#teeny tiny thangs

[wut-huh]

OH MY GOD WAIT I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE WHAT. MERRY CHRISTMAS

[catboynutsack]

I'm sorry but my cat is just so. so small. and she put one of her tiny little paws on my toe and her tiny paw just barely engulfed my toe and I'm like. How are you this fucking small

[dailyroguefort]

Today's Roguefort is: Puzzle world story mode

i thought i put this here already, but turns out I didn't!

[mwagneto]

aint got shit to say for the most part..... im genuinely so devastated this show was everything to me and not only is it over the final season wasn't even that good. godddd

[chrismcshell]

ok warning for irl bug photo under the cut but i needed to document this teeny tiny house centipede that was hanging out on my wall. a little baby with comically long antennae cuz he hasn't grown into them yet

usb bluetooth receiver for scale (it was the best standard-sized thing i had within reach fhsgsjs)

[indecenthoney]

Hand Placement?

You ever just go with the flow when you're kissing? Not really thinking about what you're doing but enjoying the movement of your tongues as they dance around each other. The subtle moans that bounce off the walls in your quiet little room. The teeny tiny fidgets they have on your lap, unsure of what to do with themselves. It's fucking cute!

But what do you do with your hands? Well, I have some thoughts on it. A little analysis and breakdown if you will.

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Hands on hips: (Classic)

How could you not place them there? Fucking perfect. You can rest your hands and just grip down on that thang! Ugh. Not to mention, you can just rock their hips to grind into you? Leaving them wanting more. Creating that tension. That eagerness. And if they're wearing a skirt and some panties? Well, expect a wet spot and pat yourself on the back cause you did that! Look at you go! You charmer you!

Hands on the thighs: (Spicy)

Then there's the thighs. Wow. How fucking could you? Don't play dumb. You know what you're doing? You know damn well that makes them shake! And there you are doing it. The audacity. Teasing them like that. Look at them. Look at what you did. All TEARY-EYED and DUMB. You might as well bring fucking tissues from all that they're going to make. And don't get me started on the whimpering. God. You'll have no choice BUT to stuff them!

Hands up the shirt: (Adventurous)

You're either a little daring or comfortable enough with your partner to reach into that Pandora's box of wonders! Either way, good on you! The sensation is worth losing a finger or two. Hopefully, they like you enough to not bite. The tender suppleness of their chest paired with a grope here. A pinch there. And what the hell? A little tug don't hurt nobody. Watch them melt and tingle from your touch. The sharp breathes they take from in between kisses quickly drawn back in with gasp. Fucking phenomenal. You like that, huh?

Hands cupped around their jaw: (Romantic)

My personal favorite. Yes, there is bias. Deal with it. I mean think about it! Towering over them as you lean in for a kiss. Your hands gently cupping their face. Each kiss more intense than the last. Having full control as you delve deeper into their mouth. A one-way ticket to sub-space. And all they can do is just sit there and take it. Not to mention that you're in full view. Meaning you can pull back at any time and watch their face flush from embarrassment. I know I know. It's mean. I love it!

Hands placed behind you: (The Receiving End)

How could I ever forget about the receiving end? When someone is pressed up against you. Eagerly eating your face alive. Leaning over you. So much so that you need to place your hands behind you for support. And all they do is take, take, and take. You mischievous thing. Must've teased them throughout the day. And here they are, just been dying to get a taste of you. So you sit there and watch as they happily satisfy their desires. It gets you questioning who the real mastermind of the relationship is. The dom that helps you get off or the sub that makes you throb. So neeeeeedy. Well, aren't you cute?

Hands around the throat: (Oh?)

"Aww? Is someone mad? What? Don't like being called cute? C'mon, you can do better than that. Press down a little harder, and I might even beg." Hahahah! A brat's best friend. Talking back. Leading them to dig an early grave. One moment, you're going for the throat. And the next, you're up against the wall. The shortness of breath. Pleasure taking over as you tease death. A gentle smile and laugh that mocks. Hands pressed down against your throat. Lines start to blur. Arousal and fear slowly getting mixed in the process. All while they enjoy your lips. And trace your tongue with theirs without regard for your own well-being. A filthy toy desperately trying to catch a breath.

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That's about it tbh! Something to think about as you get hot and heavy. There are probably more that you can do with your hands, but just haven't thought about it much.

