#tbt: crack tag

[valeurex]

“You will die on the third day of third moon of 129 AC. Your body will be discovered at the hour of the bat by a servant.“ — crack helaena

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Why by servant?

[zealctry]

DIVERSITY WIN! regardless of age, race, gender, sexual orientation, family and medical history — this guy would STILL stab you! ( probably. )

[saturnmused]

everytime someone tells keanu 'no':

keanu vc, quietly & to himself: keanu, Yes.

[dinomites]

"I was not aware the dragons had a tiny whelping in the mix."

[wcrldcfvtlvs]

Me: * reading some spicy novel and the main characters do the deed in front of a mirror *

Inner thoughts of My muses under cut

Rosalie: that looks interesting

Victoria: I've read about it too, it does look nice and it seems to enhance the experience

Tyler: it's kinda awkward after the McNasty switch switches off

Rosalie: ....

Victoria: .....

Tyler: what I've been around the block

Vergil in a corner reading the same book I am: it does give a type of strange empowerment to person who's dominate in the relationship. The dirty talk isn't awful either.

Atlas's: did you know? That he?

Vergil: yes, I too have " been around the block. ", just because I'm reserved doesn't mean I didn't indulge back in the day.

[aceparagoned]

"How bad can this Grimace Shake really be?"

She's just going to take a sip of the rather interesting drink, and...

Looks like there is something stronger than she is, if her suddenly collapsing to her knees is any indication.

[scienceroach]

@moxxietude // Instant panic attack from Moxxie when he sees a gigantic roach. In the Human world. That's not-- that's not normal. Legs freeze up and he locks in place like a fainting faint. "AAAh!" (( Mox, that's rude. You've seen bug-people demons before, c'mon. ))

The doctor stares, watching the poor little guy freak out. While he should be used to this by now...somehow, he's not. Instead, right now, he's mostly thankful he has shit hearing.

" ...man, did I really forget to moisturize this morning ? " Doc, what the fuck.

[aveimperatcr]

" I JUST WANTED TO BE A GOOD FATHER FOR FIVE MINUTES. "

" WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS SERVING CHAOS? I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE ONE CUTTING IT CLOSE BEING IN THE DEPTHS OF THE FUCKING WARP. FFFFFUCKING LORGAR. "

[sarishim]

His phone rings.

Telephone by Lady Gaga ft Beyonce plays in the distance when he picks up.

"Sorry I cannot hear you, I'm kind of busy."

[symbiiotic]

bc @espercr just reminded me of the whole "would u love me if i was a worm" thing

eddie: i already love a worm so yeah i guess v, elated: WE KNEW YOU LOVED US v: v, suspicious: wait

eddie, later, having a hard time sitting, sourly updating his 'it's been ___ days since my alien bit me on the ass' sign with a zero

[valeurex]

let's be frank here the DUDE is more of a dreamer than rider plus his first and last ride was more of a tragedy than fun

This. This is why daemon is just smh at his choice of dragon. Why did you have to choose the oldest and with one foot in the grave dragon to claim viserys??? Were you even serious?! You chose that so you can cop out of flying and being a dragonlord. <- young daemon at vis tbh

[ ... ] S I G H S / @dastardlydaemon.

Deadas* serious if anything. This is why we can't have nice things. And you still wonder why I keep sending you away? Aside from adding salt to sores, you're exposing my secret plans too ...

[necrcmance]

Alice is actually standing beside Michael with her pink heart-shaped sunglasses Malcolm gave her that one time, sipping on her pink drink from starbucks nodding along to the song blasting

he'll just blow them both a kiss, slide the door shut again, and fuck right off to the Bahamas once again!

[inundatae]

❄️❄️❄️ let it go ❄️❄️❄️

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 her to be singing. A rather unconventional means to address a stranger, but he has admittedly been witness to far greater oddities within Fontaine. If one has the desire to burst into song, then who is he to deny this woman of her whims?

⸻ So long as it is away from the confines of the court, of course. And yet... what perplexes him more is within the phrasing.

"...What is this 'it' that I'm meant to let go?" / @vintera

[seaofspirits]

me every time someone simps for river

[subserviiient]

“Hope everyone enjoyed their shakes.”

[sherunsfaster]

bella: so you're the wolf girl emily: so you're the vampire girl leah: so i'm the hurling girl