#tchort x reader

[child0feden]

terje looks like he goes absolutely nuts for some somnophilia and i am talking about damn near every era of him too…

just thinking about him sliding his rock hard cock right into you when you are deep in sleep beside him with your back pressed up against his chest as the two of you cuddle up in the spooning position… just thinking about him bringing his calloused fingers down into your panties, rubbing them against your clit and pushing them into your cunt and teasing you for a little while to make you soaking for him as to allow for his thick cock to slide into your cunt with ease… just thinking about how he probably would not even bother to fully remove your panties, he would just push the soft cotton down your thighs far enough to make room for his cock to easily slide in and out of your cunt as he fucks into you from the side… just thinking about how he would fuck you so lazily but so desperately, he woke up at some ungodly hour of the night craving you and he needs you but he is just so tired, his slow and messy thrusts into you only show that as his hooded eyes droop even further from the pleasure of being so deep inside of your warm velvet soft cunt and the euphoria of feeling you clench around him so tightly in your sleep… just thinking about him burying his tired and heated face into your messy bed hair, his deep and guttural moans right in your ear are what wake you up from your deep slumber in his arms along with the feeling of euphoria stemming from down under in your cunt… just thinking about how he would start littering sloppy and open mouthed kisses on the flesh of your neck when he feels you rouse from your sleep at the feeling of him fucking into you, he can only suck a blossoming bruise on your skin and moan when he feels your hand reach up to grasp onto his long hair as your push your cunt further onto his cock, suddenly addicted to and wanting needing more of the pleasure that has just awoke you… just thinking about how he would mumble an almost unintelligible and almost slurred apology for waking you up, an explanation for how he had just woke up craving you so deeply and how he just needed you so badly… i just… arghhh…

i really definitely need to write some more about this :(

[child0feden]

IF THREE IS A CROWD, WHAT THE HELL IS FIVE?

bård “ faust ” eithun x reader x vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan x tomas “ samoth ” haugen x terje “ tchort ” schei

- nsfw headcanons for a fivesome with emperor!

this is so… i do not even know! this is kind of messily written and it got kind of sloppy towards the end because i kept losing track of where people were and stuff lolol, super sorry about that… hope you guys still like it! this is honestly the most stressful thing i have ever wrote lol, love it though <3

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reading music recommendations: dreams like deserts by aura noir - rip you without care by pungent stench

* 18 + content ahead, please do not read if you are a minor *

- you and bård had already been dating for quite a little while before the fivesome with his band members actually happens!

✩ the two of you obviously had a very healthy sex life and were pretty open with each other when it comes to trying out new things…

- but one new thing that bård was slightly nervous to bring up to you was the possibility of sharing you with all of his band mates

✩ what he did not know was that you were thinking about the exact same thing and were just as nervous to bring it up to him as he was to you!

- but like all things in the world, it was bound to come out eventually… both of you are overly drunk one night, you are sitting comfortably on his lap and softly making out with each other in the darkest corner of a bar as some small black metal band is playing up on the small stage, his band mates are lost somewhere in the crowd! during the make out session, you just barely hear bård mumble something into the open space of your mouth but it is so loud in the cramped bar that you could not make out what he said at all and ask him to repeat it, moving your mouth away from his and turning head to the side so that he could talk into your ear

“ wanna share you… want you to fuck ihsahn and the others… you don’have to… won’t make you, ‘s just been on my mind ” ( the slight shake and obvious nervousness in his voice is something you very rarely hear from him and you immediately turn back towards him, slamming your mouth back against his )

✩ the second you whisper a quiet yet firm and excited “ yes ” into his mouth, you feel his soft lips turn into a small smile and his hands tighten around your hips… now the only standing question was how the hell do you guys bring it up to his friends?

