#teaboilerspoiler

[gaennakyrivi]

"I improved your last tea brew with garlic paste!"

There was a moment of silence where Darha contemplated carefully what was said to her.

If she understood correctly, this person had defiled the sacred recipe she received from Karma itself, used first centuries ago to honor the spirits and step into a deeper connection with them?

And instead of enjoying it as it should, it added garlic paste to it? 

This could be merely a jest to test her patience and faith in the words of a mortal, or this could be true, and a symbolic aspect of her culture had been truly sullied. Part of Darha wondered if everything was just fine in that person’s head if they went on and about and degraded things of immense value.

Perchance, they did not know the meaning behind their actions? 

Instead of showing the true disappointment the person’s words brought, the Avatar of divine spirit cracked a small smile, though she allowed her own thoughts wander further on the matter. “And how did that taste?”

[sheriff-caitlyn]

"Uh-oh. All these cakes for one person? If you were to feel too heavy, I have a legitimate recipe : lemon juice, red beetroot juice, and sodium bicarbonate, diluted with water." *looks at the cakes* "These looks delicious, but I'm not sure you're willing to share with me."

“... hm.” She eyes the anon. Then she takes one of the boxed cakes - the cake already missing a thin slice - and hands it over. “I have a surplus, and that advice actually seems sound.”

[piltover-sharpshooter]

"Earl Grey, with hot chili peppers and two sugars. "

“You are insane, but alright” 

//Thanks for reading the rules!

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Here's to 2021 and even wilder teaxperiments!

“Why do you torment me so? On this, the anniversary of my birth?”

[sheriff-caitlyn]

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Some createavity : Stranglethorn tea. Please do not mind the angry plant-human hybrid over there.

Heaves a sigh.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

"Here is some Darjherring for the Darjeeling darling!"

She breaks a pencil.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

"Hard-boiled tea for a hard-boiled cop!"

“That... that isn’t how tea works.”

[sheriff-caitlyn]

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Right or wrong: letting tea leaves boil gives you boils.

[Screenshot]

[Sent to: Y]

[Comment: I got another one. I am sorry if this one vexes you near as much as the last but perhaps that old Piltovian addage about ‘misery loving company’ isn’t as wrong as we think.]

[sheriff-caitlyn]

If you had the choice between getting rid of Joyce or a professional philistine who takes delight in desacrating a somewhat bland drink, how long could Joyce stay?

“... Joyce’s presence here in depriving a different Piltover of its hero. She is not of this particular dimension. You, unfortunately, are part of mine, and thus all things must be in their right place.”

“However, if I had my way, your right place would be in the insane asylum, where you belong.”

[sheriff-caitlyn]

[sheriff-caitlyn]

"Hello Sheriff. I made some tea ice cream. It is a good way to use a batch of over infused tea, by the way."

“... it is a dark, dark day when I find myself agreeing with a monster.”

[piltover-sharpshooter]

😚 + a cup of sweet mint tea brewed the right way.

If I get 10 😚 in my inbox, I’ll post a Munday photo!

9/10

Solo 1 más papa.

[piltover-sharpshooter]

Hard boiled tea for a hard boiled cop. How does that sound?

//Caitlyn is hardboiled, but honestly she’s also kind of the opposite. She plays by all the rules lmao

[sheriff-caitlyn]

Hello Sheriff. It's me, the tea boiler spoiler. How may I sabotage your favourite beverage this year?

“Gods, how are you still alive?”