#teamjohnsmith

[sunshinebarbie95]

No but imagine how disappointed, shocked, confused, baffled and disgusted Pocahontas’s father was when he found out his daughter dumped the brave handsome Chris hemsworth look alike that took a bullet for him for an ugly spineless cowardly bland snob who didn’t even try to rescue her when she literally was about to die

[ellievatorr]

POCAHONTAS 2 HAS RUINED MY CHILDHOOD

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Team Rolfe be like “I mean I know John Rolfe was super sexist, only fell in love with Pocahontas when she fit his definition of beauty & didn’t even try to rescue Pocahontas when she was literally about to die but John smith called her people savages and never did it again once he realized how wrong it was so whose the real jerk ?” 🙄🙄🥴

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John smith : Pocahontas look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you

Me and literally everyone :

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Incorrect Pocahontas quote

Nakoma teaching Pocahontas how to drive : ok your driving and John smith and John Rolfe come out of nowhere quick what do you hit ?

Pocahontas : oh definitely John Rolfe, I could never hurt John smith, I love him

Nakoma rubbing her temples : the brakes Pocahontas ! You hit the brakes !

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Disney keeping Pocahontas and John smith an official couple and ignoring Gaston 2.0 is even funnier when you realize the other Disney couples would be team John smith and wouldn’t like Rolfe at all 🤣🤣

[sunshinebarbie95]

Team Rolfe really has no problem with John Rolfe not even trying to rescue Pocahontas and leaving her to die but John smith calling her people savages once and never doing it again when he realizes how wrong it is somehow a major problem 🙄🙄🥴🥴 like at least these dumb fucks are open about how stupid and braindead they are

[sunshinebarbie95]

How Pocahontas 2 would have and should have gone if Disney hadn’t butchered Pocahontas and John smiths personalities

1. Pocahontas wouldn’t have burried John smiths compass. Even if she accepted he was truly dead she would never forget the man she was literally going to die for and wouldn’t bury his compass it just didn’t make any sense

2. Pocahontas wouldn’t like Rolfe romantically at all. Now before anyone comes at me and says “your just saying that because your team John smith” no this is my genuine opinion for one thing and two in the first movie Pocahontas chose John smith over kocoum because kocoum was way too strict and serious while John was more easygoing cheerful and goofy so her choosing John smith in the first movie then dumping him for a guy whose even more serious strict and bland than kocoum for one doesn’t make sense and two shows how out of character she is.

3. When Pocahontas and John reunite she would have been so happy to see him. I mean she was almost in tears when he had to leave at the end of the first movie she would have been so happy and in tears finding out he’s alive

4. Pocahontas definitely would have been more than understanding when he told her he had to go into hiding and couldn’t even send a letter. I mean come on if he wrote a letter to her explaining that he was alive and well he not only would have put Pocahontas at risk but also her people and he clearly isn’t going to endanger the woman he loves along with her people

5. When Pocahontas decides to go back to see the king John smith definitely would have supported her 1000000% after all a king always has his queens back😉 and Rolfe would have gone off on how it wouldn’t work given he’s a cowardly pussy pacifist

6. And most important of all Pocahontas chooses John smith in the end and tells Rolfe to go fuck himself and everyone’s happy

[sunshinebarbie95]

Me : ‘slides Disney a $20’ how about we forget this whole Pocahontas 2 crap ever happened

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Pocahontas dumping John smith for John Rolfe is literally the Disney equivalent of Elizabeth Bennett dumping Mr.Darcy for Mr.Collins

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The only place Pocahontas and John Rolfe fanart belongs is the trash

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Team Rolfe really saw John Rolfe fall in love with Pocahontas when she was dressed like an English woman and only tell Pocahontas she was beautiful when she was dressed as an English woman and said “oh yeah this is so much better and more healthy than John smith accepting Pocahontas for the way she is and so much better than John smith falling in love with Pocahontas’s natural beauty” 🤮🙄🥴

[sunshinebarbie95]

This one team Rolfe idiot said “Rolfe treated Pocahontas like an equal” and I’m like genuinely confused. How is being super sexist and controlling and only falling in love with someone when they fit your definition of beauty considered “treating someone as an equal.” Please explain it to me like I’m so stupid I make rolfe’s dumb fans look relatively intelligent

[sunshinebarbie95]

No but I just don’t understand how someone could take a look at the kind, handsome, caring, protective, brave, charming, witty dreamboat that is John smith and think “nah I’m gonna go for the ugly, bland, cowardly, sexist whimp who is John Rolfe instead”

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“I like John Rolfe from Pocahontas 2.”

Me and literally anyone with taste and functioning brain cells : “what is there to like though ?”

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I’m genuinely confused/concerned when someone says John smith is ugly. I mean the guy looks like the animated version of chris hemsworth and anyone with taste, functioning eyesight and functioning brain cells knows that Chris Hemsworth is most definitely not ugly. Like yeah John is so ugly with his beautiful blonde luscious hair, his dreamy blue eyes, his chiseled sculpted bone structure and his enchanting pearly white smile. Yeah so ugly.