- when you and bård go home to your shared apartment that night, you go alone and discuss the future fivesome after having some steamy and desperate sex on top of the kitchen counter, i mean… you guys were just super horny, both of you were just so excited by sharing the same filthy fantasy…

✩ the next day, bård calls up all of his band mates and invites them over late in the afternoon! he does not tell them much at all, just telling them you guys wanted to talk about a little something with them

- they arrive pretty quickly, their curiosity obviously peaked and causing them to speed walk towards your shared apartment

✩ when the door finally knocks, bård stands up and leaves your side on the couch to let them in but does plant a lingering kiss to your cheek before he goes

- when the small group enters your living room, they greet you with a quiet mix of “ hello ” and “ hi ” before sitting just across from you on the couch whilst bård sits back down by your side

✩ it does not even take more than a few seconds for vegard to be the one to speak up first

“ so… what did you guys want to talk about? you’re not pregnant, are you? we need you on the drums, bård, not raising a kid ” ( he is joking, of course, and you lean across the couch to smack him on the shoulder as the others laugh )

- you blurt it out after sharing a slightly nervous look with bård, trying to say it in a way that does not sound crazy and come off like a big stupid joke

“ well… you know, me and bård have been thinking… just kind of thinking about you know… having a fivesome, i guess? i don’t know… oh my fuck, bård?! speak, please?! ” ( he speaks but it is not much better than what you said at all, he just awkwardly explains that he wants to share you with them )

✩ the small living room is dead silent as they stare right ahead at you and bård… and once again, it is vegard who speaks up first

“ oh… are you guys joking or no? i hope you’re not because that’s hot " ( the others let out quiet hums of agreement, their eyes darting back and fourth between the two of you )

- once you have assured them that nope, neither of you are joking in the slightest, it does not take long for the five of you to get right down to business

✩ bård makes the first move, of course he does! gesturing with his hand and his head for you to go over to whoever you want to take first as he goes to grab some lube and condoms from your shared bedroom down the hall

- you choose terje for the first, he has always been so cute to you… he is the quietest and he is ever so slightly creepy but oh so cute too…

✩ his eyes widen as you approach him first and straddle his lap, grabbing his jaw in your hand and tilting his head up towards you to share an open mouthed kiss

- as you are sharing the heated and sloppy kiss with terje, tomas approaches you from behind and lifts the fabric of your skirt up around your waist, pulling your soft lace panties down your legs, throwing them over to vegard who swiftly catches them in his hand whilst tomas slides his fingers through your now slick cunt, lathering them with your juices before moving them up towards your asshole and gently pressing them inside

✩ breaking away from the kiss with terje, you moan out in clear pleasure at the feeling of tomas pushing his fingers into you and throw your head back towards tomas, allowing him to place open mouthed kisses down the flesh of your neck and terje to pull off your shirt, fondling your tits in his calloused hands as he sighs at the feeling of you beginning to grind down on his leather covered crotch which by this point was already in a noticeable tent

- bård returns to the living room from the bedroom, placing some condoms and lube onto the small wooden coffee table before sitting back down on the couch next to vegard and watching you with his two friends, a deep blush covering his cheeks, rubbing a hand down over his crotch as he hardens in his pants

✩ vegards eyes are glued to you as he takes his own cock out of his pants, beginning to slowly slide his hand up and down his hardened length, pre cum already leaking from his tip from the sight of you being such a whore in front of him

- it does not take long for you to be impaled on terjes cock in the cowgirl position as he lays back on the couch with his cold hands gripping your naked tits, bouncing on him as you share a flurry of hasty kisses whilst letting out loud moans in between

✩ hearing some noise, you look back over your shoulder and find tomas putting on a lubed up condom before approaching you again and placing his hands down upon your hips to slow you down

- terje lets out a desperate whine at the feeling of your movements slowing atop of him, causing tomas to tut and roll his eyes before kneeling behind you, over terjes legs, spreading your ass and spitting on your hole which causes you to let out something in between a gasp and a moan, lining up his erect cock and pushing inside with a deep groan at the resistance he faces and the tightness around him

✩ upon seeing this, bård slowly stands up and approaches you… his hand gently stroking your hair out of your heated face as you look up at him with a cockdrunk look in your wide eyes before he pushes his own cock into your welcoming mouth and muffles your moans

