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KRAB ART OMG OMG OMG KRAB ART AHHGGGGG
didn’t post this here I realized…
also this, LMAO
#AHHHHHH#KRAB ART#KRABBBBBB#HOW DO YOU KEEP COOKING?????#YOUR ART STYLE#IT'S SO FUCKIJG COOLLLLLL#AHHHHHHHHHHHHH#TEACH MEEEEE#PLEASE I BEG YOUUUUUU#RAAAAAAHHHHHHG
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Help, anybody know how to play Touken Ranbu in the Japanese server?
I'm devastated right now; my Monoyoshi is gone, its Nukemaru's smithing event, and Jo/hren broke my heart
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
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YESYESYESY ITS THAT!!! THAT POST EAXCTLY !!!
OK OK LISTEN TO ME !!! but that with wolf toji who wants to make fun of you bc u don’t have big sharp teeth like him, your canines are so tiny compared to his !!
but then his fingers get more curious and he rubs them all over your tongue, humming as he feels how much wetter your mouth is starting to get, and you try to get him to chill out by nipping at his fingers but he can’t help and push a little deeper, cooing about how cute the little bunny is drooling all over his fingers and then his fucking his fingers in your mouth, and it suddenly goes from toji just trying to pick fun and bother you, to him holding your chin as he messily thrusts his fingers in and out of your mouth, his tail thumping behind him bc you look really really cute and he just wants to eat you right up as you drool all over his stupidly thick fingers
im insane 🥹
the way my jaw dropped when i saw wolf!toji here....
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WAY HIS TEASING SMIRK WOULD KIND OF SLOWLY DROP????? BC HE'S GETTING MORE AND MORE INTO IT, SO HE'S STARTING TO FOCUS MORE TOO. HE DOESN'T MISS THE WAY THE SPIT DRIBBLES FROM THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTH AND YOU KNOWW HE'S ALREADY FUCKING STRAINING IN HIS PANTS. AND HIS TAIL THUMPING🥴🥴🥴🥴OH THAT ACTUALLY GOD ME SO GOOD. FUUUUCKKKKKK
OK BUT... I WANNA TOUCH HIS TEETH TOO...... he lets you sit on his lap and he's just teasing the hell out of you again bc.. he's annoying like that but then your breathing gets a little faster and your pupils dilate and he can smell you now too. your fingers rub at his canines and you're mesmerized by the size of them🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
#LUNARRRRR#PLS YOU'RE DOING THINGS TO MEEEEE#FUUUUUCKKKKKKKK#LIKE YOU'RE CHANGING ME YOU'RE TEACHING ME#I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS#AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH#wolf!toji#bunny!reader#lunar <3#friends!!#toji#toji smut#toji fushiguro
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yes, but are you mentally ill and/or pirate-deprived enough to make gentlebeard in heroforge? 🫡
#OFMD#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Edit#this feels appropriate to launch into the tumblrsphere after i was foaming at the mouth over WHISPERS of clownery PFFFF#like hbo#listen#l i s t e n#i have devolved to the point of making tabletop/dnd dolls of these silly little guys to fill the Void okay#i miss them so much that i have to replicate them in any way that i can#WHICH OKAY LMAO#I was delighted to sneak bits of Borple into Ed's forge#LIKE PURPLE NAILS YEAAAAAHHH#And Heroforge allowing for two characters to be in one scene is absolutely EVERYTHING#A WEE BIT TOO DANGEROUS IF YOU ASK ME LMAO BUT#IT'S SOMETHING OF A BANDAID RIGHT NOW#SUSTAINING MEEEEE
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Fear you? Nah I'm afraid of my health and my allergies 😌
For me, you are actually adorable
alright, alright- those are valid fears… but can you also fear me, just in an adorable way?
like how I have successfully made macarons in the last 24 hours and that should absolutely scare you
#fear meeeee#in fact people asked me to teach them and give them tips while I made said macarons#so yes you should be so very scared >:(#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit
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thinking about the inherently queer themes of constructed vs authentic self, of expectations and what we make of them - do we cast them off, hide behind them, parody them, challenge them, change them?
