#tenmyouji got him a fucking root beer float.........
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jfkisonthemoon · 1 year ago
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i finished vlr
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manzisme · 6 years ago
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sigma looked like a failed car mechanic who hasnt showered in 3 years fuc k. yOu,
JUNPEI “INCEL” TENMYOUJI
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FUCKIN LOSER CANT EVEN TRACK DOWN HIS GIRLFRIEND. PROBABLY STINKY. GARBAGE MAN. CANT AFFORD MORE THAN A ROOT BEER FLOAT AND HASNT BATHED IN YEARS. BIG OL’ GROUCH. STILL RECOVERING FROM HIS EMO PHASE. HAS NEVER FUCKED. BROUGHT CHILD ON THE MOON IN AN ATTEMPT TO RECONNECT WITH GIRLFRIEND BUT HE WAS STUPID. PROBABLY HAS ROCKS IN SHOES. 
BUT THEN WE’VE GOT
SIGMA “CHAD” KLIM
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HIS FUCKING HAS DOOMED GENERATIONS. WILL SEDUCE ME WITH KNOWLEDGE OF TERMITES. STILL HITS ON PEOPLE. SEXY ROBO HANDS. STILL HAS MUSCULAR ARMS FROM YOUTH. OPEN JACKET TO SHOW HE’S TALKIN BUSINESS. 18 INCHES AIN’T NOBODY STOPPIN HIM. PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE MOON SHIT AND ALCOHOLIC DEPRESSION. WHICH I MEAN…. HEY ITS BETTER THAN DIRT. COMBS HIS HAIR.
WAKE UP AMERICA. SIGMA.
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jfkisonthemoon · 1 year ago
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YES QUARK AND TENMYOUJI UNDERSTANDER!!!!!!!! i have a 90-120 min presenation on tenmyouji end. and have written endless endless analysis about them and why theyre SO INTERESTING AND HOW UNDERRATED QUARK'S WRITING IS. always so wonderful to see appreciators. i have been obsessed with them for like ten years now. family....
thank FUCK theres another tenmyouji and quark appreciator in this world!!!!!!!!! tenmyouji junpei spent his WHOLE LIFE dedicated to looking for akane but he still got to have this one thing! hes still so kind that he tried to figure out how to parent an orphaned kid on his own. JUNPEI HAS A KID AND HE NAMED HIM QUARK!! HE NAMED HIM QUARK BECAUSE HES SMALL AND TOUGH!! he loves that kid so much that he puts akane on backburner after spending DECADES trying to find her. he tries to teach quark so he will be okay once he dies. he brings quark with him to the nonary game because he cant just leave him alone. the ending where he carries quark through the 9 door while his bp is still down is so sad. youre telling me quark is going to wake up with the dead body of his grandpa just sitting there! thats heartbreaking! he bought the kid a root beer float. quark is probably one of the only things that keeps him going in his old age as he slowly realizes hes likely not going to be able to see akane again. and quark trusts and loves him so much! theyre so. theyre literally family. the fear he must have felt when quark was diagnosed with radical-6. realizing he was going to have to watch his kid kill himself. quark is so young and energetic and hes so old and traumatized and they balance each other out in a way thats so interesting to see. he spent all night looking for quark in the rain and collapsed when quark ran away! tenmyouji junpei adopted a kid and he did such a fucking good job as a grandfather, he loves quark so much and quark really loves him and knows him. in both nonary games hes been in, tenmyouji junpei has been able to survive only because of the love he has for someone else in the game.
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