- whilst four of his closest friends are getting down and dirty right in front of him, vegard is still sat on the opposite couch, quietly moaning under his breath as he observes the sight and rubs his cock even faster, simply wanting to observe for the time being

✩ the living room is filled with pleasured moans, yours being muffled around bårds cock and skin smacking against skin

- terje cums first, his mouth dropping open in an almost overly loud moan and his nails dig into the sensitive skin of your tits as he holds them in his hands

✩ but you do not stop bouncing on his cock, you cannot stop, you are far too in love with the feeling of being completely stuffed in all three of your holes

- and there is nothing terje can do at all, he just suffers through the overstimulation, letting out even louder moans and even some whimpers whilst tomas continues pounding away at your ass, mumbling filthy words of praise to you under his breath

“ got such a tight ass, baby… fuck… can barely fuckin fit my cock inside of you ” ( no but really, it just barely fits inside… it does not help that his cock is so girthy )

✩ whilst tomas is mumbling filthy words of praise, bård is whispering sweet words of praise whist stroking your hair as you bob your head up and down his length

“ doing so good, pretty girl… taking me so deep in your throat, fuck… keep going, love you so much… ” ( you have already cum once at this point but his praise draws you to another high, much to the delight of terje and tomas as you tighten around them even more )

- as you speed up your head movements, tomas speeds up his deep thrusts into your asshole, terje is just a mess of moans and sweat under you with his eyes screwed shut, having cum once again due to your walls squeezing him

✩ bård and tomas cum at nearly the exact same time, bård letting out a string of curses, grabbing your head and pushing your mouth all the way down onto his cock as his pubes tickle your nose and tomas letting out a deep groan, grabbing your hips and slamming in as deep as he can possibly go

- bård slowly pulls out of your mouth and makes you show him his cum on your tongue, panting and softly stroking your cheek as you lower your jaw and stick your tongue out, showcasing the salty white ropes he left coating your pink tongue

“ good girl, did so good… swallow it now, my pretty girl ” ( for a second, as you hold a deep eye contact with your boyfriend, you forget that you are being dogged out by his friends… but that is quickly broken by vegard calling out “ okay… is it my turn now? or no? ” yeah, he is so ready )

✩ terje goes and sits on an armchair across the room, his head thrown back, eyes closed tight and panting as he tries to catch his breath whilst his cock begins to soften

- by this point, your thighs are already cramping slightly and you feel more fucked out than you have ever been…

✩ but you do not think it is done there though, do you? oh no, they are all having a turn with you…

- you choose to ride bård and vegard slots in just behind you, slipping his cock just above bårds and sliding into your soaked cunt

✩ whilst they are busy moaning, cussing under their stuttered breaths and rocking their cocks into you, their hands gripping your hips and thighs, no doubt leaving bruises behind, tomas kneels on the couch next to bård and directly in front of you

- tomas roughly grabs your face, one of his hands moving to the back of your head whilst the other pats your cheek and shoves his thumb into your mouth as you whine and drool around it

“ you gonna suck my cock, pretty girl? yeah? come here ” ( with how roughly he smashed his lips against yours, you thought he had knocked out some of your teeth… he is a sloppy, rough kisser, with spit making its way around your mouth and down your chin )

✩ tomas repeats what bård had done just minutes earlier, but much rougher, shoving your head down onto his cock as you hum and moan around the thickness

- you can feel yet another orgasm coming over you as the three men continue working their cocks into you, your cunt tightening around bård and vegard like a vice as tomas holds your head down on his cock, throwing his head back as your increased moans vibrate around him

✩ when you squirt around them due to overstimulation, it sets off a domino effect in the three men, all three following suit and cumming just seconds after you, the feeling of your juices gushing out around them and dripping down their cocks being too much to handle as they reach their release inside of you, bård moaning the loudest whilst vegard follows closely behind with breathy yells of “ oh god! ” and “ fuck! holy shit! ”

