Titan speakerman has a strange relationship with attention and responsibility. We see him go from shy to stoic. We can contrast this with Titan cameraman, who is generally very chill
Can we get a recreation of the Dumb Ways to Die video, but it's all G-T and Sci being absolutely fucking mutilated and given the worst pain possible?
And then for the little dancing parts, they're being forced to dance by moving their head side to side and the Titans are holding them at gunpoint behind. They endure even worse deaths and injuries each time and when the dance scenes repeat, their struggling to keep going more and more each time and they look more and more in pain and terrified, and by the end their slowing down and occasionally stop in pure agony, and either TSpeak bitch slaps them like he did to the mafia toilet, TCam slams his railgun into their head like he did to the fake G-T or TTV THX's them straight in the ear.
And finally, "Duuuumb ways to diee, So many dumb ways to die-e-e" is replaced with " Evvv, ree - body, wants to-o rule the woorrld" since that's the anthem of the alliance (I think) so they play it in the last moments of the toilet Titans.
It's that time of the month for me, so all I want is to stay in bed and be plied with treats and heating pads. Under a cut because thinking about ovarygravy isn't everyone's cup of tea.
Plunk: Offers to plunge the cuntgunk out of you to get it all over with. He's very confused but he's got the spirit.
Assassin Speakerman: Doesn't know what periods are, is horrified when you try to explain. Thinks you're having a medical emergency and calls for help. You have to explain to paramedics that you're fine, really.
Sabre: "That's none of my business." Your condition does nothing to change his belief that humans are poorly-designed, but he's polite enough to not say that to your face. ('Polite' in the sense that it would be strategic to not antagonise you, not in the sense that he particularly cares about sparing your feelings.)
Camera Matriarch: Doesn't really understand what's happening to you, but understands that you're in pain and offers you a hug.
Speaker Matriarch: The sweetest of the Matriarchs about it. Brings you a heating pad.
Scientist Toilet: "I think I've got some codeine in here, help yourself. I think it's codeine, anyway... Hey, do you want a hysterectomy? I'll do it for free if I can keep the eggs." If you accept, prepare to see swarms of parasites with your face.
TV Matriarch: Offers some screen hypnosis to distract you from the pain.
Titans: If the Titans are in their hangars and not needed for missions any time soon, TCam will let you hide and rest in his pocket where it's warm and dark and cosy. TSpeaker will offer the same, and also to let you rest on one of his speakers and enjoy some soothing vibrations. TTv will let you lie in his core chamber, so that if you ooze you can hose it clean.
Lady Mutant Toilet: "Here, you might as well have my stash of twat hammocks. I don't need them now I have a robo-pussy." Will give you some chocolate from her stash if she likes you enough.
DJ Skibidi: Is the sweetest. Gives you all the blankets, chocolate, heating pads, etc.
Buzzsaw Mutant Toilet: Gives you some pineapple, because he knows there's some connection between pineapple and pussy juice. Offers you paracetamol (instead of ibuprofen) - he's trying to be helpful but doesn't know much.
Swat Mutant Toilet: Just like DJ Skibidi. Is terrific about it.
Rambo Mutant Toilet: Pretends to be uncaring but actually does feel sorry for you.
G-Toilet: Is sympathetic to your suffering but has no idea why you would expect him to do anything about it.
I REALLY LIKE MIMIC TITAN CAMERAMAN its such a shame he isnt canon...tcam and his weird clone friend
Thank you!
Yeah...he may not be canon, but scenarios with mimic titans are pretty fun to think about, in all honesty!
Giving the big guys some temporary forms where they can borrow Origin's abilities for a short time to wreck some shit would be awesome!
For the titan Cameraman, I like to envision that his element is fire-based and his fire breathing is replaced with a powerful lazer (the same one that Origin's camera head is able to perform).
A purely offensive build, in short!
A powerful lazer, fire based-attacks, and a large club-hammer tail to smash his enemies with! <: )
He also has three heads since my primary inspiration for him was to make him a drake, but with some attributes of Cerberus, since Camera Mimics are reptile/wolf inspired.
I may do the other titans too...cause why not?
Has Phaeton ever met the other two titans as well?
No, they haven't. There is a Titan hanger in Antlia-Four (where Phaeton works when they're not working in the TV main base), but as far as Phaeton knows, Titan Camera's never come by to use it (nor Titan Speaker, but it would be more likely to be visited by TCam because Antlia-Four is a primarily Cam base).
Maybe TCam's been there while Phaeton's been working at the TV base and they just missed each other, heh.
"Oh, oh, CCTV, you should make an Inverted AU of Skibidi Toilet!" I told myself, as I like inverting my hyperfixations. Big mistake. These colors are so ugly.
ANYWAYS, people who've known me for several years would know I have a weird thing for inverted AUs, and I was flabbergasted I never thought to invert Skibidi Toilet. Now I have a reason why I shouldn't have... I'm still doing it anyway.
I like to picture inverted TCam as shy but snappy, TSpeak as a selfish prick and TTV as sopping wet girlfailure who crumbles at even the slightest insult. I'm sure that says enough.