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devonwalker · 2 years ago

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committed crimes

murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination / counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threats / pick-pocketing / shoplifting

#most of this did not happen on american soil #im also only bolding things that like #he could legally be convicted of? so like sure he's talked shit but you couldn't convict him of libel or slander you know #and most of this was like not on his own behalf :/#lmao i was jsut thinking about how eliot literally puts $ directly into the community where he lives #like he'll pay taxes on whatever ids hardison has going you know? but theres no way all of it winds up getting taxed if any #eliot isnt guilty of perjury under oath bc he has simply never actually been to court #technically not guilty of libel or slander bc he isnt the one publishing anything #shoplifting is also kind of iffy bc eliot is much more like 'go to the warehouse' but #im sure hes had to for cons or like small things #never failed to pay child support bc he simply practices safe s*x w partners who can conceive #well with all partners lmao but #aNYWAY #im gonna say he's only had like one or two pregnancy scares #and his partners hadn't wanted to keep the pregnancy #lmao i did not mean to talk thhis much wow #but also the way eliot would like... pay scarily over what he'd owe in child support #like there'd be no way to count it anyway #god ok im gonna make myself sad byeeeeeee

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