- well, only bård is really coming inside of you! since vegard is sporting a condom and tomas pulls out of your warm mouth to shoot ropes of cum across your face whilst you tiredly smirk up at him before cleaning most of it off with your finger and taking it into your mouth, sucking the cum from it as tomas looks down at you with an almost impressed look in his dark eyes

✩ as the four of you catch your breath, terje calls over and asks if that is it, because according to him, you look just a little worse for wear… well, that is not exactly what he said but you know…

“ is that it? i think it is, right? jeez… you look really… uh… not fucked up but, you know… you still look pretty though, obviously! ” ( good save terje, you just giggle and throw him a sleepy wink before he looks away from you with a blush coating his cheeks, as if you did not just ride him to hell and back )

- the rest of the boys start redressing after they have caught their breaths and checked on you, you stay seated atop of bård as his cock softens inside of you, his hand gently rubbing up and down your naked back before moving into a sitting upright position and grabbing his black cotton venom shirt from the floor for you to put on

✩ you are so tired, you cannot even bare to put the shirt on yourself, so bård pulls it over your body for you, placing a gentle kiss on your head as he strokes your warm cheek

“ you did so good, pretty girl… so fucking good, the best… y’enjoyed yourself, yeah? ” ( all you can muster up is a hummed response of “ mhm ” and a soft nod into his neck )

- before long, his band mates are all cleaned up and fully dressed, coming over to the two of you to bid you both goodbye, terje giving you a shy kiss on the cheek paired with a quiet “ thank you… bye ” whilst vegard and tomas both give you a sloppy kiss on your lips and give bård a fist bump, bidding you both a goodnight and even an apology from vegard as he is very aware of how sore you will be in the morning, tomas just smirks as he hears it! they tell you both to call them in the morning, just to make sure you are all good

✩ when they have left and the apartment door slams closed behind them, bård is still just stroking your back and placing kisses to your head before mentioning that you need a bath and some food, finally sliding his soft cock out of you as you whine, carrying you bridal style to the bathroom for a hot shower together

“ you need a shower, pretty girl… and some food after, i’ll make you something when you’re in bed, hm? some toast? yeah? c’mon then ” ( when you are in the shower together, the praise from bård is non stop and he is gently washing your hair and body for you, bending down slightly to press kisses to your skin )

- yeah, you are definitely going to be sore in the morning alright, but you and bård would not have it any other way <3

[child0feden]

BORN FROM A WISH

terje “ tchort ” schei x reader

- general dating headcanons for terje!

terje is so cute and i do not see him getting the love he deserves at all! reader is referenced to be busty or chubby but it is not a major thing at all <3

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reading music recommendations: you’re not here by akira yamaoka - wrath of the tyrant by emperor

- i do not really know why i think this but i feel like terje would have such a major attraction to chubby and or busty people! he just looks like the type of man who would really want a chubby and or busty partner

✩ like, just give this man a partner with a pair of soft, thick thighs and a little bit of a stomach as soon as possible, he absolutely eats it up like a starved man, just as he loves to eat something that lays between your thighs…

- terje will never ever truly get over just how heavenly your thick thighs feel wrapped around his head as he lets you ride his face with his once fresh and untouched corpse paint smudging all over and transferring over to your own skin

✩ but anyways! let me just move on from that

- he goes so absolutely feral whenever you choose to wear more figure fitting clothes, when you choose to wear things that really accentuate all of your gorgeous curves and show off the plump flesh of your thighs…

“ you look so beautiful in this, baby… makes you look so good ” ( he will very quickly dive into a jumbled ramble about how you always look good anyways but you look especially good in this which just makes you laugh before planting a light peck on his blushing cheek )

✩ terje physically cannot keep his pale hands away from you when you do wear those types of clothes, he is always holding your hips from behind and slowly tracing his cold hands up and down your thighs as if trying to warm you up despite his hands being so chilled against your skin

