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It’s a Conspiracy! ~ [The M-Squad Texts]

In which Maui learns some very interesting news about Merida and has to share it with his friends...

@thedipster, @breathofthe-ocean

[tw -- uh none?]

Maui: YO GUYS Maui: YO

Moana: yes Maui?

Dipper: what

Maui: SO i went into work today right Maui: AND guess whose name i heard

Moana: Nana Tala. Don't tell me she got arrested again

Maui: no. Maui: wait what?

Moana: I said nothing. Moana: Who's name

Maui: MERIDA

Dipper: wait what Dipper: Did they find her?? Dipper: Is she okay?

Moana: In a good way? Bad way? what does that mean?

Maui: NO it's wORSE Maui: she's Maui: a

Moana: ...

Maui: WEREWOLF

Moana: do we trust the person you heard this from?

Dipper: Uh. Dipper: Is there any proof besides he-said she-said?

Maui: That new cop interviewed Hades, right--who apparently was there when that person got attacked by the werewolf. AND he said it was Merida.

Moana: Merida was attacked by an animal awhile back...

Dipper: Okay, but how would Hades know this random wolf was Merida?

Maui: OMG Maui: idk according to the statement he did some like magic shit on her and turned her back to a human -- no idea how his magic works but we all know he's jacked as shit power-wise

Dipper: He could be trying to pin that on her, because of the other stuff. Dipper: Alright, so let's posit that this hypothesis is true Dipper: What the hell do we do now?

Maui: uhhhh what do they usually do on the cop shows? "follow the lead"? go talk to hades? and some lou bonfamille--probably not supposed to tell you that but he's the one who was attacked by "merida"

Moana: It can't hurt to talk to them? But if she was, would they even give us any information?

Maui: could kidnap hades' baby lol then he'd talk to us probs

Moana: not even funny Maui

Maui: it was a little funny

Moana: Maui, Hero to all, caught kidnapping a Baby. Great headline.

Dipper: That'll win your instagram fans over Dipper: You'd get cancelled

Maui: omg im not acTUALLY going to kidnap the baby Maui: i'm not merida Maui: lmao

Moana: but yeah if the rumor is right or wrong, at least we're asking people and getting more info

Maui: exactly -- and we def need to get to her before the police no matter what

Moana: I'm in. Who takes who? bad cop good cop? whoever runs into whoever first? Is Lou even in public right now?

Dipper: I'm going to do some research on werewolves. Dipper: I dunno if I buy this. Dipper: I need to have all the facts in place and cross-ref with Merieda's behaviour

Maui: it doesn't matter if you buy it Maui: they are the last ones to see merida potentially Maui: we've gotta at least see whta they have to say

Dipper: Yeah, well I don't wanna go on wild goose chase and possibly spreading harmful rumors without the facts

Moana: What do you wanna do? Research first? then, i dunno we haven't had any possible leads on who saw her last till potentially now

Maui: asking questions isn't spreading rumors Maui: but w/e we'll find merida on our own, won't we moana?

Moana: We'll find her together. Maui and I can be discreet... I can be discreet, while you research. How does that sound?

Dipper: Alright. Dipper: We can get a feel for the field while I do background.

Maui: great. who do you want moana?

Moana: you're making me pick?? uhh I don't think it matters? i dont know either. flip a coin?

Maui: cool. heads or tails? Maui: lol let's make lou dude tails bc he's a werewolf apparently

Moana: i hate that I laughed at that. Moana: okay gimmie a sec

Maui: ; ) ; ) ; )

Moana: oh shut up Moana: tails for me so I guess I've got Lou

Maui: good luck lmao

Moana: vice versa Moana: back to you* Moana: whatever the saying is