#Stede bonnet is free but ed teach is Blackbeard and the journeys they are so parallel but so perpendicular#everything to meeeee#ofmd#our flag means death#it’s everyone on the revenge it’s nobody is what they seeem
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BOYFRENS
#ask#blakbonnet#OFMD#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Ed x Stede#CRYING#NEVER OVER THEM#NEVER OVER THIS#THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO MEEEEE
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I wish I knew how to use codes on tumblr cuz I would make my blogs so so pretty oh god
#¹ ⁾ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆˙⊹ ◞ 𝑂𝑂𝐶 : general . '#LIKE TEACH MEEEEE#coding is not my strong suit in general#I took a coding class in high school and it was fun though but like#i forgot all about it
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i never really had a thing for older men (as in older than like 25 bc of my own age) but older trans men got me like.... wogughhh.... oughh.. aahhh.. put your dick in me sir please please please please please
#im feral#older trans man save me save me older trans man older trans man#please touch me however you want i'll melt#AH GOD THIS IS LIKE THE MOST PATHETIC SUB THING IVE POSTED IN A WHILE#TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MEEEEE OLDER TRANS MENNNN TEACH ME HOW TO BE A MAN PLEASEEEEE IM BEGGING YOU
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edward and stede are that autism4autism couple who cuddle and sway together! they get really happy about something and start dancing around the deck when there’s absolutely no music playing. doing joyful little spins and wiggles
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CRAMMING FOR A TEST TOMORROW PLEASE TEACH ME ALL OF US HISTORY IN 10 MINUTES
#ITS THE ONLY TEST IM NOT CONFIDENT IN#I WAS STUCK IN A CLASS ALL YEAR WITH KIDS WHO NEVER SHUT THEIR MOUTHS AND THE TEACHER COULD NEVER GET A WORD IN#ALKFJKGBLFLSJ TEACH MEEEEE
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your hcs make me so horny LMAO
tbh you have no business being both hilarious and have the perfect amount of lewd imagination it's so perfect
and you're def one of the reasons i'm glad i don't have the body of a guy cuz then i wouldn't be able to check ur posts anytime bruh i'd get bricked up so quick
just read the kitten reader w toji lmao in case u were wandering, tho that's not the only one that's really good
also!! there's unique stuff here! to me at least, i never saw some stuff cuz i didnt search (ahem, the hybrid stuff and piss kink ones...
months ago i came to terms w the daddy kink i thought i'd never have cuz lowkey cringe and i thought i couldn't go any lower but oh well here i am.. atp i fully accepted it and i'm just enjoying the ride, going wherever you'll take me tbh 👍)
just realized maybe it's cuz it's u tho and you manage to make everything rlly hot but oh well ig i'll see sometime maybe :P
anyways have a great day i love your posts they make me smile
NONNIEEEEE😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS MADE ME SMILE SOOO BIGGG STOPPPPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU'D BE GETTING BRICKEDZ FROM MY POSTSS PLSSSS I LOVE YOUUUU DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG OF AN IMPACT YOU'RE HAVING ON MY DAYYYYYY
AND EEEEEEEEE!!!!! I AM REALLY REALLY GLAD TO BE THE ONE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO NEW THINGS!!!! I REALLY AMM!!!!!!!! i think experimenting and just learning abt yourself is soooo much fun and that does in fact include all sorts of kinks and stuff too hehehhee:3333 AAAANNDDDD HSHDHSHDHSHD THE INFAMOUS DADDY KINK........ i was never that into it either.. like sure i could call like toji that... buuuut i'm kind of picky abt the other faves lmao ++++ the fact that..... i.... myself.... like to be called that............................... was mindblowing hdhshshshahs thank you pasi my love i would've never known that lmao that actually fucking changed my life it's insane😭😭😭😭 like it's fucking crazy how into it i am wheeewwwwwwwwww
#NO BUT SRSLY YOU ARE SO FUCKING SWEET NONNIE#I LOVE YOU SOOOSO MUCH#ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH AND BLUSH BRO HELLOO???😭😭😭😭😭😭#THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING ME AND LOVING ME I AM SOOO GRATEFUL FOR YOU I REALLY HOPE YOU KNOW THAT#WAAHHHHHHHHHHH#🥺🥺🥺#I HOPE I CAN TEACH SOME MORE THINGS IN THE FUTURE TOO🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈#WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTEDDDDD#ALSO BTW FUCK I LOVE HYBRIDS AND PISS SO MUCH IT'S SOOOOOHOTTT I'M SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE ON THE FUN TRAIN WITH MEEEEE HEHEHEEE#MWAH MWAHMWAHHHH!!!!#I HOPE UR HAVING THE SEXIEST DAY OR THE SEXIEST NIGHT EVEERRRRR:33333#friends!!#lemmik
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sorry for being inactive guys i got sick 🤧
but i have three exams and a quiz this week so i will not be posting bye~
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Guess who's back on ADHD meds and it's terribly bored at a work training!
#this girl right here#this training is a meeeees s#the trainers don't even know how to teach and the systems are terrible#not user friendly at all
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if i die tomorrow that's normal, don't pay attention to me
#rant#my father wants to teach me how to drive his car#his MONSTER of a car#since we're celebrating a birthday this week-end at a friend's house#'''just in case''' yeah right#how about you don't fucking drink for once#or we can even take my mother's car#but no that'd be too easy#fuck meeeee
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I could be writing, but what am I doing? Everything but writing. :/
#rambles#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i was gonna start finishing up my keyboard today but somehow the pcb disappeared from the house#so instead i was working on learning japanese again#urgh#that's been going on for the past couple weeks and like....#my brain hurts orz#the hard thing about using anki for me is that like... i feel i have some level of kanji blindness haha#i kinda guess the kanji depending on the surrounding info than actually like... recognizing the kanji#that being said i guess i am picking some stuff up#but still augghhh#they say that when you start a more immersive approach the first month or two is tough because you're basically building up your vocabulary#and your recognition skills#the worst thing about japanese is that it's like run-on sentences galore#so piecing together sentences is like killing me#i'll get there thoouughghghhhhhh#the hard thing about anki too is that it's very good with memorizing and recognizing#but it's absolutely terrible with teaching recall#so writing kanji is like... it doesn't teach that at all haha#kill meeeee
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