#ted dansen

[instantdivination]

[expert-ishpiemaker]

This scene lives in my head rent free ❤️🌵

Michael, good news. I was able to obtain Eleanor Shellstrop’s file. Is it actually a cactus? I don’t understand. I want to see the file for Eleanor Shellstrop. Is that what you have, or do you have a cactus? I have the file. You’re sure? You have the file, and not a cactus? That is correct. I have Eleanor Shellstrop’s file, I do not have a cactus. Excellent! Please give me the file. Here you go. {Janet hands Michael a cactus.} Thank you, Janet.

[finniestoncrane]

my husband is making me watch the good place, and i've been waiting for the moment and it just happened!! ted dansen rolled his sleeves up and i want to fuck him u-u

[vintagetvstars]

Billy Dee Williams Vs. Ted Danson

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Billy Dee Williams:

[westerberg]

bill hader on ted dansens podcast (that im accidentally watching on the conan youtube because i thought it was just a clip not the whole thing) just referenced a joke made by will forte at seth meyer’s wedding that seth and his wifes baby would inevitably grow up to be a homosexual. felt like a lot of names and words that would mean a lot to you on a deep level …

😱 okay now this is interesting… I am sort of fascinated with Forte in all of this bc in one interview he did with Seth he talked about how Seth after TWO YEARS (this is it’s own conversation…) Seth had not said “I love you” to Alexi and Will did this big fake pronouncement of love to her sister (something like “if you feel it, you gotta say it…”) to try and send a message to him… and then years later did this same thing with marriage. comedy yaoi scholars have already speculated on that quite a bit but this makes it even more interesting… there’s also the “passionate moment” they shared during day drinking, which, make of what you will I guess…

Anyway this is very fascinating and you are right those are a lot of words and names that mean a lot to me on a deep level 🙏 I will listen to this soon to see if I have any more thoughts on it

[princehendir]

Reblogging "fuck purity culture I want a couple that wants to eviscerate each other." style posts and putting "Sam and Diane <3" in the tags

Doing immeasurable psychic damage to Tumblr users who have a weird superiority complex about loving toxic couples who hate each other by telling them that I think they would just LOVE Cheers.

[twilightarc-gm]

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Favorite color/s: In nature; orange. In clothing and personal style; purple. In general or for the vibes; red. Color combo; orange and purple, followed close second of purple and red.

Last song: Punching Bag by Set it Off is so catchy I have been listening to it alot. 🎶So say goodbye / to your mister nice guy / you got your wish / he's rotting in hell🎵

Last movie: The second spiderverse movie. It was too fast for me, but it seemed cool. Good vibes. I do enjoy animation and stylized cg over live action, so I am glad these movies are doing so well, but I think this is it for me on watching any more.

Currently watching: Just finished binge watching The Good Place. An extremely solid show. Well rounded, funny, great acting. Cathartic ending. Cried about it a lot thinking of the message it's trying to convey. Eleanor and Michael were my favorites, but that's no surprise that I like the Arizona trashbag and the fire squid demon in a Ted Dansen suit.

Currently reading: Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, by Pu Songling. And as always, Modao Zushi every time I have to check something for my donghua rewatch. And slowly catching up with The road to reunion by Onomatopoetikon (prequel movie xmen ff)

Currently working on: Still in the process of my Extensive Note Taking rewatch of the Founder of Diabolism (mdzs) donghua. I am mostly done with notes up to s2, but I binged s3 again because I wanted to write instead of take notes (WIP doc available on the CX Heaven discord). s3 continues to make me so angry I am not sure how I'll convince myself to do the full note taking. Comparing each episode to relevant novel sections is also emotionally taxing, in the sheer damage that the donghua does to the Twin Heroes relationship... so! This will be a while... but this an underlying project for my fem-mxy!wwx fic which ... may... take the place of "mainfic" for ever getting published? Jury is still out on that.

