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BLONDE WILDBOW CHARACTERS
Every wildbow character with hair color described as blonde or similar to blonde. Characters are listed in alphabetical order.
A character's category is determined by their debut appearance. Though Lisa Wilbourn appears in both Worm and Ward, she will be listed as a Worm character, and not as a Ward character.
WORM:
Ashley Stillons I (Damsel of Distress)
Ava ? (Cuff)¹
Brad Meadows (Hookwolf)
Carol Dallon (Brandish)
Crystal Pelham (Laserdream)
Dean Stansfield (Gallant)
Elijah Mathers (Valefor) (Later dyes white)
Elle ? (Labyrinth)
Emily Piggot
Eric Pelham (Shielder)
Gabriel Maxberry (King)
Glastig Uaine/Valkyrie
Greg Veder (The Worst)
Hero
Hoyden
Jaager Charles (Gasconade) (Appears ONLY in PRT Quest)
Jeanne Wynn/Brown (Citrine)
Jessica Biermann (Fenja)
Katherine Oldershaw (Grace)
Kurt Wynn (Harbinger/Number Man)
Leonid(?)
Lisa Wilbourn (Tattletale)
Marissa Newland (Sundancer)
Melody Jurist (Cricket)
Mike ? (Lightstar)
Missy Biron (Vista)
Mrs. Knott
Neil Pelham (Manpower)
Nessa Bierman (Menja)
Oliver ? (Oliver)
Principal Blackwell
Riley Grace Davis (Bonesaw)
Sam ? (Prism)
Sarah Pelham (Lady Photon)
Tammi Herren (Rune/Scribe) (last name presumed)
"Tom Moss" (Acidbath)
Victoria Dallon (Glory Girl/Antares)
"White Fairy"²
Blonde Adjacent:
Alabaster (white hair)
Kamil Armstrong (white hair)
Madeline ? (Winter) (white hair)
Paige Mcabee (Canary) (yellow feathers, hair unknown)
Polka (white hair)
Scion (gold hair)
Scrub (white hair)
The Simurgh (silver hair)
Worm has: 38 blonde characters, and 8 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 46.
WARD
Ashley Stillons II (Swansong)
Ashley Stillons III (Damsel of Distress)
Axehead? (Presumed)³
Bianca ? (Goddess)
Harbinger V (Limerick)
Hunter ? (Mincemaid)
Jay ?
Kathlee Rosenthal (Monokeros)¹
Lachlan ?
Lionwing
Moose
Mr. Drowsing
Nate ? (Reconciliation)
Paris
Rain O'Fire Fraizer (Precipice)
Ryan ? (Cradle)
Samuel Vasil
William Giles (Scapegoat)
Blonde Adjacent:
Anita Vera (white hair)
Christine Mathers (Mama Mathers) (silver hair)
Coiffure (silver hair)
Colt (Colt) (bleached hair)
Dino (silver hair)
Egg (yellow hair)
Engel ("glowing" hair)
Enyo (silver hair)
Foggy Idea (gray dyed hair)
Nailbiter (bleached hair)
Presley ? (gray-white dyed hair)
Vince Crowley (poorly-bleached hair)
Voltrage ("pale" hair)
Ward has: 18 blonde characters, and 13 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 31.
PACT:
Blake Thorburn
Chloe Duchamp
Diana Thompson
James Thorburn
Joanna Duchamp
Lea Duchamp
Lola Duchamp
Paul Thorburn
Penelope Duchamp
Peter Thorburn
Rose Thorburn Jr.
Rose Thorburn Sr.
Roxanne Thorburn
Sandra Duchamp
The Briar Girl
Blonde Adjacent
Malcolm "Fell" Atwell ("light" hair)
Pact has: 15 blonde characters, and 1 blonde-adjacent character, for a total of 16.
TWIG:
The Baron Richmond
The Duke of Francis
Duncan Lambsbridge
Emily Gage
Gordon Lambsbridge(?)
Helen Ibott
Jamie Lambsbridge
Jessie Ewesmont
Lord Carling
Lord King
Lord Leeds
Marcella
The Duke of Francis
The Twins (counts as 2)
BLONDE ADJACENT
Lady Glora ("pale of hair")
Lara (white hair)
Nora (white hair)
Twig has: 15 blonde characters, and 3 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 18.
PALE:
America Tedd
Anthem Tedd
Avery Kelly
Edith James
Eloise Miraz
Freak (of Freak & Squeak)
Gillian Ross
Liberty Tedd
Reggie the Composite Kid
Snowdrop
The Family Man
Ulysses Miraz
Wallace Davis
BLONDE ADJACENT
Mrs. Schaff (white hair)
Crooked Rook (white hair)
Gemma Duchamp (Grey hair)
Luna Hare (white hair)
Pale has: 13 blonde characters, and 4 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 17.
CLAW:
"Valentina's Mom & Sister"
Claw has: 2 blonde characters, and 0 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 2.⁴
Notes
¹ Both cuff and monokeros are noted to have dark hair in Ward while having blonde hair in their original appearances (Worm and WD Helena respectively).
² White Fairy is Mr. Gladly's girlfriend and a prolific redditor who is seen during the leviathan battle and the PHO greg interlude. deep cut. As a mortal enemy of greg veder, please treat her with appropriate respect.
³ Axehead is never seen in ward. However, Titan Skadi (who forms from Axehead) is described as having golden hair. I am presuming that this is from axehead the human having blonde hair.
⁴ Literally 1 person told me any characters from claw. i haven't read it. there's more than 2, but i haven't seen anything.
#wormblr#pactblr#twigblr#wardblr#paleblr#clawblr#wildbow#worm spoilers#pact spoilers#twig spoilers#ward spoilers#pale spoilers#one of the interesting things you learn about this is that seemingly wildbow didn't know what hair dye was until ward#notice the massive amount of “blonde adjacent” characters in ward as opposed to worm or pact#every blonde adjacent character in worm is power-caused. except armstrong and debatably winter.#technically speaking i don't totally know if White Fairy is actually gladly's girlfriend i don't think there's a 100% confirmed connection#but i decided to roll with it rather than call her “Mr Gladly's Girlfriend”#before you say yes ashley I DOES show up in worm. i think she gets one sentence in the blasto interlude and that's it#i dont rember though. she's in there though. defiant says something i recall. “sorry damsel you deserved better” or something
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