- and whilst terje might look quite skinny and not very muscular at all, he can definitely pick you up with little to no problem, no matter your height nor your weight! he is one of those people who does not really look all that strong but has quite a bit of hidden strength

✩ terje if often seen as kind of creepy and almost off putting to most people but he would definitely be so beyond sweet to you! he is just a total little love bug when it to comes to you and his content little relationship with you

- i feel like terje has a major thing for scent, he absolutely loves the gentle smell of your perfume or your cologne, the soft smell of your shampoo and even just your natural musk! if you use a certain fruit scented shampoo or anything even similar to that, he will never not smell that same scent in the air around him and not get a rush as he thinks of you, as he connects that smell back to you! any smell that reminds him of you, any smell that he can connect to you will never fail to make a small smile crawl across his pale face as he thinks about you

✩ it is actually kind of why he tends to let you wear his clothes whenever you ever want to, he does not attempt to fight you off from stealing his sweaters nor his band shirts at all, he actually gets a little bit excited when he sees you choose one of his shirts over one of your own when the two of you are getting dressed for the day

- terje just adores getting those items of his clothing back from you and just smelling so much of you on them, the smell of you that is still clinging to the fabric is such a comfort thing for him, you are just such a sacred comfort thing for him

✩ one time when you were in the midst of giving his sweater back to him after about a week of having it in your possession, you had offhandedly told him that he might want to wash it because it smells very strongly of your perfume and he came very close to accidentally revealing his immense love for your scent to you…

“ hm? why would i wash- oh! yes, yeah… i will wash it, definitely! thanks, baby… ” ( he just barely catches himself so quickly, widening his eyes and fixing his statement )

- terje really thinks that you do not know anything about his love for your scent… as if you would not know! his near obsession with how you smell is clear and almost overly obvious to you but you do not ever tell him that you know about it, you just keep that knowledge to yourself and think it is so cute how shy and secretive he gets about it… and how hard he tries to keep it a secret from you…

✩ whenever terje is standing just behind you or holding you in his lap, he has his nose downright buried into the soft locks of your hair as he inhales the euphoric scent of your shampoo, his brain doing its absolute best to memorise and store the smell for later use

- if terje sees anyone eyeing him kind of weirdly as he does this, he will usually just glare right at them with his nose still nuzzled right into your hair from behind

✩ for some reason, terje really kind of strikes me as a man who would love little arcade and carnival dates!

- terje most likely will not ever tell any of his friends that he likes them but he definitely does, he takes you to the local little arcade almost every week with whatever kind of small amount of money that he has to spend on you! he likes spending time with you and he likes having fun with you, he likes having genuine fun with you and he likes feeling being so free with you…

✩ winning you cute little plushies from the way overpriced and definitely rigged claw machines? absolutely! somehow, he is almost a god at those set up for failure claw machines, he walks around checking all of the angles through the glass before pressing the button for the claw to descend

- terje has given you a vast plushie collection now, most of them sit atop your shared bed whilst others are on shelves around your apartment together

✩ whenever he takes you out to carnivals, terje loves buying you overly sweet and colourful candy floss as well as sticky caramel apples! he just cannot get over the leftover taste of the sugary sweet treats on your soft lips and gives you so many deep yet gentle kisses after you have eaten them as well as in the midst of you eating them beside him

- i mean, it is a dose of sugary goodness and it is your soft lips on his! why would he not be absolutely addicted to that?

✩ terje often goes to these carnivals with you in his full corpse paint getup, he is almost constantly scaring the hell out of children who pass by the two of you and he is laughing so loudly when they yelp in fear at the sight of him, throwing his arm further around you and kissing your head when you tell him to knock it off despite sharing a quiet chuckle with him

- though one thing is that terje always refuses to ever ride the lit up ferris wheel with you, i just feel like he has a major fear of heights but will not ever admit it to you!