Current obsession: MDZS themed brainrot continues to make a marshy bog of my psyche. Chengxian, Twin Heroes, and Jiang Cheng in that order, but surprisingly I seem to be writing and thinking more about WWX in all my WIPs and I just noticed? Predominately, I have been writing these stories from his perspective 😅 Zoids au, naga!jc au, majority of fem!mxy au, jc wolfcurse post-canon, White Hair Wuxian smutty oneshot... Maybe it's just easier to write him because the novel is a baseline but also I think I understand and respect his multiverse shidivision.

As always, ignore me if you already did this and no worries if you're not up for sharing 😘 Tagging @ohmybookshelves @fanfictiongreenirises @sonik-kun @limonath @thestarlitrose @elliekayy @ruthlesscalculuss @miss-fiery @sailuncharted

[sakebytheriver]

Remembering when a girl once told me her favorite show was this old niche sitcom that no one has ever heard of and I was like 'oo we're gonna get some deep cuts here 👀' and then she was like "yeah it's called Frasier" and I was like "oh. 😐 yeah, i know Frasier." And she got so excited and so surprised like "no one has ever known what I'm talking about!" literally bouncing physically from her excitement and I was just sitting there like, "you just named possibly THE most popular sitcom spinoff in the history of sitcom spinoffs, you named a show that was inspired by a show that launched the career of Ted Dansen, you named a show with eleven seasons and at least 24 episodes a season, you named a show that literally has a wikipedia dedicated to the amount of awards it was nominated for, you literally named a show that stars Kelsey fucking Grammer, the fact that everyone you have ever met doesn't know what Frasier is has been an outlier in the data 😭"

[lockandkeyhyena]

ted dansen playing michael in the good place does thing to me.

[the-wavmaker]

Ted Danson and his sister Caramell Dansen

[ravenkane]

Come watch Fargo the TV show. We've got,

Looks like you had a Mr wrench thrown into your plans

Solverson? I hardly know her son

Ted Dansen with myself

It's never justified with Mormons

Thelma and Louise but somehow gayer

Toms Hanks sopping wet meow meow of a son

A Cannon reason for him to be like that

Kirsten dump his ass

It's over Anakin, I have the stamp now

John Hammin it up like usual

Tiger mom

Somehow even more of a sopping wet meow meow than Colin Hanks

Love just cums deadly

The only race is ism

[creaturebehavior]

also GMM uses chatgpt a lot but there was an episode a couple weeks ago where they invited i think it was ted dansen onto the show for their fancy vs frozen vs fast food, and maybe i completely misinterpreted a joke and took it in earnest, but they said they didn't even ask his people about his food preferences, they asked chatgpt to tell them his favorite foods and it wasn't entirely accurate. like wtf. lazy

[nerdlytreasure]

I feel like Ted Dansen would be fine if you mixed him up with Tony Danza. He’d also be glad to do your magical variety show, schedule permitting. He would have a hard out though.

[pleasestopthese]

showing up to get arrested at the we arrest people store is empty lip service. jane's done things in the past, now she and ted dansen make bail bondsmen happy. that's it, that's the career. their generation isn't being held to account, their generation was the panthers and the vietnam draft dodgers and deserters and conscientious objectors, all of whom did materially more than either of these two toward the end jane was protesting toward at the time. their contemporaries are survivors of police massacres and fire bombings, of entrapments and failed assassination attempts. posting bail every week ain't shit.

erin brockovich is damn near on a terrorist watch list for telling people their rights after their water supply has been contaminated. there is no posting bail if she gets taken and she's not showing up at state offices to get arrested but at people's fucking doors, to help them fight the environmental violence carried out against them where they live. there are no cameras when she does it. there are no cops getting overtime about it. there is no bondsman on speed dial.

showing up to get arrested (especially as a celebrity with the resources to sue anyone who looks at you wrong while everyone else gets beaten and maimed by cops) isn't meaningful action. we have a great counterexample at this exact time from a different academy award winner. that shit is corny.

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[watasemasaru]

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