If you ever plan to make out, you might wanna show them this and have them pick from the menu! Who knows? Maybe they want to be the one pushing their tongue down your mouth while you take it <3

[hannahp0calypse]

im just a teeny tiny ant and ive never felt the warmth of a sunrise or the chill of a cock

you gotta stop putting cocks in the freezer youre gonna snap that thang off antarctic style

[punkzines]

little rant abt rodimus being freaky and a freak in general! because i am obsessed with him and i need these here saved. on my tumblr. to share. we must hawk our tuahs and pay attention 🧏

• rodimus getting off in public. listen… he loves the attention so obviously it turns him on. Hes got shame but hes an attention whore so it cancels out!!!! KNOWING that someone KNOWS he’s stroking his spike or rubbing his valve under the table and they cant do anything about fills him with enough charge. He’ll probably whimper not caring if anyone notices or pick a person to stare at until they notice.…this is my dream. i need to be that person

• can i say that he loves being forced? or is that too woke. being forced is like…he doesn’t like being told what to do already when on a shift so when someone tells him what to do he just brushes them off…because what are they going to do? arrest him? but…in BED? he cant do anything because one thing rodimus is…is sensitive. One teeny tiny touch in the right place and he’ll practically be screaming your name. Sometimes he acts out just for the fact that he would have to just sit there and take it , get overstimulated because you refuse to stop until he listens.

• He can get off to anything and everything. That corner of the table? Probably rubbed one out with it.

• Pain kink…humiliation kink…degrading kink… the whole package!!!! Rodimus hates pain, despises it. Emotional pain is the worst, it makes him feel so pathetic and fucking useless because he wants to be good. But he can’t deny the pleasure it sends through him when he gets told that the only thing he’s good for is taking spike and that he’s just shareware. Getting choked out is required when having hot steamy sex with him. Punch his face and spit on that thang!!!

• predator/prey . i read this on a fanfiction and i havent been able to stop thinking about it. he likes the chase. sure. winning. sure. cool. gloating about it definitely feels good. what can i say, winners love winning! but when its the other way around? the fear…by the end of it he’ll be needing that hot wet cock thang inside him…

•gangbangs/orgys. ook he just wants to be banged by spikes of different shapes in sizes while all in him at the same time taking up every hole he has thought about hosting an orgy too. so many times. touches himself to the idea cause theres already some mechs on the lost light that he wants to touch him or wants to touch himself.

[beetlehoven]

um. thought. skully p bug au. ????

skug would be a exoskeleton with a little hat. of maybe like a wasp cus theyr smart n offputting (no offence wasp stans)

val is a leaf cutter ant cus theyr real strong n theyr ants so they love their ant family n she does too. smiley face

tanith is a jumping spider cus she's a jumpy gal. hoppin around on the walls n ceilings n things. also i think eight legs would be good for teeny tiny katanas

ghastly is a german roach. sorry. theyr tough n ghastlys also tough. also gives him the bug equivalent to still be embarrassed of his appearance. oh noooooooo9o

gggff i dont wanna do like all the dead men rn um!

china is a biig pretty praying mantis. cus. yk

scapegrace n gerald are those zombie cordyceps ants. but more silly (poor ants. sad face)

clarabelle is this

if anyone was gonna be a not real bug its her. she knos all of the bug in existence (n wants to kno them personally as friends too) but she is literally this thang.

[unsanitarystation]

I'm usually a valve-piss enjoyer but sometimes spike pissing can be fun. Like when we combine this kink with small dick fetish. Imagine a teeny tiny spike shooting waste at full force, it can be a minibot spike. Swerve is an obvious choice with his short fat wheeny. Or it can be just a micropenis of a regular bot like Fort Max, their little thang just pokes out of its housing to let out a powerful stream. Bots with small spikes may feel uncomfortable to use public 'racks. What if someone sees what they're packing? Maybe they hold it for days, waiting for a moment the 'racks are empty...

Oh Yeah that's hot, that's very hot. I bet big bots with tiny spikes get so desperate as they wait for the washracks to empty, not wanting to be caught with their little cocklet spraying piss like a hose.

They could be squirming for days, waste tank so swollen they almost have a visible bulge in their tummy. They need to pee so badly now, maybe they'd sooner end up wetting their panels before risking someone seeing their tiny little spike. Or maybe all of their struggle was in vain, their panels popping open in the middle of a busy room once their waste tank finally fails, and everyone can see that tiny little thing poke out and piss so hard it almost looks erect...

[celabi]

This is just a teeny tiny brainrot hnnng

Hnnnnng what if scummy scara has a cat and his darling aDORES it. The moment darling sees his lil pspsp animal, darling pushes him aside to pet the cute lil thang. Ofc at any contact scummy man’s abt to combust, but his darling pushing him so easily??? Like he’s nothing to darling?? Makes him “AUUUUUUUGH 😩” internally. So darling is just peppering kisses on the cat and saying all kinds of “you’re such a good baby” and “I love you so much I could just eat you up!!” Scummy Scara gets jealous

yes he’s jealous of a mfing cat.

his cat. he’s jealous that you’re calling the cat “pookie” and not him “pookie”.

so he’ll tell darling a little itsy bitsy lie

“oh be careful, he bites sometimes.” Darling doesn’t care tho lmao and continues to be giving the cat affection while scara is thinking of ways to make you not like the cat.

“he hasn’t been bathed”

“meh I cant tell”

“his claws are getting long”

“well he’s not scratching me.”

