#tell you one thing. she'll probably kick *herself* out of an airlock once she realises whose ship she's on.
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I met Yrliet yesterday and thee FIRST thing she comes to the bridge to complain to me about after becoming a crew member is that these filthy mon-keigh keep flirting with her. She is just so horrified and disgusted and EW PLEH BLEH PFAUGH BLUH *gagging sounds* at the idea of 🤢 having s- 🤢 se- 🤢 sexual relations with a human 🤮 Lord Captain you MUST DO SOMETHING 😭🤮😭
let's just say I have never been more unsympathetic to a complaint in my life 💀
#anadima: 😶 ''well damn girl i was gonna shoot my shot too but you know what you can go fuck a cactus for all i care 😤''#these god damn asuryani i swear to god lmfao#like i know exactly why they are the way they are (which is why i didn't proverbially kick her out an airlock) but holy fucking shit man#tell you one thing. she'll probably kick *herself* out of an airlock once she realises whose ship she's on.#rogue trader
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