“ no, i’m not scared… just don’t see the point, i’ll make out with you anywhere, why do you want to do it up there? ” ( he absolutely understands why it would be so much more romantic and special than making out against a hard and almost rough wall but he just cannot do it, he just refuses to possibly vomit into your mouth as the two of you are swapping spit because of the height affecting his sweet treat filled stomach )

✩ terje probably won you a poor little goldfish from a carnival once and the two of you treated it really well for the few months that it lived with you guys in your apartment…

- and i mean, terje was seriously so very sad when it eventually died a short while after he had won it! the two of you held a dramatic yet genuine little funeral for it and buried it deep in the thick woods just behind your apartment building with bård and tomas in attendance, both of whom were poking far too many jokes about how “ soft ” terje was on a damn fish

✩ please cut his hair and do his corpse paint for him!

- terje does not really trust himself to cut his own hair anymore because the first real and last time he ever did, he cut off way too much at the back and had to give himself a downright embarrassing little bob just to make it look at least a little bit better… but you did give him a well deserved pity blowjob that day to make him feel a bit better so it was not all bad, right?

✩ and terje just really loves having you sat comfortably on his lap whilst you paint his face with sticky black and white paint, his calloused fingers are always trailing just a little bit too high up your thighs and dipping just under the hem of your panties before you smack them away with a shove of his shoulder when you see the sly smirk on his half painted face

- when you glare at him and tell him he is going to make you mess the paint up, terje will just shoot you a cheeky smile with a scrunched up nose before leaning up to give you a deep kiss that you will have to break away from first

✩ i can definitely see terje being a comfortable little spoon when the two of you cuddle up in your shared bed! or he is at least just a guy who really likes laying his head down on your chest! please just cuddle him and stroke his long hair, honestly it makes him feel as if he is in the safest space on planet earth, it makes him feel as though he has ascended to some otherworldly land of pure bliss

- his long hair is always so incredibly messy in the morning, there are strands of it strewn all across your chest and all over his own tired face! he looks like he has very thick hair so he probably has quite a few tangles to deal with, that he will want you to deal with for him, when he wakes up <3

[child0feden]

SIN

terje “ tchort ” schei x reader

♡ nsfw alphabet for tchort!

୨୧ more tchort! love it, i love being the only person to ever write a x reader work for this gorgeous man hehe <3

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reading music recommendations: sin by nine inch nails - dreaming in red by dismember

* 18 + content, please do not read if you’re a minor *

a = aftercare ( what they’re like after sex )

♡ i feel like tchort would be a pillow princess after sex! like, he’ll definitely make sure you’re okay and stuff but he’s so drained after sex, please just cuddle up to him, play with his hair and kiss his head…

୨୧ it makes sense anyways because you’re always on top, using him, draining him! so when you get off of him and lay next to him, he just wants to sleep with his head on your chest whilst you play with his hair and whisper how good he was

b = body part ( their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s )

♡ is it a cop out to say his favourite part of you is your face? he just thinks you’re so beautiful, he really thinks you’re too good for him! your cunt is a close second though, he loves how it tastes and could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner

୨୧ i feel like tchort would like his nose the most… not for any particular reason other than the fact that you like it, always kissing it and grinding your cunt against it when riding his face

c = cum ( anything to do with cum, basically )

♡ when it comes to his cum, he likes to cum inside of you! watching it slowly ooze out of you when you slide your cunt off of his cock is always nearly enough to make him cum again

୨୧ and when it comes to your cum, he loves eating it out of you whilst you ride his face! he’ll hold you down on his face after you’ve cum, shoving his tongue as far up into you as it’ll go to reach your cum, he’s a big fan if you squirt hehe

d = dirty secret ( pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs )

♡ the first time he ever slept in the same bed with you, cuddling into you and resting his head on your chest, he had a nasty wet dream about you and woke up with cum in his boxers…

୨୧ luckily, he woke up before you and rushed to the bathroom to clean himself up with a blush covering his whole face and his hands covering his crotch! he’s never told you about this and doesn’t plan to

e = experience ( how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing? )

♡ similar to faust, i can see him having very little or no experience before you! most people just thought he was really too quiet and off putting

