#technoblade actively refuses any semblance of bonding with Tommy until he gets One Smidge of Having A Sonboy

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I love how all the AUs you listed get more and more fantastical and epic and then it's just "coffee shop." (Also I would LOVE to see number 19.)

29. Coffee shop but with DRAGONS-

Number 19, fighting arena techno dad: what it says on the tin, its more or less Techno doing a championship battle thing and winning as per usual but as he’s doing the routine he ends up getting a kid (Tommy) attached to him bc he rly rly RLY wants tips from Technoblade, grand fighting arena champion. Techno is like “no go away” for several weeks until Tommy then doesnt appear for his daily 4 clock whining, to which techno then goes looking for him and finds out he’s getting a bit picked on (getting placed in entirely unfair fights) Techno then goes “why are you being mean to my apprentice. Are you stupid” and everyone is like SHIT HES YOURS???

And then Technofather. Because he made the mistake of going “yeah thats my kid” and then tommy proceeded to latch onto his leg and refuse to let go. And then the even MORE fun aspect of tommy going from “annoying random kid” to “technos kid” in the arena with people actively recognizing and trying to be nice to him instead of just ignoring him. Cue scene of him being a little shit as always and someone trying to yell at him before then getting yanked to the side by their friend like “dude do NOT piss off the kid” “he’s being a brat!” “YEAH BC HE WANTS A FIGHT TO START. DO YOU WANT TECHNOBLADE COMING OVER HERE???”