#tenormancest headcanons

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To the Anon who sent the ask above, I'm so sorry - I was trying to answer it so I saved it to my drafts but then Tumblr wouldn't let me edit it for some reason and I ended up accidentally deleting it😭 I'll be answering it here, hopefully it's not too much of an inconvenience...

Thank you for asking about Tenormancest headcanons though, Anon! I always have more to share, those two are just inexhaustible.

Random🐷🦊

-Alright, so this and the next one are two of my biggest headcanons: Scott gets adopted by Liane sometime after 201 happens because she feels responsible towards him.

-Before that, Scott was constantly stalking Eric without Eric knowing. He would sneak inside his room at night (like we saw him do in Tenorman's Revenge), show up in various events with crowds without Eric noticing, sometimes even follow him around from a distance. (He eases down on that a little after he moves in with Liane and Eric because...well, he can learn where Eric is at any moment and what he is doing much more easily.

-Occasionally, during the winter months, they might actually"cuddle". Or, it might be more accurate to say that Scott puts a headlock on Eric and forces him to stay close to his body. (It's because Eric is warm, okay?)

-Being that they obviously have very different body types, they each experience temperature quite differently. So while Scott gets easily cold, Eric gets warm more easily during the warmer months of the year. As a result, they argue constantly about the heating in the house (among other things).

-You know those "contests" some couples have where one says "I love you", the other says "I love you more" and they argue over who loves the other more? They have those too. Except that they say something along the lines of "I hate you more", obviously.

-Eric is clearly not obsessed with Scott in the same way that Scott is with him, but he is not as indifferent as he claims to be. After living in the same house with Scott for a while, he gets...used to Scott bothering him, in a way, so he will notice if Scott stops harassing him or if they don't have as many fights, and he will wonder what might have caused Scott to stop paying as much attention to him. He never admits to anything though.

Beach 🏖️😎

-Scott likes to destroy the sandcastles Eric builts when he's not looking.

-They don't really go swimming together often but when they do Scott loves dragging Eric underwater and holding him there until Eric is sure he is going to drown. (He lets him take air at the last moment though, so don't worry. Much.)

-Eric loves making fun of Scott for not being able to stay under the sun for long periods of time (since, you know, pale redhead and scorching sun don't get along that well).

-Since Scott has to sit under the shade most of the time, he doesn't get as many chances as he'd like to bother Eric, much to his own misfortune.

-If Scott happens to get a sunburn, Eric will laugh at him and won't stop from trying to pat him on the spot that got burnt. He finds it tremendously funny.

-If Eric is standing anywhere near a relatively short cliff where there's water under it, Scott will definitely sneak up behind him and push him off the edge to get a few laughs.

-Generally, if they settle on not bullying each other too much temporarily (it doesn't happen often), Eric will be off to the sea swimming near the shore and looking for fish to observe, and Scott will be under an umbrella, either on his phone or reading a book.

-Liane buys them ice-cream before they leave but Scott usually has no appetite for it, so Eric ends up eating ice-cream for the both of them.

Amusement Park🎡🍭

-Liane gives the money for the rides to Scott before letting them roam freely and tasks him with managing it because he's the older one.

-It pisses Eric off to no end and he never stops trying to distract Scott in order to steal it.

-If he manages to get the money, Scott will have to chase him across the park to get it back. He's learnt the hard way that chasing Eric is far from being easy.

-Of course they argue about which rides they should go to first.

-Scott makes fun of Eric for not being able to access certain rides because of his height.

-Lines, lines, lines. We all know how much Eric hates them. Scott is also not very fond of them. So they work together on figuring out creative ways to trick people in order to take their places. Keeps them both busy and happy.

-Something they both agree on wanting to visit are the variations of a "haunted house" you'd find in amusement parks. Eric because he wants to prove how brave and awesome he is, Scott because he's curious. Scott barely flinches every time something throws itself at them (seriously, he's next to impossible to jumpscare) but Eric gets obviously startled every time, even though he denies everything afterwards.

One time, he got so scared that he basically ran and hid behind Scott. Later, he claimed it was so he would prevent Scott from running away in case he was "being too much of a wuss".

-Eric constantly asks for snacks (popcorn, cotton candy, etc.) but Scott tells him that if he has too much, then they won't have enough money to go on more rides, and Eric just...loses it. He can't grasp the concept of placing his needs in a logical order.

-Liane comes back to pick them up with the car and by the time she does, they're both exhausted. Eric ends up falling asleep on the ride home. If Scott is too tired from chasing after him, he might doze off a bit too, so they end up kind of leaning against each other in the backseat. Liane thinks it's very cute how they're "bonding", so she secretly snaps a picture of them.

Sorry for taking so long to answer this Anon, I wanted to write some fun headcanons :D Also, sorry again for not responding to this directly...

Anyways, thanks for the ask again...!