୨୧ but don’t worry! he’s a very quick learner and honestly loved the first few times you two got together, he loved letting you guide his head to your cunt, loved laying back and letting you take control…

f = favourite position ( this goes without saying )

♡ tchort LOVES the cowgirl position! he’s a sub and loves just letting you use him for your pleasure, moaning and whining under you whilst watching your tits bounce as you ride his cock

୨୧ face sitting is another favourite of his, you could do 69 if you want but he really doesn’t mind you just sitting on his face without sucking him off! he gets pleasure from pleasing you and could easily have a hands free orgasm just from eating you out

g = goofy ( are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc )

♡ tchort can be a little goofy when you’re first getting undressed and into position, letting out nervous chuckles as he admires you whilst you do the same

୨୧ but when you’re actually in the midst of having sex, he’s not as goofy! he’ll only chuckle against your cunt if someone walks in on you two when he’s eating you out backstage before a concert

h = hair ( how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? )

♡ tchort looks like he has pretty thick hair so i’d take a guess and say his pubes are pretty thick too

୨୧ his pubes are dirty blonde, almost brown in colour!

i = intimacy ( how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect )

♡ he’s pretty romantic during sex! both verbally and physically! the way he eats your cunt like a starved man is the most romantic thing a man has ever done for you during sex and the compliments he stutters out whilst you ride his cock are always the sweetest

୨୧ they’re always in between gasps and moans, telling you how beautiful you look and how tight your cunt feels around his cock before his words melt into more whines and moans

j = jack off ( masturbation headcanon )

♡ tchort is another guy who probably masturbated quite a bit before meeting you but after getting with you? after tasting your cunt? after feeling you ride him? not so much anymore…

୨୧ he only masturbates when he NEEDS to! especially since sometimes you jack him off whilst riding his face

k = kink ( one or more of their kinks )

♡ as i mentioned in his dating headcanons, tchort has a major thing for your scent…

୨୧ at first, he thought it was pretty innocent but then later in the relationship, he realised he’d get rock hard after sniffing your hair for a while or smelling your perfume as you sit in his lap! when you’re riding him, as he cums he’ll often pull you down, chest to chest, and shove his nose into you hair, inhaling your scent that only makes him cum even harder

♡ simple bondage is another thing tchort is into!

୨୧ please, tie his wrists to the bed frame and use him, he loves it! he’ll clench his fists and moan the loudest when he’s tied up and being used, wether you’re riding his face or his cock

l = location ( favorite places to do the do )

♡ eating you out? he could do it anywhere, anytime! he really doesn’t care, bend over and let him eat it from the back or sit up and let him shove his mouth against your cunt whilst you grip his hair

୨୧ but his favourite places are your shared bed and backstage or in bathrooms at concerts! your shared bed is just comfy and at concerts, it gives him a thrill and makes him feel dirty, which he likes, of course! he loves knowing that people can probably hear you moaning

m = motivation ( what turns them on, gets them going )

♡ honestly, just smelling you and being around you is enough to make him horny a lot of the time… wearing skirts makes him super hot too, they always make him just want to shove his head under the fabric and lap at your cunt

୨୧ sometimes he really feels like he can smell the sweetness of your cunt, he just needs it

n = no ( something they wouldn’t do, turn offs )

♡ tchort would never ever hurt you, absolutely not… it’s not something he’s comfortable with at all! like, not even spanking

୨୧ i feel like he just can’t really dom either, he’s tried it with you before but it just didn’t click! he’s a natural born pillow princess sub

o = oral ( preference in giving or receiving, skill )

♡ tchort definitely prefers eating you out over getting his dick sucked!

