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july-19th-club · 1 year ago

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kev and fangs actually living the most realistic postgrad life like kev went to carnegie and wound up stuck right back in his own hometown where he got a job at the high school as Every Single Teacher (still not paid enough to live in an apartment two other people aren't also paying on) fangs against all odds made it to high school graduation, got into a state school, graduated from college - but with a degree he absolutely does not use and debt up to his eyeballs no doubt and is paying on the same apartment. and driving trucks for a living

#meanwhile toni little miss achiever . she's a counselor AND a bar owner AND a performer AND a pregnant lady #(AND she's paying on that same damn apartment)#this barbie is everything! (they're just kens)#theyve formed the millenial polycule of necessity where at some point they were like. we all want kids why dont we just have one together #platonically . in which i will be a single mother and you will be married fathers . and we'll share this youth in our five jobs apartment #technically its way more than five jobs. kevin is like six separate teachers #riverdale #this is the most realistic thing thats ever happened in this show . i love it

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