#tbt CoW Chicks On Wrestling WW Still Had An F Attitude Utter foolishness (rules)

[dahoodsie]

The CoW WWF Drinking Game

A special treat for all you Jerichoholics, we hope this game will grow and grow... though we can't say we hope the same for The Game's Pinocchio Nose.

It is not necessary to quaff alcohol to participate in this game. If you just end up having to pee a lot, that's good enough for us.

Events

Angle-isms: Drink for every occurrence of a phrase like "It could, it could," "I am, I am," "It's true, it's true."

Bambi: Drink whenever Shane McMahon tries to look mean and fails miserably.

Challenger: Drink whenever the champion enters first, 'cuz tradition sucks (apparently).

Chatty Matty: This is also in the nHo Manic Panic drinking game, but too bad. This is a swig for every time he comes down the ramp flailing his arms and yelling.

Edge's Tights: Every time he yanks em up, drink. Yes, even if he does it twice in a row. If they ever come off, beware of snarfing. Then finish your drink.

Eyebrow: Every time you see it raised, drink. Be very careful, if they show the Rock's entrance video you may be in dire trouble.

H3's Rants: Whenever he comes out to talk trash at the end of HeAT but is cut off by the beginning of a PPV, the least you can do is take a drink for Hunter. Feel free to do the same when he fills up the first 20 minutes of RAW.

Ho-Lame: If any ho should trip or stumble en route to the ring... drink!

Names: Whenever JR or Lilian don't seem to know who someone is and thus call them a random name as though they were a harried mom with too many kids, take a swig. Drink as much as you wanna if it's a Hardy. Los Bros really look alike, dontcha think?

Repetition: If a move is named more than once ("The Rock Bottom! The Rock Bottom!"), drink. If it is named three times or more, take a hefty pull.

SexayGush: Every time the King gushes over his son in his colorful commentary, take a swig for nepotism.

Stupid Little Guy Move: Toast to the little guy's inability to learn.  Two drinks if it's a guy who's usually not considered a little guy, but somehow manages to do the SLGM anyway (e.g., Test vs. Viscera).

Yay!/Boo!: Drink if you can tell whether someone's a heel or a face this week depending on whether Lawler or JR are rooting for them.

Vocabulary

Drink whenever you hear the following words:

AUTHORITY, TREMENDOUS (drink twice if it's in connection with ATHLETE(S) or ATHLETICISM), STEEL (take a hefty pull if it's prefaced with UNFORGIVING), HUMAN BEING(S), LACKADAISICAL, CARNAGE, SCINTILLATING, DOMINANT, AGGRESSIVE(LY), and OMINOUS (this last preferably in conjunction with inanimate objects such as ladders and cages).

Drink twice when you hear the following phrases:

"IN THIS VERY RING", "Not tonight -- NOT ANY NIGHT!", and any time someone makes it personal.

Moves

Whenever you've stopped cheering enough so that you won't drown, drink for any of the following:

Event Omega, Chyna's handspring, whenever X-Pac misses the Bronco Buster and gets fresh with the ringpost, and whenever JR is forced to confess he has no idea what move just occurred.

As a bonus, we will supply you with the following

Recipes

DX Blood: Tall glass of lemonade, limeade or Sprite -- add generous amounts of Midori until you achieve the desired color. Its variation, X-Pac Blood, is made with Mountain Dew so you can get lots of energy.

Mad CoW: In a short glass, mix 1 generous shot of vodka, 1 shot of Coffeemate liquid hazelnut creamer, milk to taste, and ice.

The Bride is a bartender, expect additions to this section as well! Yay!

Other Terminology

Being Steve: The practice of drinking really bad cheap beer no one would normally touch, generally while wrestling is on.

Bump Anal Slam: This was an accidental addition that we have come to adore. It refers both to the pump handle slam and to the, uh unique manner Road Dogg treats his opponents from behind.

EWYWYL: Even When You Win, You Lose. Refers to the common event of wrestlers being oh so happy they won, only to have someone do a run-in and beat the living pus out of them. Sometimes we see the variant Even When You Lose, You Lose Even More, when insult is added to injury.

Jyhad: Something we used to do on Sunday nights instead of watching Music Video Hour, I mean, HeAT. That would be a vampire card game by WOTC and, wouldn't you know it, White Wolf Game Studios. When you are winning, you have an ephemeral quality called the edge, thus, we use Edge (giving even more encouragement to bleed people like a sumbitch). Whoever feels they're getting their ass kicked too much gets to have Christian.

Out Of Game: How we refer to wrestlers' actual lives. "Ooh, Kane looks like he's really hurt outta game!" Conversely, stuff that happens as part of a plot is In Game. This is because many of us are geeks who indulge in live-action roleplaying games -- also quite often apparent when we discuss Gangrel.

Ricotta: An affectation that has sprung up in response to declarations about the STEEL steps (ramp, cage, chair, etc.) Suggestive of the idea "Is there, perhaps, something else they would be made out of?" The Bitch Queen suggests Jell-O as another possibility, while TB insists on tofu.

Stupid Little Guy Move: This describes any aerial move done by someone who is petite in comparison to their opponent that results in their being caught midair and worn as a piece of jewelry. It almost never eeeeeevah works, but people keep doing it -- presumably for comedic effect.

Violent Head: What D'Von jumps from the ropes to give his opponents after teammate Bahburr helpfully holds their legs wide open.