#tell you one thing. she'll probably kick *herself* out of an airlock once she realises whose ship she's on.
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echthr0s · 2 months ago
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I met Yrliet yesterday and thee FIRST thing she comes to the bridge to complain to me about after becoming a crew member is that these filthy mon-keigh keep flirting with her. She is just so horrified and disgusted and EW PLEH BLEH PFAUGH BLUH *gagging sounds* at the idea of 🤢 having s- 🤢 se- 🤢 sexual relations with a human 🤮 Lord Captain you MUST DO SOMETHING 😭🤮😭
let's just say I have never been more unsympathetic to a complaint in my life 💀
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