“what if he does scratch you?”

“Meh. Just an inconvenience”

the cat almost seems smug too, purring at darling’s touch, making eye contact with scara, gently pawing darling whenever Scara and darling are talking so you give the cat affection.

Thx for listening to my Ted-talk ^^

LOL HIM GETTING POUTY OVER YOU FAVOURING HIS CAT OVER HIM I LOVE IT

He’s like, standing off to the side as you coddle the cute little kitty, he’s tutting and crossing his arms, a glare so fierce that even the cat hisses back at him in defence—both just trying to fight for your attention the whole time . 😭😭 I love it.

[wut-huh]

+RICOSHOT

[specksizedgoddess]

So basically the dream was like this: You were my tiny little thing, in this weird dichotomy of both worthless and priceless. You'd get crushed to pieces between my hand and my clit, but I wouldn't let you go and reform or whatever, I'd forge you back together, painstakingly, like Kintsugi, only to shatter you again by sitting on you. Sure, I'd tear off your wings when I needed to wipe my ass or blow my nose, but then I'd sew new wings back on--like those doctors who treat butterflies. Over and over, you'd be destroyed by carelessness, horny intent, or cruel game, yet over and over, I would remake you rather than let you go. A toothpick to replace your dick after I bit it off, sewing a cotton ball onto your head when I used your hair to paint rubber cement onto a craft project for a real girl. Replacing and repairing every atom of your being, a veritable horny bug of Theseus, yet while your form was exchanged, the goddess remained, eagerly serving me. Eventually, there was so little of you left of which to repair, that I wound up just sewing you into me. Once* (Dream aspect really started messing with the chronology here) as a decoration for my tits, showing you off to other, bigger, girls who mattered and could enjoy the scrappy little bug decoration hanging from my nips. Another time* I had sewed you just around my asshole, where you'd be the first to know when I was done with a pretty girl, the first inch of her dragging softly against your teeny tiny dick and you'd be cumming, by the time all of her had graced you, your eyes were cascading and my toy was broken again, glitching and twitching barely able to function. Yet another time*, I pressed your remains into locket, to keep you along with me, but also to use as a butt plug, putting you in the most fitting tomb imaginable. Eventually, when you were naught but dust of replacements of replacements for you, I'd have to grieve having lost my precious Eve---and you'd reform, and I'd go right back to breaking and fucking you like a useless toy. ~🐍💜 (Guess I just really wanted a tiny thang at my disposal that night) (I just realized, that dream had me putting you all sorts of places but I never ate you... so I'm eating you now so my tummy doesn't feel left out)

DFFBDBCBNVBCN NCNCNCCC

I. IICHXHDF IOOH FHWHD OH MY GOD I. HDHFDHFJDJEEHHWUSDDDXUC H M N N N NCNDNDBD

HUN I DONT. DHFHDHF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY THIS ONE IS JUST. REALLY GOOD FSJCJFHCJXCC

I need the ability to enter and manipulate dreams for this exact reason 😵‍💫💞

Horny, broken, and mostly replaced... still as eager as ever, desperate to serve and adore you... MDHCHDHCF GOD <3

IM SORRY IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS THIS IS JUST. REALLY GOOD DCHDHCHCCHX

THANK YOU OH MY GOD 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[isawken]

love the visual motif of giving a crown or a halo to something that doesn’t normally get depicted with one. never gets old. like. that raccoon corpse? that piece of heavy machinery? that teeny tiny little insect barely visible to the human eye? that fucking mitochondria? slap a crown on that thang

[avoteforme]

dear

@dontcallmebymyusername

i feel extremely attacked right now not just one post but multiple posts with a certain actor ravishing what seems like the entire human race- who has he not kissed?

also i was tryna get rid of the teeny-tiny thang i had for henry stokes but thanks a lot now i can't (funny that i can watch stokes kissing without blinking over it, but i absolutely cannot watch the crypt of tears kissing bc tooooooo many feelings)

no love

me

[respectthepetty]

What a mess? - Recap

I'm fighting for queer rights but celebrating all the queer wrongs in House of Stars, Laws of Attraction, Stay By My Side, and Club Friday: Moments & Memories.

If this little snicker-doodle is behind all this tomfoolery, I will cry actual tears which I have not done publicly since 2003.

If this babygirl does not get slapped, punched, or shot at every episode, I will be greatly disappointed.

If this baby boy doesn't pick the gayest way to do even the most basic action, his future husband may explode.

If Bank continues to serve me the cuntiest slut, I will watch him in everything he does in the future. Ev. Re. THANG! No questions.

And this teeny tiny honey-bunches-of-oh-nos has never done anything wrong in his entire life. He is perfect. He is amazing. He is going about his crush in a completely normal way.

You can have your morally-sound characters with depth and logical thinking.

Give me my trash pandas!

Give me my messes.

Give me my queer wrongs.