also a park simulator-BECAUSE IT FRIKKIN’ COSTS DNA AND FOOD TO LEVEL UP YOUR CHARACTERS!!” A tall, translucent woman exclaimed when her last unit passed out on the battlefield taking place in her smartphone.

Warbler was standing across the lounge, uncapping a full bottle of peach wine and chugging the drink down like a kid would with coke. “Well duh, ya dummy mollusk, even raising a Lucinaraptor to Lvl.40 is hard as a shit-fossil, not too mention ya’s gotta create a Nowloki or something soooooon.....” she was under the influence, a healthy sign when you grew up with a dilophosaur since she was an egg.

 Emmatross was pouting at the external environment around her. She had three simple eyes, and feelers were a prominent feature of her face alonside some cute parted bangs. Her hands could easily pass for a jellyfish, and three long squirming tails resembling tentacles pulsed with electricity as they wiggled under her dress-like bell. Oh, and you can see her organs throughout her transparent body.

“Man, in order to get Nowloki, I gotta get the Loki-lop and the Nowisaurus, both of which can only obtained through special events;in other word, I ain’t got money for them card pack deals the game has!” Emmatross seemed to be having a bad time. And it’s only going to get worse.

Warbler chirped. “Then why don’t we hunt down some good guys then?” She licked her beak with her forked tongue. “And since Chrom and that asshat raptor is here, were’ make them cry all the way home to Mommy Claire! Now let’s get cracking-”

The lounge door flew across the room. Warbler and Emmatross glimpsed at the entrance. Chrom was there, covered in blood and smiling evily.

“Ooh, you want to kill me so you can get money for your genetic freaks? Just go ahead and try, you perversions against Naga!”

“Dangerously wonderful!” Emmatross gasped. “A Chromatodon! I recall on Youtude that the GameSquirrel loves the attack stats on that particular dinosaur, and boy oh me, I just gotta have you!”

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