୨୧ i mean, don’t think he doesn’t think you’re amazing at sucking him off but he’s just a natural giver! he eats pussy like a starved man and as i said before, he gets pleasure from it

p = pace ( are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? )

♡ well, since you’re always on top during sex, it’s really up to you how the pace goes! he’ll just hold your hips or dig his nails into the rope around his wrist and whine whilst throwing his head back against the pillows

୨୧ when it comes to him giving you oral, you’re again kind of in control most of the time, guiding his head or riding his face, but he flicks his tongue super fast! delving it into your hole whilst also covering your clit, he knows how to eat pussy…

q = quickie ( their opinions on quickies, how often )

♡ i can see him being a big of a fan of quickies! he especially likes eating your cunt before a concert, it gets him excited, even if it completely messes up his corpse paint

୨୧ he’ll usually just pick you up and sit you atop a flat surface before getting on his knees and dipping his head under your skirt, putting his tongue to “ good use ” as he says

r = risk ( are they game to experiment? do they take risks? )

♡ he’s kind of hot and cold when it comes to experimenting! if it’s something simple like trying out new material to tie his hands back with or blindfolding, he’s very open to it!

୨୧ but when it comes to trying more extreme kinks and such, he’s much more on guard and just kind of nervous about it! not against it, you’d just have to explain it to him a lot before he decides if it’s something he’d like to try with you! and with risk, i mean… he eats you out anywhere he wants, that’s pretty risky, right? he just doesn’t care who sees or hears that much, he’s too busy enjoying your taste

s = stamina ( how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last? )

♡ tchort can go about three rounds before he’s really overstimulated and just worn out! he cums a lot and very easily so he’s almost always overstimulated after sex with you

୨୧ he can last about half an hour to an hour each round, but he’ll definitely need to take a short break in between rounds to breathe and get his head straight! you can stay on top of him whilst he catches his breath, just don’t bounce on his cock and if you’re sitting on his face, scoot down to his chest for a second

t = toys ( do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves? )

♡ i can see him maybe using a vibrator against you, especially if it makes you squirt quicker! he’ll hold it against your clit whilst having his tongue delved deep into your cunt, totally uncaring about how soaked his face and hair will get

୨୧ please do not use a vibrator on him though, he’s so easily overstimulated as it is and would get so embarrassed about it

u = unfair ( how much they like to tease )

♡ tchort is not a teaser! if anything, he’s the one who likes to be teased! like i said, he’s a sub…

୨୧ he’ll blush so red if you make a gesture with your hands and mouth towards him or bend over, effectively flashing him your lace panties

v = volume ( how loud they are, what sounds they make )

♡ tchort is a loud boyyy! he’s very vocal, always moaning and whining! when you guys first got together, he was really shy about it! he’d cover his mouth to stop the noises from coming out as you rode him, only moving it when you pull it away from his mouth, telling him you want to hear him

୨୧ he’ll always be pretty shy about how vocal he is but does stop covering his mouth! he’ll just blush very deeply as he whines and moans

w = wild card ( a random headcanon for the character )

♡ when emperor went to play in liverpool, you couldn’t come for whatever reason so he took one of the plushies he’d won for you at an arcade and some of your perfume, he wanted to sleep with it and be able to smell you :(

୨୧ faust and samoth absolutely laugh at him for it but he just flips them off, mocking them right back because at least he has a partner to miss!

x = x-ray ( let’s see what’s going on under those clothes )

♡ he’s probably the smallest of all the emperor members, 5.4 inches

୨୧ tchort might not be huge but you know how to work with it!

y = yearning ( how high is their sex drive? )

♡ i’m gonna say it, tchort is kind of addicted to your cunt… he has a surprisingly high sex drive! with his scent kick and damn near addiction to your taste, he needs you every damn day…

୨୧ not always full sex obviously, sometimes he just wants to eat you out! but he probably can’t go a day without tasting you, even if he just fingers you and sucks his fingers after hehe

z = zzz ( how quickly they fall asleep afterwards )

♡ he’s always VERY sleepy after sex, he’s completely drained of energy so as soon as his head is laid on your chest and you’re stroking his hair, it takes less than two minutes for him to knock out

୨୧ he falls into a really deep sleep after sex, his legs tangling with yours with the blanket slipping down and just covering his hips